Do you guys ever think the fact that people manage to have sex

I wonder if I like dick so much because I've never smelled a vagina.

>>26294714

But you have smelled fish, haven't you??

>>26294714

I mean, most guys don't like pussy, you know. Most guys don't just up and masturbate to a close-up of pussy. Most guys probably don't inhale and get a boner over pussy either, so probably not....

>>26294714
I think the reason I like it is because I can relate to the pleasure of having one. Same thing with buttholes. Plus, both are a thousand times more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas.

>>26294747
well im glad i have two buttholes

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>>26294672
Even if this is b8, I also have the same attitude towards sex. I literally cannot imagine myself having sex with someone else. It doesnt matter if i'm watching porn but it still feels like it's just a dream.

>>26294785
>Even if this is b8

Why would this be bait? Are you trolling? What possible conceivable end would someone seek with a thread like this besides a sincere one? "Oh I was just joking, I have sex all the time, lol"?

Absolutly. Sex and relationships are a foreign concept to me alltogether. I skip sex scenes in movies. I would even say that sex scenes and such trigger me.
It's like watching a documentation about quantum physics except that I undertand quantum physics to at least some degree.

>sex is no big deal to normals, it comes instinctual to them like eating or breathing
>meanwhile its such an alien concept to me I can't even imagine it happening

It bums me out sometimes to know I'm missing out on a solid 40% of the mammalian experience

I had this feel, until I had sex. My main regret was giving it so much importance. It's a great thing to do though.

>>26294672
I think it's this exact attitude that keeps me from being able to form a relationship with a member of the opposite sex and lose my virginity
I can imagine how it would happen perfectly, I have lots of time alone and a very vivid imagination, but I just could never see myself finding someone who would be willing to
On top of this I've been force fed this romanticised view of love and sex by my single mum and all the media I was around as a child
So for years I assumed sex only even happened between people who were in a committed relationship
Casual sex is such an alien concept to me, the idea that people could meet, and be willing to do something I'll likely never experience and then never speak again, all in one day is really fucking hard to get my head around

>>26294922

At what age did u first have sex senpai?

>>26294672
Who's here /accepted never getting laid/ ?

Normiefag here (used to be robot, thought same way until I lost virginity), have had a lot of sex with many different partners. ama

>>26294672
I used to think this. So I never tried.

Then I started trying and it happened so I decided I must have been wrong all that time.

>>26294961

Have you ever had sex with a male?
Do you want to have sex with a male?

>>26294953

You know it senpai

>>26294979
No to both questions

>>26295002

How big is your dong? Did you cum prematurely your first time, and did your stamina change in later instances you had sex?

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>Do you guys ever think the fact that people manage to have sex is incredibly surreal?
Not really.
Two people want something because the urge is biologically programmed into them.
They arrange private time (takes as much as a text with "hey, do you want to this breakfast bar on sunday") and then the guy just has to make some advances, step by step (put arm around her shoulder, look in the eye, grab back of her head and kiss,...). Next thing you know you're meeting not in a cafe or bad but bed, and you do the same thing, except you pull down your pants at one point and go for it.
I mean that's why I do.
"I haven't watched this movie XXX in a long time, want to come over and watch it together?"
"Okay."

The only obstacles is finding a girl who wants to fuck you and to not be afraid to push to sex throughout the interactions.

Since my late 20s I've had a lot of trouble thinking of sexhavers as people. Everything about it is just so unpleasant. Nasty ugly bodies mashing their nasty ugly parts together with a bunch of fucking nasty gross fluids all over them. It's grotesque. I can't think that anyone but a braindead nonperson or crazy savage would want to have anything to do with it.

>>26295061

Well when you break it down systemically like that it seems even more unrealistic for me since I could never manage to do any of that. I guess normies just function.... period, where I cannot

>>26294672
The possibility of having love and intimacy is getting more and more alien with time
I feel dehumanized

>>26295029
>How big is your dong?
Average, just a bit over 6 inches, maybe 6.5 on a really good day

>Did you cum prematurely your first time
My first time I actually lasted about an hour. Probably because of death grip. A vagina is tight but no where near as tight as death grip.

>did your stamina change in later instances you had sex?
Actually decreased as my dick got used to sex as opposed to masturbation. I have a pretty high sex drive so I can finish inside of a girl and just keep on pumping. Once I've blown my load I can go for hours.

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>>26295064
bazinga
blox

>>26295064

You realize this is fundamentally ironic though, right, cause sexhavers exemplify being human?

>>26294961
How did you go from robot to normie?

Step by step, explain how you go from meeting a person to sex.

>>26295064
How you can put penis in disgusting vagina full of bacteria and fluids? This triggers me.

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>>26295149
>>26294961
there is no fucking "used to be a robot"
If you are a normie, you were a normie from the start, probably just a late bloomer

>>26295119
I mean, not all celibates are people and not all sexhavers are nonpeople. But having sex is a big red flag. Like joining the military or being religious. Very few actual people exist in those circles.

>>26295213

No, I mean, in the most literal manner possible, humanity is defined by its procreating. The notion of being a "person" is founded on human emotion, and human emotion driving one to fuck and breed exemplifies what it means to be human the most, since it is losint oneself to the very emotion that brought them, a human into this world, and exists to bring other humans into this world.

Not trying to question your distinctions, or anything; just saying, it's fundamentally ironic to quantify being a "person" as being contrary to the human who conforms to their human purpose for existence

>>26295149
I got sick of staying home and being a kissless virgin. I decided to do my best to better myself. It was hard, there were lots of setbacks. I started by getting into shape and forcing myself into situations that make me uncomfortable. I guess I'm lucky because I make friends pretty easily and I can naturally have a conversation with just about anyone (my parents are pretty charismatic so I guess genetics). I have social anxiety but no one would notice. I just put myself in as many situations to meet new people as possible, eventually I met a girl through friends and it just naturally happened. Before losing virginity though I went on a lot of first dates, I would often be so nervous I'd throw up before the date, but I knew if I wanted to lose my virginity and better myself I had to do it. Basically, you just have to be willing to push yourself outside of your comfort zone and not let setbacks get you down. I'm now around triple figures with girls.

>>26295179
Yes, if I didn't make a concious effort to change I would be a kissless virgin with no life experience.

Remember when you were autistic shy faggot, but then you manned up once, started a conversation, and made an acquaintance, and making acquaintances was much easier ever since? I imagine the same goes with sex, only normies push themselves a bit further and do the same shit with girls, who in turn reward them with pussy or whatever

>>26295306
>Remember when you were autistic shy faggot, but then you manned up once, started a conversation, and made an acquaintance, and making acquaintances was much easier ever since?

lolno

>first gf
>really like her, having a blast hanging out together
>she dumps me after a couple weeks because I was no where near ready for sex
>the most I did was kiss her on the cheek and even that felt like I was forcing it and wasn't ready

are slow relationships not a thing anymore? I thought we were happy together for the short time we were together and always laughing/having fun. I'm not going to bother if the people of today are just interested in physical pleasures.

>>26295334
Not with this Tinder culture. If you dont have sex in first (max second date), you're considered either ugly or virgin.

>>26295160
The other side of that equation is
Ew, pee and dick cheese. And it's all hairy and swollen.
Like OP said, if you look at it objectively everything about it is surreal. We only think otherwise because we're used to it or because our judgement is clouded by hormones.

>>26295332
Come on, dude, you can't be that fucked up. I'm full on retarded when it comes to social interaction and even I still managed to maintain minimal contact with my peers in school/uni

>>26295355
>Like OP said, if you look at it objectively everything about it is surreal.

O-only from my perspective, senpai, desu

>>26295268
>Yes, if I didn't make a concious effort to change I would be a kissless virgin with no life experience.
Why is it a bad thing?
The attitude required to make such a change is only found in normies

>>26295369
>he didn't scorn his 'peers' for being worthless normalfags

>>26295369

I never had a turnaround in my approach, or anything, but I can see the motions necessary to get sex. It's just beyond me, really. It's fine. Born to be a virgin, I guess

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>>26295369
>he had people in school who talked with him

>>26295334

>No slow relationships

Every person is different. If she broke up with you over something like that then she is a whore.

>>26295388
Its not a bad thing, but I personally was unhappy with that. If you are happy as you are, then by all means keep doing what you do that makes you happy.

That attitude to change is inside of all of us. Stop making excuses for why you can't improve yourself.

>>26295395
>>26295416
b-but at least I was constantly made fun of by young aspiring stacys for being ugly and into vidya. Thats good enough, r-right? I get to keep my robot card?

>>26295435
I can't improve myself because I'm lazy
It's called being a robot normiefag

>>26295445

Together alone

>>26295450
Are you happy being a robot?

>>26295468
Neutral ground

>>26295355
So what makes me think like that? Lack of hormones? I have healthy levels of it but sex still looks too nasty and smelly for me.

>>26295179
This
These guys think spending 6 months as a NEET made them a robot. They always seem to have had friends and shit too.

>>26295509

Not him but maybe you're just one of many who can only fap to solo softcore. Your aversion to hardcore is a little extreme, though, especially since your aversion to it ties in with your philosophy as it does....

>>26295500
If you are content with yourself then continue as you are, however if you want to make a change just know that you always can anon.

All that matters in life is being happy, it doesn't matter what gets us there.

>>26295540
That's the thing - i only watch some hardcore stuff but in reality sex is disgusting thing to do. I literally cannot imagine myself having sex with other real person.

>>26295585
Not that simple
I have ADHD, AVPD (inb4 meme illnesses) and Tourette

>>26295509
It very well might be a hormonal deficiency. Testosterone is linked to sexual drive. It's a truism, but horny people will do damn near anything required to get off.

It might also be that your programming cues off some fetish that has nothing to do with snatch. If that's the case, focus on the fetish object and don't look at what your dick is doing. Shower afterwards, use dish soap on your tackle. It'll either get easier or you'll never do it again.

>>26295602
Nice meme ilnesses buddy, what's next for you a gluten allergy? Fuck outta here

>>26295306
>Remember when you were autistic shy faggot, but then you manned up once, started a conversation, and made an acquaintance
I wish I did

>>26295614
Oh ok
>literally skipping heartbeats everytime you have to approach someone
>screaming to yourself without noticing
cool memes

>>26295587

Yeah? Welcome to the club. There're lots of things I want to do or see cause I find it hot that I can't morally justify doing or allowing it to be done in reality, so it remains the stuff of dreams. This is in itself normal, but unfortunately being averse enough to sex itself to not want to willingly breed goes against generations of breeding to finally conceive you, so you are very abnormal in that regard.

>>26295587
whyy it's probably so good man
but you're right about the smell, sex probably smells really bad

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>normies have so much sex that they literally can't remember all their previous partners's names
Let that sink in for a moment

>>26295061
>The only obstacles is finding a girl who wants to fuck you
That's a pretty fucking big obstacle senpai

>>26295602
I'm sorry you've been dealt a bad hand. There is always a way to manage it. Have you tried medication and sought out help?

>>26295669
>neets play so many video games they can't remember all their names
Let that sink in for a moment

>>26295691
Can you remember all the movies you've watched?

>>26295627
I'm sorry I was mean. Hope you find a way to live a life that makes you look back on proudly.

>>26295689
Meditation and weed
works for a while
not with girls ofc

>>26295669
>>26295691
>>26295698

Jesus christ guys it's like a reverse dick-measuring contest with you

finding someone to like you is RNG but in real life

some people luck out others don't

but you can always increase your chances

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>>26295691
B-b-but I can

>>26295698
Can you remember all the meals you've eaten?

>>26295614
>meme ilnesses

Kek what the fuck

>>26295659
It depends on your partner. Doggy for example can kinda smell, it doesn't smell like shit but there is an ass funk. Depending on the odor it is either a turn on or a turn off. Missionary and stuff don't really smell, only smell is a combination of your partners perfume and sweat.

If you kiss a girl who gave you a bj sometimes you can kinda taste your own cock or smell your cock on her breath lol.

>>26294672
>one-another
>that hyphen

Are you literally autistic? I can't quite think of another group of people who could be bothered to hyphenate in such an old-fashioned manner.

>>26295738
my favorite position (on porn atleast) is cowgirl with the girl facing me
is it smelly?

>>26295707
I'd seek out proper medical help rather than self medicating. What have you got to lose? When you start living as a 'normie' girls just kinda naturally happen brother. If you can get to 'normie' stage (which I sincerely don't doubt you can achieve), you'll have no issue with girls

>>26295751

Y-you too. Grammar for me is mostly logic-based since I never really formally learned it.... I wanted to express how quickly the words are spoken, as if they're one, if you understand...

>>26295760
Depends on the angle, you'll get the ass funk if you spread her ass. As I said though it depends on your parter, some have like no odor.

>>26294672
Sex (first one i mean) is unpleasent, awkward and probably both you and your partner will fuck something up, in the end probably not even cumming.

Also, if you're not either horny as fuck or you dont actually fucking love the person you're having sex with, you're gonna have a bad time.

Love actually matters guys and gals

>>26295760

Not him, but I love cowgirl. My nigga.

I've seen people complain about having a girl sit on them cowgirl and grind her clit against them since it doesn't stimulate the guy and it's selfish on the girl's part, but that would be hella dope imo since when a girl bottoms-out in cowgirl it's like a softcore porn vid, which is so hot..

>>26295853
Cowgirl seems dope
especially because you can kiss her while pumping

>>26295698
You really want to put those on the same level, even for the sake of a reduction to absurdity argument?

>>26295883

Are you sure about that? I'm a hyper fetishist and I've only ever seen that if I cross hyper and enter morbidly obese territory

>>26295903
what the fuck are you talking about?
kissing while pumping is as vanilla as it gets

>>26295639
What do you mean abnormal?. Sex in real life is so unclean to me in general. All these sounds and smells.

>>26295926

OH, I thought you meant kissing her ass while fucking her ass. I'm an idiot. Also I thought you meant doggy. Excuse my spaghetti

>>26295945

Abnormal as in, mostly every other human on this planet wants to fuck irl, as they were born to

>>26295949
relax kek just got confused

>>26295903
what kind of fetishes do you have anon?

>>26295829

Nice memes, but girls are incapable of love. My first time I didn't cum but she did and we stopped after she started hurting. Sex is actually pretty exhausting. I started running for that reason. I had quads and glutes of steel but they were made for squatting. After running they could pound in doggy for days. Don't forget cardio. You don't even need much, just run 5km twice a week.

>>26296037

Literally fucking everything pertaining to the body if it's furry-related. Like, the image I was thinking of when I made that post was this:

https://e621.net/post/show/681185/anus-big_butt-blush-breasts-butt-death_by_snu_snu-

And, yeah. Besides bondage, drinking cement/ glue, hooks in nostrils to pull them up to make one look like a pic etc., I fap to everything. Since browsing /r9k/ though I've mostly just been hovering about 2D pedo stuff ane vanilla, though, as opposed to mostly hyper

>>26296100
Meanwhile my only fetish is passionate
I'm too vanilla for this place

>>26296115

Lamo, no you're not. People here're only into little girls, and women without "meat flaps", and traps.

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>>26296100
drinking cement sounds really hot but i dont think ive ever seen it. I do like the pig look but i prefer amputated puppy girls desu, like pic. i get off to pretty much everything too, i always love how upset people get over this sort of thing. makes me feel like such a freak sometimes

>>26296115
lel /r9k/ is normie as fuck when it comes to sex and fetishes. people here get so uppity over degenerates and roasties

>>26296167
but I'm actually a robot life-wise (kv, outcast, have meme illnesses)
I just don't have any kinky fetish

>>26296199
and its okay to not have kinky fetishes. my point was that a lot of people dont have any kinky fetishes even though theyre robots

>>26296167

You are a freak, but at least we're freaks together, lel.

I actually don't fetishize amputees that much. Love torture, and actually the closest to a drinking cement fetish I have is being drowned by lava or being digested since that's alright by me, but I never really think of the consequences of such stuff. It's just, the slut dies, painfully, and I get off, and that's that.

But the drinking cement thing was actually from a fanfic I read. I once found and posted it for someone in an /r/ thread soI I'm sure I can find it again, but it was a story of how a girl was a total sub and wrote her life away to a male, a dom. He tortured her for months, amputated her, gave her drugs and modified her body, then sealed her into a box wherein she was kept alive for a random amount of time before all her orifices were filled with cement.

Typing this is hella slow on mobile, so I'm moving to desktop and will try to find the fic for you.

>>26295973
Hmm, it's interesting because i dont consider myself asexual. I wonder if OCD could be related with it.

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>>26296275
there's always more freaks to hang out with. i've been trying real hard to convince a girl i know to bleed a pig with me and murder small animals for the sake of it so we could feel evil. her girlfriends a normie though so its not working out.

torture is really nice, and i dont think id have a drinking cement fetish but it sounds hot. the idea of digesting somebody is also just amazing. i think the consequences can be hot too, just the sheer terror some people might show to you or the media frenzy over such horrid acts.

you should check out the movie american mary if you like some of that stuff, its not really about sluts dying since the main character is a girl but its got really good torture and creep stuff in it. turned me on hard and its a good flick in general. i appreciate the effort anon

>>26296377

Ay, thanks for the recommendation senpai. I really don't get exposed to much when it comes to extreme fetishes cause really the extent of my involvement with porn is searching popular tags on e6 and gelbooru to see if anything new's posted. But, I found the story by googling "reverse prayer bald cement box"- terms that were in the story:

actually, 4chan is eating the link for some reason, so i can't post it. :(

Good luck getting your gf to do sickfuck things with you m8. But, how do you feel about scat... and stuff?

>>26296530
im not the biggest fan of scat but it can be okay. i like the human toilet aspect, but i could never just get off to a bunch of shit like some people i know can. my gf already does sickfuck stuff with me, this is somebody else's gf. i have managed to get mine to go from slightly fetishy to full on 24/7 chastity public beatings diaper wearing slut though. reading the story now onii-senpai.

>>26296575

Lol, I fucking love scat, it's my greatest fetish. I'm into everything scat. Also, nice on getting your gf to wear diapers, that's awesome....

What's your greatest fetish?

>>26296603
hurting people. in any form. beating them with my hands, a crop, floggers, paddles, knives. im trying to learn to use a whip now, the variety you can get from some things is just wonderful. the way you can hit them just right to leave a welt, or a bruise, or just a stinging red mark, or even a bleeding gash. managing the levels of pain so they never can get used to it and just cry and beg. i cant get off without hurting somebody anymore pretty much, even if i just have to choke them a little in bed.

>>26295061

>Even if the girl accepts an initial date still have to go through more steps before you are even alone
>Even when you somehow get her alone still more steps to pass
>Anything can go wrong she can still reject you at any point
>Just risking rejection countless times for 10 to 15 minutes of sex.


Not worth the potential humiliation. Prostitutes can be butt naked on your cock in one phone call.

>>26296650

I'm more of a hyper fetishist, so really the only torture weapons I imagine are blunt weapons, needles, and knives. Knives and needles are my favorite. I don't even do anything creative with the knives except stick them into flesh and through joints and bone, and en masse. Poles and swords and shit work too; just anything you can shove through someone brutally is awesome.

With needles though I tend to fantasize about playing with someone eye with them. It's pretty fucked, and I know eyes are delicate, so sometimes if I'm lazy I just imagine it's a goo girl with chocolate eyes, and her eye behaves just as a cappuccino and I use the needle to mindlessly screw it up that way, but that is WAYYYY too fucking casual for me most of the time.

Eyes are awesome. Eyes are extremely underrated, imo. I'm not even into crying very much, but I love watching an eye shed a tear, and generally just how it behaves, on its own, and even when being tortured and thoroughly screwed up. Mangling a body with a sledgehammer and beating it in is fun, though. But with vore, while I'm into digestion, I'm mostly just into watching someone get torn up bite by bite by like, a bear, you know. I'm more into the natural and feral stuff.

>>26294961

I have a question explain the process of meeting someone and getting them to have sex with you?

How is it done? How can the process be completed while minimising the risk of rejection at any point to a single digit percentage?

>>26296745
i get that. and i totally agree with the eyes part. i love it when somebody has nice bright eyes, then does them up with mascera and eyeliner and they pop so wonderfully. my gf was abused when she was younger and gets absolutely terrified of being hurt and doing wrong, so if she ever messes up and i start punishing her she looks at me with those bright watery eyes and its just so amazing. ive always figured the eyes would be the place i would start if i could torture somebody, just fucking up one for the quickness of it and then poking and prodding and making the one last so they could see their vision getting more and more fucked before it was gone.

>>26296799
varies by situation. the risk of rejection is always there, you cant get rid of it. meeting is easy, you can go to a bar or club or whatever at night and theres tons of single girls. just look for one alone more often than not. if youre in a really seedy bar or a club then theyre probably more desperate. the absolute lowest ive ever gone was just a straight "nice shoes want to fuck?" which did work. usually thats what girls in a shit bar/club are looking for, a quick confident good lay. a decent bar will be more likely to have girls looking for a relationship of some sort.

>>26294672
It's all based on luck and how many social networks you have.

>>26294672
M8 believe me or not, you are in this world because your parents had sex

>>26295760
No it is absolutely not smelly, sex is only kinda smelly in general.

>>26295795
Not him but I read your post outloud and it does make sense to me.

>>26294922
I don't even want it that badly. Unfortunately that kinda adds to the problem for me. Makes me feel detective.

>>26295332
This. It never got easier, no many how many success stories I've accrued over time.

>>26295973
This bothers me more than the fact that I'm not considered as a potential partner by the women in my life. I mean sure, I'm not getting any now for a variety of reasons, but in addition to that my attitude about sex is more in line with that of someone who identifies as asexual.