/r9k/, how do I get someone to kill me? I don't want to kill myself and I don't want to aggravate someone to get them to kill me. I want to die in a "socially acceptable" way that looks like an accident, like getting hit by a drunk driver.
Not really looking for attention, just words of kindness.
Some normie at my uni was killed by a drunk driver and everyone started pretending to know him and held services for him and stuff. Even if the uni doesn't pick it up, I wouldn't mind just having people pretend to know me.
>just words of kindness.
You had me on your side until this.
I can understand having someone kill you so you don't have to worry about the post-mortem worldy repercussions of suicide but that's just, there's a certain quota of feels to be had to want something that trivial in your wake.