Which one would you keep as your personal fuck doll, /r9k/?
Anyone who doesn't pick Taytay is gaygay.
if we had to live by their schedule as well but just be their dick boy but get their money and their body for our own then i would pick riri. Bae would be so chill and she is the only one who can actually sing of the three.
only person in here with good taste. why am i not surprised.
If you chose pic related you're a fag.
Nicki Minaj is high test but everything on her is fake which invalidates it.
Rihanna's the only option
Any answer other than Rihanna means you're gay.
Nicki is literally a plastic succubus, Taylor is skinny pale white girl
Rihanna? Well this is Rihanna
If we're just talking about fucking Nicki just cause she has the best ass and tits.
If I get to know them past fucking though probably RiRi just because she qt as fuck, and seems chill as fuck.
Would normally pick the white girl, but Taytay is just too fucking tall.
What I want more than anything else in the world is a really tall girl with a humongous ass. Like Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian except 7 ft tall. Too bad they get all stretched out when they get tall : (
>tfw i couldn't recognize tay tay and rihanna
just thought it was some random white chick and spic
7' really? That's too much for me, used to know a 6'9" girl and she was like really good shape just so large that everything. Her boobs looked regular to her body but to me and regular humans they were HUGE
Its more of a fantasy than something that I would want in real life, unless it became much more socially acceptable to be in a relationship with a much taller girl. Also my thing is I guess I'd just like to be completely dominated by a girl and feel inferior to her in every way, and made to feel like her bitch pretty much, but I don't see how I'd be able to approach any girl about that without them bursting out laughing at me if they're not already laughing at how much smaller I am compared to them.
I think one day I'll take a trip to the Netherlands since they have lots of tall women there and prostitution is legal there, but until then I'll pretend to be into normal and smaller sized women.
Anyway got any pics of the 6'9" grill?
This pic gets across what I mean more I think
Nikki Minaj looks plastic as fuck and I don't like Rihanna's tits.
eh, it doesn't matter all that much to me. Although it'd just be a plus if her tits were a bit larger.
ok so let me get this straight
there are real, straight men who when given these three choices, would:
ignore the obvious choice (rihanna). if you don't pick her you are a retard, but lets say you're a retard
next you could pick a bimbo with huge ass fake ass and titties, so at least as your personal fuck toy she would have that going for her. i mean nicki definitely would be a freak in the sheets.
but no, there are men out there who want a tall ass 5'10" board with a mediocre face? no ass and tits, shit personality, bad music, not even that pretty.
who the fuck are you guys?
Are you spic or white?
I think your reasoning is stupid and perverse but then I think of how a 6/10 middle eastern man is far more attractive to me than a 10/10 white one
You still sound like an annoying fag from your posts though
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. l want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London
I'm not drunk. I just had a really bad day and 4chan is aggravating it. I'm not even in my typical shitposting mood either.
And you sound like some creep who forces his preferences down everyones throat like every faggot who prefers white blondes. Nobody cares.
Say what you like but she's actually pretty decent for a pop singer. Only thing I can stand when my little sister makes me listen to her favorite radio stations when I drive her to school.
I agree her body is pretty average but she's easily got the prettiest face.
>girl I was supposed to be able to get
What does that even mean? How do you figure out what kind of girl your supposed to be able to get? That type of information would be very helpful to me.
>And you sound like some creep who forces his preferences down everyones throat like every faggot who prefers white blondes. Nobody cares.
>I respond to OP's question
>some shitskin moron replies to my post out of the blue and calls me a faggot for preferring my own race
>"h-how dare you shove your preferences down my throat!"
Get fucked you monkey, now everyone has to go ooga booga over your 5/10 fat whores
You are a fucking reddit-tier white knight cuck. GTFO and kill yourself you fucking spineless faggot.
tits or gtfo
So many nigger lover here..
Holy shit, this is easy. Rihanna. Hands down.
Nicki is an annoying cunt with a fake booty and I don't think T-Swift is that good-looking.
Rihanna, though. Sexiest negress I've ever seen. And just look at her. You know she's chill as fuck. You know you'd have great sex, get super blazed, have more great sex erryday.
You're damn right they don't.
(Also, holy shit. I've never even gotten trips before.)
Taylor of course. And she comes with a dozen bisexual model friends for threesomes
In decreasing order
>you know she ride that dick hard
>good weed connections
>can personally introduce me to snoop dogg
>objectively most beautiful
>tiny body would be REALLY tight
>fine af but the other two are hotter
I would choose nicki to be quite honest. I don't care if she is plastic, I'd still fuck that body so hard.
Okay let me just say, the easy answer for me is Rihanna, and I respect that other people see it differently.
Nicki is gross, but beyond that, shes just... too short... I don't like chicks under 5'...6? Short chicks just look all... proportioned wrong idk.
And tay tay just isn't that pretty.
But even those things aside, definitely Ri.