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I wake up depressed every morning because my cock has shit girth.

5" girth is pencil as fuck.
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>>26312438
>tfw 5x5

lad.............
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I wake up depressed because my dick is only 15 inches long. Gosh life is so hard for us small dicked fellows.
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>>26312467
Fuck off you memeing faggot.

I'm being serious. It seems like every dick I see has above 5" girth. Porn has fucking ruined me in every way. I'd seriously rather be a trap at this point.
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>>26312498
>calls me a memeing faggot
>just another /lgbt/ shill
you fuck off, sick of seeing all this fucking propaganda
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>>26312498
I've got 4" girth and it's the least of my worries when it comes to the opposite sex. I would say being fat, lazy, and boring have a much bigger impact.
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>>26312438
sauce?
original comment I swear on me mum
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>>26312582
here ya go pham
http://xhamster.com/movies/4508538/zara_african_sexy_girl_goddess_suite.html
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5 inch girth is actually the average you insecure fuck
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>>26312438
waauw
so this is the power of enormous white cock
how do you compete blackbois?
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>8"
>No girth


W-Why bother living
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>>26313084
Girls don't even want average looks fampai ;)
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>>26312632
Well the .gif certainly was hotter than the video.
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whats the proper way to measure everything
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5'11" barefoot heavily balding 5.75x5.75

25 kv neet on government welfare

yeahhhhh, whatever
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>>26313189
I think most people use tailors tape. I use a piece of toilet paper and wrap it around, then measure it. Toilet paper tube test can also get a rough estimate
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>tfw girth but no length
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the penis is the source of all male confidence

if you have a small skinny one you are destined for failure no matter what you do. it sucks but that's life and you gotta deal with it and make the best of it.
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>>26313249
5'6 fat fuck.

6 inch length 5.2inch girth.

feels average man
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>>26313463
perfect 4 anal
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>>26313084
>average as fuck 6x5cock
>evey girl thats seen it has loved it
>enough stamina and giving her a vaginal orgasm isnt too much trouble

Inb4 youve had sex get out reee
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Actually 5 inch girth is above average... you can comfortably wear Magnums with that width.

7 x 5.5 inch (bone-pressed) robot reporting. AMA fuckers.
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>>26312438
>tfw my dick is pretty long and the girth is okay but it's bent to nearly 60 degrees to the left
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>>26312438
>ywn have a qt3.14 chocolate princess to fuck
why live
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>>26313965
Penis pumps can reduce curvature.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2010.09365.x/abstract
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>>26314004
I don't know, anon. I might have to pay urologist a visit first. I haven't had sex yet so I have no idea on how is the curvature affect the experience.
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>>26313858
>has had sex
>normie
>REEEEEEEE
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>>26313858
>>enough stamina
which is?
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>5.2"x4"
>pencil dick as all hell
Good thing I'm ugly as sin 2/10 at best. I gave up on women years back.
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How the fuck is girth even measured? Where do I put the measuring tape on my dick?
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>>26314131
You can put it around the thickest part if you want.
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>>26312438
>petite black girls

Didn't realize how hot this was until I started banging one. She's 5'3" and tiny, but with some D-cup titties and the best bj skills ever.
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>TFW average [dick/height/weight/whatever else] god I hate my life waahhh

Why are there so many of these people? 5 girth is literally the average, you should be pleased you hit the average and didn't fall into the sub 4 area or something
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>>26314286
Because like >>26313145 said why would females settle for average when they have 500 times options when it comes to dating and sex compared to men?
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>have 4.5 girth
>faggots here crying about 5 - 5.75

reee
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yep im ashamed of my donger

but what does it matter? its not like a grill will ever see it
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>>26314252
Aren't all petite girls hot af?
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>>26314370

>everyone ITT thinks *they* have it bad
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>>26314408
Maybe if you're a pedo.
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>>26314440
You're pretty racist desu, sex is great with all petite girls since they're easy to throw around.
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5x5 here op

if you know how to use it, it's more than enough.
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>>26314468
Yeah, so are child girls. If you find petite girls attractive then you're most likely a pedophile.
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>>26312453
how can a penis be 5x5"? is your penis literally a square? lol
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>>26315181
I can't tell if this is trolling or you're actually too retarded to figure out it's the circumference.
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>>26314286
4.7-5 inches is actually the average.
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>>26315216
>circumference
>not radius
Hate to break it to you anon but you've got a tiny pencil dick if you're only 5 inches circumference.
The only thing you can do now is start taking hormones, with such a small dick I don't think you can even be called a man.
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>>26315389
had a nice kek
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If your a fat fuck theres prolly another inch buried in the lard desu
6x5's not that bad
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>>26315389
Well, I'm not a man, so that's normal to not be called one. And why would anyone in their right mind measure the radius? That wouldn't be as accurate as the circumference, you massive faggot.
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This is now a dick size thread
Me: 5.25"x5.5" (from the bone)
>tfw below average length
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>>26315573
Anon it was a joke.

>>26315813
>implying that's below average length
Nice job buying into the jewish big black dick memes you cuck.
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My cock is 6" long but has 6" girth

I find it hard to accept that my cock is officially massive due to the average as fuck length. But 6" girth by all accounts is huge.

Beats me
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>>26313861
Why do you come to the internet to lie about your dick?

I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.
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>>26312438
5inches long and 4.5 thick, you can fuck off
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>>26316815
Just date a really short girl with small hands.
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>>26312498
Do you fucktards even girth?
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>>26316869
Maybe if you were sending your dick in the mail you can measure it like this.

Also doesn'tmatter long by doesn'tmatter thick here, just find a cute girl to fuck you in the ass and facesit you.
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>>26316908
Length is more important than girth tbqh
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>really depressed about my dick
>buy a 6.5 inch dildo to compare sizes
>dick is more or less same length
>my dick is actually thicker
>reviews on Amazon say it's a great size
>now my confidence is restored and I have a dildo
Feels good
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>>26316928
This is true. I love getting my cervix jabbed.
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>>26317233
i bet you only like monster cocks
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>>26317331
>implying there is anything wrong with wanting the superior option.
Would you play a shit videogame because the devs whined others were better when you have thousands of games to pick from? No, you'd play the better game.
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>>26313084
How many average dudes are getting laid/having sex
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>tfw 5.8" girth

Only ever had one sexual partner but she couldn't handle it at first. She eventually got used to it but if ever I really went hard at it she would wince with discomfort
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>>26317386
im not judging

if i was a girl i would be a size queen. whats even the point if you dont have a big dick
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>>26314431
Dude I've seen your specific cock twice now in the span of three days that's more often than I look at my own.
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>>26317420
>whats even the point if you dont have a big dick
Do this >>26316908
>just find a cute girl to fuck you in the ass and facesit you.
Don't need a big dick to get pegged.
Jk familia don't do this, finding a dominant female is like searching for a gold bar in a garbage dump, you'll never get one. ;~;
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>>26314488
the different is that petite women still have breasts and hips faggots.
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Why care about something
If you only use it for urination and casual masturbation
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>>26317480
i dont want to be pegged
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>>26317632
You literal ONLY use as a man with a small dick is to be someone else's sextoy, sorry bruv. Blame your parents for not having chad genes.
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>>26314026
You need to try it out. Maybe it's perfect to hit the g spot?
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Do we really need 40 of these threads daily. Yeah we get it you people believe anything under 10 inches will not ever satisfy any woman. Either stop believing this bullshit or continue believing it and keep it to yourself. Just fuck off every day with it, how can a group of people obsess about something so much fucking christ
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>tfw big dick
>too autistic for dating or casual sex

Like having a million dollars that you just can't spend.
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>>26317331
No I wouldn't say so, 7 inches does it just fine.
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>5"x4.5" dick
>white

I don't get it, did God think it would be a funny joke or something if he just fucked my shit up?
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>>26317733
The dubs have spoken. Everybody abandon thread.
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>>26317750
thats a lot over average
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>>26317777
Ive got almost the same stats but im also almost seven feet tall. So super disproportionate... Yaknow.. If that makes you feel any better... Or whatever.....
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7x6

feels good, but i'm still a virgin though.
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>>26317777
Those quads say yes he did.

Fuck. I'm sorry m8.
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>>26317747
I seriously consider my small dick to be the only one obstacle
I don't have any desire in women and dating because I'm scared to let any women know I have a small dick

I don't date to flirt or casual talk because when they find I have small dick, they'd laugh hard to me even trying
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>>26317804
Sorry pal, dubs have been nullified by quints of truth
>>26317777
God makes people he hates dicklets so that their life feels like hell before he sends them to hell.
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>>26317733
People have so many flaws that they could change if they made an effort but for some reason they are too lazy and instead like to fixate on things they can't change like the size of their penis.
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> 7.5 inch length
>5.25 inch girth

Did I lose the genetic lottery?
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>>26317832
>tallfag bragging at me about his height
Y-Yeah thanks
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4.3 x5.3, not bone pressed.

Losr my virginity to a milf. While fucking, felt her vaginal walls constricting a lot of times. It almost hurt at those moments. We fucked for hours.

And she came back for more.

Dick size matters to some girls, don't generalize the preferences of one to all the others.
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When my ponytail circumference is bigger than your dick.
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Isn't the average penis size like 6.5x5.25 or something?
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>>26317886
For onethats not even a good height. Just as freakish as being a manlet. And ad i stated it makes having an even borderline average dick look tiny.
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>tfw needle dick
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>penis less than 6'' and not particularly girthy
actually contemplating suicide
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>>26317886
>tfw exactly 6'0"
>feel bad knowing that every man shorter than me is immidatley discounted by stacies when it comes to dating because they're not an inch taller.
Honestly if you're lucky enough to be 5'9" or taller just say your 6'0", most of the time bitches won't even know the difference unless they compare you to someone.

>>26317906
>ponytail
>not superior twin tails
Why must 3dpd be so shit that it can't do twintails right? 2D is infinitely better from that fact alone.
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>>26313463
dude, its perfect
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>>26317943
cuz anon its the only was to measure your hair to make sure its thicker than most dicks
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>>26317919
So? The fact you're tall already gives you an incredible advantage. There are many girls that would rather date a 6'5" guy with a 5" dick than a 5'5" guy with a 7" one.

You're probably just baiting me now.
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>>26312632
Anyone have the source on this?
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>>26317943
I'm 6'2 and say I'm 5'10 when I'm around manlets who try to say they're 6'. The backpedaling is hilarious
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>bone pressed just over 8 inches, otherwise 7.25 inches
>usually 5.6 at biggest point
>hear all these things about every other guy being girthy and thick
>if not masturbating for days it gets smaller to about 5 inches at thinnest point

I'm 18 but hopin' for that growth spurt!
I'm... I'm gettin' there!
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>>26317970
being almost 7 feet tall is bad though.

there are women who'd rather date a movie star than a regular joe, what is your point?
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>>26317925

>tfw inferior in every way possible
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>>26318038
That's not so bad. Take an erect pic. How big is it then?
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>>26318000
That's hilarious, I'm doing this from now on.
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>>26317970
That might be true but i didnt say o was 6'5" thats a relatively normal height. Add another six inches and you start getting into freak territory in most peoples eyes. Also i think this height meme is fucking stupid ive seen plenty of chadlets and plenty of kv height kings. Plus thats great maybe i have more of an advantage to nevet please a woman with my baby dick. Awesome.
I think youre baiting me at this point.
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yeah i have a 6x5 dick and it doesnt even look like a dick sometimes but more like a small hot dog popping out
at least im 6' so not a manlet
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>>26318091

That's erect
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>>26317843
Don't let it hold you back. You just have to be careful to avoid roasties I know, I know Don't make it an issue. Never apologise for it. Those two things are guaranteed pussy desiccators. Learn some fingering and oral techniques and train your kegels.
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>>26313861
>you can comfortably wear Magnums with that width
magnums are designed to fit average-sized dicks
if they weren't, they wouldn't be by far the most popular single brand of condoms
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>>26318126
Oh...okay, sorry.
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>>26312438

>there are people who come to r9k to tell robots that perfectly acceptable things are woefully inadequate
>there are robots who believe the things they read on this board.
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>>26318038
lose weight you fat piece of shit
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>>26318208
HAHAHA you're not at least 16"x12" with an eight-figure income? get fukked loser.
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>>26318208
>that average circle
Reminder if you don't have a 7x5.5 dick stop trying.
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5.9 girth here
Doesn't look that much but according to the Internets that's supposed to be bigger than 90% of men. I've always have had problems with condoms until I found out they come in sizes and also the couple of girls I've been with have commented on it being big but I always assumed women say that to everyone.
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>>26318208
Sadists preying on the crab bucket mentality.
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>>26312438
Mine is even skinnier and is hairy as fuck. It doesn't depress me though because I've already accepted that I will never use it.
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>>26318208
Yeah, there's no way any woman is classifying a dick with a 4 inch circumference as "great".
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>>26318441
t. /r9k/, experts in the field of sex
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>>26318208

There is no way that's real.
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>>26318441
maybe the dick has money
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>>26318467
Just go look at some dildo sizes they are all 8x6
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>>26317406
Almost all of them...?
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>>26318522
and literally all women would instantly leave them for a 9x6 chad
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>>26317733
Because misery loves company. If I have to feel insecure about some trivial detail then you can bet your ass I'm going to try and make other people feel that way too.
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>>26317733
>not having Autism
why are you even here?
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>>26318441
>doesn't understand that women have different sized vaginas just like men have different sized dongs.
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>>26318312
>doesn't look that much
That's just because you can only SEE the width, not the girth. Adding an inch of girth has about 1/3 the visual effect of adding an inch of length.
>I've always have had problems with condoms until I found out they come in sizes
This one's always got me, because everyone out there insists that condoms are "one size fits all", when in reality they're generally designed to be fairly tight on average-sized dicks (so that they don't fall off smaller ones) and noose-tier on anything even slightly above.
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>>26318563
>he actually uses r9k memes as the basis of his world view
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>>26318513
You ever work in a sex shop? Because I have. Protip; only gay dudes buy giant dildos. 95%+ women buy the 6in average looking ones.
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>>26318628
Women prefer larger penises and would leave a smaller man if she found a larger one.

Does that make you feel any better?
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>>26318661
>he ACTUALLY believes this
Bruh...
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>>26318208

>5.75 x 4.25 > 8 x 6
lol, nice coping mechanism image, seems legit
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>>26318661
How do you know this?
How many girls have left you for a man with a larger penis?
How do you know that this is common or normal behaviour?

Oh wait, you don't, you're just being an insecure faggot.
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>>26318686
I'm sorry you believe otherwise. You will understand one day.
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>>26318707

How do you know that this planet isn't flat?
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Some faggot saved one of my D pics and posts it due to my girth, my gf randomly came across it on internet and gave me a ton of shit for it. My dick is like a tree trunk, most of it is 6.5 inch, but last 2 inches of shaft I have a real 7 inch girth.
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>>26318607
>noose-tier on anything even slightly above
Yep, the regular ones killed my erections in a matter of a minute. The extra large are better, but there's still problems, it's quite frustrating.
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havnt you seen the big dick reaction videos? they look disgusted with small dicks but when the huge ones come out they are like in another world

no guys do that to a girls boobs unless hes like 8 years old or something. dick size is everything to women they love it
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>>26318707
friends.
left me? one.
friends/gf/sister all left beta men for bigger guys.
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>>26318748

Yep, you can bust your ass all you want to get a gf a 8 incher guy can get her without breaking a swear.
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>mfw people fall for the cock size meme

I made a girl cum from penetration with a barely 5.5incher last night, explain that. I was literally stretching her pussy.

>fuck me anon, FUCK ME

If your cock is less than 4 inches start to worry
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>>26318748
>>26318783
Lol this is literally a dude replying to himself. Why would you do that? For what purpose, you're not even going to troll people with dumb shit like that
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>>26318811
She just tried to dont dissapoint you. Its so fucken obvious.
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>>26318858

Try again.

>>26318811

Yeah sure.
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>>26318751
So they sat down with you and explained to you that the reason their girlfriends, or they themselves broke off their current relationship, is so that they could be with a man who has a bigger penis. And there were no other factors.

What were those conversations like? Were measurements provided?
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>tfw small dick by racial standards
>tfw black girls laugh at me when I have to use a regular magnum since the XL magnums are a little too wide
>tfw I can only have sex with white and Hispanic girls
>tfw can't even make it past the blow job level with black girls
>tfw every Asian girl in my area are ugly as sin with no ass

Should I just give up on trying to get a black girl?
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>>26318811
Probably she nevet met 'big guys' yet
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You know what bothers me in these threads?
The fact that everybody uses INCHES instead of CENTIMETERS.

Fucking imperial units are so stupidly inaccurate.

Like, my dick is 17cm length and 13cm in circunference, and depending on the site i go, they say different sizes in inches.

Fucking americlaps.
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>>26318811
I had a bad news 4 u pal
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>>26318783
>a 8 incher guy can get her without breaking a swear.
Do you think men in the real world walk around with no pants and with hard-ons all the time?
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>>26318751
I know this is a lie but still, imagine how this conversation would have gone down if it was real.

>this guy walks into a room full of his sisters friends
>'hi anon' they all say
>'we just wanted to tell you that we have recently left our boyfriends simultaneously for guys with bigger penises'
>'we are telling you so that you can post this story on that Chinese girl cartoons forum that you're always talking about'
>'t-tt-thanks
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>>26318872
>>26318882
We had great sex and she wants more. You guys need to lighten up. I'm trying to help you. I've never had one complaint from a girl. Small dick isn't the end if the world, if it bothers you that much use a sizegenetics stretcher, the results seem legit
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magnum XL is just a little bit too small for me girth

nobody wants to fuck me ever

ayyyy
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>>26318882
Keep believing this sweet lie
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>>26318933

Not that guy, but I've overheard women gossiping about dick size before. It's not as weird or uncommon as you're pretending it is.
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>>26318933
>>26318884
I like how these troll threads are slowly becoming obsolete as less and less people believe any of this shit. They even got phased out on /fit/
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>>26318900
>you'll never have a delicious black cock like that
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
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>>26318933
yes thats how it went. totes bro.
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>>26318942
FUCK YOU! Even my sister told me, that girls like big onees. Thats the reason why she had dropef her ex bf
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>>26317858
6.5x4.5 pic unrelated
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>>26318981
>yeah Sarah average penis size is 9 inches
>OMG yeah I believe that too, let's all leave our boyfriends for a large penis.
>why is that random guy sitting behind us listening to our totally real conversation on gigantic penises and how we want to get ripped apart by them
>I don't know Jane, let's instead go and fuck some penises, giant ones only of course.

T. Things that happen in real life
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>>26318933
you hear whispers and people talk a lot when they are drunk
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>>26318908
>they say different sizes in inches.
Wut? Just divide by 2.54, dude.
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>>26319019
OK sorry you talk about cocks with your sister.

Stop acting like your life is over if you were born with a 4-5 inch penis.

There's a lot of women out there who are easily pleased. You'd know that if you actually had sex.
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>>26318606
Some vaginas are big and others are enormous!
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>>26319115
they are only "pleased" until they can get bigger
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>>26319019
We all know that you're the same retard that has posted 30 times in this thread. I know half the people on this site are autists,but come on they're not going to belive this shit.

>hey bro
>sup jessica
>I just wanted to tell you the reason why I broke up with steven
>it was because he only had a below average 8 inch penis and if my cervix isn't bruised by the end of sex then I was terrible.
>I'm now going out with a guy with a 12 inch dick and it's nearly satisfying.
>I just wanted to tell you so you could tell your friends online
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>>26319160
How would you know? You are literally autistic
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>>26319178
I asked my sister once what a virgin was, when I was 10 years old.

It was incredibly awkward. I'm sure talking about dicks with her is a blast.
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>>26319070
Yeah bro, sure. I've come to be able to differentiate what happens on 4chan and what happens in reality
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>>26319160
What kind of retarded mindset is that? You're trying to defeat yourself before you even start.
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>>26318900
zooming in that close to make your dick big

faggot
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>>26319211
Na bro everyone in the world talks to their sister about her wanting giant cocks. It's just a normal thing everywhere and totally happens.
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literally how can dicklets even compete with this
>tfw 6inx5in dicklet
just end me tbqh familia
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>>26319060

Do you really think I'm lying? Are you this heavily in denial? It's not like I had to eavesdrop to hear things like this. I've heard women talk about how they heard "that guy" has a big dick or "that guy" is genetically gifted and other things like that in public settings.
Why are you trying to make it sound absurd or unrealistic with strawman quotes like "lets all leave our boyfriends"? I never claimed I heard anything that specific.
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>>26319050
>>26319050
Completely fucking wrong bot
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>>26318981
>>26319070

>oh Stacy don't worry about the breakup, you can do better anyway
>yeah *sob* like totally I'm better off without him, he had a tiny dick anyway! *sob*
>aww I know Stacy, its okay girl.

Women's perception of size correlates to their feelings. Its not possible for a woman to be objective.

A man can have a big or a small dick, or be tall or short, depending on how a woman currently feels about him.
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>>26319295
That's the exact same size as my dick. Never realized how small my dick actually was until seeing it from the outside.
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In (most) social situations you don't go around with your dick out so that girls can obey to their basic instinct and aim at the biggest one.
Having a big dick is totally useless if you have no social skills.

Why is life so hard? Why do I have to ask a girl out and entertain her with conventionalised bullshit for a variable period of time just to bang her?
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>>26319295
How the hell is that 7.5, dude? When taking the curving of the tape it falls somewhere between 6.5 and 7.
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>>26317448
>tfw can't even see your own cock because of belly
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>>26319326
Well the idea with social skills is that you should enjoy interactions for their own sake, rather than seeing those interactions as a means to an end

Seeing conversation and entertainment as a solution to some kind of puzzle where you get sex if you solve it, is probably why you're so socially inept.
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>>26319241

There is no doubts that bigger is better, size is matters, everyone knows that. Stop bullshit to uself.
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>>26319241
does it really matter when someone is defeated? if it's before the battle or after?

you still lose
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>>26319403
This.
Your mind does not have an accurate mapping of reality, don't trust it, but understand that you can deal with it as it happens, not by thinking ahead and planning
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>>26319326
Drunkenly bang some roastie with your pork claymore. She tells a few of her friends about it. Now its a rumor. Another roastie wants to confirm. You bang her and so on...
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>>26319331
Have you ever tried to take a picture with one hand, use the other hand to hold up a tape measure, and maintain a full erection to whole time?

its hard nigga
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>>26319434
>>26319455
Fine, you won, enjoy a sexless life because you automatically assume you suck.

I'll continue having great sex with my chode and busting nuts inside the sugar walls
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>>26319564
thanks! ill probably hang myself:D

will your nuts be hanging out?
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>>26319403
>you should enjoy interactions for their own sake
but they are so unenjoyable tho. I'm fed up of hearing roasties spout cliches and rudeness.
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5' is way way way above average
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>>26319564
another anon here. If u was rekt by life and genes there is 2 options:
1)Just accept this and keep live with that awful feel, admiting that you will never be a Real Man and wount ever see her smile when pants off
2)Shotgun to head
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>>26319564
No joking. Im rly sad 4 u pal. How many girls have cheated on you and "ur dick is ok, anon."?
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Here's some actual studies done by (penis) scientists, not self-reported bullshit.
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>>26319763
who cares what the average is?

girls certainly couldnt give less of a shit. if your dick aint big its tiny.
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>>26319564

>continue having great sex

until she wish to try a big one, and then
>"sorry anon, its not your fault, its all about %false_reason% "
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>>26319763
>those giant differences in percentages
They obviously didn't use enough people if the numbers can change so much from study to study.
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>>26319763

Average is the new small bro, girls are not pleased with average now.
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>>26312632
well that was a fucking let down.
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>>26319606
If your dick is 5' then it's legally a person at that point.
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>>26319763
>penis like a greek statue
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>>26319763

The penis on Michelangelo's David is actually proportional to his body.

It doesn't stop girls from cackling about "how small it is," or guys from boasting that "theirs is so much bigger"

There is an article somewhere about how it is perfectly average, but google only returns results from reddit and yahoo answers.
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Learn to lick pussy. It is amazing tom makw a womwn orgasm that way. And then you fuck.

After i got home, made a cheese toast. Reminded me a little of the pussy taste.
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I'm 4.9 and 7", fuck you OP you whiney cunt
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>>26320003
a guy with a big dick can do oral too you know?
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>>26320003
How doesChad and Tyrone's semen taste, you fucking cuck?
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>>26319763

The 1996 study (largest average) seems like the closest to being accurate, but it probably still underestimates the average.
Also, average doesn't matter nearly as much as the ideal. Anything less than 7 x 5.5 isn't really acceptable, regardless of the average.
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>>26320003
There's nothing more betta than licking non-virgin pussy and you know it.
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>>26320055
>7 x 5.5
But that's a random autistic number.
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>>26320055
>>26320028
>>26320024
Wtf, you must be trolling.

Why you must be better than chad? Why you must please every women, or else don't even try?

Women have feeling too, and may like uou besides some of your perceived flaws. They have tons of flaws too.
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>>26320121
How does anything you just said make you less of a cuck?
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>>26320121
because if im not better than chad, they will leave for chad or at least cheat on me for chad

thats just how people are
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>>26320121

Because flawed young women don't need to settle for anything less than Chad, since Chad doesn't limit himself to just one girlfriend. Every average guy is competing with Chad.
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>>26318900
That's the ashiest dick I've ever seen, nigga
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>>26320134
>>26320146

Have you actually tested that in reality, or you think that's whats going to happen?
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Now I understand why Eggman abandoned you, /r9k/.
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>>26319270
Based on the width of that guy's fingers with that grip, he's about 6.5"x6" girth, although considering how floppy and uneven it looks I wouldn't be surprised if he pumped beforehand.
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>>26320191
cant say it has happened to me as far as i know
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>>26320225
and why, Mr.Anon?
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>>26319242
It's not that big. Looks average for a black guy and he's clearly sitting down. How far do you think a person would be zoomed out of they're taking a pic of their dick in a sitting position?
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>>26320280
This shit happened to my only best friend. I have seen him crying, and I was glad that I didnt even tried to get a gf
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>>26318208
>>26319763
>be 7x5.5
>according to these graphs, I have the perfect dick

>look at a ruler
>"7" looks massive, no way am I that big"
>measure again, I am
>realise while looking at it in the mirror, with a semi, that my perspective makes it look shorter than it is

>female friends talking about a guy one of them is sleeping with
>she says it curves upwards and feels great, apparently hits all the right spots
>tfw I also have that

>tfw fordyce spots all over it, and hair coming out of some of them, even on foreskin
>tfw slight phimosis
>tfw had to have surgery to remove my frenulum because it was too short a while ago
>tfw have never liked blowjobs for this reason, both before and after the surgery
>tfw had surgery to separate the foreskin from the glans when I was about 10/11
>tfw develops smegma quite quickly, and can smell it while pissing by the end of the day
>tfw this, coupled with the phimosis, means that the foreskin sticks to the glans, and it doesn't roll up and down easily like it should
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>>26320505
About hair on the penis shaft, i just shave it
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>>26318908
Why the fuck do you can when you can instantly convert the units using Google?
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>>26320614
Oh yeah, it's manageable, it's just annoying that it's even necessary. Have to be really careful about it as well, since each hair is on a little bump and I don't want to nick them with the razor.
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>>26320767
or you know. just not be retarded? 2.54cm per inch.

fucking kids know that.
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>>26313463
would succ/10
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how do you measure it? I feel like when i measure my dick's girth and length I'm gonna become a person I dislike more.

Lol.
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>>26320872
But that faggot is complaining about it on a Cambodian goat herding forum like its the end of the world.

Even if he didn't know how to convert the units, it literally takes two seconds to Google.
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>>26320955
do goats care about penis size? i hear they feel just like a qt grill
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>>26320922
Just do it and post results.
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>>26320922
Length is measured from above at the base of the shaft, pressed into the pelvic bone or not (just specify, the difference between the two is about 1/2" if you're a healthy weight). People usually use the "bone-pressed" measurement to compare.
Girth is measured with a tape measure or by wrapping a headphone/USB cord around your dick and placing it next to a ruler. Measure the thickest point around mid-shaft.
Only real reason to measure is if you're buying condoms.
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>>26318986
Hi milo.
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>>26318192
TOP FUCKING KEEK
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>tfw 7 3/4 but afraid my girth won't be enough
>tfw too lazy to get hard to measure it right now
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>>26321461
That was fucking cruel.
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>>26318513
Got to be able to grab it you stupid fuck
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>>26318513
>Just go look at some dildo sizes they are all 8x6
The most popular dildo items at the biggest sex shop here have 4 cm diameter, which means 5,1 inches of circumference, which is presumably the average as fuck, meaning women are not going for the monster cock dildos.
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>>26313488
I have small penis and I'm pretty confident. My only problems are on toilets or on swimming, showering or somewhere where I need to be naked.
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>>26318312

Same here man. I am just under 6" and I cannot seem to come to terms with the fact that supposedly puts me in the 98th percentile. My length is average but I just can't see how its so massive
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>>26317843
This
This is biggest smallest problem in my whole life. I'm almost average looking, I'm not stupid and some people find me funny but I'm so fucking afraid that someone will find out my dick size that I became antisocial
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>>26317777
same its even worse if you're tall
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>>26322377
You will end up in a hospital unconscious with your genitals exposed to females.
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le benis 21cm honhonhon
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>penis is 7x5 (so above average length, average girth) and looks pretty skinny
>tfw autistic and post penis on soc or to girls from reddit or kik elsewhere
>reactions like
>holy shit your dick is huge
>holy shit you're so thick
>omg what the fuck that would cause me internal bleeding
>oh...fuck...
>tfw permavirgin
>tfw girls probably say this about every guy
>tfw even if they are telling the truth ill still never use it
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>>26319763
4 inches lenght, 3,75 girth

in red ha, well i am a commie ;_;
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>>26322797
>tfw 9x6
>tfw nigger
>tfw khhv
>tfw wizard
just end me senpai fuck it im out
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>>26322771
Too bad it's a pencil dick tho.
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>>26322878
Ah, the 'Wizard's Staff'
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>>26313425
Toilet paper tube test is literally the most moronic stupid test as there are endless different sizes of toilet paper rolls. Literally kill yourself if you've used it seriously because you would be too dense/stupid to realize that there's over one size and shape of toilet paper rolls.
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>>26322941
it's just fucked up man, it's like inheriting a safe with a million dollars inside but no combination. a sick troll. like every time i see an anon on /r9k/ whining about how a girl laughed at his tiny dick it just makes me cry more because at least he had a girl look at it before.
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>>26323607
On the other hand, there's a normie somewhere with a tiny dick getting laughed at behind his back. Think about the insecurity he must feel at having the dick that you 'should' have gotten. He would have had a ridiculous amount of enjoyment from a 9x6 dick, and you're depriving the world of that douchebag.
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>>26315389
Very obviously bait, but for any anons wondering 5 inches circumference is better than ~50% of the population.
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Here is a WEBM of my dick

>7 inch length
>5 inch girth
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>another penis thread with 250+ replies
>mfw

it's like no matter how much you get trolled and triggered by the same type of post, you're pysically unable to hit "hide thread"

trolling this board is like taking candy from a baby. the OP doesn't even need any skill, all he has to so is throw some shit together about a topic like height, penis size, tit size, weight, etc and wait for the replies to come rolling on in

it's not even a art anymore
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>>26324023
>a art
It's "an", idiot
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>>26324038
>he actually fucking took it

god damn it's worse than i thought holy shit
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>>26324038
hownu.ru
have i been inception trolled?
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>>26324038
>>26324055
>>26324073
I can't even tell who's whoing who anymore. I feel like i'm surrounded by good people though.
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>tfw only 9x6 inches
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>>26324073
>>26324055
You have been trolled, anons. I'm ashamed of you.
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>>26324023
I actually haven't seen a penis thread in months. Same for cut/uncut threads, which I guess are the same thing.
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>accepted that I'm never going to have a gf or have sex
>don't have to worry about all this shit anymore
feels good nigga. you all should do the same, oh wait you're probably beta normies nvm.
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>>26317408
I'm 7.5x5.5 and the girl I fucked thought it was super huge and said she couldn't take it all in and would have preferred a super thick penis to a long one. She still came a lot, though.

If your penis is curved, you're automatically a sex God because you're going to hit her in spots that Chads without a curved dick would never be able to hit.
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>>26324791
>tfw arrow straight dick
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>>26324791
>7.5 x 5.5

literally porn star sized penis

congratulations friend
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>>26324851

But she basically implied that it's still thinner than she would like.
Anything less than 6 inches girth confirmed for dicklet.
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>>26324791
>If your penis is curved, you're automatically a sex God because you're going to hit her in spots that Chads without a curved dick would never be able to hit.
A female friend of mine has slept with like 11 guys, including the guy she's currently sleeping with. She was saying about how his dick is curved upwards slightly, and it felt great, which surprised me a bit because it sounded like it was the first time she'd ever had that. I asked her, and apparently none of the other 10 were like that - all straight-dicked.
Must be less common than I'd assumed.
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>>26324885
>just randomly talking to a female friend about the penises of guys she whores herself out with

holy cuck

>>26324883
8x6 is basically the perfect one
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>>26324814
Don't worry girls greatly prefer a straight dick. Curved might have ONE angle that feels really good, but 90% of other angles just don't work and girls like variety.
>>26324851
Those are porn star status? Sweet.
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>tfw length and girth are good but won't ever use it due to being ugly as fuck

Oh well, pic related.
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>>26324398
Are you kidding? There's typically at least one dick rate thread going at all times of the day every day. Not that it matters since 4chan is a safe place for homosexuals now and has been for years, but don't pretend it hasn't been going on for a while
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>tfw dick is 4" length with 4'' girth
>4x4
Built Ford tough
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>>26313188
why, because you thought the guy was white and actually could compare to the superior bbc :^)?
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hehe... yeah... this is my virgin dick
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>>26319877
greeks preferred smaller penis
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>>26312438
Why do you care about how big your dick is? Its not like it is seeing any use anyway.
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>>26324907
>not wanting insights from the female point of view, in a setting where there's no reason for them to lie
It's useful

>>26325035
Unless they're usually hovering around page 9, then I'm going to call bullshit. Maybe I'm just unconsciously ignoring them and scrolling past, but I think I would still have noticed at least one if they were that common.
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>>26315389
How do you measure the radius of your dick? Poke a needle halfway through and measure up to the blood line?
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>>26312438
So is this a good thing?
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>7x5.5 inches BPEL
>Pretty significant leftward curve
>4.5 inches flaccid length
>Never gonna use it, kek
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>>26327598
you use it masterbating
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>>26327623
He could masturbate with a two-incher.
He meant he's never going to use it in a context where size matters.
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>>26327623
See >>26327734
Although I do think masturbation is nicer with a big penis, but my perception of it fluctuates. Sometimes it looks very average (read: small).
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>>26318038
Are you british m8?
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>>26320505
you and I have very very similar dicks brother
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>>26317406
billions
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>>26312438

> 7.5"x5" dick
> 125+ IQ
> Still an ugly, socially retarded virgin loser.
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>>26313129

Same here. I swear my dick is getting skinnier in spite of trying to jelq and pump. 5" is now 4.5" or less some times. The base is the fattest - usually 5" hard. Near the top it can sometimes be less than 4" even hard. It's wide but flat, if that makes any sense. It can get up to 1.67" wide.
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>>26320238
what an inaccurate statement. why are you such a faggot?
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>>26322878

Do you cast spells with that wand?
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I have a question for people with larger penises here

Do any of you have your crotches get really uncomfortable, like your genitals let off too much heat?

I swear I will shower in the morning and by lunch my dick is sticking to my scrotum and I always have to rearrange myself all day long
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>>26327418
mentally ill man is bigger than me
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>>26320238

> cock is literally 3 hand widths tall,
> even small hands are rarely under 3" wide
> only 6.5"

People really need to learn what an inch is.
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>4.5 inch length and narrow girth
But no girl will ever see it anyway so it's not like it matters.
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i avoid taking showers so i dont have to look at or touch my penis
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>>26312438
Tfw I have great girth/length but only last ~30 seconds
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>>26329140
All of it, or just the negatives, dickbro?

>>26329870
My balls stick to my legs quite often, and ballsweat smell develops every day if I haven't trimmed for a while.

Also, my dick sits on my scrotum in such a way that it noticeably sticks out if I'm wearing something thin like boxers, pyjamas, or even sweatpants. Boners are very obvious whatever I'm wearing, so I have this thing where I tuck the tip under my wallet, in my left pocket, which I think hides it somewhat.
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>>26330026

That's easy, just edge. Premature ejaculation is mostly psychological.
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>>26312438
I've learned to not give a shit about the size of my dick

No girl is gonna see it anyway
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I don't know my girth, but I overlap half my thumb nail.
Length is 5.7ish
But it curves up about 15 degrees, so maybe I'm 6 or so.

At least I'm okay.
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>>26318208
>implying women want average in anything
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