What does it feel like to have a girl give you a blowjob?

Depends how good she is at it. Girls vary immensely in their skill levels.

Why do you think r9k is a good place to ask for this?

>>26286298
Feels like bags of sand.

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>>26286350
He's just looking for pics and stories of bj's anon, even if the stories are lies.

>>26286298
Boys give better blowyjoeys

I've only had one girl blow me, but I enjoy it a lot. The teeth was a little bit to get used to, but it feels nice in there. The psychological aspect is what makes it. It feels so good to shove her head down on your cock and hear the sucking noises.

>>26286298
Blowjobs are better than sex. The girlfriends I've had wouldn't do stuff that I'd have liked though. Like I never got to bust on a girls face before. Also they never would give me a bj while on their knees like the pornos, it was like always on a bed and there head would be facing the other way so all I could see was their hair. Also when you feel teeth, it's really a bad feeling.

how do girls feel about giving blowjobs?

>>26286332
this
women are siths when it comes to bjs
they are either amazing or "just use your hand or open your legs already tier"

>>26286298
Better than sex. Feeling saliva drip down your balls and hearing her gag is pleasant

>>26286350
because this is normie central anon.

>>26286456
Gets sore after sucking for too long. Also make sure you wash your dick because we can smell the piss

>>26286434
>only had one girl blow me
>enjoy it a lot
>teeth was a little bit to get used to
>teeth
>little bit to get used to
>only one girl
>teeth
>little bit to get used to
>teeth
Nigger, what?

The ones who are good at it are rare, are usually slutty, and will probably rock your world before kicking you to the curb for the next dude. All the other girls don't like it and are bad at it; they use a lot of teeth, go down maybe .5", and don't stroke or put any passion into it. At that point it's just an act of politeness; they assume every guy is fucking dying to get his dick sucked and anything will do. Personally, if I see that a girl isn't into it, I just stop them. Sex should be mutually enjoyable, not some exchange of favors.

>>26286298
Completely fucking mediocre.

>>26286298
Fucking hurts. She was pulling more foreskin back all the way. Didn't even cum.

I've stretched it out since though, so I should be good if I ever get that opportunity again.

>>26286488
>implying we dont want you to smell the piss

>>26286493
>Sex should be mutually enjoyable, not some exchange of favors.


check out this beta, heh

>>26286488
That's most likely the dried semen under the foreskin

>>26286488
how long is too long for a blowjob? also what about cum?

Its overrated. Vagina sex feels much better.

>>26286510
keep going through life like that robot, it'll get you a lot of pussy :^^^)

>>26286400
doesnt feel good when your cut

>>26286488
I bet you never get tired of talking though. Right, whore?

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>>26286298
like being acknowledged for who you are : a worm who live to be noticed by girls.

>>26286332
>>26286464

These guys have it right.

When it's great, it's better than sex. Tongues are strong and flexible and feel pretty amazing.

When it's bad, it can actually be pretty painful (teeth scraping against your head and foreskin feel way sharper than you'd think and it's not hot at all). Even if it isn't painful it can be physically unsatisfying. I say that because I will always derive some (mental) pleasure simply from watching a girl suck my dick.

>>26286526
That "pussy" doesn't see it that way. Women are only concerned with their own pleasure, and so should you.

>>26286526
yeah so cool refusing pussy

>>26286496
How old are you, sir?

Giving a blowjob is better than getting one tbqh senpai

>>26286508
>>26286520
Enjoy not getting another bj then

>>26286522
I cant even remember how long i was going at it. But if you arent going to do anything else besides that maybe 15 mins or less. My mouth just gets numb and then im bored

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>>26286493
>I just stop them. Sex should be mutually enjoyable
oh my, what a gentleman.

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>>26286596
>>26286551
man you niggers are truly fucked

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>>26286624
>beta thinks others are fucked

>>26286574
>15 minutes
>mouth gets numb and then im bored
Shit, no wonder guys say that guys give better blowjobs than women. I feel sorry for all the straight anons.

>>26286554
21

years yung (LMAO)

I think my self esteem and overall life would improve 200% if a cute girl took my dick in her mouth.

>>26286574
>But if you arent going to do anything else besides that maybe 15 mins or less.

there goes my dreams of a nice long blowjob

>>26286649
Sitting there sucking a dick and doing nothing else is boring. Fuck off you aids ridden homo and go kill yourself

>>26286647
My only hope would be you're not one of the pathetic idiots who say "tfwnogf" and that you're truly committed to the ridiculous pop-culture inundation of wanting to fuck all the time and thinking everyone is out for their own pleasure, which if you are, is a shame, but at least you're not deceiving yourself.

But if you're not, you are fucked.

>>26286661
trust me, from experience it doesn't change a damn thing

>>26286673
What do you think about while sucking?

>>26286661
How the fuck is getting your dick sucked going to make your life better?
Pleasure only lasts until you cum bro
Unless ofc you're dating a qt girl

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Is masturbating while high the same feeling as sex?

>>26286666
If there is other foreplay I'd have some time to rest my mouth and go at it again. Try sucking hard on a popsicle or object without stopping. You'll know the pain

2 huge spectrums:

1 girl - great at head. Really wet and she went fast.. she used to swallow then she stopped. I never asked why. Probably tastes bad. Sex was mediocre.

other girl - horrible at head. Her mouth was always dry. Sex was great because IUD.

>>26286690
stoned fapping is actually far above sober sex
but stoned sex is far above anything

>>26286690
heroine is better than sex. find yourself a dealer. not even kidding.

>>26286687
Like before my mouth hurts I'm sort of in a bliss or like meditation just sucking his dick.

>>26286298
Feels like nothing to me.

...I have neuropathy.

it feels alright.

>>26286690
Funny you should say that anon, I've wondered the same thing. Fapping while high is truly a ridiculous experience of pleasure, and better than normal everyday kind of sex.

Fucking while high is the meaning of life, though.

>>26286673
Kek, again, I feel sorry for straight guys with how selfish you women are. A blowjob isn't about you, it's about the other person and making them feel good, no matter how long it takes, how rough it is, etc. As long as they're into it, you should keep going, but since you're a selfish gold digging cunt, you can't.

I couldn't imagine having a woman as a partner, it sounds fucking awful. Christ.

>>26286715
what do you think when your mouth hurts?

>>26286673
Tits or gtfo, skank stank.

>>26286725
Tl;dr fuck off and go sick your aids dicks you homo. nobody cares

>>26286741
Nothing much really besides waiting for him to cum but obviously he will want you to keep going. I don't tell him that I get bored though.

>>26286760
This bitch is so cheap, she can't even afford to revise her posts.

Top lulz

>>26286695
what kind of "other foreplay"?

at this point i'm realizing ill have to make sure any gf has an oral fixation

>>26286760
Tl;dr: TITS OR GTFO RUGMUNCHER

Sauce on OP?

>There is a robot watching over me and if I don't say original things he will surely be upset.

>>26286760
Wanna suck my cock fucking stinky pussy bitch? Why don't you drop your fucking tits out while at it, too?

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>>26286784
>grasping at straws
Fuck off already

>>26286797
You could switch to hand jobs, feeling her up, sucking her tits, fingering/rubbing or just licking her clit if she's comfortable with that

>>26286673
>expect man to do all the work during sex
>only man is judged based on his sexual ability
>expect man to delay HIS pleasure for YOURS for an hour or more
>"no sorry i can't suck your dick for very long teehee"

Why are women so fucking selfish sexually?

Can someone post pic of teen girl kissing a dudes cock?

>>26286831
It's hard to get aids when you're in a monogamous relationship with someone who was a virgin when they met you.

I know that's a hard idea for roasties to grasp since they've all had sex with 20 chads by the time they're 20 and most test positive for herpes.

>>26286831
>grasping at dicks
Just suck my cock already. Your even fucking cheaper than my penny.

>>26286831
that all sounds good in the context of just being a prelude to sex but really most of the time i'd only be interested in oral, so just 69 for a long time until we're both satisfied. is that just going to be unfeasible on the woman's end?

>tfw the girl I gave my first kiss to wanted to give me a blowjob
>denied her it because felt too nervous and self conscious
>never did get that blowjob
>it's been 3 years since then

>>26286800
heres your skeleton
http://www.xvideos.com/video745628/maggie_anal

>>26286873
>aids boy is trying to convince me he doesn't have aids, herpes and other faggot diseases
Go away and make your own thread to talk about your mental illness.

>>26286951
It's fine I think. She'd really appreciate you going down on her and making her orgasm. Most woman dont

I can't cum from sex nor a blowjob. Only ever came when finishing myself off with my hand when I'm close to cumming when getting my dick sucked. Is there something wrong with me? I've only been with one girl though so maybe it was just with her that I couldn't cum?

I'm uncut if that makes a difference.

>>26286298
Unless she's a major slut you'll be a little disappointed

They're still very fun. Cover the top of your fist with lube and slide your dick in. That's exactly what it feels like.

>>26287036
i mean im sure she'd appreciate it, but as you're saying it stops being enjoyable for a girl to give a blowjob after 15 minutes or so. so is it that if she's being eaten out at the same time she won't mind the discomfort of giving a long blowjob, or is she still not going to want to suck a cock for that long?

>>26287035
Thanks anon! You're a real chap.

Sadly I already masturbated to something else but I'll keep this in the back pocket. Cheers.

>>26287103
Anon, you are an amazingly huge beta.

Why would someone say I was good at head when they weren't hard?

>>26287118
i dont think i would belong here if a werent

>>26287103
Just because i can't suck a dick for 15 minutes it doesnt mean she cant. To be honest i don't really keep track of the time but for me personally 30 minutes max if you just want a blowjob. Don't worry about it

>>26287169
What do you look at the clock when you have sex?

>>26287143
You're a dumbass, just fucking have her give you a fucking blowjob for however long you want a god damn blowjob for.

>>26287199
>still grasping at straws
My sides are in the milky way now

>>26287169
even if there's variation i can't imagine many girls wanting to give long blowjobs from descriptions of how theaverage girl feels about it. i mean a halfhour sounds fine but i think you're probably rhe exception rather than other girls. unfortunately i have to worry about it snce i have this fetish.

>>26287199
i dont want to inconvience anyone on my behalf

>>26287073
How often do you masturbate, anon? Try not whacking it for a couple days, it makes quite the difference

>>26287334
At least once a day but before I had sex with her I hadn't masturbated for a few days and I still wasn't even close to cumming from sex. Got close when she gave a blowjob but never managed to finish.

>>26287073
You might have a degree of neuropathy.

Alpha-lipotic acid is great at healing neuropathy. You can take a pill or try this stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Dicksensitized-Oz-Naturally-Sensitivity-Increase/dp/B015JTU3VW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1454739483&sr=8-1&keywords=Dicksensitized

>>26287315
You can always go for a faggot since they use their bodies to get validation in their pathetic lives. But srsly if this is a fetish and girl is into you/open about it she will do what pleases you because its a turn on for her too.

>>26287393
How much are your glans exposed to the harsh environment? I know that exposing your glans can cause a lot of kernalization to happen, and that can dampen sensitivity a lot.

>>26286298
Feels like enveloping your dick in warm raw chicken, skinless.

>>26287412
>>26287445
I don't think my dick is unsensitive. The first time we tried to have sex I couldn't even get it in because it would hurt my dick. After a while of getting used to the feeling of something touching my glans I could force it in but it's still pretty sensitive.

I'll do some reading on that cream though, see if it helped people with similar problems.

>>26286493
Hah nah brah if I go down on my gf she is for sure suckin my dick that night to completion or not

>>26287424
i want to believe but im sure even "wants to please you" had a limit and i doubt many girls have oral fixation/blowjob fetishes. thanks for the imput though

>>26286689
It would make me feel desired and increase my confidence.

>>26286298
I'd much rather have a footjob. Anyone ever had one before? I'd like to hear what it's like.

Meh, its cold and not that great in my experience.

>>26286298
My dick is too big. i can't get a blowjob without getting scraped by teeth. Feels bad man.

>>26286298

It feels heavenly.

Imagine having your essence teased out of you.

>>26287997
It's shit. Girls can barely give blowjobs much less something complicated like a footjob.

>>26286443
>blowjobs are better than sex

Only if you have to wear a condom during sex.

>>26286510
Nah, son. Having a girl do something she wants to do is a lot sexier.

Unless you're into violent stuff like me :^)

>>26286443
No I saw one girl for a bit that was fucking amazing at it, to where it was almost embarrassing for me how fast she could get me to where i was done. Wasn't a huge slut either (smaller town so everyone knows everyone) I think some are just naturally talented.

>>26286298
like bags of sand and milky coins

bump for interest
man sometimes i original comment assssd fuck you robot

I can't come when my gf gives me blowjobs. Also could not with my ex. Not sure if they both just suck or if I don't enjoy them.

>>26287131
Love the feeling of a girl sucking on my softpenis, its based.

>>26289884
i am bumping this thread because i am interested in the kind of posts that i assume will come if this thread stays up for longer, as will be the case if i bump this thread
>people still need to bloxpost
baka desu senpai

Better tham sex. Busting in a nice, warm mouth is amazing.

>>26287790
then you get kicked to the curb and you're worse off than before.

Not as good as when a guy gives you one.

Sincerely,

A gay man.

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>I wish she was better at this
>I wish it felt as good as jerking off
>I wish my dick was bigger so it would look good like in porn instead of her sucking on my unimpressive looking penis
>I hope I can stay hard
>I hope I can cum in a reasonable amount of time without her getting bored or having to pull it out and jack off for a few minutes to cum
>Do I need to work on my erection some how, do more cardio, take some supps?
>I need to masturbate less
Sex is really difficult senpai

>>26290722
Do people really have trouble staying hard? Is this an middle-aged person meme?

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>>26290788
I'm in my early 20s
Fugg

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>>26286673
>guy disagrees with woman
>woman instantly insults guy
why are women such dumb cunts?

>>26290630
this

i've gotten sucked off by a few girly twinks a few times in my life and it really is like 200x better

>>26290859

I don't even LIKE the guy I ordinarily get with, but fuck me if he can't suck the best dick in town!

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>>26290849

WELL STOP TOUCHING YOU DICK SO OFTEN YOU FUCKING MORON

>>26286298
never had a girl make me cum from one

>>26286530
are you retarded senpai

>>26290859
it's probably because they're more aware of your anatomy and have a better idea of what feels good and what's uncomfortable.

>>26290849
But I'm also in my early 20s I have never had that problem. Guess I lucked out.

>>26286298
It's like having an obedient pet that sucks your cock and degrades herself just to satisfy you. Cuming in her mouth is even more so.

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depends if you're cut or uncut.

>>26287536
>>26287073
>hur dur uncircumcision sucks, get cut good goyim
then fucking go to a doctor and stretch your foreskin, or if you think being mutilated is so fucking good then GET MUTILATED ALREADY
I'd fucking kill to be uncut.

>>26286537
So you're saying that getting your own dick sucked, feels like degrading yourself?

how's that even make sense, you celibate monk?

>>26286298
it feels like to have a guy give you a blowjob

>>26286298
Depends on her skills

>>26291428

Except not executed as well.. :^)

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>>26286298
i guess the same as a dude. i've had my dick sucked by 2 different guys growing up. it felt great from what i can remember. i'm not gay though. it was just experimenting growing up. i just liked the feeling.

>pic related:some of my sexy gifs.all of them grills

i'm totally not gay

>>26291612
postem nigga
your pretty gay btw

>>26286298
Its like a putting your dick in a rotary chicken

Awful

Sex is where its at

It can feel REALLY good or painful.
I've always encountered bitches that only suck dick for like 20 seconds max. I've gotten one legitimate blowjob to the point of climax and that was it. The rest of the time they always say "I dont suck dick" and I have to settle with a 20 second blowyjoey

>>26292452

Only the most pro-tier dicksuckers can go more than a minute. Try sucking a dick sometime. It takes extreme muscle control to prevent contact with teeth. Women don't stop after 30 seconds because they're prudes (well maybe some do, but why even start in the first place) they stop because their mouths get tired.

Unless you're a normie, you must know how tired a face can get just from forcing a smile for too long. Imagine that but with 10x more force.

>>26286298
only got one by a guy.
shit was still cash.

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>>26292470
>trying to eat her out
>face and tongue cramps up after a few minutes

>>26292452
Ive eaten pussy and I don't stop because my jaw hurts. But idk I guess I just have more determination to get the girl off than she does, idk.

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>>26292490
L O W T E S T

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testof the low variant

>>26286496
>filthy cheesedick

>>26292644
>lives in a country so cucked by Israel that he literally has a piece of his dick cut off for no other reason then because it is a Jewish tradition
>so brainwashed by Zionism that he is now unironically defending this practice of mutalating the genitalia of little kids on the internet

It's not even funny anymore. A JEW CUT A PART OF YOUR DICK OFF. How is this not sinking though to you people?

>>26292490
>try to eat her out
>face and tongue start feeling fatigued at 30 minutes, strokes noticeably slower
>keep going up to the hour mark anyways

I love pussy.

>>26286298
It varies.

The first woman was 10 years older than me and gave a pretty mediocre blowjob. It felt good but still not as good as sex.

The second woman was a year younger than me (22) and gave an amazing blowjob. She would spin her tongue around the tip and it felt amazing. Her red hair, pierced nose, ear gauges, and two dermal piercings right above her breasts should've given it away that she was fairly experienced in the art of oralis sexus.

The third woman was a year older than I was (25) and was kind of bad at giving blowjobs. I could feel her teeth slightly graze against my shaft and it took forever for me to cum. I felt kind of bad about it because she looked like she was trying her best and noticed that I wasn't enjoying it like I should.

>>26286332

100% this

I dated my only ever gf for 3 years and I thought she gave great head. Then a few months back I got sucked off by an ugly girl but it was mindblowingly good. I mean, I lost my fucking mind temporarily. She swallowed every drop too and didn't flinch, she absolutely loved it.

It feels good regardless. But I would suggest the more enthusiastic a woman is for sucking cock and tasting cum, the better she will be. Same goes for guys going down on women. Most guys don't like the smell etc but the guys that love it eat it like crazy and also eat assholes like madmen

Enthusiasm breeds skill where oral sex is concerned

>>26294384
>It feels good regardless. But I would suggest the more enthusiastic a woman is for sucking cock and tasting cum, the better she will be.

this. i think it has more to do with attitude than actual skill, even though you might say attitude determines the skill level to a degree.

i have had girl who just love sucking cock and they were all great to amazing and I have had girls who didnt really enjoy it and basically just did what was expected of them and they were just meh.

same goes for sex too btw. some girls just enjoy the shit out of fucking, others dont, and you can always tell which is which.

>>26286298
I like head more than sex DESU Senpai

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>>26294070
>sniff sniff
>it's not easy being... Cheesy.

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>>26286298
Well I've sucked my own dick before and it's pretty nice, but I can only manage to get a little past the tip in my mouth. Tfw finally found something to use my big penis for.

You know when you were a kid and in the bath you moved yourself back and forth to create waves?

It's like that but a lot warmer and stickier

The first time I got my dick sucked was coincidentally the first time I smoked weed
I came so hard I literally couldn't touch my dick for a few minutes, it was too sensitive

>>26295771
Wtf for real :o how does getting your cock sucked feels like :) wait what does sucking cock feel like :p

>>26297353
>:o
>:)
>.p

Want your life fixed? Grow a pair of testicles for once.

>>26297389
>le pick on everyone who posts differently meme :)

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>>26286400
Is that TayTay?
2 seconds

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>99% of girls are bad at blowjobs
>you can only get off to them

fuck this gay earth

>>26288118
This. BJs suck if your dick is big and the girl can't open her mouth enough. Only your head gets any stimulation and there's still teeth scraping. Basically there is no point

I can't stop cumming anywhere above 2 minutes from sex and even alone masturbating.

How do I fix this?

>>26297596
Just have sex more and you'll get better at endurance, no joke.

>>26296101
how did the blowjob feel? did she swallow?

How can I prevent my teeth to get in the way?
I've never given a blowjob, but I want to give my bf one soon and I'm afraid to hurt him or something. If I open my mouth I can't imagine a dick fitting inside, I don't know if my mouth is small or what, but is there any way I could practice this?

>>26286298
turn a fleshlight sideways that's what it feels lie

>>26297596
kegel exercises

>>26286491
He's getting that shark head fami lul

>>26286456
grab my hair, force your dick down my throat, fuck my face and I'm yours forever, basically.

Too bad most guys just lay back meekly and go like "hnng aaaah shit" and do nothing.

>>26286488

I actually like it to stink and will avoid washing before getting blown. I also edge in an unwashed fleshlight full of rotten cum just so it tastes and smells worse.

My gf is good at blowjobs but has never made me cum from it alone. She usually asks that I guide her head, basically holding her and making her go at my speed, or lay on my side and face fuck her to completion.

I like sex to hurt or be gross. I don't know why but she used to hold in or hide her uncomfort. I told her I enjoy her pain so now she will occasionally let out whines or hold her breath. She tried faking it once but I proved a point and told her I could tell. She never faked it again. Sometimes she'll playfully pull away from it, use her hand during blowjob, or tell me how slow down, stop, or even begin to crawl away during anal. Shit gets me diamond hard.

If you can taste the piss I promise you it's on purpose. Be glad he doesn't make you suck it after using your gross pussy hole.

>>26297679
Cover your teeth with your lips.
Put your tongue over your bottom lips.

That last one is actually nice because you can put quite some strength with your jaw without ever having the teeth in contact with his cock. Especially if you are with your tongue on the base of his dick it feels nice. It's a good way to make guys with a dead dick syndrome from too much porn fapping come still.

As for practice, nothing comes close to the real thing.
Don't hesitate to slobber and have lots of saliva, once it's well lubricated you can use your hand on the base of the shaft or elsewhere if you're frisky.

>>26297795
>not going down on his cock after he fucked you
>not licking your fingers after you masturbate

I was going to call you edgy, but you're actually just a manchild

>>26297865

What are you talking about? I'm a straight man, not a female. My bitch does the sucking. I just enjoy the orgasms. Besides that, sex is hardly edgy. Not everyone likes le missionary lights off sole purpose reproduction vanilla meme sex. If that's all you want then a fleshlight and porn will offer a better time. Sex is supposed to be as much mental and emotional as it is physical.

>>26298028
>the whole I like to stink before I am getting blown
>I like to see the disgust in her face and pain
>I like her to taste the piss
>gross pussy hole

Oh and you're going to give me lessons on sex amirite?
I call bullshit on the fact you ever touched a female, with that attitude.

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>>26297795
lel, fucking saved

>>26297776
>btw i am a guy

>>26298263

Suit yourself. I'm not going to critique your mad tipping skills to pull in the ladies. We just have different styles of game is all. I'm sure that gentleman schtick of yours has you slaying.

I'm not after ladies though, and you'll find this is exactly the attitude that draws in your typical basic bitch.

I'm not going to give you lessons on sex though. Go watch a couple pornos and figure it out yourself. Spoiler alert: there is nothing to learn. Even retards instinctively know how to fuck.

>don't want sluts
>only girls who give good bjs are sluts

a vicious cycle

>>26298617

Blowjob is hardly a skill. I'm assuming you don't want a retard either.

Find a qt virgin and teach her. Basically its put pen0r in mouth, bounce up and down, no teeth, and swallow any semen and precum that results from the blowjob. Blowjobs for dummies in 4 easy steps. She'll learn the theory before you even have your boxers off. Practice will be needed but it's enjoyable for you and after a month or so of daily oral she should have it. After that it's advanced shit like going slightly further back or incorporating manual stimulation of the shaft and anus at the same time as oral stimulation of the glans and shaft. Maybe for electives she could learn to put your nuts in her mouth.

>>26298597
>Even retards instinctively know how to fuck.

ah so that's why you're going on about dirty piss taste for your gf? Must be retard instinct.

>gentleman schtick
nigga no, I know when to give it rough and hard but it's not like I'm going to, as you just said, put my dick in a disgusting half-cleaned fleshlight just to see her retch on my dick.

>>26298834

Not retard instinct, just regular instinct. I guess you aren't a native speaker of English. When the word even is used that way it implies a universality.

Gentleman shtick or not it still boils down to different strokes for different folks. I really enjoy the dirty aspect of sex. It's probably some fucked up Madonna/whore complex shit but I'm too busy trying to cum to bother with psychoanalysis. The girl continues sucking so obviously I get what I want. What more is there to sex? If she didn't want it I'm sure there are plenty of other men around with better pecker hygiene than me she could be blowing, so she either likes it like that, or likes me despite the taste/smell. Everyone is happy.

It feels of veiled contempt as someone pretends to like doing something while just building up deeper resentment towards you and anything that makes you happy.

>>26299422

Guilting her into a blowjob after pestering her for one all night is the best feeling. Especially when you hold her down and she gags a little as you cum and then rolls over and gives you the silent treatment while ignoring any I love yous, affection kisses, and tries to pretend she isn't being spooned.

Towards the end of the relationship she would go off anytime I bought her anything. Naturally I leveraged it to get a blowjob.

>I just wanted to get you a surprise
>fuck me for wanting to buy something nice for my girlfriend right

Half the time it was something for me too, like cute lingerie, restocking her bar with my favorite top shelf spirits, or a movie I'd been wanting to see. I'd probably feel bad if I didn't think it was so funny.

>>26297353
Getting your cock sucked feels great; I got really into it because it felt so good. I definitely wouldn't suck anyone else's penis though. Sucking one is a strange feeling. The tip was really soft and warm. Overall it wasn't a bad experience. I found it to be more enjoyable than regular masturbation.

>>26300621

What did the cum shooting out feel like?