What's your biggest insecurity /r9k/? Is it something you

being a fat ass

a shame beacuse its easy to fix but im so lazy

My receding hairline.

It bothers me because I'm only 21 and I feel like because of this its almost like missing the prime of my youth. Like I skipped that step and went straight from awkward teenager to old baldfag

Muh original penis

my biggest flaw is my social dysfunction. stemming from my stutter and my low self-esteem. they feed each other till it's too overwhelming to be around other people.

>>26303705
This too. Stress from school certainly isn't helping

>>26303657

Phobia of driving
makes no sense since i love working on cars

>>26303657
Only 5'8
I can wear boots, and I am NOT doing height surgery
That is FUCKED UP

My other big security is having no steady male influence on my life. My mom moved me away too much and never let my dad see me. I'm very insecure around men now but have no idea how to be one. For fucks sake I only work and play video games all day, can't even talk to women

>>26303681
It's never too late anon. Maybe you don't want advice but I lost 50lbs and have kept it off for almost 8 years. Just don't go too hard out... Do exercises you enjoy and eat only when hungry, and just enough to be satisfied. I did this, still eating what I want and not stuffing myself, plus lifting weights because I like that more than cardio. Willpower is overrated, what's sustainable is a better idea.

>>26303705
Nizoral senpai

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Acne
Penis too thin and long
Poor
Bad posture
Bad teeth

My aspergers syndrome

I'm only 5'10 and my dick is only 6 inches

No jawline

Big nose

Skelly

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>>26303657
Not being able to talk to people to ask for stuff I need.

...and my face, I want to be qt but shitty genetics won't let me :/

>>26303812
You've got acne on your penis too? I feel you man. At least no girl will ever see it r-right?

>>26303849
>You've got acne on your penis too?
no. are you blind?

>>26303827
he's got assburgers everyone point and life hahahaa

>>26303657
Mouthbreathing gave me a fucked up jaw and jutting lips/mouth area.

My twin brother is way more handsome

Not being enough

>>26303879
mouth breather holy shit. why were you breathing through your mouth it causes halitosis

>5'3 25 year old grown man

You guys have no idea. You think its funny, how do you think I feel?

>>26303657
Inferiority complex due to my looks. I look a little better than i used to but this complex follows me in every interaction. I start panicking when there are long silences in conversation. I immediately suspect that maybe they're disgusted by my looks.

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>>26303909
i don't know how you feel but pic related

>>26303879
Septorhinoplasty anon, fix mouth breathing.
Then counter clockwise rotation of maxilla & mandible. Likely you have sleep apnea too? That would fix all that too.

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>>26303930
Is this a short joke?

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>>26303657
>5'8
>wristlets

You can keep growing past 20 right robros? RIGHT?? ;_;

>>26303863
Sorry... I read that as acne penis

>small head and small face

>Not a hell of a lot I can do.

Stay thin. If you're thin, your head will look bigger by comparison.

Have a lot of moles on my face

Can't choose one tbqh

>weird gait
>shitty social/verbal skills
>skellington

>>26303705
Same here anon and the same feelings too. It sucks pretty badly that the only cures are drugs with some nasty potential side effects and fake hair.

>>26303970
Yes, but not your bones except the feet

>>26303788
I'm using it friend, not sure how effective its been.

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>>26303772
I used to weigh 316 a few years back, lost enough weight to become 250 and then I hit a wall

I've been stuck here for about a year and I haven't been eating bad or anything, I just have no motivation to exercise. I plan on changing that once I get a gym membership

>inb4 someone complains about the gym

>>26303681
>a shame beacuse its easy to fix but im so lazy
Fixing it actually takes less work than not fixing it.
You don't have to exercise, you just have to not eat a fuck ton.
Losing weight is a simple calories taken in vs calories spent equation. If you're a fatass you more than likely like a sedentary lifestyle and burn less calories than the average person. If you take it down somewhere around 1500-1800 calories a day you will lose weight.

>>26304015
>>weird gait
iktfb

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I have a slight overbite and buck teeth. never felt bad til a girl at school said I looked like a squirrel and all the other girls were talking about it forever. Kinda gave me a complex about it.

>>26304103
>you're a fatass you more than likely like a sedentary lifestyle and burn less calories than the average person. If
That should say likely live a sedentary lifestyle, not like.

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>>26303999
I have quite broad shoulders which accentuates it but I do look ridiculous if I am anything but a skelly. I have a sneaking suspicion I might have a mild genetic condition as no one else in my family is pinheaded. My brother has cromagnon head and face. I have permanently bent 5th fingers (ubiquitous to a lot of genetic conditions), can see veins thru my chest, thighs,arms. Partly why I wouldn't breed even if I did miraculously find a cute gf.

>>26303657
I'm a 5'3 male fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk
Idk just accept it

>>26304283
I'm curious how small you're talking here, because I also have a small head (size 7 hat, can wear small sized hockey helmets perfectly fine)

>>26303657

I'm chubby and balding but neither of these have ever stopped me getting women.

However I have Psoriasis covering about 20% of my total body which I'm very self conscious about.

My girlfriend and I haven't had sexy in about 2 years now for various reasons, one of which I think is because my Psoriasis has gotten worse and she no longer finds me attractive.

>>26303657
>being gay :)
>I just fixed it, I told my best friend about it :p

My voice. I used to not be able to pronounce R's until I was 19. I corrected the problem thanks to speech therapy lessons in college with cute linguistics graduate students, but the insecurity is still there.

>>26303657
>5'3"
>skelly
>pencil neck

>>26304115
Something that people understand as they get older is that the vast majority of people never even give you a second thought. The vast majority of people are thinking the same was a you... thinking everyone is talking or thinking about them, when in reality no one is. That's why old people stop giving a fuck, they understand no one cares about you, people only care about themselves. EVEN

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>>26304429
Very small... Small baseball cap. Haven't measured circumference but it's visually obvious. Had a car accident and they had to find a child's collar to put on my head and neck. All sunglasses make me look like a beetle.

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>>26304880
Edit to add, thankfully my head and face is in proportion... Like small forehead etc.., it's as if my head stopped growing but my body carried on. Women have pointed it out, not in a bad way I suppose but more in a "that's cute" way... Still feels bad man. I hate taking photos with people with normal sized heads.
Pic related

6inch penis, t
5'9
Pectus carinatum
Epilepsy
Ugly

>>26304964
Isn't a 6" peen above average or at least average?

>>26304429
Do you have small features too/ small jaw?

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>>26303657
necrophilia
>every time someone talks about their fetishes
>every time someone talks about their relationships
>every time someone talks about sex
>every time someone talks about strip clubs
>every time someone talks about pornography
>every time someone talks about funerals
>terrorism
>bombings
>serial killers
>current events 99% of the time
>deaths in the family
>my own family
I have to hide it from everyone, EVERYONE, and even when I try to talk to my shrink about it he pretty much just changes the subject because he knows he can't help. There's nothing I can do to help it that I haven't already tried. I just have to deal with it. I can't go to support groups, there are none, I can't talk to people on the internet about it, nobody I've ever met wants to or has the same paraphilia.

There are plenty of relatively normal things that I am insecure about but this one really takes the fucking cake.

>>26305004
I have a relatively large nose but everything seems fairly in proportion to my head except for my forehead, but I'm not sure if that's due to shit hairline or if it was always large.

not brushing my teeth

>>26304984
Idk I'm 19 and kissless virgin

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>>26303657
>Light skinned nig
>gap teeth

>>26303657
My biggest insecurity is the fact that i never developed a meaningful relationship with my peers, the fact that i was always a foreigner in the eyes of my peers, that makes it harder to relate to other people

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>Lazy eye so nobody can ever tell what I'm looking at. Seems as if I'm looking into the distance.

>Fucked up face because after struggling with acne, I'm left with gaping holes and red marks all over.

>No jawline, chin recedes right into my neck.

Fuck me

Large ugly moles on my body, it bothers me more than my small dick

>>26305070
That's sucky, anon.
One day people will realize that they shouldn't be ostracizing others with 'extreme' fetishes because it only does more harm than good.

>fivehead
>curly hair
>shitty voice

If I go bald, it solves the hair problem. If I don't, I have to look at my shitty hair.

I have these weird small bumps all over my penis. Never had sex so its not an STD. Had them for as long as I can remember.

>>26303907
Severe allergies and hay fever.
>>26303934
I've stopped mouthbreathing a year back, started putting my tongue to the roof of my mouth, started chewing falim gum, and I lightly tie a band around my head to keep my jaw up. If I start mouthbreathing in the middle of the night, in the morning the band should be extremely loose. It's already too late-- my face is already practically done developing.

I don't think I want to spend $6,000 on a facial surgery that could go horribly wrong. My face is already fucked, it's not like it can change its structure and size now.

>5'10
>Overweight
>Not smart
>Not talented
>half mexican

I wish I wasn't born

>Ugliest dude in the world from certain angles
>Keep my hair long to keep people from seeing those angles

A couple

>skinny and short
>social ineptitude

>>26303657
oh no it snek

>>26305974

I have them too. They're called fordyce spots and they're not uncommon. Google it.

>>26304880
Fuck anon you made me laugh, I can picture you trying on sunglasses like

Nope

Nope

Nope

>>26303657

>skinny and short
>gap in front teeth with one of said teeth being chipped.

I probably have enough money for the teeth problem, but I just don't fucking care about life anymore.

>>26305974
Fordyce spots.

I have literally a couple hundred tiny dots on my foreskin alone.

>>26306086
Oh and not being manly enough

>>26306152

I feel like being manly is exaggerated right now because it's trendy to lift weights and grow beards.

Just wait it out.

>>26304937
just post a goddamn pic already

Everytime people tell these stories and finally post a pic they're cyborgs at worst.

>>26305070
I'm sure there are other necrophiliacs out there especially on the internet.

Or does your fetish have a very specific quirk to it?

I think my main insecurity was being a virgin, until a few months ago. Now it would be never having a serious relationship or a serious carrer in 25 years, working on it. I'm pretty happy with my body lately, I should fix my mouth though.

>>26303918
so that is what its called, having the same shit here anon

shits gay

busted teeth and small penis

>>26305920
Thanks man. I really hope that day comes some day in my lifetime.

>>26306200
I am only interested in very, noticeably decomposed corpses. Most necrophiles are only concerned with fresh dead bodies and are repulsed by the only thing I find attractive. It's tough to relate to people who can be satisfied by roleplaying or bodies that don't pose a health hazard or major obstacles to obtaining them.

Mainly my Jew nose, and yes I can fix it when I get money.

I have 2.
>height and high voice
I'm 173 cm (5'8") so I'm fairly insecure thanks to the whole manlet thing, and I have a fairly high voice. At least I think it's high. It cracks when I yell and I sound like Mickey Mouse.

Nothing I can do about them though.

my hook jew nose and my receding hairline.

>>26306409
How decomposed are we talking? Discoloration and slight bloating? Full on rot and leaking fluids?

Did you ever masturbate using something dead? Ever came up with a plan to fulfill your fetish? And most importantly what I always like to know: Do you have any insight into how your fetish formed? Traumatic experience? Scene in a movie that stuck with you during your sexual development? No idea?

my puffy nips and my penis.

my penis isnt even small but i feel absolutely terrible about it. i cant imagine showing it to a girl

>>26303909
5'5" 22 years old. I feel like my deep-seated inferiority complex is subconsciously caused by my manlet status. I get the feeling no one takes me seriously because I look like a child. Also I'm a dude with a girl's name.

>>26306409
So does a Cannibal Corpse album cover make you hard?

>>26306542
Post pics of said cock.

>>26306542
Seconding >>26306564
no h-homo

>>26303705
I'm 25. Shaved my head at 24. Don't be a faggot. Get it over with and stare reality in the eyes like a man.

>>26306564
>say im insecure about penis
>would show it on internet

pick one

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>>26303657
>TFW actually had braces for gap
>didn't wear retainer

>>26306601
No its still ok with that I've got now. I'm not shaving it until I pass the point of no return. I want to enjoy hair while I can.

Plus I have accepted it. I don't need to stare reality in the eyes like a man. I'm just not happy about it.

>>26306618
>anonymously

You're a literal cocktease. You can't talk about your normal sized cock that's somehow still ugly enough to be insecure about.

>>26306718
im not insecure about the looks im insecure about the size

i cant even take showers

>>26303828
You just described me senpai. I don't think a 6 inch dick is something to be ashamed about, definitely not proud, but it's still over average

>>26303828
1 inch taller than avg. Dick is bigger than mine by a bit, and 15 girls all liked mine. Jawline is nbd. Big nose is a fetish for plenty of girls. Eat more food and maybe lift? Just gotta put some effort into yourself mang

>>26303705
Shave your head

>>26306483
yeah atleast you arent meme height tier (aka 5' 7)
fucking lanklets I swear

>>26306759
You just said it isn't small. Now you said you're not insecure about your looks.

Only option left is that your cock is gigantic or what?

>>26306830
no? im insecure that my penis isnt big.

>genetic puffy nips/very slight gyno
>Jaw leans more to one side; barely noticeable though/asymmetric full lips
>permanently yellowish teeth/blunted from chronic tonsillitis, vomiting and bad eating habits as a kid
>wide hips
The last one has to be my most obsessed. Last time I measured I had 36 inch hips, 33 inch waist. 47-48" shoulders help but 43 inch chest does not. Doesn't help I pile on fat in the lower stomach/lumbar area due to genetics either.

>>26306856
>my penis isnt even small but i feel absolutely terrible about it

>>26306878
I WANT MY DICK TO BE BIG. ITS AVERAGE.

>>26306541
>How decomposed are we talking? Discoloration and slight bloating? Full on rot and leaking fluids?
Full on rot, leaking fluids, very bloated, completely discolored, face disfigured, filled with maggots, the works.

>Did you ever masturbate using something dead?
Yes. I'm not entirely comfortable giving details on a public imageboard though.
>Ever came up with a plan to fulfill your fetish?
I obsess over it every single day, of course I have.
>And most importantly what I always like to know: Do you have any insight into how your fetish formed? Traumatic experience? Scene in a movie that stuck with you during your sexual development? No idea?
It was probably consistent exposure to death from going to a lot of funerals over the course of my entire childhood. Very abusive childhood, influenced by my father to romanticize death, influenced by my mother to shun my emotions and do away with any normal attractions I could have had. I was always scolded very firmly for showing emotion or affection towards other things or kids, and I almost felt like I was left with no other choice but to attach myself to the deceased. People were so affectionate towards them, openly displayed their love for them, it seemed like the right thing to do.

sorry for taking so long to reply, my captcha is all fucked up

>>26306562
wet

>>26306900
faggoticus maximus

>>26306909
So what exactly is your fantasy then? Having a zombie fuck you in the puss?

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I was born with really thin eyebrows. That combined with my limited ability to grow facial hair makes things look weird.

>>26303657
I'm ugly.

More specifically:
>hooked, crooked nose
>receding hairline/male pattern baldness(Norwood 3, only 21 years old)
>weak jaw
>weak chin
>crossbite
>ears stick out a bit too much

Despite this, I've had attractive, above average females show interest in me, but I'm too self-conscious to act normal or carry a conversation with them. Those girls just go fuck Chad, since they have options and see me as weird/insecure. I'm able to talk to below-average girls or landwhales who are in my league without sperging out, however, but the dilemma is that I'm disgusted by them.

I'm still a kissless virgin and time is running out.

>>26306929
Killing an unwilling victim and waiting several days to several weeks for their body to decompose, then fucking it until it's nothing but a pile of liquefied muscle and bone.

I know this sounds like the edgiest fucking thing ever but I'm being completely honest here.

>>26306909
>People were so affectionate towards them, openly displayed their love for them, it seemed like the right thing to do.
That's a plausible theory. Do you remember when you first noticed being attracted to dead people?

>Yes. I'm not entirely comfortable giving details on a public imageboard though.
Step by step then. Animal or human?


I love fetishes.

>>26306791
That's not the point. I'm planning on shaving my head when it gets bad enough.

The point is that I want hair. I don't want to be the bald 23 year old. I'm not particularly good looking but thats the final nail in the coffin. Not having hair is like losing a form of expression, in the least faggy way I can say that.

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This is me. Fuck all of you

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Back-acne. Its gotten to the point whete is has spread to my shoulders and I cant even wear a t-shirt with out it being seen. If I dont fucking fix it soon, it will be anoyher summer with a sweatshirt on 24/7

>>26306976
How does a woman fuck a corpse? rigor mortis would have passed by the time they're rotten and disgusting.

>>26306998
you are in dire need of /fit/

this is not the prime human specimen

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>>26306998
No it isn't you fuck. That image has been circling the web for years.

>>26306924
im sorry my insecurities bother you

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Fucking up whatever I do.

This is preventing me from doing anything I enjoy, or think I'll enjoy.

>Want to cook some good food and not settle for shit parents spew out
>Will not do it because of fear of fucking up and wasting all that time and effort

>Really want to get into animation and drawing
>Can not and will not do in fear of fucking up

>Wanted to get into other stuff just to make shit I can be proud of basically (blacksmithing, costume making and pottery)
>Will not do it because of fear of fucking everything up

How do I escape this hell?

>>26303909
I know the feel.

At this point, we're pretty much subhumans.

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>>26303770
Kind of in the same boat as you.

I started with racist jokes that eventually turned into banter.

Dick jokes are always funny too, I think the key is finding the right type of humor. Just don't be that guy making edgy jokes for no reason.

Not related, but I also feel that learning another language helps, so you can say whatever you want without most people being able to understand it.

Oh yeah, and don't talk like you do on 4chan in real life. I've made that mistake a few too many times.

in order
>my big nose
>my dandruff
>my leg-covering birthmark and third testicle I got from my absorbed twin
>my stretch marks

>>26307064
Do you actually fear fucking up?

I personally literally can't get myself to better my life. Like I can't even open coursera or whatever to continue my python course. I just can't.
I do have unfounded, negative expectations for everything I do but I think I might also be actually addicted to the internet. It's pretty fucked.

>>26307043
That doesn't mean it isn't me

>>26307119
then post a timestamped pic

>>26306994
>That's a plausible theory. Do you remember when you first noticed being attracted to dead people?
When my uncle's long-time gf died. She was extremely nice to me and my siblings, and she died young. Still looked very attractive, had an open casket funeral. When we were all going around to pay our respects, I got to spend a decent amount of time with the body (my mother scolded me for spending so long next to her afterwards but she didn't really seem to care), and I really, really liked what I saw. It was comforting and I was completely fascinated with her appearance and demeanor. I had never seen a dead body so close before. It stuck with me and I was almost desperate to get the chance to see another corpse again afterwards. It wasn't a sexual attraction per say, but I was still very, very interested.

>Step by step then. Animal or human?
Human. Animals have never turned me on.

>>26307026
Penis in vagina is not the only way to have sex. I can put any part of a corpse inside of me, or grind up against any part of the body.

>small hands
>big nose
>small wrists
>small feet

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>>26307108
I suspect it may have been an experience I felt often in the past that's caused this.

>Does something I shouldn't have done in the past
>gets shouted at constantly for it

I can remember being somewhere I should not have been in 1st school and when a teacher saw me not only did she yell at me to shit, but she took me to another class room, told the teach to which she yelled at me also and told me to sit in the corner of the room on a desk and write an apology letter.

It's either that experience or something else, like doing what I'm always told by everyone in my life.

I don't know. I just want to have the balls, determination and possibly motivation to do what I want to do with no fear of anything.

>>26307151
Sorry for bombarding you with questions but I'm genuinely curious.

>Still looked very attractive, had an open casket funeral.
I was about to ask where you might think that your fascination with the rot comes from since I already asumed that you must've been exposed to bodies in good condition if any at funerals.
Is it just the mental association of "rot=death"?

Do you think actually going through with your fetish could be disappointing? Like you expected more or the act itself poses difficulties you didn't expect that turn you off?

>Human. Animals have never turned me on.
I'm too lazy to draw this out more. I'd really like to know what you did and we're anonymous here but feel free to tell or not.

>>26307140
Alright, let me just get my phone from the car

My appearance in general. I'm just an ugly person and to top it all off, I have a small dick.

>>26303657
Self-loathing for being such a mentally fucked up failed normie. After being mostly bedridden for a year after a mental breakdown, I've just lost all hope of ever fitting in with normies/society. I've had gfs and all that, went to parties, but a few years back I realized it was all a crock of shit, and most people, especially the "beautiful", popular ones are absolute narcissists.

Being a 25 year old virgin with no friends

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>>26307107
>big nose
Don't know what to say.
>Dandruff
Head and shoulders. For real.
If not try getting more haircuts.
>Leg covering birth mark
It can't be that bad. Just wear pants
>Third testicle
...pics? No but seriously, don't even worry about that.
>Stretch marks
There's stuff to make them fade to the point where you have to be up close to see them.

>>26307330
>Most people are a crock of shit
>People are narcissists
Surprise! Welcome to the real world.

>>26307343
Just call. What's the worst thing to happen? He tells you to fuck off and you're back to having no contact.

>gyno
>overweight
>not pretty
>dick isnt huge
>psoriasis in scalp
>lazy eye

i should put a bullet in my brain

>third testicle

Does it make you cum more than the average man?

>>26307237
>I was about to ask where you might think that your fascination with the rot comes from
Once I hit puberty and got access to the internet, I started looking up pictures and videos of dead bodies as often as I could. My curiosity was insatiable, and as my sexuality developed so it was too. Like with any fetish, the more I got into it, the more severe the fetish got. At first I could get off to mostly fresh corpses but I really was aroused more by the decomposed ones. In time that was all I could get off to, and no matter how many ways I tried going back to just fresh corpses there was nothing I could do. It was a mental and physical association. I have seen corpses in person that were in various states of mutilation or decomposition, and the reality of them has not disappointed me. If anything, it's strengthened my fetish and worsened my obsession. The worst surprise by far has been the lengths taken to protect myself against disease and infection. I have to use so much protection that I can't actually feel the texture of the body or really get any sense of intimacy with them, it's too fucking sterile and the only other option leaves me exposed to incurable disease. It's a major turn-off and in a perfect world it would be a non-issue. I wish there was some other alternative.

>feel free to tell or not.
I'll hold off, but I appreciate your curiosity. It's pretty cathartic to talk about this sort of thing.

>>26307463
the fluid comes from the prostrate

>>26307436
>It can't be that bad. Just wear pants
BUT WHAT IF I GET TO THE POINT WHERE I TAKE MY PANTS OFF????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>26307107
Please show is your third testicle. That is fucking awesome.

>>26307469
That's your only fetish?
Really?
You don't have any other fetishes?
Like at all?
You can't use other fetishes to bring you back to vanilla tier?

>>26307463
It probably does, assuming it functions.

>>26307526
It's not awesome because it's 1/4 the size of my other testicles.

>>26303657
My boring personality.

Is there any way to fix it, anons?

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>>26307498
Wear some of those elongated thermal underwear for guys.
>>26307526
I'm gonna have to second this.

>>26307568
adapt someone elses personality.

>>26307107

You ate your brother? That's savage.

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>>26307532
That's it. The only one. My entire life. No other options. God only knows I've tried as hard as I fucking can to get new fetishes, but nothing has ever worked.

>>26307582
>Wear some of those elongated thermal underwear for guys.
Terrible idea, I'll always be hot.

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>>26307234
Ive got a few minor PTSD moments with this and I suffer the same issue

I get so nervous my hands start fucking shaking when I do ANYTHING new at all, especially in front of other people I know

I fuck up constantly when I feel like Im being scrutinized by someone else, shits fucked

I'm a guy and i chemically straighten my hair. i have to hide it from my roommate and all of my friends which is really difficult. everytime im out in public, i always get paranoid that people know and is snickering behind my back, which is why i wear a hat a majority of the time i leave the house

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>small dick
>no solution

Permanent bags under my eyes that make me look half dead/asleep. And no, it isn't due to lack of sleep. When I hit puberty they showed up and haven't gone away since. Fixable with surgery I suppose, but fuck that.

I forget the proper term for it, but my nipples are huge and poofy. If I were female, I'd just wear a fuckin bra. Other than the poofy nipples, I don't have man tits. When I was younger I thought this was caused by being overweight. I lost 40 pounds and got skinny as fuck all for getting rid of it, but it only made it more pronounced. Again, fixable with surgery but fuck that.

When I began lifting a few years back I noticed some lumps on my legs. They are somewhat deep so you can only feel them, with exception to one that is a few inches away from my balls and extremely noticeable when naked. I found more and more of them over the few months and went a doctor. I was told they weren't cancerous or harmful in any way so surgery would be an extreme solution, and that it is quite common for many people to have them. Only problem is that there is no other fucking solution and it looks like I have a third testicle growing out of my thigh for fucks sake. Even if I weren't a total robot, I'd be scared of sex for this alone.

>>26307469
>I have to use so much protection that I can't actually feel the texture of the body or really get any sense of intimacy

That sucks. Kinda like wearing condoms lol.

>disease and infection
What kind of diseases are we talking about here? Stuff the person might've potentially had while alive or things that arise due to decomposition?

Do you feel the need to put rotten material into your mouth?

>I'll hold off, but I appreciate your curiosity. It's pretty cathartic to talk about this sort of thing.
Alrighty, but I got a related question. Getting entire corpses is probably hard. Can you derive sexual pleasure just from rotting body parts and not the entire person? If yes are there body parts that attract you more than others?


I also just read:
>Killing an unwilling victim
Does that mean you're fine with either male or female? Where does the killing part come into play regarding your fetish. That's something we didn't really touch upon yet. Would you want to be in a specific type of relationship with that person beforehand or would you want to just pick a stranger?

>>26307469
>In a perfect world it would be a non issue

In a perfect world you wouldn't be attracted to fucking corpses

I've always been extremely self conscious about my looks. It doesn't help that I've been rejected so many times by girls. I don't know what it is about me. Am I ugly? Do they think I'm a loser with no life? Is it because my Facebook page is empty? The uncertainty kills me.

>>26307652
How about you just get short hair? Or just fuck it because you're wearing a cap anyways? Retard

I'm an alcoholic. I have a DUI. I'm a virgin. Never had a real girlfriend. Take your pick.

>>26307767
i have an extremely large forehead and an oddly shaped head. plus, i love the feel of having medium-long hair

My intelligence and lack of education. I've become really bitter and resentful over it.

my lips....

im black and have weird niggers lips that when i lick them, the corners creates a reflection of the lift so they look white at the corners but theyre really not. people ALWAYS lick thier lips when they see mine. at first it kind weirded me out but it just hurts...

you know how the best way to read someone is through body language right? well, ive learned that after years of reading others language that when people lick or cover their licks when they see mine, it usually means they have rejected me off as a friend acquaintance, bf, everything. just pure rejection. it hurts a lot, years and years of rejection gets to your nerves.... i am terrified of talking to people and looking at peoples faces now because of it...

>>26307835
You have to admit there's something inherently retarded about being insecure about something you consciously do

>>26307898
reflection of the light*

>>26303657
being dumb.
it is impossible to fix

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>>26307716
>Kinda like wearing condoms lol.
Exactly like wearing condoms

>What kind of diseases are we talking about here? Stuff the person might've potentially had while alive or things that arise due to decomposition?
Stuff that people may have had while alive, like STD's or other disease, and things that arise from decomposition.

>Do you feel the need to put rotten material into your mouth?
Yes but I've managed to restrain myself and never do it, or even kiss a dead body (as badly as I want to).

>Can you derive sexual pleasure just from rotting body parts and not the entire person? If yes are there body parts that attract you more than others?
Just body parts are sufficient, I really prefer the torso but arms and legs will do if need be. I really like hands, and dislike heads to the extent that I prefer them to be severed if at all possible.

>fine with either male or female?
Yes, I'm bisexual.

>Would you want to be in a specific type of relationship with that person beforehand or would you want to just pick a stranger?
Stranger for sure. Someone I have a relationship with would be traced back to me almost instantaneously.

>>26307741
>tfw

>>26303657
I don't understand conversing with people. I don't know how to fix it, I don't think I will.

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>>26303657
>small head and small face
Zika-chan?

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>>26307950
>Someone I have a relationship with would be traced back to me almost instantaneously.
I was talking in the ideal scenario.


>dislike heads to the extent that I prefer them to be severed if at all possible
Does that have to do with any insecurities or fears of being judged? What if you killed a hypothetical boyfriend or whatever?


You also didn't tell me how killing comes into play here. Is it just for getting the corpse or would that increase arousal in itself?


>tfw you realize a murderous female could pull hundreds of willing idiots from this board that no one would miss

Do you have help with sourcing your masturbation material?

>>26308110
>Does that have to do with any insecurities or fears of being judged?
Yes, I'm painfully insecure and one of the biggest draws to necrophilia for me is definitely the idea that I won't be judged.

>What if you killed a hypothetical boyfriend or whatever?
I would never kill a partner unless they cheated on me or turned me over to the police. At that point I would be so angry I would be able to happily mutilate them and severing their head would just come with the territory.

>You also didn't tell me how killing comes into play here. Is it just for getting the corpse or would that increase arousal in itself?
There are far, far easier ways to get corpses. It's to increase my arousal, homicide is part of the fetish for me. Torturing them, then killing them, then watching the body decompose, then making love to the body. It's very involved and messy and unecessarily horrible.

>Do you have help with sourcing your masturbation material?
I'm not sure if I understand what you mean.

>>26303951
Fuckoff veigar

>>26306601
>>26306791
not the same baldfag but I'll probably go bald pretty young given my genes and current hair. I'm afraid I don't have the head or face for shaving, can't grow a beard either. I'll look like a fucking skinhead. Honestly might buy an expensive wig

I have a shit ton of bacnea, ever since my chest hair started growing this year

>>26303657
>manlet
>big head
>big nose
>acne everywhere
I don't even know why I exist, seriously.

>>26308265
Ok, last set of questions. Thanks for indulging me.

Is there anything specific that turns you on about a particular corpse? Let's say I have a thing for redheads and dimples. What would be your equivalent for a corpse? They can't be all equally good can they?

>I'm not sure if I understand what you mean.
Whether you have someone help you get corpses/body parts.

>There are far, far easier ways to get corpses.
Now you have to tell! Fresh graves? Hospitals? THE MAFIA?

Last question: Does it matter what age the person was before they died? I can understand very old people being a turnoff but what about teens or even children?

>>26308400
No problem man. It's been nice for me to be able to talk about it, too.

>Is there anything specific that turns you on about a particular corpse?
Blondes, lots of livor mortis, skin slippage and maggots are my major turn-ons.

>Whether you have someone help you get corpses/body parts
Jesus christ no, that's just asking for trouble.

>Now you have to tell!
No I don't :^)

>Does it matter what age the person was before they died?
Children are my biggest turn-off. They need to at least have hit puberty, preferably look in their 20's or 30's. I've seen a handful of older corpses that were very attractive but I've never wanted a child's. That shit is too sick even for me.

Thanks again for the conversation.

>>26308596
>Blondes, lots of livor mortis, skin slippage and maggots are my major turn-ons.

Exactly what I wanted to know. Skin slippage is awesome in concept. Not like I'm into corpses but I'd like to just pull someone's skin off like from a chicken.

>No I don't :^)
I'd like to prod further and I'd guess you work either in healthcare or in something similar to a morgue but that's where I'll leave it.

>That shit is too sick even for me.
Hah, and a good chuckle for the end.


It was fun talking to you.

>>26303828
>I'm only 5'10 and my dick is only 6 inches
go fuck yourself, none of that is a problem. You're the problem you giant faggot

>>26306138
LITERALLY
I just give up... Would rather squint than look like a fly in public

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My teeth
Barely brush if at all
16
Went to get braces
Could not because ingrown teeth
Went to get them removed
X ray shows that the roots are intertwined with other teeth do they would have to go as well.

Now 19
Still barely brush
Have fillings

>>26306176
Idk senpai... I feel like that's what /soc/ is for. Either way, for better or for worse in stuck with small head. Even if someone did say something nice, my self esteem is like permanently non existent anyway.

>>26310120
Also my lip moleused to be one but I like it now.

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My yellow teeth
How do I make them whiter? I brush twice a day...

>>26303828

>I'm only 5'10 and my dick is only 6 inches

In other words, you have a slightly above average height and a slightly above average penis length, but that's somehow not enough for you?

Small wrists. I have the wrist size of a 10 year old. It's really embarrassing and I wear long sleeve shirts any time the weather will permit it.

>>26310230
Go get some of those whitening strips. They work great.

Dick thats 5.5 inches

Ive always been the smallest in the lockeroom. Every time I've told that to a girl she's had a look of disappointment on her face. No one has ever told me its acceptable except other sad sacks on the internet

>>26307972
Nah my skull isn't fucked up in proportion... No come head or five head or anything... It's just like... Honey I shrunk the kids head

>>26310391
Well 5.5 inches is average.

If a girl is disappointed with your dick don't worry, she has flaws too.

> yellowish teeth from smoking/drinking coffee since young age
> back acne
> very slim

I can fix back acne and being slim, yellow teeth im not sure if there's anything reliable out there for it and im 2 embarrased to go to the dentist to find out.

If I were to fix these problems and dress up nicely, use contacts instead of glasses, I could legit become an 8/10, my genetics are pretty good.

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>>26306998
you look like the grinch 2bh Family

>>26310640
Roastie is what the average vag looks like, doesnt mean its acceptable

>>26303705
For me it's this, my height, my jaw, and my weight. People tell me I'm insecure but I'm honestly not sure how it shows outside of my words.

You guys have no idea what it's like being a bodybuilder at 5'5
Worst feel

>lol look at that overcompensating manlet
>middle school kids are my height

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Puffy nipples and gyno too insignificant to require surgery, but plainly visible.

I hate going out without a jacket or a hoodie for this reason.

Lack of social skills and hope.
Nothing about me is perfect, but all the other flaws really don't matter.

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Sexual performance and being a virgin because of it.

Long story short, I know how to woe girls and have done it before. I have good ideas sexually of what they want and how to do the dew. However, as much as sex is being thrown at me by these women I'm scared that I'll be disappointing them by being too nervous to not get erect, or just prematurely ejaculating.


Granted, I've thought of several scenarios to just compliment how attractive they are if the ladder happens.

>>26312874
Stop masturbating as much as you can, if at all. I know you've heard this advice before, but it's true. It's absolutely true. It will help you.

There is very little, if any hard science behind this, but I'm definitely a believer. I found this article helpful, it's a simple and short read. Hope this helps you.

https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2013/10/harness-sexual-energy-greater-clarity-contentment/

>>26303657
no qt snek

>>26312530
Lift weights man I have gyno too but running everyday with my dog and following scooby's 3 day per week workout routine has made it extremely less noticeable over the past 2 months.

>>26303897
What does that mean ybf senpai? Are you okay?

>>26303970
>>26304049
I don't know, man. I've known quite a few guys who get like, one last growth spurt at the age of 20 or 21 and they randomly become a decent bit taller.

>moobs
>puffy nips
>hairy
>hairy puffy nips
>brown skin
>huge ass from squatting stupid heavy weights- I can't fit into any pair of jeans unless they're at least 5 inches wider than my waist.
>5"

JUST

Everything you can think of. My biggest insecurity is being inferior in general. There is always going to be someone better than me in something I'm doing. I can never be the best. So nothing is worth doing.

My face is pretty variable. At best it looks alright, at worst I look like a partially albino Aboriginal who just woke up from a week-long meth-induced coma. My nose is pretty fat and snubby and my lips are very thick for my complexion. Also my hair is absolutely shit-tier; it has all the texture of dried straw. I can even wet it without it becoming dry as fuck. It's also something between curly and wavy and very hard to do anything with without using product, and using hair product is for normies.

I have spots all over my body. They are fucking hideous; it looks like I have a disease. My neck and chest are covered, along with my groin, and my torso is speckled with about a couple dozen scattered dots. Tinea versicolor; it's curable, but it's been such a bitch that I gave up a while back. Gonna get an OTC anti-fungal which I heard good things about soon.

My jaw is pretty small, especially my chin. My voice is fucking atrocious. I can't speak in a pitch or tone which is comprehensible or smooth. I always sound like a dying orangutan. It only becomes like this in public or with strangers or people with whom I am uncomfortable. While it is like this, I have a lot of difficult speaking with my head turned, for some reason, so this results in many awkward times.

>>26314260
>always sound like
>only becomes like this

Yeah you know what I meant fuck off

>moobs
>acne/acne scars all over ass and back

My face/head is a fucking mess.
I've got a Zlatan nose, my eyes are uneven, no jaw, close to no chin, balding, asymmetric eyelids, no cheekbones, and my ears are uneven.
I'm praying to any and all gods that I can grow a substantial beard and just hide behind that for the rest of my life.
But that still leaves everything that isn't the jawline/chin.
And it's not prominent enough to be a "striking" feature like Kylo Ren or something. It's just fucked up enough to make me straight ugly.

>>26305070
That is a bad fucking shrink. Perhaps try a psychologist that specialises in psychosexual/fetishes rather than a psychiatrist if you wanna talk about it.

>ctrl + f
>eye
>not a single comment about poo poo eyes
Is /r9k/ filled with nothing but pure Aryans?

My ugly rotten teeth. Too ashamed to go to a dentist to fix it.

>>26314943
No one's concerned about that obviously.

>>26315018
Well it's a pretty big feature to a person. It's called the window to a person's soul for a reason, and when your eyes look like an indian street, it's not a good first impression

>>26303759
God, it sucks so fucking much.

I could go anywhere I wanted, provided I have the gas money, if I wasn't so terrified of driving. I feel like it's holding my entire life back.

Maybe I should see like a hypnotist or something.

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>>26307744
>Is it because my Facebook page is empty
Wut

13cm circumcised Penis.

>>26303657
Neoteny trait which literally makes you autochad as long as you are taller than 5'10.
Sad about it.

You dumb fuck

>>26303812
same +worst hair in scool

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My huge hips, tits, and neckbeard.

No, can't fix klinefelter syndrome

6'2 155 lbs with fast metabolism
> large forhead
> awfull teeth
> right side of my body is more overall developed than left side
> social anexity
> lack of motivation
> rare panic attacks
> I have one golf ball sized testicle instead of two
> comingfrom.lower middle class family so I was always ashamed of my material possessions

>>26314792
That's the thing, I've been to a sex therapist and a forensic psychiatrist that specialized in paraphilias, and both of them wound up coming to the same conclusion. My necrophilia is so deeply embedded in my psyche that I would have to completely change my entire personality in order to even start rewriting my sexuality. I've tried so many different therapies and coping strategies, but ultimately none of them changed anything. My current shrink isn't bad, he just recognizes his limitations and is honest with me about them. I would much rather deal with someone like that than like the other two guys who pretended like they could help me for years when they weren't equipped to actually do a goddamn thing about it.

>>26303705

Is there a connection between a receding hairline and eating spicy food? I'm starting to have one and I'm thinking that might be the link

>>26317361
you do realize the human body isnt the same size on either side or body part, and neither are ANYONES testicles, right?

>having to take a shit 3 times every morning

>diaper fetish
no women have this fetish
makes me extremely sexually insecure
don't even want to enter a sexual relationship with someone out of fear of them finding out
the biggest factor for why I'm so quiet and secretive

My height. Obviously nothing I can do about it.

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>>26303657
Im pretty skinny. I workout, been working out for about a year, but im still considered skelly by /fit/. I used to weigh 100 pounds, but after a year of lifting and running I weigh 150 pounds ( and I am 6 foot tall). I think it may be in my mind, everyone tells me how much bigger I am getting, and with clothes on I do look alot bigger. But when I lift, I take my shirt off ( I lift at home) and I feel soo small. Also my skin gets really really red in many situations. If anyone comes up and asks me something, or If I get a little bit embarrased or nervous my skin turns red as fuck. Idk what to do about it, normally my skin is a good golden tone, but for somereason it gets red and hot as fuck in these situations.

>>26303657


Intelligence
I'm a pretty big guy(for you), muscular-wise. I would usually get the "All brawn no brains" impression and the fact that I'm NEET contributes to that statement even more. My grades weren't all that great in high school either. All because of being lazy and information not processing through my head.

I take time to read books + articles, watch documentaries and watch College lectures on Youtube. But at the end of the day, I know it doesn't change much at all.

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>>26318476
All major studies say yes. All Indians are bald, it's a fact.

I'm in my mid 20s and have no degree or professional prospects. And atm I'm a NEET. I lie and say I have a small online business but don't

I'm the laziest motherfucker alive
I feel so spoiled and entitled
yet I can't do anything about it
because you know, I'm lazy

>>26303657
THANK YOU HUNGRY SNEK

>>26303657
thats an asian vine snake right?
those things are so cool

>>26303657
>one fucked teeth
Gonna be fixed this month after having it this way for years.
>being too skinny
Needs quite a lot of effort to fix, but maybe this year will be the year I manage to keep hitting the gym without quitting after 3 months.

I'm quite comfortable with myself, I think if I fix these two things I will be really confident.

>>26319971
Are they, though? Also, I'm not Indian. I just heard that spicy food increases test levels.

>>26320394
Yup, you can get them as pets fairly easily too.

I always feel like my face is crooked. Not sure if it is but nobody tells me or it's actually alright. Also I'm always kinda afraid that I might be mistaken for a spic, even though I have pale skin and pretty standard European features.

>>26303657
Small and thin dick.
I think there is something I can do but I don't know what is safe and what no. I will do anything if there was just positives

>>26306632
>have a molar out
>teeth are near perfect but I need braces to close the gap, they wouldn't give me a fake
>wear braces for 18 months
>don't wear retainer for long after
>gap appears again
Fortunately my wisdom tooth grew in that time so the tooth doesn't have much room to go backwards and make the hole big again