i just can't handle it anymore. i'm sick and tired of the world, i'm ending it tonight.
stick with me through this, fellow /r/obots, and help ease me into my final hour. i don't know how long i have left, but i don't think i'll make it to the morning.
pic related is how i'm going out. my roommate made a batch of weed brownies to sell, but left them all in the fridge for the weekend. he's at his girlfriend's house tonight, so i just decided to eat them all. i'm scared, but i have no regrets. life just isn't for me anymore.
I have an extremely hard time believing this is true.
On the extremely slim chance this is true, you're going to get really, really high, have a massive panic attack, and not even cause a little physical damage.
Really this. There hasn't been a single confirmed death from weed. OP isn't going to be the first one. It's not like no one has ever eaten a whole tray of weed brownies before. If OP is for real, he'll end up like the guy on 420chan who ate a dab sandwich.
Enjoy waking up in a day with a very, very pissed off roommate.
>anyone implying this picture isn't from google images
>anyone thinking OP didn't come up with the idea for this "witty" thread on the toilet, sharply exhale, and get back to the computer and start posting it, but realize it's not funny halfway through, but decides to post it anyway
I can just imagine the look of disappointment, anger, and JUST on your roommates face when he comes home to see your dumbass vomiting his drug money all over the living room floor. I hope he kicks your faggot ass out desu.