ROASTIE WHORE BLOCKED ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you have to find her and murder her now

Fukken saved for future cringe threads. What the hell were you thinking?

>>26289032
I get more pissed off when a girl's profile says

>I want a guy that can carry a conversation.

then they proceed to say; lol, yeah haha, yup, mmmm yah.

They do this for attractive men as well, got a fake profile as well to study the roastie mindset

So whats your name? Linkin rattata?

>>26289085
it was a moment of weakness, i made the mistake of being myself.
i thought she was genuinely interested and it made me happy, no one ever sends me a message first.
>>26289099
everyone i ever message replies with a lol when i say something funny and never respond.
>>26289127
It's diglett mixed with a popular 80's rock band.

>>26289032
>Boy that story sounds really sexy doesn't it haha

This is the part where you fucked up the most

Grats on trying though

Can somebody post some sets of hotguy photos to use for okcupid?

I want to make two identical profiles with hot guy and normal guy pics and see what happens.

>>26289156
Twisted diglett?

>>26289173
Why?

You already know what's going to happen

>>26289156
>It's diglett mixed with a popular 80's rock band.
BonDiglett? DigHalen? DigLettard? Skidlett? Joan Lett & the Dighearts?

>>26289173
Don't use models or famous people.
Literally go on Facebook, and search a random name, followed by a random european country, like lets say latvia, find someone attractive and use their photos.
Thats ways they seem real.
Also if possible ,invert them horizontally!

>>26289219
you mean vertically retard

>>26289273
No.
Horizontally, as in a mirrored flip.

>>26289213
Duran Duran + Diglett + My Name

>>26289526

Durglett Durglett James

>>26289752
Digran Digran James?

>>26289127
This is an underrated post

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Your problem was you didn't come up with a concise, witty response. You answered her question too technically and with too many words. While there are women who you can "b urself" (have a normal conversation) with. the vast majority of them expect superficial badboy bullshit out of shitty romcoms, this is 100 times worse when you're doing it online. when women say be yourself, they mean be attractive, do not ever listen to this, getting a date/sex online if you're not attractive is 100% being as fake and superficial as possible, i wouldn't recommend attempting to find a relationship from an online source at all, as the type of women these sites and services attract will make it near impossible to maintain. Hunting for a long term mate in general as a "below average" male is largely pointless, as assuming you will even be able to have a relationship, it's really unlikely you'll be able to maintain it for any significant length of time with the average woman. Relax, realize it doesn't really matter and look inward.

>>26289917
>funkymunky
xddd my le sides lmaoo

>>26289032
>a couple women superlike me
>never ever say anything or respond

Why?

>>26289326
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vertical
retard

>>26290623
it's funny how much two people can argue when they both know what is meant...

>>26289032
I don't really see any big problems with your answer man especially that last part that at LEAST hinted you're self aware and knew that rant was a bit weird, should've made things go smoothly, she's just another roastie whore anon don't worry

>>26290623
fucking faggot i hate you so much

>>26289032
>Boy that story sounds really sexy doesn't it haha

Wow that's absolutely pathetic. Good on her for picking up the red flag. She's too good for you.

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>>26289099
>then they proceed to say; lol, yeah haha, yup, mmmm yah.
Literally every woman I've ever met does this. And I'm talking about women whose company I enjoy too. Do they realize that they have a whole fucking keyboard in front of them?

>>26290838
You just aren't worth talking to. Shut up and go back to the basement, beta.

i have no idea what you did wrong? like im not even an autist, pretty socially competent and you didnt do shit wrong??? fuck her

>>26290749
why? because flipping something upside down when he clearly meant to say flip it vertically, aka flip alongside the vertical axis AKA mirroring it left/right

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>>26290954
Try clicking Vertical and see what happens.

>>26290983
just because some retard software engineer got it wrong too doesnt make you right

Why didn't you tip your fedora to her? It would have let her know how intelligent and euphoric you are!

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>>26290983
here is a vertical line, a vertical flip is based off this axis, meaning its mirror left to right,

>>26291009
>Retarded engineer.
It's Photoshop, across all versions.
It's Gimp, Paint.NET and Google Drawing.
I'll take their word over an autist on a Peruvian tapestry after school club.

>>26291044
why dont you try thinking for yourself instead of mindlessly believing lies? your thinking is fallacious.
what is a vertical flip? a flip across the vertical axis, meaning its t he same as taking an image and mirroring it. you are just indoctrinated in your belief because of some stupid option thats not even correct..

>>26291092
Its flipped horizontally across the Y axis.
That is not a vertical flip, a vertical flip would occur over the X axis.

>>26290892
I'm usually inclined to believe posts like this but actually most girls are just absolutely garbage conversationalists. They're pretty shallow and boring even when they put out and claim to like you.

>>26291125
no, a vertical flip happens across a vertical line.

This thread is 100% pure autism

>>26291156
No, when I don't want to talk to someone I cut down to short sentences to let them down gently. Unless you'd be ok with me yelling FUCK OFF YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE IRRITATING ME GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKING DISAPPEAR ALREADY at you?

>>26291167
OMFG FUCK YOU
IM DONE WITH YOU, YOURE LITERALLY RETARDED IM DONE WITH THIS GAY ASS BOARD
FUCK YOU AGAIN, I HOPE YOU SLIP AND SLICE YOUR DICK ON THE SIDE OF THE TABLE NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU ITS CLEAR YOURE HOPELESS IIM DONE

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>>26291276
not only did i set this normies views on vertical right, i also got rid of a normie!!!!!
REJOICE ROBOTS WE FOUND THE NORMIES BANE
IT IS VERTICAL

>>26291259
>you could just say "I don't want to talk to you anymore"
>ok, I don't want to talk to you anymore, go away and leave me alone, I'm serious
>he proceeds to ignore what I said and keeps attempting to waste my time

Fucking men are disgusting pieces of shit who ignore their own words and your desires unless you smack it in their faces. And then, being the piece of shit hypocrites they are, they dare whine and cry about it. Men like that should be beaten to death.

>>26291259
Honestly yes, or 'sorry I'm not interested'.
Figuring out social cues is tough for a robot, directness is preferred.

>>26291276
Oh fuck I laughed for a full minute.

>>26291365
I don't want to talk to you anymore.

>>26291412
>sorry I'm not interested

Bullshit, too many men say that and proceed to ignore it when you actually say it, thinking you don't really mean it or whatever crap they've deluded themselves into.

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>>26291276
spoier spoiler spoiler not origina ldesu

>>26291448
I wouldn't know about that I'm a full robot and I haven't dated anyone or talked to someone romantically in my entire life. But direct seems the best, it's online if people sperg block and move on, internet rage is literally meaningless.
>>26291469
Jesus christ you butchered the last one.

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>>26291488
are you perhaps, vertical about this

devilish

>>26291546
Fully horizontal faggot.

>>26291488
>>26291412
Do you people actually present yourself as "Hello I am a socially retarded autist who has no clue about social cues please be as direct as possible to me", though? Or do you let women believe they're talking to someone good, fun, intelligent and normal?

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>>26289032
That was just a shit tier person, OP. You didn't do anything wrong and you should try not to feel too bad about it. You do want to be yourself because would you really want to be with some whore you had to be fake with and lie to about something even so simple as a username?

>>26291679
He could have been less of a pathetic sperg about it.

>>26291605
Both those posts are mine, I don't chat up womenfolk. Honesty just seems short and to the point, no point in beating around the bush it's not like you'll get REEE spittle on you through your computer screen.

>>26289032
No one has ever said "Be yourself, it will work every time"
You'll get rejected 99/100 times for being yourself
But for the 1 in 100 it works, it will be a well suited partner
Act like a normie and if you're good at it you may have better chances, but only with roasties, and if you're terrible, you'll have zero chances
So bro just be yourself bro

>>26291276
This was a great conversation.

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"Yeah, it's an episode with my friends about an encounter with an animal haha"

Bam, suddenly you're a Chad that travelled somewhere with a beach in huge group of equally Chaddish friends and fought nature. So wild!

>>26291757
There is truth in this, better to be loved for what you are then trapped as something you're not.

>>26291851
spoken like someone who has not been rejected their entire life for acting like who they are.

>>26291019

The problem is you're assuming "vertical flip" and "reflection with respect to the vertical axis" are the same thing, which they're not due to differing contexts.

t. a math teacher

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>>26289032
>b urself
>get rejected
>be upset about this

OP you dumbass. The POINT of b'ing urself is so that you do get rejected by unsuitable cumdumpsters. Them rejecting you is a filter for you, so that you don't end up wasting your time on some bitch who isn't right for you.

This girl obviously doesn't give a shit about pokemon, and she's going to block you over having a pokemon related name. Well then so be it, you're better off without her.

The point of 'b urself' is not to automatically get approval from everyone. The point is to make it easier to actually find people with whom you can easily get along, because you're not putting on an act to impress them.

That said, online dating is going to be saturated with faggots who like pokemon, and any interaction you have with a girl is going to be absolutely meaningless due to you being nothing but text on a screen to her. Talk to girls in real life rather than wasting your time on those sites. If you can't talk to girls in real life, then why are you on a dating site trying to find a girl to meet you in real life? Either way you need to get that shit sorted.

>>26291993
hows it feel knowing you're teaching your kids lies?

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Roastie hater wizard here.

I don't get why OP post is making anyone rage? She inquired, got a response that put her off for whatever reason, and she politely withdrew without insult. At least she had the decency to make some effort in the first place, and give closure in a transparent way, neither of which can be expected 99% of the time with women.

>>26291875
Believe what you want to believe; I'm not gonna say that my life is an absolute abyss, but neither has it been ideal and the few times that I've been truely happy is because I was accepted for who I am rather than what I might have been.

>>26291993
and what context says explicitely if its a flip vertically, or a flip along the vertical axis? their isnt. it can be read as either, their is no context.

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count on a robot to ruin any chances of getting laid by babbling endlessly about fucking video games. get a real hobby.

>>26292010

lol k. I troll u and all that

>>26292032

>explicitly

Context is hardly ever explicitly stated. Are you perhaps autistic? I've worked with a lot of autistic kids and they would make the same absolutist argument.

>>26292076
this is r9k u fucking normie retard
also autism is the voice of god

>>26289326
Wew lad. You're retarded huh?

>>26292101

>normie

I guess if having a job and not having autism makes me a normie then sure.

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>>26292125
yeah thats exactly why ur a fucking normie REEEEEEE GET OUT

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>>26289099
in their bio
>message me! :)
1 word the whole time

FUCKING ROASTIE WHY DID YOU EVEN SWIPE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU STUPID CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26289032

Being yourself is not a meme, you have to be yourself.


But if the "yourself" is a boring autistic manchildren, then you have to be EVERYTHING but yourself.

>>26292142
How interested do you expect her to be when she's got a tidalwave of thirsty betas all clamouring for her attention through that shitty app?

How about you just go talk to girls in real life? On a dating site you could be 1 of 50 guys to message her. In real life you could be the ONLY guy to hit on her in months. Which do you think is going to make a bigger impression on her?

>inb4 stupid excuses about why you can't or won't talk to girls in real life.

>>26292125
Fuck normie scum this is an original comment.

>>26292205
True, but you can still suck my dick faggot.
I never said an "Excuse" for reasons why I don't talk to girls in real life. Im not a fat beta, I just don't go to the fucking mall and talk to random women. Not only is that cliche but you have to be a Chad in order for them to not blow you off and be repulsed by the fact that you're bothering them. I don't want to hear the "I have a boyfriend" line anymore either.

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>>26292265
>I never said an "Excuse" for reasons why I don't talk to girls in real life.
>proceeds to list shitty excuses. "its cliche" and "I'm not a Chad"

If you think that you're going up to a girl and bothering them, your body-language will broadcast that feeling, and she'll end up being bothered by you.

But really, regardless of how many "I have a boyfriend" lines you hear, its better than being ignored outright via online dating.

Sometimes I feel like the only guy here who really means it when he says he has disregarded women. These threads talking about failed attempts are just way too common.

>>26289032
Could have just said "i used to play pokemon. lol" but you had to go all fedora on her

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rule #1 is write as much as she does or less. why? it shows you care less than her, which is critical, because women are hypergamous. they want a guy who's above them

the next thing you fucked up on is taking her literally. women rarely deal in fact, they deal in emotion. she didn't give a fuck about your username, she wanted to see what you were like. this was your chance to show some value.. confidence/mystery/humor/fun/sex..

> its an incredibly story.. are you sure you'd like to know? ;) (mystery, teasing, getting her to be submissive, bitches love emojis)
> why don't you guess? ;) (zero effort response, playful, aloof, you "flipped the script" to get her impressing you)
^this is a golden response

>>26289167
>>26290753
that's the best thing he wrote because it showed self awareness and at least a modicum of humor (though the self deprecation hints at low confidence, its mostly from the earlier paragraph)

(INB4 some shit about game being bad. if you're inexperienced and beta, you can either fuck ugly girls or you can fake it (the equivalent of makeup for men). those are your two options. im sorry nature works this way but idealism will get you nowhere. this is such a painful response, read some basic game honestly.. fuck this is a long post you better appreciate it faggot)

>>26292318
That only means anything if you actually have a choice in the matter and you aren't an incel. It just sounds like you're trying to console yourself and make acceptance of defeat seem less pathetic.

>>26292295
Shit if you wanna think it's excuses I could wipe my ass with your opinion. Im not about to look like a damn fool because it's better to be felt in person than online.

I've already accepted the fact that I don't have game man. Thanks for the tips though.

>>26292387
>> why don't you guess? ;)
>My autistic younger brother said something like that before xD

>>26292387
>(INB4 some shit about game being bad

Robot suspicion and distrust of pua and game is necessary for them to maintain their victim complex.

Any idea that suggests that a robot can actually improve their lives if they try will be shouted down and dismissed. Its far more comfortable to be a helpless victim than have to go through the discomfort and shame of admitting that you're wrong and changing.

>>26292445
then hes got better game than you

>>26292430
>Im not about to look like a damn fool because it's better to be felt in person than online.

"Oh no, someone that you'll never see again might think negatively of you because you tried to get your needs met. Better not even try"

I already think everyone who uses online dating instead of approaching girls is a fucking idiot. It doesn't matter though does it? My opinion literally doesn't matter. Likewise if you approach a girl and get blown the fuck out, it really doesn't matter.

>I've already accepted the fact that I don't have game man. Thanks for the tips though.

That's why you learn it you fucking dumbass. There's an entire pua industry built on teachcing guys like you how to talk to girls. And there's so much free stuff you don't even have to pay for it.

>>26292454
i think its also to maintain their "just world delusion". if they somehow land a girl in future they can say that "everything works out" or that they were a good person afterall but "no one saw it". if they have to swallow the hard truth, their entire world changes, suddenly just new clothes and some game can get them laid, and that idea which crushes ideas of love and idealism is too painful to swallow. lots of robots are idealists i think, hence this faggot OP and his "just b urself" attempt, completely failing to see the real game being played, the value judgement biology thrusts upon us..

is it better to maintain peaceful delusion and live with nothing, or accept bleak reality and play the game? i guess its up to each robot to decide..

>>26292222
THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN FEAR HIM

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>>26292403
That's a lot of projection there. Why are you so hostile? Take it easy.>>26292430

>>26289032
Lol umad whiteboii?!!!??!
Just face it, you have an awful personality and the interests of a 7 year old.
Kill yourself