30 seconds boys hurry up what do you want?

>>26306843
Lays

To stop being a part of this world

>>26306895
Woah, can't believe that was original

Yeah I'll have a 6 inch, chicken tikka on hearty Italian. Double cheese, one type and toasted. Then I'll have a little lettuce on there, and bang it's done.

>>26306930

not on the menu, sorry bruv

>>26306895

no sandvich?

>>26307176

yeah nice tbqh

>>26307228

where the fuck do you guys have chicken tikka at subway? jelly

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Mfw I'm Brazilian subway sandwich artist

>>26307306
>where the fuck do you guys have chicken tikka at subway? jelly
Britbong

SUNCHIP MASTERRACE

>>26306843
what sub?

>>26307369
>it just sits out all fucking day

gross

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS
I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>"what can i get for you sir"
>have all this rehearsed in my head
>FOOT LONG INCH ITALIAN HERB AND CHEESE WITH PEPPER JACK AND TURKEY AND YES I WANT IT TOASTED
>legit the first time i've spoken to another person in a week and i fucked it up
>took out my 3DS and pretended to answer a phone
>speed walked out of there
>never went to that Subway again

>>26306843
Whatever tastes best with Sweet Onion Sauce

>>26307659
Be confident. You're a god and he is a wagecuck

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Sun chips, since heresy baked lays taste like ass

>>26307995

Sweet onion chicken teriyaki master race.

My local guy always fucking asks "cheese and toasted?" as if it's one question at the same time.