>"what can i get for you sir"
>have all this rehearsed in my head
>FOOT LONG INCH ITALIAN HERB AND CHEESE WITH PEPPER JACK AND TURKEY AND YES I WANT IT TOASTED
>legit the first time i've spoken to another person in a week and i fucked it up
>took out my 3DS and pretended to answer a phone
>speed walked out of there
>never went to that Subway again
Sun chips, since heresy baked lays taste like ass