So if you were to commit suicide,
What would your ideal conditions be? Ie jump off building/ launch self into space/ gunshot
Coolest way to kill myself would be to drive as fast as I can into a wall OR get a sicknasty jump off a cliff on either a car or motorcycle. Jumping from a really tall location, like a mountain or from an airplane would also be pretty cool.
The most conventional way I'd want to go would probably be hanging, but I might be too heavy for that at 260 lbs.
Describe those moments before impact
Why did you do it? Age?
Too scared to shoot a gun
Can't tie a noose for shit, also easy to fail
Not cowardly enough to use a helium tank
Only dumbass teenage attention whores go f.or the bottle of pills
I'd slit my wrists
commit to ending lobbies... Mark Walberg Sniper anyone that works for a big lobbiest group... They will have to hunt me down but hopfully I put the fear into lobbiest and inspire others to finish my work. #feelthebern!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with eggman. He said in his latest video he was considering a third job.
Who is making him do this? Does he have a NEET gf? Is he in debt? What compels a man to willingly cuck himself so hard? He is going to kill himself
Rumor is that he does in fact have a NEET gf, but surely no one is that much of a cuck, especially someone who makes videos like he does. Not to mention she'd have to be a huge bitch if she's using enough resources to make Eggman get a third job.
From Eggy's latest vid
"Working my 2 jobs, I make about 2400 a month after taxes
Gas varies, but I do commute to both jobs every day.
Repaying my debts is about 1k a month for the next few months yet
and then food and energy drinks since I drink energy drinks a lot and have to eat a lot of fast food due to no time to cook.
So best case scenario, 0 dollars left at the end of the month on 2 jobs. So I need 3 jobs"
>eggman's parents don't love their son enough to help him out when he's working two fulltime jobs
remember that those are not his real parents
he was adopted
So here's how it goes. First I obtain a golden tiger stripe pattern desert eagle chambered in .50AE. I then spend the rest of my money on a high quality suit and a butt plug. I then insert the butt plug and binge on beans and laxatives for 3 to 4 days. After eating a dangerously large quantity of food, I don my suit, retrieve my desert eagle and make sure my butt plug is in tight. I then drive to the nearest daycare center, enter the room with the most kids, Scream, I NEED A DOCTOR and rip off my suit, pull out the butt plug, and shoot myself in the head. I will then fall to the floor, naked and convulsing in 6-8 inches of rotten shit in front of multiple children. Way I see it, if I'm going to end myself, I might as well make it exciting for someone.
I will set up a noose and stand on a chair, while drinking and using painkillers till i pass out, i will then fall off the chair and choke to death with limited pain
I would say helium exit bag but they put oxygen in those now. So I would rather want a headshot in the head or a quick train passing while I lay my neck on the track.
honestly bro i don't condone suicide, but in your case i say it's okay if you killed yourself. You want to work 3 jobs but the problem is you can't keep working at this pace for the rest of your life. You're gonna reach your 30's soon and your body slow down and it will onlt get worse from there. Kill yourself now before it's too late.
Can the patron saint of wagecuckery be stopped?
how? is there a flaw to this? do you think i will magically get "happy" from using drugs/alcohol and then pull out?
whenever i drink, i cry and when i use painkillers i lose all connection with the world and don't care
Eggy's current favorite song.
I read about this serial killer who would snatch little girls and have them blow him, then shoot them in the head when he climaxes.
He was called the sunset strip killer or something like that. Your comment just reminded me of it
>LMAO 3 JOBS
soon it will be 12 jobs xD
I want a qt.13 yandere grill to kill me
>Eggman finally taking his leave
I loved "The black pill" eggchad. Even if you amounted to nothing in your life, you still brought me enjoyment with your videos.
Rube Goldberg machine
>alcohol, LSD, helium tank, shotgun to head when I lose consciousness , on top of a tall building, on the edge of a dock so I fall into water
This is the best way I can think of to kill yourself
Just some information for you guys from someone who was briefly dead from a heroin overdose. Revived by paramedics. While I was gone, there was nothing. Nothing. If that's what you want, then suicide holds exactly that. Existence on the other hand, hold everything. That's enough to keep me going, and I suffer depression that is so severe that I sometimes wonder why a human being is capable of feeling so badly. Questions welcome.
well no shit there was nothing. you lost consciousness and the time between your medical death and reanimation left a blank slate in the gap where brain activity may have generated something.
Swallow a XR gel cap that would dissolve until it reaches the colon containing potassium cyanide, along with a few gel caps including several hundred milligrams of flubromazolam and acetyl-fentanyl, then inject a gram of heroin and go to sleep. Ideally done in the far north of Quebec in the middle of absolute nowhere. The cyanide would just be a fail safe, ideally it wouldn't be necessary.
Like a dreamless sleep. You have no consciousness. There is no longer a 'you'. Muse over the word nothing for as long as it takes to be gripped with an existential dread, and you have begun to grasp the concept of nothing. Now, whether you come to terms with it, or not, is the next frontier. This is not an exercise I recommend to any of you, however.
>After death, there are endless possibilities, and you knew not.
meant for >>26311596
I felt nothing coming back. First thought I had was along the lines of "oh, I'm back in where there are essence, rather than nothing" and that was horrifying. The naloxone left me feeling confused for a couple of hours, and that's about it. Physically, it was not especially uncomfortable at any point, more unpleasant, if I had to put a word to it.
Haul a bunch of logs/wood from the forest, prop them up in a "Tipi" style structure. Soak the base with lighter fluid. Sit inside. Light the ring around me, as it starts burning, shoot myself.
This would be done in an open field next to a road, with authorities noted, so that the fire is not left to go out of hand and destroy property/forest. Also, if done right, my body could be burnt down in the pyre.
I do not want to involve anyone, wether a "goodbye" phonecall or text, I do not want a loved one to find my body. I just want to go off the grid right before, then die.
There are paintball canisters you can buy on Amazon that use nitrogen instead of CO2. But they might need regulators to control the air pressure, and I don't know what volume is needed.
You definitely don't want CO2, since it causes a panic response in mammals (like when you hold your breath).
Breathing in pure nitrogen is like breathing air, until you pass out from lack of oxygen, and your brain eventually dies.
I want to become the spaghetti I have spilled so many times in my life.