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REAL NIGGA HOURS!
GET IN HERE GUYS!
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Why the fuck did the old one die

Pizza hut wageslave here, get off your NEET asses and come talk. I mean type, because we're all gonna have our fuckin' mics muted.
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Bump where are you niggers at
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>every guy skips me
>every roastie makes a face and then skips me
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>>26311470
Tell me what tag to use anon, i'll talk with you
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>>26311537
r9k?
no wonder you guys can not function in society
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I was using omegle once a long time ago and I connected with a topless girl, and when I asked her how old she was she said 16. I'm too scared to go there now because I don't want my house raided.
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>>26311565
I meant like a specific tag like "cheesedoodle" so I can connect with him specifically, you spastic.
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this cuntbag isn't me >>26311565 but no i dont want special treatment just to not get nexted
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>>26311266
I went on omegle with you guys for the first time a few days ago. Everyone called me a normie and some guy kept asking to see my feet

For fuck's sake you guys -.-
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>>26311643

That's our way of saying we love you. Come back to us.
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Anyone know how I can get around an omegle ban? I got banned for literally no reason.
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>>26311876
I didn't even know that was a thing
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>>26311933
they've really cracked down on it lately. I miss when it was a wild west of foreigners, dicks, and sluts.
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I went on the r9k tag and started tipping my fedoras and a few people got really angry.
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>>26312296
>I miss when it was a wild west of foreigners, dicks, and sluts.
All I see is dicks when I go on omegle. What are you talking about? How the hell do you get banned? lol
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is my omegle girlfriend online
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Anon: We got disconnected I guess. I really hope you follow my advice and get help. You seem like such a lovely person and you don't deserve to feel that way. Please PLEASE listen to what I said and talk to someone. Things can get better. Believe me, I know from experience.

Love from Minnesota.
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>>26312871
I was just trolling you
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>>26312937
post your other keks
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>>26312937
If this is actually you (which I don't really think it is) then I don't really know what to say. That isn't trolling, it's just kind of pathetic. Trolling is knifing people in gun game, not pretending to be suicidal on omegle.
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>>26312998
I'm not whoever you were talking to. I was just being a dick lol
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Flex anon is my waifu
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does norway go on anymore?
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>>26313035
Huge relief, thank you. Was going to eat away at me for a long, long time.....
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where is m'lady from art school in chicago?
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>>26312871
>no one will ever care this much about you over the internet
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>>26313062
norway has a gf now ;-;
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>>26313053
Is this flex anon?
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who's the guy with his dick out stroking away on omegle r9k? i tried to take a selfie of myself laughing at how tiny his dick is, but he skipped before i could position my camera.
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>>26313990
Bitch, u loved it.
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>>26314013
why skip? :^)
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>>26311266
anyone still there desu desu desu
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>>26313768
GOOD OLE JACK
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>>26313768
STR8 OUTTA THA PIT
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>>26314244
who are you?? OC COMMENT BRAH
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>>26314301
POST COCK AND I'LL TELL YOU (MAYBE)
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>>26314332
is that my lil nigga anton?
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>tfw everyone keeps disconnecting

Why.
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>>26314360
NO POST COCK
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>>26314040
My dick is exclusive.

I forgot i still had the r9k tags on. hehe
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>tfw keep connecting to normies
one guy even looked like jensen ackles wtf
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>>26313062
i heard he's talking with friends all the time
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>just got #BTFO
Not a good feeling Tbh
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>>26311266
anyone about 25 on text?
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is omegle still live?
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>>26315101
yes

i'm still on
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bamperinos
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>>26312671
Show your dick on the non-adult side
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>>26312871
Is your name Will? It's been a long time since I've talked to you
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i just woke up, anyone still on?
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anyone original on??!?
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any qts on rn?
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>>26318624
I am on babe.
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>>26313588
tord?
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There is no greater feeling, than pissing off roasties that hide behind blackboxes...

I am, the keyboard warrior!
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>>26318356
Why do kids press their cheeks like that?
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>hello again
>hello again
>hello again
>hello again
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>tfw no one is in the r9k tag
Guys please
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>>26319985
>Guys please
I am family
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Pls don't die, thread
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>>26320492
please die, tripfag
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>>26320897
no u
I only use the trip to talk to other anons after talking to them
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to the roastie who hates me

why cant we be friends
why cant we be friends
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>>26321580
senpai i still hate u
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>>26321603
but why i didnt even do anything
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>>26321737
you're probably ugly as fuck
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>>26321791
i mean i am but thats not a good reason to hate someon
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>>26321907
no its because you're an asshole
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>>26321931
im actually like a really nice guy
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FY FAEN I HELVETTE DREP MIG DREP MIG!!!
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>>26321956
do you believe everthing your mother says?
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>>26322063
okay if im not a nice guy then why do i have no gf?
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>>26322146
you're probably ugly as fuck. Why do I need to repeat myself?
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I wish I could find my bf again
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>>26322177
i really dont see why you hate me i didnt do shit to you ;-;
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>>26322244
I'm just bored as fuck, I don't know who you are so don't think too much out of it.
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>>26322244
its not me senpai
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>>26322244
what's your paypal I'll give you some money so you can feel better, sorry for hurting you buddy
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>>26322244
I know who this is fuck off and stop typing like a bitch
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What did I do to you anon?
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>>26322272
wut
>>26322277
o-ok
>>26322313
[email protected]
>>26322353
ill fuck off if you tell me why you hate me
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>>26322425
I gave you 2 euro
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>>26322477
yeah just got it, thanks senpai, although i dont think youre the one who hates me


pls love me
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>>26322553
it was me buddy
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>>26322387
Just a racist. Don't worry.
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>>26322615
she really does love me
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>>26322702
what? I'm not a fucking girl. I don't even know who you are.
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>>26322753
o-oh... she still hates me then... ;__;
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Texas grill, white shirt guy here, omegle crashed. If you see this and wanna keep talking, let me know and I'll post info.
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>>26322838
what bitch are you actually talking about?
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>>26322852
i dont think she wants to be a meme so i wont tell you


see im nice roastie
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>>26311266
that feel when too shy for omegle, id probably get made fun of anyway
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>>26322977
Nah, we're not assholes.
Join us, it's fun!
Text chat is dead though, video or go home
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>>26322977
People make fun of me all the time anon, it's okay.
>>26323016
This guy is a huge asshole, though.
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>>26323016
I didnt know if it was full video and sound or just video with text, I hoped it was video and text. A-are trannies welcome?
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>>26323063
Trans or not doesn't matter senpai. It's full video and sound, but you can mute yourself and black out your webcam if you want.
>>26323053
Thanks senpai
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why do i even bother with text
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>>26324104
Keh-hek, talk about a thristy ass dude. Now I really want to run into him so I can catfish him
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did anyone make any long lasting friends on here?
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>>26324783
>long lasting
>friends

Where do you think you are anon?
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>>26324783
I've actually made two that have lasted a year+
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>>26324783
I have like 40 people on skype that I've added from omegle over the past year. They make it seem like you're gonna be friends forever but once you add them on skype all talking stops.
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>tfw I haven't seen Jelena in a very long time
>tfw that one guy must have successfully removed the kebab
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Why does everyone in text chat say 2 lines then go afk without ending the chat?
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>>26325810
Because text chat is shit and you should be in video.
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Why did you leave me, anon?
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>>26325810
you obviously never talked to me broski

maybe one day you'll get lucky
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Any grills with the tiddies or booty, please can you just get them out? I only need about 30 seconds. Just 30 seconds of your life, then I'll be gone. Literally profit on both ends.
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>>26326870
What do you look like? If I find you I'll show you mine.
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If anybody sees that Asian qt with glasses, pls tell her that the beaniefag was just looking for friends and was ashamed. Pls bros, would you do that for me?
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Anybody else here infatuated with someone from omegle? And they live on another continent, this is suffering.
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>>26327138
are you the dude in north dakota?
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>>26327138
what bitch are you tlaking about
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>>26327154
No
>original comment fgiuaebg;
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>>26327164
Not posting name or pic.
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>>26327212
what about a description?
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>>26327138
Mmm, yes, reporting in. But atleast they live on the same continent as me.
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get in here fucking faggots oh my god there is no one on
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>>26327138
I fall in love with any girl that sends me more than two messages on omegle. I'm hopeless.
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>>26328318
Ayy me too famalam
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reporting in most of the autists can't handle the roasts so they skip me now everytime they see me the only people that don't are blackboxes and niggas i already know and the ugly r9k bitches. still fun to fuck w/ the newfags tho. anyways any nigga who falls in love with anyone from 4chan or the r9k tag is a simp ass nigga and deserves for me to roast them. : ^ )
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>>26328515
You seriously need to find out no one likes you. You're shitting on people that are already depressed and sad, you're kicking them when they're already on the floor you fucking faggot.
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>>26328558
Actually my friends in real life care about me tho. Why would I care about a bunch of autisticfaggots who were in the same boat as me or I was in a worser boat. but I wasn't a pussy about it and I didn't complain 24/7 like you autistic fucks did. I got some bitches and I got over it. you manchildren need to know your place boy : ^ )
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>>26328600

Everything's anonymous so I don't give a fuck, I literally can't make friends irl. Omegle is the only social interaction I get. I'm glad you have friends, go hang out with them instead of fucking around with everyone here.

They're complaining on a board made to complain about shit that's not working out for them. What the fuck's your point? I seriously wouldn't be surprised if you led someone to the point of suicide.

If you were on the same boat or even a "worser" boat, then why the fuck are you still doing this shit.
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>>26328703
Because it's called satire for a reason if you don't like it fucking leave faggot. This board was made on fucking satire. Back in the old days nigga posted about their shit job not this autistic wizardchan bullshit. Sit the fuck down newfaggot and eat a bag of baby dicks.
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>>26328750
Go lift and lose that double chin or just eat more and die already
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>>26329022
>implying lifting defines if you can get girls or not
You lift and still can't get girls I don't lift and can get girls if I was 800 pounds I could get girls.
It's sad to be you bro. How about you do a colombine to make yourself feel better little autist :(
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>>26324783
Yes, we've been talking on skype since august, we stopped masturbating together since she got an internet bf though.
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>>26328600
You're not fooling anyone, you're ugly, fat and spend a lot of time on your pc.
It's not impossible that you fucked some kind of ugly hood rat but please don't pretend you are some chad getting quality pussy regularly.
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>>26329438
I'm practically getting pussy on the regular because white girls offer even "racist" ones. They literally throw themselves at me online and offline. The offline shit is kinda awkward cause they act desperate as fuck. The online shit is funny tho. KEK Sometimes the offline is funny too. I'm not ugly, I am fat though. And I don't care what an autistic manchild thinks when tons of attractive females want to fuck. KEEEEK

>"O-OHNO A FAT BLACK MAN GETS MORE GIRLS THAN ME FUCKING NIGGERS!!1"

fucking kek
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>>26329535
Dude.
Stop hating yourself and making lies to make yourself feel better.

There are people out there could genuinely like you for you are and can be. Stop finding value in calling people autist, as there is little to made from that. Try talking to people and getting to know them maybe and understand where it is that they come from.

We know you've felt pain in the past from rejection but you don't need to anymore anon. It can end when you choose let it end.
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>>26329624
Now he's using sarcasm cause he thinks I got rejected like he did
>tfw autists just go on a whole nother level of sadism and autism than a normal person.

I literally feel sorry that you can't get any girls but at least I can right? KEK
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>>26329665
But anon...I do get girls.

And secondly, you can't judge the value and worth of an individual on their sexual conquests.
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>>26329865
You don't get any girls because you're a autistic beta. Nice try. And if you do they are shit tier quality. Also for the most part yes you can. Why would someone want to hang out with an antisocial loser who wants nothing to do with girls. When they can hang out with a social winner who wants to hang out party and bang chicks?
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>>26329925
Note: For all intents and purposes, King Black Chad's posts are satire.
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>>26330050
The janitors are trying to say my shit is satire so I don't start a race war or beta uprising. But this is 100% real I get more bitches than the average so called "white chad" let the rage begin!!! KEEEEEEEEEK
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>>26329665
Hey black chad; why don't you show some pics or proof that you actually got a girl?
You always talk shit and never deliver.
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>>26330120
I've shown proof to various people and even posted it in the thread once of my ex girlfriends. One of them named alexis even posted on here. Also one of them I showed nudes to everyone to of and you autists claimed it as fake. Why show something if you're so autistic you can't remember it? KEK
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>>26329925
I flash guys on omegle out of pity for them sometimes, I skip over the good looking guys... it's just sad seeing you gloat about the amount of internet girls that show you their tits.
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>>26330536
alexis clearly said she was faking alladat.
she also made a few hateblackchad threads.
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>>26330663
I'm not gloating about internet girls that show me tits you autistic ugly thot if you even are a girl. I'm bragging about girls that I make them fall in love with me and I get nudes and dip. Sometimes I feel like a dog :( ohwait I am one LMAOOOOOO

>>26330705
She can't fake moans because when you aren't a fucking virgin autist like you're. You know the difference between real and fake. She made hate blackchad threads because she's my fucking ex. I showed her my dickpic after we broke up like a month or two later and she said that shit was from google. Meaning... my cock is huge as fuck and I wasn't lying about a 8 inch dick. LMAOOO BTFO AUTISTS
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>>26330761
jesus christ you're a lost cause Michael, goddamn.
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>>26330836
I'm a lost cause because I'm not autistic? That's literally the exact opposite of a lost cause buddy. LMAO R9K NIGGAS BE LIKE "ur a lost cause cause u ARENT autistic like us!!1"
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Physicsbro from the US, where did you go?
We were having a nice talk.
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>>26330880
stop trying to be funny

b
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>>26330536
Still not delivering.
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>>26330880
as a lurker i feel for these autistic niggas, they're quite alright though. Who i feel the most sorry for is you dude. Seek help, or get the fuck out of the house more often.
>LMAOOO IM TROLLING THESE AUTISTS ATLEAST IM NOT A KV
nobody cares dude, good for you, now enjoy you're life somewhere else.
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>>26330880
NEW DRINKING GAME: TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME KING BLACK CHAD SAYS AUTISM/AUTIST/AUTISTIC OR IMPLIES SOMEONE TO BE ONE.
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>>26331029
Bartender, why does life suck so much? Just when I'm getting better everything goes to shit and makes me wonder why I bother.
Also, a long island please.
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i love r9k omegle drama.
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>>26330979
It's funny to me and my friends and hoes so who cares what you think it's called making fun of for a reason KEK

>>26331020
I'm out of the house often but like most trolls it's called a fucking hobby I know how to get under peoples skin and you fell for it faggot

>>26331029
>being this upset that I got under his skin kek


>>26331053
Because you don't want to make it better and you want to jerk off in your own sorrows like every r9ker. which is why I have no pity for any of you when I roast you.
mmm these tears feel good.


>>26331084
he loves it when I make fun of his own kind and him.
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>>26331099
heres me drinking the tears of r9kers as i laugh hella hard
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Is kingblackchad the chubby black kid that keeps spouting nonsense?
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Is poca on?
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>>26331149
No, he's the obese one.
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>>26331149
Apparently, nonsense is when you "spout" logical responses and statements. Poor autists don't even know what logical responses are baka. This is why I get hoes boys and you don't
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>>26331247
Now he's saying I'm obese. But he's a basement dweller who probably attempted to work out for stacey and she gave 0 fucks. While dudes like me don't need to try and stacey begs for our cock. KEKEKEKEKEK
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