>pretend to be a girl on omegle/kik >every guy is really,

at the same time i don't want to get to know any boring women better. so don't know what to say. grils should talk to me instead.

most conversations on there don't go beyond m or f. it's not a place where you'll find much intellect.

>Mfw women aren't born sluts, we push them to be sluts
>mfw they were better off in the kitchen than taking a dickin

What have we done?

>>26311436
were you trying to impersonate OP? do you see those little numbers up in the corner? That tells us you are a phoney.

yeah, i see those kinds of people on the internet all the time

are they actually retarded? are they average intelligence but choose to write like fucking idiots? what the hell is going on and why are there so many of them?

i actually kinda feel for women. no i dont, they still have it much better, but dealing with this type of person must be tiring.

I often ask for full body photos of guys, and they refuse almost every single time. And every other time they've sent me a fake photo.

Tons and tons of penis photos sent without any labeling or commentary. Just penises.

>>26311573
>>26311331
Where do you get the kiks of guys?

I'm a guy and I post on a reddit called "dirty kik pals". Yeah its pathetic but I have a full body pic in my history and have gotten a few girls kiks off there lol im so pathetic

>>26311573
are you a girl or a guy?

>>26311615
I am a guy that pretends to be a girl.

>>26311615
>Where do you get the kiks of guys?

They give them to me all day long on omegle.

/r9k omegle is full of thirsty guys that prey on underaged mentally ill girls for nudes. Scum like that dangies guy

>be guy
>pretend to be girl
>guys talk to you as you were a girl
>"gee they're all stupid"

OP, they talk to you that way, because that's how you talk to girls if you want nudes or to fuck. It's sad but true.

Ever approached a girl with a long, grammatically correct sentence about how 18th-century politics had ramifications that carry over to today's globalized society? Did you get to bang her?

If you want interesting conversation with guys, don't pretend to be a girl they have a chance of fucking.

>>26311718
>If you want interesting conversation with guys, don't pretend to be a girl they have a chance of fucking.

Tried it. 9/10 of them will simply disconnect if you claim to be anything but female.

The rest are very confrontational and autistic about everything and seem to only want to be in the conversation to "win" some argument they come in seeking. Never had any luck simply chatting with another male about leisurely topics or measured discussions of more serious subject.

>>26311718
>implying every guy is on omegle looking for nudes to stroke his dick to

you are probably right, but it's also pretty sad

>>26311331
>every guy is really, really lazy, predictable and dumb
This. I don't know, I went on Omegle to try and boost the confidence of 'shy guys' or guys who might not get much female attention.

But they bored me, they weren't interesting, they simply expected me to say everything and be fine with a few word responses. So when some absolutely cunt of a Chad came along who was exciting I found myself enjoying talking to me.

Was fucking startling how insightful it was.

>>26311831
Yeah, robots are extremely boring people.

>>26311331
>tfw demisexual trapped in a hookup culture
>tfw virgin
I don't want your nudes, and I don't want to know this feel.

>>26312020
what's a demisexual? I don't want to google it.

>>26312161
It's probably a special snowflake sexuality that varies meaning depending on who you ask.

>>26312161
Only sexually attracted to people I have an emotional bond with
>typing more words than it takes to search
>captcha
>submit
Lazy fuck

>>26312199
>probably
>talking about things despite not knowing what they are

>tfw not into porn

>>26312206
Does that need a name? Can you not jerk it to porn either? Sounds like low sex drive to me.

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>>26312161
it means you read too many romantic fantasy stories as a child

>>26312239
I've never been into porn. It's not low sex drive because my sex drive goes to 9001 when I'm emotionally attracted to the female. For example, I thought this girl was kinda ugly but then I fell in love with her personality and became very sexually attracted to her.

Tbh I didn't figure it out what was going on until recently.

>>26312284
>It's not low sex drive because my sex drive goes to 9001 when I'm emotionally attracted to the female
Relative to your experience but I bet objectively it's not that much, skellies say the same about 'I eat a ton but I can't gain weight'.

Have you gotten your test levels checked out?

>>26311331
It seems stupid, but that's actually a pretty good strategy.
If a girl finds you attractive enough, she'll often catch on. Guys rather play the numbers game than actually putting effort into every single girl.

Though I highly suspect that those guys aren't actually aware of it and are just dumb.

>>26312358
>0 motovation
>no interests
>depressed as fuck
Would make sense senpai

>>26312413
Try it fampai, might do you some good.