Hey, psssst
psssssssst
Hey
Wagie, over here
*tsk tsk*
WAGEKEK!Fuck you
What the fuck happened to my NEETbux?
It came in yesterday and I got about 17.5% less than my average gains.
This isn't a game, pal. You best call in to work today because I'm not gonna starve because of your laziness. I stay at home because I have to contribute to humanity's immortal legacy: art. You have to get me free money by working. That's the unspoken contact here.fuck you
I was at work today bro. Hopefully you get more money next week.
>>26292895
Fuck you neet parasite. I was so tired yesterday (Friday in case you lost count of which day it is) that I went to bed at 930. I hope your neetbux get cut off so you have to get a job like the rest of us your worthless cunt.
>>26292895
It's is only fair that we redistribute some of your autismbux to those poor starving refugee families that have recently moved in. You're a kind soul, NEET, I'm sure you understand.
>>26292975
Are you implying that 9:30 is late?
Hey guys, just got home after purchasing a fresh sub from a certified sandwich artist.
Sure is nice in the NEET life. I'll be enjoying this tasty nutritious meal now. Ciao.
>>26293012
this is actually a really good idea, refugees and neets are very similar, they are both unwanted parasites, and useless vermins
>>26292895
Thisperson needs his tendiebux.
>>26293155
What kind of sandwhich, anon?
>>26293155
Neet breakfast thread? Cool :)
>>26293828
Tfw no wagekeck boyfriend to share cheesecake with :(
>>26293828
whats in the mug
>>26293929
his left over shit to feed the wagie
>>26293929
WHATS IN THE BOX
TELL ME
>>26293929
Cappuccino mix, I like it half mixed with the water so there is still chunks of mix there :) its delicious :p
About the cheesecake I'm a neet :p so of course I'm friends with all the local business owners :) I'm able to get the best deals :p I know how to get the best meat at the butcher and the fruit store clerk gets me the best looking stuff too:p I even get to pay a bit of money the next day at the grocery store if I'm short :( wich never truly happens since I have money :) I think the Asian girl who handles the cheese and cold meats has a crush on me poor thing :(
>>26293963
Good morning Reddit :)originally original>>26293963
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>>26294035
A feeling these poor NEETs will never have anon
>>26292895
You've never actually been on SSI have you? The amount is always within $4 or so. It's never less than $750 and never more than $755
>>26292895
i was doing my job
rejecting NEETs for financial aid
gonna eat a ham sandwich
>>26295672
But wagei missed shekelsteins doesn't allow pork products at the office :(
>>26295672
MA?sigh. This is now original
>>26292895
i cant imagine having so little control in my life.
Arbeit macht frei juden.
>>26293784
I love you This guy
>>26292895
>art
>shitposts on /r9k/
>>26295724
yeah bro, eating it at the park
stay frosty
>>26295775
nah man, west coast
>>26292895
>saved half of my cheesecake for tomorrow:)
>asked butcher to cut pork thinner:)
>bought no bread at all:p
How are you fellow neets trying to better yourselves today? Onetis is coming tonight for pizza, Netflix and no chill:( so its all in vain but he is going to compliment me on having the willpower not to finish the cheesecake at least :)
>>26295911
Thank gosh
>>26295817
Fuck you, here's my latest masterpiece.
>>26296088
I can do better
>>26296174
thats nothing
check my original piece
>>26296174
Thats actually not that bad, its simple. Got any higher res? I wanna make it my wallpaperbtw i have all week off due to mardi gras, suck it north fags
>>26296287
this is the highest res available
>budget laptop
>>26296303
Oh well, its not much smaller than my 1600x900. Thanks for the new wallpaper, anon.
>>26296239
my art is superior to yours in any way possible
>>26296239
The ultimate masterpiece. Simple, yet so elegant. I call it "Visible EMR".
>>26296239
I also make 3d shits
>inb4 lowpoly
>>26296444
looks cool, i love low-poly
what program did you use?
>>26296485
3ds max - it's good for blunt modelling at most cases, and not so hard to learn, compared to maya or blender
(also free student version, fock yiss)
>>26296399
Where's orange?
>>26297061
You tell me, friend ;)