I wake up depressed every morning because my cock has shit girth.
5" girth is pencil as fuck.
Fuck off you memeing faggot.
I'm being serious. It seems like every dick I see has above 5" girth. Porn has fucking ruined me in every way. I'd seriously rather be a trap at this point.
here ya go pham
5'11" barefoot heavily balding 5.75x5.75
25 kv neet on government welfare
the penis is the source of all male confidence
if you have a small skinny one you are destined for failure no matter what you do. it sucks but that's life and you gotta deal with it and make the best of it.
>tfw my dick is pretty long and the girth is okay but it's bent to nearly 60 degrees to the left
>ywn have a qt3.14 chocolate princess to fuck
>TFW average [dick/height/weight/whatever else] god I hate my life waahhh
Why are there so many of these people? 5 girth is literally the average, you should be pleased you hit the average and didn't fall into the sub 4 area or something
Hate to break it to you anon but you've got a tiny pencil dick if you're only 5 inches circumference.
The only thing you can do now is start taking hormones, with such a small dick I don't think you can even be called a man.
Well, I'm not a man, so that's normal to not be called one.And why would anyone in their right mind measure the radius? That wouldn't be as accurate as the circumference, you massive faggot.
Do you fucktards even girth?
Maybe if you were sending your dick in the mail you can measure it like this.
Also doesn'tmatter long by doesn'tmatter thick here, just find a cute girl to fuck you in the ass and facesit you.
>really depressed about my dick
>buy a 6.5 inch dildo to compare sizes
>dick is more or less same length
>my dick is actually thicker
>reviews on Amazon say it's a great size
>now my confidence is restored and I have a dildo
>implying there is anything wrong with wanting the superior option.
Would you play a shit videogame because the devs whined others were better when you have thousands of games to pick from? No, you'd play the better game.
>whats even the point if you dont have a big dick
Do this >>26316908
>just find a cute girl to fuck you in the ass and facesit you.
Don't need a big dick to get pegged.
Jk familia don't do this, finding a dominant female is like searching for a gold bar in a garbage dump, you'll never get one. ;~;
Do we really need 40 of these threads daily. Yeah we get it you people believe anything under 10 inches will not ever satisfy any woman. Either stop believing this bullshit or continue believing it and keep it to yourself. Just fuck off every day with it, how can a group of people obsess about something so much fucking christ
>tfw big dick
>too autistic for dating or casual sex
Like having a million dollars that you just can't spend.
I don't get it, did God think it would be a funny joke or something if he just fucked my shit up?
The dubs have spoken. Everybody abandon thread.
Ive got almost the same stats but im also almost seven feet tall. So super disproportionate... Yaknow.. If that makes you feel any better... Or whatever.....
I seriously consider my small dick to be the only one obstacle
I don't have any desire in women and dating because I'm scared to let any women know I have a small dick
I don't date to flirt or casual talk because when they find I have small dick, they'd laugh hard to me even trying
People have so many flaws that they could change if they made an effort but for some reason they are too lazy and instead like to fixate on things they can't change like the size of their penis.
> 7.5 inch length
>5.25 inch girth
Did I lose the genetic lottery?
>tallfag bragging at me about his height
4.3 x5.3, not bone pressed.
Losr my virginity to a milf. While fucking, felt her vaginal walls constricting a lot of times. It almost hurt at those moments. We fucked for hours.
And she came back for more.
Dick size matters to some girls, don't generalize the preferences of one to all the others.
When my ponytail circumference is bigger than your dick.
For onethats not even a good height. Just as freakish as being a manlet. And ad i stated it makes having an even borderline average dick look tiny.
>penis less than 6'' and not particularly girthy
actually contemplating suicide
>tfw exactly 6'0"
>feel bad knowing that every man shorter than me is immidatley discounted by stacies when it comes to dating because they're not an inch taller.
Honestly if you're lucky enough to be 5'9" or taller just say your 6'0", most of the time bitches won't even know the difference unless they compare you to someone.
>not superior twin tails
Why must 3dpd be so shit that it can't do twintails right? 2D is infinitely better from that fact alone.
So? The fact you're tall already gives you an incredible advantage. There are many girls that would rather date a 6'5" guy with a 5" dick than a 5'5" guy with a 7" one.
You're probably just baiting me now.
>bone pressed just over 8 inches, otherwise 7.25 inches
>usually 5.6 at biggest point
>hear all these things about every other guy being girthy and thick
>if not masturbating for days it gets smaller to about 5 inches at thinnest point
I'm 18 but hopin' for that growth spurt!
I'm... I'm gettin' there!
That might be true but i didnt say o was 6'5" thats a relatively normal height. Add another six inches and you start getting into freak territory in most peoples eyes. Also i think this height meme is fucking stupid ive seen plenty of chadlets and plenty of kv height kings. Plus thats great maybe i have more of an advantage to nevet please a woman with my baby dick. Awesome.
I think youre baiting me at this point.
Don't let it hold you back. You just have to be careful to avoid roasties
I know, I knowDon't make it an issue. Never apologise for it. Those two things are guaranteed pussy desiccators. Learn some fingering and oral techniques and train your kegels.
>there are people who come to r9k to tell robots that perfectly acceptable things are woefully inadequate
>there are robots who believe the things they read on this board.
5.9 girth here
Doesn't look that much but according to the Internets that's supposed to be bigger than 90% of men. I've always have had problems with condoms until I found out they come in sizes and also the couple of girls I've been with have commented on it being big but I always assumed women say that to everyone.
>doesn't look that much
That's just because you can only SEE the width, not the girth. Adding an inch of girth has about 1/3 the visual effect of adding an inch of length.
>I've always have had problems with condoms until I found out they come in sizes
This one's always got me, because everyone out there insists that condoms are "one size fits all", when in reality they're generally designed to be fairly tight on average-sized dicks (so that they don't fall off smaller ones) and noose-tier on anything even slightly above.
>he actually uses r9k memes as the basis of his world view
How do you know this?
How many girls have left you for a man with a larger penis?
How do you know that this is common or normal behaviour?
Oh wait, you don't, you're just being an insecure faggot.
Some faggot saved one of my D pics and posts it due to my girth, my gf randomly came across it on internet and gave me a ton of shit for it. My dick is like a tree trunk, most of it is 6.5 inch, but last 2 inches of shaft I have a real 7 inch girth.
>noose-tier on anything even slightly above
Yep, the regular ones killed my erections in a matter of a minute. The extra large are better, but there's still problems, it's quite frustrating.
havnt you seen the big dick reaction videos? they look disgusted with small dicks but when the huge ones come out they are like in another world
no guys do that to a girls boobs unless hes like 8 years old or something. dick size is everything to women they love it
>mfw people fall for the cock size meme
I made a girl cum from penetration with a barely 5.5incher last night, explain that. I was literally stretching her pussy.
>fuck me anon, FUCK ME
If your cock is less than 4 inches start to worry
So they sat down with you and explained to you that the reason their girlfriends, or they themselves broke off their current relationship, is so that they could be with a man who has a bigger penis. And there were no other factors.
What were those conversations like? Were measurements provided?
>tfw small dick by racial standards
>tfw black girls laugh at me when I have to use a regular magnum since the XL magnums are a little too wide
>tfw I can only have sex with white and Hispanic girls
>tfw can't even make it past the blow job level with black girls
>tfw every Asian girl in my area are ugly as sin with no ass
Should I just give up on trying to get a black girl?
You know what bothers me in these threads?
The fact that everybody uses INCHES instead of CENTIMETERS.
Fucking imperial units are so stupidly inaccurate.
Like, my dick is 17cm length and 13cm in circunference, and depending on the site i go, they say different sizes in inches.
I know this is a lie but still, imagine how this conversation would have gone down if it was real.
>this guy walks into a room full of his sisters friends
>'hi anon' they all say
>'we just wanted to tell you that we have recently left our boyfriends simultaneously for guys with bigger penises'
>'we are telling you so that you can post this story on that Chinese girl cartoons forum that you're always talking about'
We had great sex and she wants more. You guys need to lighten up. I'm trying to help you. I've never had one complaint from a girl. Small dick isn't the end if the world, if it bothers you that much use a sizegenetics stretcher, the results seem legit
>you'll never have a delicious black cock like that
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
>yeah Sarah average penis size is 9 inches
>OMG yeah I believe that too, let's all leave our boyfriends for a large penis.
>why is that random guy sitting behind us listening to our totally real conversation on gigantic penises and how we want to get ripped apart by them
>I don't know Jane, let's instead go and fuck some penises, giant ones only of course.
T. Things that happen in real life
OK sorry you talk about cocks with your sister.
Stop acting like your life is over if you were born with a 4-5 inch penis.
There's a lot of women out there who are easily pleased. You'd know that if you actually had sex.
We all know that you're the same retard that has posted 30 times in this thread. I know half the people on this site are autists,but come on they're not going to belive this shit.
>I just wanted to tell you the reason why I broke up with steven
>it was because he only had a below average 8 inch penis and if my cervix isn't bruised by the end of sex then I was terrible.
>I'm now going out with a guy with a 12 inch dick and it's nearly satisfying.
>I just wanted to tell you so you could tell your friends online
literally how can dicklets even compete with this
>tfw 6inx5in dicklet
just end me tbqh familia
Do you really think I'm lying? Are you this heavily in denial? It's not like I had to eavesdrop to hear things like this. I've heard women talk about how they heard "that guy" has a big dick or "that guy" is genetically gifted and other things like that in public settings.
Why are you trying to make it sound absurd or unrealistic with strawman quotes like "lets all leave our boyfriends"? I never claimed I heard anything that specific.
>oh Stacy don't worry about the breakup, you can do better anyway
>yeah *sob* like totally I'm better off without him, he had a tiny dick anyway! *sob*
>aww I know Stacy, its okay girl.
Women's perception of size correlates to their feelings. Its not possible for a woman to be objective.
A man can have a big or a small dick, or be tall or short, depending on how a woman currently feels about him.
In (most) social situations you don't go around with your dick out so that girls can obey to their basic instinct and aim at the biggest one.
Having a big dick is totally useless if you have no social skills.
Why is life so hard? Why do I have to ask a girl out and entertain her with conventionalised bullshit for a variable period of time just to bang her?
Well the idea with social skills is that you should enjoy interactions for their own sake, rather than seeing those interactions as a means to an end
Seeing conversation and entertainment as a solution to some kind of puzzle where you get sex if you solve it, is probably why you're so socially inept.
Fine, you won, enjoy a sexless life because you automatically assume you suck.
I'll continue having great sex with my chode and busting nuts inside the sugar walls
another anon here. If u was rekt by life and genes there is 2 options:
1)Just accept this and keep live with that awful feel, admiting that you will never be a Real Man and wount ever see her smile when pants off
2)Shotgun to head
Here's some actual studies done by (penis) scientists, not self-reported bullshit.
The penis on Michelangelo's David is actually proportional to his body.
It doesn't stop girls from cackling about "how small it is," or guys from boasting that "theirs is so much bigger"
There is an article somewhere about how it is perfectly average, but google only returns results from reddit and yahoo answers.
The 1996 study (largest average) seems like the closest to being accurate, but it probably still underestimates the average.
Also, average doesn't matter nearly as much as the ideal. Anything less than 7 x 5.5 isn't really acceptable, regardless of the average.
Wtf, you must be trolling.
Why you must be better than chad? Why you must please every women, or else don't even try?
Women have feeling too, and may like uou besides some of your perceived flaws. They have tons of flaws too.
Based on the width of that guy's fingers with that grip, he's about 6.5"x6" girth, although considering how floppy and uneven it looks I wouldn't be surprised if he pumped beforehand.
It's not that big. Looks average for a black guy and he's clearly sitting down. How far do you think a person would be zoomed out of they're taking a pic of their dick in a sitting position?
>according to these graphs, I have the perfect dick
>look at a ruler
>"7" looks massive, no way am I that big"
>measure again, I am
>realise while looking at it in the mirror, with a semi, that my perspective makes it look shorter than it is
>female friends talking about a guy one of them is sleeping with
>she says it curves upwards and feels great, apparently hits all the right spots
>tfw I also have that
>tfw fordyce spots all over it, and hair coming out of some of them, even on foreskin
>tfw slight phimosis
>tfw had to have surgery to remove my frenulum because it was too short a while ago
>tfw have never liked blowjobs for this reason, both before and after the surgery
>tfw had surgery to separate the foreskin from the glans when I was about 10/11
>tfw develops smegma quite quickly, and can smell it while pissing by the end of the day
>tfw this, coupled with the phimosis, means that the foreskin sticks to the glans, and it doesn't roll up and down easily like it should
Oh yeah, it's manageable, it's just annoying that it's even necessary. Have to be really careful about it as well, since each hair is on a little bump and I don't want to nick them with the razor.
But that faggot is complaining about it on a Cambodian goat herding forum like its the end of the world.
Even if he didn't know how to convert the units, it literally takes two seconds to Google.
Length is measured from above at the base of the shaft, pressed into the pelvic bone or not (just specify, the difference between the two is about 1/2" if you're a healthy weight). People usually use the "bone-pressed" measurement to compare.
Girth is measured with a tape measure or by wrapping a headphone/USB cord around your dick and placing it next to a ruler. Measure the thickest point around mid-shaft.
Only real reason to measure is if you're buying condoms.
>Just go look at some dildo sizes they are all 8x6
The most popular dildo items at the biggest sex shop here have 4 cm diameter, which means 5,1 inches of circumference, which is presumably the average as fuck, meaning women are not going for the monster cock dildos.
Same here man. I am just under 6" and I cannot seem to come to terms with the fact that supposedly puts me in the 98th percentile. My length is average but I just can't see how its so massive
This is biggest
smallestproblem in my whole life. I'm almost average looking, I'm not stupid and some people find me funny but I'm so fucking afraid that someone will find out my dick size that I became antisocial
>penis is 7x5 (so above average length, average girth) and looks pretty skinny
>tfw autistic and post penis on soc or to girls from reddit or kik elsewhere
>holy shit your dick is huge
>holy shit you're so thick
>omg what the fuck that would cause me internal bleeding
>tfw girls probably say this about every guy
>tfw even if they are telling the truth ill still never use it
Toilet paper tube test is literally the most moronic stupid test as there are endless different sizes of toilet paper rolls. Literally kill yourself if you've used it seriously because you would be too dense/stupid to realize that there's over one size and shape of toilet paper rolls.
it's just fucked up man, it's like inheriting a safe with a million dollars inside but no combination. a sick troll. like every time i see an anon on /r9k/ whining about how a girl laughed at his tiny dick it just makes me cry more because at least he had a girl look at it before.
On the other hand, there's a normie somewhere with a tiny dick getting laughed at behind his back. Think about the insecurity he must feel at having the dick that you 'should' have gotten. He would have had a ridiculous amount of enjoyment from a 9x6 dick, and you're depriving the world of that douchebag.
Here is a WEBM of my dick
>7 inch length
>5 inch girth
>another penis thread with 250+ replies
it's like no matter how much you get trolled and triggered by the same type of post, you're pysically unable to hit "hide thread"
trolling this board is like taking candy from a baby. the OP doesn't even need any skill, all he has to so is throw some shit together about a topic like height, penis size, tit size, weight, etc and wait for the replies to come rolling on in
it's not even a art anymore
>he actually fucking took it
god damn it's worse than i thought holy shit
I can't even tell who's whoing who anymore. I feel like i'm surrounded by good people though.
>accepted that I'm never going to have a gf or have sex
>don't have to worry about all this shit anymore
feels good nigga. you all should do the same, oh wait you're probably beta normies nvm.
I'm 7.5x5.5 and the girl I fucked thought it was super huge and said she couldn't take it all in and would have preferred a super thick penis to a long one. She still came a lot, though.
If your penis is curved, you're automatically a sex God because you're going to hit her in spots that Chads without a curved dick would never be able to hit.
>If your penis is curved, you're automatically a sex God because you're going to hit her in spots that Chads without a curved dick would never be able to hit.
A female friend of mine has slept with like 11 guys, including the guy she's currently sleeping with. She was saying about how his dick is curved upwards slightly, and it felt great, which surprised me a bit because it sounded like it was the first time she'd ever had that. I asked her, and apparently none of the other 10 were like that - all straight-dicked.
Must be less common than I'd assumed.
Don't worry girls greatly prefer a straight dick. Curved might have ONE angle that feels really good, but 90% of other angles just don't work and girls like variety.
Those are porn star status? Sweet.
>tfw length and girth are good but won't ever use it due to being ugly as fuck
Oh well, pic related.
Are you kidding? There's typically at least one dick rate thread going at all times of the day every day. Not that it matters since 4chan is a safe place for homosexuals now and has been for years, but don't pretend it hasn't been going on for a while
Why do you care about how big your dick is? Its not like it is seeing any use anyway.
>not wanting insights from the female point of view, in a setting where there's no reason for them to lie
Unless they're usually hovering around page 9, then I'm going to call bullshit. Maybe I'm just unconsciously ignoring them and scrolling past, but I think I would still have noticed at least one if they were that common.
Same here. I swear my dick is getting skinnier in spite of trying to jelq and pump. 5" is now 4.5" or less some times. The base is the fattest - usually 5" hard. Near the top it can sometimes be less than 4" even hard. It's wide but flat, if that makes any sense. It can get up to 1.67" wide.
I have a question for people with larger penises here
Do any of you have your crotches get really uncomfortable, like your genitals let off too much heat?
I swear I will shower in the morning and by lunch my dick is sticking to my scrotum and I always have to rearrange myself all day long
>4.5 inch length and narrow girth
But no girl will ever see it anyway so it's not like it matters.
All of it, or just the negatives, dickbro?
My balls stick to my legs quite often, and ballsweat smell develops every day if I haven't trimmed for a while.
Also, my dick sits on my scrotum in such a way that it noticeably sticks out if I'm wearing something thin like boxers, pyjamas, or even sweatpants. Boners are very obvious whatever I'm wearing, so I have this thing where I tuck the tip under my wallet, in my left pocket, which I think hides it somewhat.
I've learned to not give a shit about the size of my dick
No girl is gonna see it anyway