Do you guys ever think the fact that people manage to have sex is incredibly surreal? Like, two different people managed to get together and do sexy stuff with one-another, where meanwhile I freak out over having to even be near anyone. Sex seems like this impossible fantasy that could never happen, yet there're people out there who've actually had sex, and consensual sex, too....
I mean, most guys don't like pussy, you know. Most guys don't just up and masturbate to a close-up of pussy. Most guys probably don't inhale and get a boner over pussy either, so probably not....
I think the reason I like it is because I can relate to the pleasure of having one. Same thing with buttholes. Plus, both are a thousand times more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas.
Even if this is b8, I also have the same attitude towards sex. I literally cannot imagine myself having sex with someone else. It doesnt matter if i'm watching porn but it still feels like it's just a dream.
>Even if this is b8
Why would this be bait? Are you trolling? What possible conceivable end would someone seek with a thread like this besides a sincere one? "Oh I was just joking, I have sex all the time, lol"?
Absolutly. Sex and relationships are a foreign concept to me alltogether. I skip sex scenes in movies. I would even say that sex scenes and such trigger me.
It's like watching a documentation about quantum physics except that I undertand quantum physics to at least some degree.
>sex is no big deal to normals, it comes instinctual to them like eating or breathing
>meanwhile its such an alien concept to me I can't even imagine it happening
It bums me out sometimes to know I'm missing out on a solid 40% of the mammalian experience
I think it's this exact attitude that keeps me from being able to form a relationship with a member of the opposite sex and lose my virginity
I can imagine how it would happen perfectly, I have lots of time alone and a very vivid imagination, but I just could never see myself finding someone who would be willing to
On top of this I've been force fed this romanticised view of love and sex by my single mum and all the media I was around as a child
So for years I assumed sex only even happened between people who were in a committed relationship
Casual sex is such an alien concept to me, the idea that people could meet, and be willing to do something I'll likely never experience and then never speak again, all in one day is really fucking hard to get my head around
>Do you guys ever think the fact that people manage to have sex is incredibly surreal?
Two people want something because the urge is biologically programmed into them.
They arrange private time (takes as much as a text with "hey, do you want to this breakfast bar on sunday") and then the guy just has to make some advances, step by step (put arm around her shoulder, look in the eye, grab back of her head and kiss,...). Next thing you know you're meeting not in a cafe or bad but bed, and you do the same thing, except you pull down your pants at one point and go for it.
I mean that's why I do.
"I haven't watched this movie XXX in a long time, want to come over and watch it together?"
The only obstacles is finding a girl who wants to fuck you and to not be afraid to push to sex throughout the interactions.
Since my late 20s I've had a lot of trouble thinking of sexhavers as people. Everything about it is just so unpleasant. Nasty ugly bodies mashing their nasty ugly parts together with a bunch of fucking nasty gross fluids all over them. It's grotesque. I can't think that anyone but a braindead nonperson or crazy savage would want to have anything to do with it.
Well when you break it down systemically like that it seems even more unrealistic for me since I could never manage to do any of that. I guess normies just function.... period, where I cannot
>How big is your dong?
Average, just a bit over 6 inches, maybe 6.5 on a really good day
>Did you cum prematurely your first time
My first time I actually lasted about an hour. Probably because of death grip. A vagina is tight but no where near as tight as death grip.
>did your stamina change in later instances you had sex?
Actually decreased as my dick got used to sex as opposed to masturbation. I have a pretty high sex drive so I can finish inside of a girl and just keep on pumping. Once I've blown my load I can go for hours.
there is no fucking "used to be a robot"
If you are a normie, you were a normie from the start, probably just a late bloomer
I mean, not all celibates are people and not all sexhavers are nonpeople. But having sex is a big red flag. Like joining the military or being religious. Very few actual people exist in those circles.
No, I mean, in the most literal manner possible, humanity is defined by its procreating. The notion of being a "person" is founded on human emotion, and human emotion driving one to fuck and breed exemplifies what it means to be human the most, since it is losint oneself to the very emotion that brought them, a human into this world, and exists to bring other humans into this world.
Not trying to question your distinctions, or anything; just saying, it's fundamentally ironic to quantify being a "person" as being contrary to the human who conforms to their human purpose for existence
I got sick of staying home and being a kissless virgin. I decided to do my best to better myself. It was hard, there were lots of setbacks. I started by getting into shape and forcing myself into situations that make me uncomfortable. I guess I'm lucky because I make friends pretty easily and I can naturally have a conversation with just about anyone (my parents are pretty charismatic so I guess genetics). I have social anxiety but no one would notice. I just put myself in as many situations to meet new people as possible, eventually I met a girl through friends and it just naturally happened. Before losing virginity though I went on a lot of first dates, I would often be so nervous I'd throw up before the date, but I knew if I wanted to lose my virginity and better myself I had to do it. Basically, you just have to be willing to push yourself outside of your comfort zone and not let setbacks get you down. I'm now around triple figures with girls.
Yes, if I didn't make a concious effort to change I would be a kissless virgin with no life experience.
Remember when you were autistic shy faggot, but then you manned up once, started a conversation, and made an acquaintance, and making acquaintances was much easier ever since? I imagine the same goes with sex, only normies push themselves a bit further and do the same shit with girls, who in turn reward them with pussy or whatever
>Remember when you were autistic shy faggot, but then you manned up once, started a conversation, and made an acquaintance, and making acquaintances was much easier ever since?
>really like her, having a blast hanging out together
>she dumps me after a couple weeks because I was no where near ready for sex
>the most I did was kiss her on the cheek and even that felt like I was forcing it and wasn't ready
are slow relationships not a thing anymore? I thought we were happy together for the short time we were together and always laughing/having fun. I'm not going to bother if the people of today are just interested in physical pleasures.
The other side of that equation is
Ew, pee and dick cheese. And it's all hairy and swollen.
Like OP said, if you look at it objectively everything about it is surreal. We only think otherwise because we're used to it or because our judgement is clouded by hormones.
Come on, dude, you can't be that fucked up. I'm full on retarded when it comes to social interaction and even I still managed to maintain minimal contact with my peers in school/uni
>Yes, if I didn't make a concious effort to change I would be a kissless virgin with no life experience.
Why is it a bad thing?
The attitude required to make such a change is only found in normies
>he had people in school who talked with him
Its not a bad thing, but I personally was unhappy with that. If you are happy as you are, then by all means keep doing what you do that makes you happy.
That attitude to change is inside of all of us. Stop making excuses for why you can't improve yourself.
Not him but maybe you're just one of many who can only fap to solo softcore. Your aversion to hardcore is a little extreme, though, especially since your aversion to it ties in with your philosophy as it does....
If you are content with yourself then continue as you are, however if you want to make a change just know that you always can anon.
All that matters in life is being happy, it doesn't matter what gets us there.
It very well might be a hormonal deficiency. Testosterone is linked to sexual drive. It's a truism, but horny people will do damn near anything required to get off.
It might also be that your programming cues off some fetish that has nothing to do with snatch. If that's the case, focus on the fetish object and don't look at what your dick is doing. Shower afterwards, use dish soap on your tackle. It'll either get easier or you'll never do it again.
Yeah? Welcome to the club. There're lots of things I want to do or see cause I find it hot that I can't morally justify doing or allowing it to be done in reality, so it remains the stuff of dreams. This is in itself normal, but unfortunately being averse enough to sex itself to not want to willingly breed goes against generations of breeding to finally conceive you, so you are very abnormal in that regard.
>normies have so much sex that they literally can't remember all their previous partners's names
Let that sink in for a moment
It depends on your partner. Doggy for example can kinda smell, it doesn't smell like shit but there is an ass funk. Depending on the odor it is either a turn on or a turn off. Missionary and stuff don't really smell, only smell is a combination of your partners perfume and sweat.
If you kiss a girl who gave you a bj sometimes you can kinda taste your own cock or smell your cock on her breath lol.
I'd seek out proper medical help rather than self medicating. What have you got to lose? When you start living as a 'normie' girls just kinda naturally happen brother. If you can get to 'normie' stage (which I sincerely don't doubt you can achieve), you'll have no issue with girls
Grammar for me is mostly logic-based since I never really formally learned it.... I wanted to express how quickly the words are spoken, as if they're one, if you understand...
Sex (first one i mean) is unpleasent, awkward and probably both you and your partner will fuck something up, in the end probably not even cumming.
Also, if you're not either horny as fuck or you dont actually fucking love the person you're having sex with, you're gonna have a bad time.
Love actually matters guys and gals
Not him, but I love cowgirl. My nigga.
I've seen people complain about having a girl sit on them cowgirl and grind her clit against them since it doesn't stimulate the guy and it's selfish on the girl's part, but that would be hella dope imo since when a girl bottoms-out in cowgirl it's like a softcore porn vid, which is so hot..
Nice memes, but girls are incapable of love. My first time I didn't cum but she did and we stopped after she started hurting. Sex is actually pretty exhausting. I started running for that reason. I had quads and glutes of steel but they were made for squatting. After running they could pound in doggy for days. Don't forget cardio. You don't even need much, just run 5km twice a week.
Literally fucking everything pertaining to the body if it's
furry-related. Like, the image I was thinking of when I made that post was this: https://e621.net/post/show/681185/anus-big_butt-blush-breasts-butt-death_by_snu_snu-
And, yeah. Besides bondage, drinking cement/ glue, hooks in nostrils to pull them up to make one look like a pic etc., I fap to everything. Since browsing /r9k/ though I've mostly just been hovering about 2D pedo stuff ane vanilla, though, as opposed to mostly hyper
drinking cement sounds really hot but i dont think ive ever seen it. I do like the pig look but i prefer amputated puppy girls desu, like pic. i get off to pretty much everything too, i always love how upset people get over this sort of thing. makes me feel like such a freak sometimes
lel /r9k/ is normie as fuck when it comes to sex and fetishes. people here get so uppity over degenerates and roasties
You are a freak, but at least we're freaks together, lel.
I actually don't fetishize amputees that much. Love torture, and actually the closest to a drinking cement fetish I have is being drowned by lava or being digested since that's alright by me, but I never really think of the consequences of such stuff. It's just, the slut dies, painfully, and I get off, and that's that.
But the drinking cement thing was actually from a fanfic I read. I once found and posted it for someone in an /r/ thread soI I'm sure I can find it again, but it was a story of how a girl was
a total sub and wrote her life away to a male, a dom. He tortured her for months, amputated her, gave her drugs and modified her body, then sealed her into a box wherein she was kept alive for a random amount of time before all her orifices were filled with cement.
Typing this is hella slow on mobile, so I'm moving to desktop and will try to find the fic for you.
there's always more freaks to hang out with. i've been trying real hard to convince a girl i know to bleed a pig with me and murder small animals for the sake of it so we could feel evil. her girlfriends a normie though so its not working out.
torture is really nice, and i dont think id have a drinking cement fetish but it sounds hot. the idea of digesting somebody is also just amazing. i think the consequences can be hot too, just the sheer terror some people might show to you or the media frenzy over such horrid acts.
you should check out the movie american mary if you like some of that stuff, its not really about sluts dying since the main character is a girl but its got really good torture and creep stuff in it. turned me on hard and its a good flick in general. i appreciate the effort anon
Ay, thanks for the recommendation senpai. I really don't get exposed to much when it comes to extreme fetishes cause really the extent of my involvement with porn is searching popular tags on e6 and gelbooru to see if anything new's posted. But, I found the story by googling "reverse prayer bald cement box"- terms that were in the story:
actually, 4chan is eating the link for some reason, so i can't post it. :(
Good luck getting your gf to do sickfuck things with you m8. But, how do you feel about
scat... and stuff?
im not the biggest fan of scat but it can be okay. i like the human toilet aspect, but i could never just get off to a bunch of shit like some people i know can. my gf already does sickfuck stuff with me, this is somebody else's gf. i have managed to get mine to go from slightly fetishy to full on 24/7 chastity public beatings diaper wearing slut though. reading the story now onii-senpai.
hurting people. in any form. beating them with my hands, a crop, floggers, paddles, knives. im trying to learn to use a whip now, the variety you can get from some things is just wonderful. the way you can hit them just right to leave a welt, or a bruise, or just a stinging red mark, or even a bleeding gash. managing the levels of pain so they never can get used to it and just cry and beg. i cant get off without hurting somebody anymore pretty much, even if i just have to choke them a little in bed.
>Even if the girl accepts an initial date still have to go through more steps before you are even alone
>Even when you somehow get her alone still more steps to pass
>Anything can go wrong she can still reject you at any point
>Just risking rejection countless times for 10 to 15 minutes of sex.
Not worth the potential humiliation. Prostitutes can be butt naked on your cock in one phone call.
I'm more of a hyper fetishist, so really the only torture weapons I imagine are blunt weapons, needles, and knives. Knives and needles are my favorite. I don't even do anything creative with the knives except stick them into flesh and through joints and bone, and en masse. Poles and swords and shit work too; just anything you can shove through someone brutally is awesome.
With needles though I tend to fantasize about playing with someone eye with them. It's pretty fucked, and I know eyes are delicate, so sometimes if I'm lazy I just imagine it's a goo girl with chocolate eyes, and her eye behaves just as a cappuccino and I use the needle to mindlessly screw it up that way, but that is WAYYYY too fucking casual for me most of the time.
Eyes are awesome. Eyes are extremely underrated, imo. I'm not even into crying very much, but I love watching an eye shed a tear, and generally just how it behaves, on its own, and even when being tortured and thoroughly screwed up. Mangling a body with a sledgehammer and beating it in is fun, though. But with vore, while I'm into digestion, I'm mostly just into watching someone get torn up bite by bite by like, a bear, you know. I'm more into the natural and feral stuff.
I have a question explain the process of meeting someone and getting them to have sex with you?
How is it done? How can the process be completed while minimising the risk of rejection at any point to a single digit percentage?
i get that. and i totally agree with the eyes part. i love it when somebody has nice bright eyes, then does them up with mascera and eyeliner and they pop so wonderfully. my gf was abused when she was younger and gets absolutely terrified of being hurt and doing wrong, so if she ever messes up and i start punishing her she looks at me with those bright watery eyes and its just so amazing. ive always figured the eyes would be the place i would start if i could torture somebody, just fucking up one for the quickness of it and then poking and prodding and making the one last so they could see their vision getting more and more fucked before it was gone.
varies by situation. the risk of rejection is always there, you cant get rid of it. meeting is easy, you can go to a bar or club or whatever at night and theres tons of single girls. just look for one alone more often than not. if youre in a really seedy bar or a club then theyre probably more desperate. the absolute lowest ive ever gone was just a straight "nice shoes want to fuck?" which did work. usually thats what girls in a shit bar/club are looking for, a quick confident good lay. a decent bar will be more likely to have girls looking for a relationship of some sort.
This bothers me more than the fact that I'm not considered as a potential partner by the women in my life. I mean sure, I'm not getting any now for a variety of reasons, but in addition to that my attitude about sex is more in line with that of someone who identifies as asexual.