Its great you visited us for the Super Bowl uncle anon, my dad

Is that a dragon dildo on the night stand?

>>26319004
>.t never been to an 3+ stars hotel

That's a towel.

>>26319027
I've been to plenty of luxury hotels and I've never seen them leave a towel on the nightstand

>>26319027
Why do they shape it like a giant beast dildo at 3+ star hotels?

>>26319027
>Never been to a 5 star hotel

That's a dragon dildo

>>26319054
Don't bother with this guy

>>26319054
youre either lying or acting stupid

Do girls that age allow guys to lick their buttholes?

>>26319088
Says the commoner

I have used over 20 different dragon dildos, all of which were administered by a different woman

>>26319101
In my exsperience they don't let you lick their buttholes till they're about 20

>>26319135
But they are hairy at that age...

>>26318921
yeah I stay in my room all day browsering an anime website and fap to futa, do you wish to hear more of my exploits?

>>26318921
>Super Bowl is tonight
i was thinking about Wrestlemania desu family

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>>26319175

sound interesting uncle anon, but can I dress up first?