Its a saturday night and I'm fairly drunk and I'd like

>>26308187
>please excuse any grammar issues

Lack of a story goes beyond the scope of just grammar issues.

>>26308187
I notice that you are posting an anime girl, does this mean you are gay,? I need to speak with a gay person right noe

I
L O V E
S P O O K Y
O U G I
And I love you too, anon.

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>>26308187
>and I'd like to just briefly describe how I feel for you guys

you lookin for a little loving tonight qt3.14 anon

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>>26308334
I am but I am not them

where's story doe?

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>>26308413
Are any of you gay?, please

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>>26308417
Seems anon decide to write it after posting opposed to making it beforehand.

>>26308449
I'm gay but I don't like gay people :( I just talked about it with my friend and he told me all twinks and traps here are ugly and I'm not attracted to 35 year old body builders at all :( its not fair :( is true love only something that exists on manga ? I don't want to be alone :(

>>26308413
how grilly are you anon
>>26308435
gynephilia here
I just like feminine qt3.14s in general

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>>26308187
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>>26308506
Spooky shitposting!

>not orginal

>>26308505
It took all this courage to come out :( and its all in vain :( I had my heart broken so many times in so little days :( I can't deal with this at all :(

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>>26308540
>I am dominant
>implying you can't still be a feminine qt

>>26308540
It is:( I was better off with 2d :( robots are right you should never expect anything at all :( I just want to sleep forever :( can I please sleep forever ,:(

>>26308588
I just assume you're looking for the subs when ya ask silly

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>>26308187 (OP)
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>>26308546
Kunden haben durch Gras fehlende Zahnpflege
Und ernaehren sich nur von Haschkeksen und Langnese
iele schlafen wegen Zinker auf Knastbetten
Weil vor Gericht Wasser rauskommt wie n Waschbecken

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>>26308608
T-Thanks kouhai.
I didn't know this was a gay thread when I started spooky posting. I was actually just trying to be nice, I'm not into men.

>>26308608
Anime nazy anon :( sometimes you are my only company :( I feel like we are both designated to never find love :(

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>>26308661
Im gay but very bored so i just shitpost since nothing to do

>tfw music i listen to daily since months is getting boring
JUST
>>26308669
My bf will not like this post
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>>26308688
>my boyfriend
Oh its just me then :( excuse me while I fall asleep :( next to my gas oven :(

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>>26308597
we should wait for op to post then, don't you agree~

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>>26308734
This is here some quality reply, just next to "can i lick your feet"

>>26308747
I wish I could live in anime :( even tho I don't watch it at all :(

>>26308752
I wouldnt mind it as much if he would cut out that fucking sadface every 3 words.

>>26308752
It was a popular way of killing yourself in the 50s :( it was also appropriate answer for a nazi :p also if I kill myself I want to be old fashioned :(

>>26308774
But anon I'm sad :( and I need you to know I'm sad :( every 3 words :(

>>26308866
But its all I have left ,:( if I can't annoy straight people by being flamboyant then what's the point of being gay in the first place :(

>>26308894
Please don't delete posts :( km not very stable right now :(

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Is this brletter? Because this is how I feel right now. I guess I could use reaction images from now on, I would only need this one tho since its the only way I'm ever going to feel from now on

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>>26308982
I found a better one tho. This is exactly how I feel

Please don't go away gay friends :( you are all I have left :(

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>>26308597
y-you still here?

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>>26309050
Thank you, this is perfect. How do you guys cope with this stuff?

>>26309143
Aren't drungs for happy people tho:( I don't want to be happy at all:(

That's OK :( leave me too anime people :( I'm supposed to be alone anyways :( you probably have boyfriends to go to anyways :(

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>>26308290
Nergal?

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>>26309096
yes I am, are you here?

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>>26308334
Shit taste confirmed

get the fuck out faggot

>>>/lgbt/

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Why do sad stories never have happy endins?

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>>26309289
oh my yes
>>26309293
>choosing the inferior

I think you've already found your own path anon

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I just want to be huged, I have never been huged by a boy only girls

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>>26309406
The day before I kill myself

>>26309405
exactly

>>26309406
Anime posting isn't working at all :( where is the people telling me everything will be fine :(

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>>26309405
Let's hug

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kill cebruz

kill
cebruz

>>26309443
meant for
>>26309418

bloxblox original blox

>>26309406
Never, you know that anon.

>>26309443
I could just look at this big forever :( why do the worst things always happen to the best people :(

>>26309443
s-sauce?
onegai

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>>26309495
I don't have it, I remember some video where's he's pounding his hole and he goes up to kiss him though

>>26309443
They look so happy and cute too :( this is hell:( I'm sure I'm in hell right now :(

>>26309514
I want to kissu

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>>26309514
>>26309495
>>26309528
1620414/trap_fuck_001 on xhamster if you wanna see the video

>>26309557
We can kissu too, come closer

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>>26309473
I have upgraded the way I feel, this picture represents it better now

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>>26309573
>ugly neckbeards rp on chan
this is gross as fuck

>tfw no cute german bf with slightly broken english and a qt accent

>>26309609
I'm not roleplaying at all friend:( I feel absolutely and completely like shit:( the other gay anons make fun of me but that's OK :( I would rather have them making fun of my suffering than being alone :(

>>26309609
Honestly when this thread gets deleted I'm going to cry like a bitch :(

>>26308540
>>26308449
i need the source man.

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>>26309573
l-like this
I hope

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>>26309694
Get closer the tongue has to go in silly

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Why is watching anime girls killing themselves so cathartic?
Today I tried to convinc a bunch of anons that they should choose to be gay if they could but I was wrong :( its a curse :(

>>26309573
but that's not the same video. i've seen that several times already. sauce on name or something at least.

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We're is my cute introvert boyfriend :( we should breed them :) that way there would be enough for everyone :(

>>26309713
Anon it's because we can't be gay, you don't choose it you just are it... I'm straight and that's just who I am and it's who I'll always be

>>26309766
You're weird anon what's your problem?

>>26309443
I bet his kisses taste like heaven :( I b I bet his arms feel really soft and reasuring sealed around your neck :(

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>>26309712
I don't know what to do with my lips

>>26309769
>tfw forever in love with straight men :(
I think I'm going through the nine circles of gay hell :(

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What is going on in this thread
x

>>26309797
there was someone making posts like that yesterday only they used :p a lot too

they're not very creative with their emoticons desu ne

>>26309802
Kiss someone anon!!!!

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>>26309802
Just gotta press em against the other persons and let the tongue do all the work

>>26309782
There are no cute gays in my area only creepy body builder whore types or extremely ugly non hormones trannys :(
I just came out today and I was expecting to find love :( how silly of me

>>26309665
anyone have source for this?

>>26309878
Where do you live weird anon?

>>26309849
It's because I have lost my hability to feel :p and :) my friend
>>26309797
I'm the guy who started begging for any gay person to listen to his problems in the first place :(

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>>26309872
it feels really good anon

>>26309894
I don't want to reveal that :( there is nobody from 4 Chan here either :(

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>>26309937
Now you know true love between two girls!

>>26309916
how did you lose your friend :(

>>26309948
My feelings must be gross :( that's why there is nobody to reciprocate them :(

>>26309962
I didn't loose my friend :( even tho he got really mad when I told him I stole his underwear once :( I though it would be a funny gay story :( I guess you are not supposed to do that :(

>>26309939
Oh you can post a state or country silly

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>>26308187
>also to remind you why socializing with normies is a bad idea
Why is that exactly?

>>26309998
State of emotional decay :(

>>26309997
yeah that's gross :p

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>>26309951
b-but I'm not a girl anon!

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All I ever wanted was to be cute and have a cute boyfriend :(

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>>26310072
Neither am I, looks like you found the love between two boys then

>>26310006
because they'll never understand you the way I do
obviously

>>26310034
Are you the straight introvert guy :( I just repressed so much :( I was 14 and crazy horny :( all I did was sniff it tho :( it smelled like heaven :)

>>26310100
i don't know what you're talking about :( but i have a feeling you're making things up :p

>>26310088
So? You don't go to parties to find people who "understand" you.

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>>26310083
I don't have any experience with boys!

>>26310137
Why would I make any of it up :( I had to spend half an hour apologizing :( be stopped freaking out when I told him its the worst I ever did so he can stop wondering what else I did to him :( I have repressed being gay since I was 14, that's almost ten years now :(

>>26310192
I'm not even all of those 3 posts :( I just came here to talk to another gay person :( I don't even know what this thread was about :(

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>>26310170
Boys are easy, sure ya do!

>been trying to keep thread alive with lewd
>still no op

WHERE THE FUCK IS OP

>>26310303
Please stop calling me a neckbear and telling me I'm shitposting :( tonight wasn't an east night for me :(

>>26310380
I'm feeling a bit better now :) I have cryed my eyes out :p I don't want to go to sleep tho :( tomorrow I get to wake up alone again :( I don't understand what you guys are doing at all tho :( I just enjoy the little company you provide :)
We should start a loners club :) except you all have boyfriends don't you? :( silly idea :(
It's been a year already since I moved alone and no sex yet :( it feels almost as bad :(

>>26310466
Why did you stop replying all the sudden tho :( is it because I feel better :(

cebruz please vocaroo something in english and in german

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>>26310023
>lying on internet

>>26311070
>deep voice
>shit

why are non-americans from 4chan always so insecure? i'll never get one to vocaroo for me.

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>>26311133
Will do vocaroos for bitcoins

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>>26311181
fuck you, just do one for a lonely robot

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>>26311336
>jannitor is deleting my post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GjL01jHy3K

>>26311402
at least that's something ty

i don't know why they're deleting your posts when this whole thread is avatarfaggots

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>>26311438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ROylIS0Tj

>>26311487
say something in german

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>>26311576
Just join my teamspeak and get kicked after a few seconds :^)

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