REAL NIGGA HOURS!
GET IN HERE GUYS!
no wonder you guys can not function in society
I was using omegle once a long time ago and I connected with a topless girl, and when I asked her how old she was she said 16. I'm too scared to go there now because I don't want my house raided.
Anon: We got disconnected I guess. I really hope you follow my advice and get help. You seem like such a lovely person and you don't deserve to feel that way. Please PLEASE listen to what I said and talk to someone. Things can get better. Believe me, I know from experience.
Love from Minnesota.
If this is actually you (which I don't really think it is) then I don't really know what to say. That isn't trolling, it's just kind of pathetic. Trolling is knifing people in gun game, not pretending to be suicidal on omegle.
>no one will ever care this much about you over the internet
There is no greater feeling, than pissing off roasties that hide behind blackboxes...
I am, the keyboard warrior!
that feel when too shy for omegle, id probably get made fun of anyway
I have like 40 people on skype that I've added from omegle over the past year. They make it seem like you're gonna be friends forever but once you add them on skype all talking stops.
>tfw I haven't seen Jelena in a very long time
>tfw that one guy must have successfully removed the kebab
If anybody sees that Asian qt with glasses, pls tell her that the beaniefag was just looking for friends and was ashamed. Pls bros, would you do that for me?
reporting in most of the autists can't handle the roasts so they skip me now everytime they see me the only people that don't are blackboxes and niggas i already know and the ugly r9k bitches. still fun to fuck w/ the newfags tho. anyways any nigga who falls in love with anyone from 4chan or the r9k tag is a simp ass nigga and deserves for me to roast them. : ^ )
You seriously need to find out no one likes you. You're shitting on people that are already depressed and sad, you're kicking them when they're already on the floor you fucking faggot.
Actually my friends in real life care about me tho. Why would I care about a bunch of autisticfaggots who were in the same boat as me or I was in a worser boat. but I wasn't a pussy about it and I didn't complain 24/7 like you autistic fucks did. I got some bitches and I got over it. you manchildren need to know your place boy : ^ )
Everything's anonymous so I don't give a fuck, I literally can't make friends irl. Omegle is the only social interaction I get. I'm glad you have friends, go hang out with them instead of fucking around with everyone here.
They're complaining on a board made to complain about shit that's not working out for them. What the fuck's your point? I seriously wouldn't be surprised if you led someone to the point of suicide.
If you were on the same boat or even a "worser" boat, then why the fuck are you still doing this shit.
Because it's called satire for a reason if you don't like it fucking leave faggot. This board was made on fucking satire. Back in the old days nigga posted about their shit job not this autistic wizardchan bullshit. Sit the fuck down newfaggot and eat a bag of baby dicks.
>implying lifting defines if you can get girls or not
You lift and still can't get girls I don't lift and can get girls if I was 800 pounds I could get girls.
It's sad to be you bro. How about you do a colombine to make yourself feel better little autist :(
You're not fooling anyone, you're ugly, fat and spend a lot of time on your pc.
It's not impossible that you fucked some kind of ugly hood rat but please don't pretend you are some chad getting quality pussy regularly.
I'm practically getting pussy on the regular because white girls offer even "racist" ones. They literally throw themselves at me online and offline. The offline shit is kinda awkward cause they act desperate as fuck. The online shit is funny tho. KEK Sometimes the offline is funny too. I'm not ugly, I am fat though. And I don't care what an autistic manchild thinks when tons of attractive females want to fuck. KEEEEK
>"O-OHNO A FAT BLACK MAN GETS MORE GIRLS THAN ME FUCKING NIGGERS!!1"
Stop hating yourself and making lies to make yourself feel better.
There are people out there could genuinely like you for you are and can be. Stop finding value in calling people autist, as there is little to made from that. Try talking to people and getting to know them maybe and understand where it is that they come from.
We know you've felt pain in the past from rejection but you don't need to anymore anon. It can end when you choose let it end.
Now he's using sarcasm cause he thinks I got rejected like he did
>tfw autists just go on a whole nother level of sadism and autism than a normal person.
I literally feel sorry that you can't get any girls but at least I can right? KEK
You don't get any girls because you're a autistic beta. Nice try. And if you do they are shit tier quality. Also for the most part yes you can. Why would someone want to hang out with an antisocial loser who wants nothing to do with girls. When they can hang out with a social winner who wants to hang out party and bang chicks?
Note: For all intents and purposes, King Black Chad's posts are satire.
The janitors are trying to say my shit is satire so I don't start a race war or beta uprising. But this is 100% real I get more bitches than the average so called "white chad" let the rage begin!!! KEEEEEEEEEK
I've shown proof to various people and even posted it in the thread once of my ex girlfriends. One of them named alexis even posted on here. Also one of them I showed nudes to everyone to of and you autists claimed it as fake. Why show something if you're so autistic you can't remember it? KEK
I flash guys on omegle out of pity for them sometimes, I skip over the good looking guys... it's just sad seeing you gloat about the amount of internet girls that show you their tits.
I'm not gloating about internet girls that show me tits you autistic ugly thot if you even are a girl. I'm bragging about girls that I make them fall in love with me and I get nudes and dip. Sometimes I feel like a dog :( ohwait I am one LMAOOOOOO
She can't fake moans because when you aren't a fucking virgin autist like you're. You know the difference between real and fake. She made hate blackchad threads because she's my fucking ex. I showed her my dickpic after we broke up like a month or two later and she said that shit was from google. Meaning... my cock is huge as fuck and I wasn't lying about a 8 inch dick. LMAOOO BTFO AUTISTS
I'm a lost cause because I'm not autistic? That's literally the exact opposite of a lost cause buddy. LMAO R9K NIGGAS BE LIKE "ur a lost cause cause u ARENT autistic like us!!1"
Physicsbro from the US, where did you go?
We were having a nice talk.
as a lurker i feel for these autistic niggas, they're quite alright though. Who i feel the most sorry for is you dude. Seek help, or get the fuck out of the house more often.
>LMAOOO IM TROLLING THESE AUTISTS ATLEAST IM NOT A KV
nobody cares dude, good for you, now enjoy you're life somewhere else.
NEW DRINKING GAME: TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME KING BLACK CHAD SAYS AUTISM/AUTIST/AUTISTIC OR IMPLIES SOMEONE TO BE ONE.
It's funny to me and my friends and hoes so who cares what you think it's called making fun of for a reason KEK
I'm out of the house often but like most trolls it's called a fucking hobby I know how to get under peoples skin and you fell for it faggot
>being this upset that I got under his skin kek
Because you don't want to make it better and you want to jerk off in your own sorrows like every r9ker. which is why I have no pity for any of you when I roast you.
mmm these tears feel good.
he loves it when I make fun of his own kind and him.
heres me drinking the tears of r9kers as i laugh hella hard
Apparently, nonsense is when you "spout" logical responses and statements. Poor autists don't even know what logical responses are baka. This is why I get hoes boys and you don't
Now he's saying I'm obese. But he's a basement dweller who probably attempted to work out for stacey and she gave 0 fucks. While dudes like me don't need to try and stacey begs for our cock. KEKEKEKEKEK