>"You know I really like being around you Anon. I mean you're so invested in life, it's like you can't help but allow everything to effect you in some way. You seemed so cold and sort of detached before, but I realize now that you just act that way so people won't think you're a wimp. I know this'll sound weird but I have this really strong urge to look after you or something. Or maybe not look after, but...Well I can't explain it. But I know that if you really like me as much a you say you do then I can only hope we can keep spending time together like this."
>"Do you mind if I say that I love you Anon?"
>"Hey instead of going for a meal later, do you maybe want to come back to my place and I can cook us something? I should have all the ingredients already to make something. I hope that's not too forward or anything, I just really like talking to you like this when it's just the two of us."
>"I had a real fun time today. And thanks for walking me to my door, I appreciate it. Huh? Oh god, that's my sister coming to the door. She must have seen us coming through the gate. Where are you going? Oh. Well. I mean I'd like her to meet you if you don't mind. I promise she'll like you. Considering how much I've talked to her about you she keeps saying she can't wait until I introduce you! Hey do you mind if we kiss real quickly before she comes out? Sorry I've been wanting to all day and if I don't say something I'm going to explode"
you think this is fucking funny?
i had a dream i had a gf last night, there should really be a name for that
The only ingredients you need are steak, extra large eggs, and cottage cheese.
Make me a 16oz sirloin, medium rare. Cook it one second too long and I'll best the fuck out of you. Make an omelette out of 6 extra large eggs, mix half a cup cottage cheese in there while you're making it.
''So what do you do for fun..? Oh, you sit behind your computer all day? that's..nice I suppose. Uhh, sorry, I gotta go.''