I CANT STOP CHECKING MY ONEITIS' INSTAGRAM

>having a oneitis
don't do this bro. it'll only break your heart.

>>26305684
>tfw my oneitis's ig is set to private

>>26305684
Go for it, keep checking, imagining how awesome it would be to be with her. Then after 2 months it will stop. Then you will realize that there is 7 billion people in this world, and if you would be born on a different continent you would not even ever knew her. Then you will realize that oneitis is just an illusion, and nature trick to trick you into making babies, and then listen to shit from her because you have respongilibities.

>>26305684
i feel ya anon. i keep logging in to fb (inb4 normie ree) just to see when she was online last.

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>>26305904
>tfw rejected by oneitis
>tfw removed from normiebook to move on
>tfw constantly checking private profile anyways

>>26305684
I was there seriously for almost a year, then I realized oneitis was lesbian

>>26305904
>not knowing the workarounds for instagram

You're a level 1 cyber stalker, anon. Back in my day I used to get around Myspace and Facebook restrictions before they tightened up. Instagram is easy if you have access to a twitter and they post links on there.

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>>26305684
>tfw I like this grill and keep on stalking her on fb
>I press like on the stuff she posts every once in a while (~1 every 20 posts), not only selfpics but also music and /pol/ stuff (I only liked stuff I ACTUALLY liked)
>she starts liking back stuff I post (not really often but whatever)
>one night I'm home alone and decide to write her after getting drunk af
>get anxious, I type "hello" but never send
>have to drive around town to relieve stress
>go back home and finally send that "hello"
>she had just gone offline
>she read it the morning after
>tfw she didn't answer
>tfw yesterday, after ~6 months, she likes a pic I posted

Shit's driving me crazy and overthinking shit surely isn't helping.

>>26305684
Careful anon, I used to check my oneitis's instagram every few hours and her boyfriend's and they eventually both made them private even though I wasn't logged in

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>tfw she knows you do this and still keeps it public to fuck with you

>>26307829
It happened to me too. Don't have Normiegram tho, don't know how it works. Do they see the IPs that repetitively lurk their profiles?