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>be me
>be 18
>be autistic as fuck
>have a chad friend, lets call him 'josh'
>josh uses my house to fuck girls(he has a key), and I 'lend' him some money sometimes becuase I don't want to lose a friend
>josh calls me one night "Hey anon, I am bringing some girls to your house, one is for you......"
>tfw he says he will let me get the hotter one
>tfw she is a 16 year old virgin
>tfw josh says girl wanted to lose her virginity to him but since I was such a good friend he sealed the deal for me
>Keep waiting until they arrive, time is around 11 pm
>First I hear the key entering lock socket, as door opens I start hearing voices of girls chuckling and talking with josh
>Autism: On
>Suddenly I feel an anxiety rush, a cold feeling starting from my stomach, it is rising upwards trying to rot my brain
>Run to my room, shaking, I watch as they enter my small living room from crack of the door, while sweet darkness hide my eyes.
>See a 7,5/10 brunette and 9/10 petite blonde
>Blonde wearing black dominant clothes, just my type
>Feel hotness rising from my chest, battling with anxiety
>Josh says "just a moment girls" and start walking towards my room
>Rush to bed and sit
>Josh enters
>"Anon, come meet our guests"
>"I will, just a minute, josh"
>Josh gives me a funny look knowing what kind of person I am "Okay, we are waiting, be quick."
>Start walking back and forth in the room with anxiety
>Realize my dick looks like a rocket launch site in amazons
>Get undressed, enter bathroom and start shaving my dick.
>Hand is shaking, bleed a couple of times, but doing great
>Hear footsteps from room
>Door suddenly opens
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>It is blondy
>Before she sees me I rush behind shower curtain
>"Hey, are you okay?"
>Damn her parfume smells sweet
>Awkwardly say "Yeah, I will be there."
>"O-kay" thank god she leaves
>Finish my bussiness
>Get dressed
>At the edge of the door leads to living room
>Doki doki

Will continue.
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>>26300870
>Realize my dick looks like a rocket launch site in amazons

I'm weak.
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>>26300870
Bleeding dick and virgin 16 girl... that sounds fine for me
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>>26300925
My sides are fucking inverted from that.
Halp.
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This... is not gonna go well.
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>>26300870
Cont pls i need to stroke mu cock
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>not writing it out beforehand
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>>26301096
this. i've been f5'ing for awhile
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>>26301125
>f5'ing
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>>26300870
>>Hand is shaking, bleed a couple of times, but doing great
I don't think this ends well
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Seriously op? Leaving us mid-story?
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bumping for rest of the story, come the fuck on OP
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>>26301162
yes, f5'ing...

what should i have said you anime fuck
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Shaving your dick?
I've never shaved my pubes(its like a forest down there) and the girls iv'e been with dont seem to mind
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>>26301428
How about not being a stupid newfag fuck and clicking update at the bottom instead newfiggington
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I'm irking for a gherkin.
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>>26300870

> Know girl online who likes video games
> Met on Halo 3 and played multi player often all the way upto Reach
> Get her Skype
> She was really cute and nice
> Her parents had tons of property too
> She hitted on me once and I was too naive to even know
> She moved onto a new guy
> Some Star craft 2 bloke she met on a stream
> He "trains" 12 hours a day
> Lost 30k USD in fan donations because Paypal thought it was drug money
> She fugged him and told me he lasted 4 seconds

Fugg.
She was a QT too. She even introduced me to 4 Chan back in 2008.

Veronika senpai why
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>>26301467
f5ing one button to click= better then a update button on screen
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bump OP has abandoned
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>>26300870

>Enter the living room
>Feel like there is a spotlight on me and thousands of eyes watching me from darkness
>Formal salutations with girls
>I am awkward as fuck
>We start drinking
>When I speak, it is like I am reading a paragraph from encyclopedia
>Keep drinking
>Feel like I am fucking everything up
>I want to get under my blanket and cry
>Keep drinking
>Drunk as fuck, dont care about anything anymore
>Josh starts kissing brunette
>Blonde and I awkwardly watch them
>They get up and move towards my room after a few seconds of kissing
>Josh gives me the look as they get into my room
>We are alone with blonde
>My heart is pounding like crazy
>Man up with bravery and soft headness coming from drunkness
>Get up and sit beside blonde
>Start kissing her
>She doesn't say a word
>Start touching her leg
>She pushes her tongue deeper
>sweetjesus.jpg
>She breaks apart for a second, we are breathing heavly
>She takes her top off
>Sweet puffy tits
>My every cell is yelling me it is finally my time
>"Do you like them anon?"
>"They are perfect"
>I start touching them as we start kissing again
>She starts caressing my dick
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>>26301930

>Sudden realization
>Shit shit shit
>Not erect
>Not getting erect
>"Is everthing alright anon?"
>"I don't know, this doesn't usually happens"
>She gives me a dissapointed look
>Josh gets out of my room
>He is topless
>"Hey blonde, can you check brunette?"
>"O-kay." She says suspiciously
>Josh sits beside me
>"Man, We drunk too much, I can't get it up"
>"Same here, josh.."
>Moanings start to come from my room
>Girls are probably fucking each other
>"Damn man, lets watch some porn and try to wake these thing up before girls finish."
>Connect my laptop to tv and open a video
>"Not this one man, I need some role play porn."
>"Role play porn?"
>"Yeah, other stuff doesn't turn me on."
>He opens some role play porn
>We start wanking our dicks to role play porn
>We keep wanking without talking for 25 minutes
>Nothing happens
>Girls get out of room
>They palyfully look at our dicks
>Messy hair and make up, what they did is clear
>They start walking towards exit door
>"Good luck boys" they laugh
>We keep wanking to role play porn
>"Sorry anon, I should ve known this."
>"It is okay.. This is probably my fate."
>tfw I never had a chance like this ever again
>tfw thoughts of this depress me and keep me from sleeping at least once a week
>tfw everytime I see role play porn
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>>26301930
kek fag
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>>26301952
jesus fucking christ
you could have tried to donkey dick her at least
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>>26301952
>"Not erect"
>"Not getting erect"
>literally mfw
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I feel for you OP
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>Be me
>15
>First of my friends loses his virginity
>He starts getting real alpha. This is also where I start to want a girlfriend real bad
>The girl he lost his virginity to is 7/10 scene girl with neon hair and nice tits
>They break up a short while after
>Fast forward 6 months
>Summer vacation
>Me and friend have been doing nothing but drinking and having fun
>Get pretty drunk with friend
>At this point I've gotten pretty depressed over another lost chance from earlier in the year
>Tells him how much I hate myself
>I've also started looking for girls I could potentially do stuff with
>Tell him how his ex was pretty hot
>"You could totally bang her, anon"
>Sudden confidence
>Next day I add her on facebook
>Texts me instantly
>Talk for the whole day
>She's really sweet and funny
>I'm going all in for this girl
>Start getting my shit together
>Shower and check fashion magazines everyday
>Clean my room. Getting my cumstained bed and shit out of my room
>Starts to look like some hormone filled, virgin teenager doesn't live there.
>Meanwhile I've been texting this girl a fuck ton
>My alpha friend helps me a ton but I also manage to have good conversations
>Going away for summervacation so I couldn't meet her until after 3 weeks
>Texting her by myself
>Decides to go full alpha
>"When I get back we're gonna cuddle"
>"Yeah totally lol"
>I felt like god
>3 weeks pass and I finally come home

Cont?
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>>26303522
>>26303522
Ban this underage please, i can smell it
>>>>26303522
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>>26303522
dubs says cont
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>Arrive at home saturday night
>We already planned that we should meet at sunday
>She had plans for the day but was available later that night
>She lived a 2 towns over
>I was going to visit her a 10 in the evening and stay for the night
>Never met this girl
>Never heard her voice
>Starts getting nervous if I'm gonna get gangraped by some large niggers
>We agree to meet at the nearby trainstation
>My dad drops me off and speeds off
>My phone fucking died because I forgot to charge it
>Shit my pants
>Waiting for what seemed like 30 minutes
>Summer is still fucking cold in denmark
>Suddenly I see her down the street
>Dark as shit
>It's really her
>"Hi anon!"
>She sounds so cute
>"Hi, Tracey"
>Hugs her
>She hugs be back
>Huge success
>We walk back to her house
>Nice big house
>All alone, her parents are away in spain
>Didn't get the hint
>We talk in her room
>We watch some televison
>Suddenly she says she has a panda kigurumi
>Asks me if I wanted to see her wear it
>Fuck yeah
>She starts undressing into her panties and bra
>Thinking that's odd
>Never been with a woman so I guess it's just how they roll
>Didn't get this fucking hint
>She looks adorable
>She asks if I want to watch some movies
>She lays out some matresses she found
>Says it's the "Fuck matresses" because her brother apparently was an alpha that had lots of sex
>Didn't get the hint
>We lay down and watch some stupid movie
>She shimmies closer
>Suddenly we're spooning
>Raging boner
>She knows
>Grabs my hand and we start merging fingers
I am cringing so hard guys, fuck my life.
>I didn't get the fucking hint
>She starts licking my face
>Didn't get the hint
>She teases me by pinching me
>Didn't get the hint
>Lay like this and watch movies until three o'clock in the morning
>We wake up
>More movies
>Say's she'll call in sick for work because I'm here
>Cool
>Full autism mode
>After she has called sick I suddenly would rather not be there
>Didn't get this fucking hint either
cont
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>>26304008
>Don't say that I don't want to be there, just say that I have to go soon
>She gets visibly upset but seems understanding
>We go down in her living room to watch television and just talk
>Go home
>Couple of days later I visit her from 1 to 8 in the evening
>She cooks but not much happens
>We text a lot
>She gets into a relationshit suddenly
>I cry
>Don't speak with her for a couple of months
>Now 16
>September
>Arrange to meet with her
>We come home to me and start watching movies, as original as I am
>Spoon, cuddle, mergefingers
>Suddenly she licks me on my face again
>I turn to her and ask my she did that
>I try to lick her face
>She sticks her tongue out
>I lick her tongue by mistake
>"Is this weird?"
>"No"
>We kiss
>We make out for 2 hours
>Miss the entire plot of mazerunner
>She starts griding on my leg
>Parents are home
>She doesn't want to fuck
>We do other stuff bust mostly she just grinds on me for the whole nigh
>Still didn't get the hint
>She goes home
>Life goes on
>Suddenly i come home a december night
>Piss drunk
>"Back in semptember, what was your intentions"
>"I wanted to get with you but it felt like you only wanted me as a friend"
>"I've also started seeing chad"
>My life returned to what it was back in the summer before her
>The only girl I've ever had a chance with is gone because of the stupid 16 year old me
Do I win R9K?
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>>26304022
Puberty hits hard huh
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>>26304022
Her behavior shows you might have same chance with other girls anon. Try harder next time.
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>>26304371
Nah, she was a slut and I was lucky I found someone easy.
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>>26303522
>>26304008
>>26304022
Congratulations
This is the most cringeworth shit i've read here today.
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