Dubs Decides

Tits and timestamp or gtfo bitch

>MFK: Hagrid, Hermione, Dumbledore

It's about as close to guaranteed replies as you'll get

suck my rancid cheese dick REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

X = her name

X will you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR

Then talk about gabagool nonstop. If she tries to talk about anything else, lead the conversation back to gabagool.

(Purs like gollum) My precious... Nasty Chads want to take it from us... Nasty thieving chadses...

>>26307132
"looks like you swiped the wrong way there miss."

Hey, baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

>>26307132
Oh lordy
Go out to eat
Dat pussay

>>26307132
my boner has your attention..

Too long since pussy was had... Making me mad

I've never talked to an actual girl before but you were pretty enough to make me change my mind.

Sanders 2016, get out and vote

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ask if she took that pick in taco bell on account of how zesty she looks

>>26307132
i want to be %%%[HER NAME]%%%'s little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo marissa blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Just being honest here...I've never licked a girl's face before and I really want to. Would you let me?

This is your digital coupon for a free boyfriend, you only get one only applies for participating men myself and Bill Cosby

do you believe in our lord Jesus Christ?

I'd suck the farts out of your chair.

>>26307205
This without "there miss" is good

>>26307132
>will you eat my shit? I will pay you in pissjugs

She looks like smug pepe in that photo.

Say: I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity

I'm so lonely please help

"Will you fuck a black guy and let me watch?"

Are you from Idaho? Because your face screams imahoe

Let's keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid. I am having a group release party on December 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some women this time).

Here's how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody "evacuates" (voids their bowels in the tub). We see what floats to the surface.

This "letting go" stage is followed by a "coming together" stage in which each person helps the person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful.

Some ground rules:

>>26307189
This so fucking much
Reeeeee

You look like a Redditor. No offense

Hey baby, you look pretty cute? Is your mother into younger men? Have you ever been touched by your mother? Can I fuck both of you at the same time?

Longcat is long, so is my weiner

>>26307319
roll for this keke reeeheee

>>26307319
Some ground rules:

1) No footwear of any kind in the tub! Leave your flip flops on the deck!

2) Do not go into the house.

3) Scents are okay but please, NO GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS.

4) Please refrain from smoking.

5) Once everybody is in the tub, its silent time. No talking until everybody is out.

6) If you do not like what is "going down" (or coming up) step out of the tub. You do not need to make it everybody else's problem.

7) Please commit before showing up. Don't come out to the backyard, check out the "scene" and then decide to leave. This disrupts the experience for everybody.

8) Please no laughing or frivolity. Its not that it has to be "dead serious" but we don't want it to turn into a joke. For many people a group release party is a vulnerable psychosexual experience and your laughter can be shaming.

9) PLEASE NO LOUD TALKING AFTER THE SESSION. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE COMPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE.

10) If you are over two hundred pounds it is fine, but please let me know in advance.

11) PLEASE NO DIABETICS, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE WITH HEALTH CONDITIONS WHICH MAY BE AFFECTED BY A LONG AND UNUSUALLY HIGH TEMPERATURE HOT TUB SITUATION.

12) NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND!!!!

13) Please make sure that you have eaten well and NOT EXCRETED FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS before coming.

14) No food in the hot tub or on the deck. If you must eat, finish your food in your car.

15) You can park directly out front or along the street. PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY. If parking is limited park on POPLAR st.

16) Do not turn on the airration jets under any circumstances. This makes the party impossible to clean up afterwards and also disrupts the atmosphere in the tub.

17) Please show up on time for the session. The orientation period is extremely important and helps to insure that the party will be a success for all participants.

Ayy you wanna fuck babby?

Do you have a boyfriend that I can suck his cock while you watch?

Come over for netflix and chill?

>29 replies
>no dubs

say: *loudly barges in room* TOSHINOU KYOKOU!! (but use her name instead

So now that we've matched on tinder, does this mean we are bf and gf now?

Use the line.

>>26307348
18) NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND INCLUDING CAMERA PHONES. For many, the session is a "discreet" experience and respect for individual privacy concerns is of utmost importance.

19) If you have a health concern which you believe may be transmittable through personal waste material please wait for at least two weeks after the matter has cleared up before attending a session.

20) You are welcome to bring a friend PROVIDED I KNOW IN ADVANCE. Please do not show up with an extra participant. Thank you for your interest and contact me if you wish to participate.

Hey baby, will you peg me while wearing Donald Trump memorabilia. I'm part of an underground liberal anarchist conclave and I need a woman willing to be filmed pegging a guy while she is dressed as Donald Trump. Feel the Bern.

>>26307377
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM
THIS WAS HIS CHANCE

>>26307377
Wtf you homosexual

>>26307377
Bingo bango bongo there we go

>>26307400
this is way better


this instead pls

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I've never talked to a grill b4 shaking in my chair help

>>26307506
mfw OP delivers kekekekeeeee

>>26307506
Oh fug she sounds pretty hot

Fuck you for making me jelly bitch

>>26307506
why does she look so smug in the pic tho

>>26307506


Tinder girls must be the easiest god damn lays on the internet.

>>26307506
I wouldn't mind Trump blowing my arsehole like a trumpet or blowing on his, infact since I am far-left liberal neo-political pretend homosexual male I would love to suck on Bernie Sanders dick and penetrate him later. And then feel the bern when I go and piss. It'd be top kek. My sensuous dreams are indescribable with my inferior lexicon - how was your day hunny bun?

>>26307506
Sounds good, but how about you still wear the mask and I peg you instead? I'll wear a Bernie mask.

What do you say, comrade?

>>26307319
>>26307348
Rolling for release party

>>26307599
I'm going towait for her to respond and do this one

>>26307600
rip op u will be missed

>>26307622
Do the release party one eventually though.