Which one would you keep as your personal fuck doll, /r9k/?

>>26284033
They all look decent, so whichever has the biggest feminine penis.

Nicki has that ass and those tits but taytay has that face

Far right has the best facial features. But these are all music industry sluts aren't they. So none of them.

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>>26284033
Anyone who doesn't pick Taytay is gaygay.

>>26284033
The white one. Duh.

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>>26284033
if we had to live by their schedule as well but just be their dick boy but get their money and their body for our own then i would pick riri. Bae would be so chill and she is the only one who can actually sing of the three.

Taylor Swift is too fucking tall (although I'm taller) but the other two are black so yeah give me Tswift.

I'd saylor Taylor Swift but she's 4" taller than me so I pick the mid one

TSwizzle my nizzle all dizzle

I sincerely apologize for what I typed.

>>26284033
the white one bc niggers have aids

>>26284033
Nicki in a heartbeat. Look at that posture. Hnnnnnnnnngh

>>26284033
None of them really excite me all that much, so I'll pass.

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>>26284144

only person in here with good taste. why am i not surprised.

>>26284144
clearly isnt chill if she had to get disciplined

>choosing no body taytay over nicki minaj with the body of a goddess

you all gay.

>>26284549
Nicki Minaj's body is the result of implants

if that's your thing then ok

>>26284033
Nicki Minaj would be the perfect fuckdoll

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If you chose pic related you're a fag.

Nicki Minaj is high test but everything on her is fake which invalidates it.

Rihanna's the only option

I'd like to say Niki Minaj, but >>26284585 is right, she is more machine than woman, twisted and evil.

So, I pick tay-tay

>>26284033
TayTay how is this a real question

>>26284144
I used to like riri but she just seems trashy now and just smokes pot all the time fuckin nope. TayTay is the only WayWay for me

>>26284180
How tall is she? I feel like i should just know this.

>>26284549
TayTay legs for days guy she will hold up longer than Nikki is 33 already gonna get short and fat soon. Tay nice 26.

Won't lie tho Nikki is sexy

>>26285091
5'10 damn she tall still 4 inches taller tho whoo

>>26285066

she's still hot as fuck.

>>26285347
Well yea, All 3 are good in their own way

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>>26284033

Not

The

Nigger.

>>26285377

Riri is literally a princess.

>>26286216
This.

Always go with the white girl.

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>>26284107
that bitch is tall as fuck tho

>>26286571
shame about the ass

Nicki

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>>26284033
Any answer other than Rihanna means you're gay.

Nicki is literally a plastic succubus, Taylor is skinny pale white girl


Rihanna? Well this is Rihanna
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k43CJ01jnNI

>>26286615
what ass :^)

original meme

Rihanna. The other two are gross

>>26286571
I know I like the height
riri only 2" shorter tho
nikki a midget at 5'2"

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>>26284033
If we're just talking about fucking Nicki just cause she has the best ass and tits.

If I get to know them past fucking though probably RiRi just because she qt as fuck, and seems chill as fuck.

Would normally pick the white girl, but Taytay is just too fucking tall.

>>26286654
Leo "GivemeanOscar" Dicaprio is hitting this..

>>26286712
I was kinda looking at it as in forever! hahaha taytay for life. Same age almost too woo

>>26284033
Swift

This is not a question.

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>>26286654

i want to rape her so badly it hurts.

>>26286657
Little TayTay butt is cute

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>>26286571
What I want more than anything else in the world is a really tall girl with a humongous ass. Like Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian except 7 ft tall. Too bad they get all stretched out when they get tall : (

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>tfw i couldn't recognize tay tay and rihanna

just thought it was some random white chick and spic

>>26286833
7' really? That's too much for me, used to know a 6'9" girl and she was like really good shape just so large that everything. Her boobs looked regular to her body but to me and regular humans they were HUGE

>>26286936
....Everything else on her was huge...

that was strange

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>>26286936
Its more of a fantasy than something that I would want in real life, unless it became much more socially acceptable to be in a relationship with a much taller girl. Also my thing is I guess I'd just like to be completely dominated by a girl and feel inferior to her in every way, and made to feel like her bitch pretty much, but I don't see how I'd be able to approach any girl about that without them bursting out laughing at me if they're not already laughing at how much smaller I am compared to them.

I think one day I'll take a trip to the Netherlands since they have lots of tall women there and prostitution is legal there, but until then I'll pretend to be into normal and smaller sized women.

Anyway got any pics of the 6'9" grill?

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>>26287189
This pic gets across what I mean more I think

Taylor is the closest thing to a white woman, so her.

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taytay

Nikki Minaj looks plastic as fuck and I don't like Rihanna's tits.

>>26287189
and another fetish...
got any links to porn like this (prefrably lesbian)

>>26287244
No I wish only met a few times thru mutual friend out when I lived in Oregon

sorry man =(
how tall are you?

They're all disgusting.

>>26284144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGDkg3QiJmk

>>26287289
5'9" so I still have an ok shot at dating a girl maybe a little taller then me.

>>26287278
Damn her hips look wide as fuck in that pic.

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>>26287283
lesbian: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55bec2a7039a4
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=682196747

Straight: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55be518aca75a

ITT:

>Rihanna fans are elitists
>Tay fans are groupies/fanboys
>Nicki fans seem pretty chill

with that said I'd take Rihanna. She's too hot to pass up.

if you don't pick rihanna you're gay to be honest

>>26287733
Fuck this ruined my no fap streak.

>>26284033
Definitely Nicki Minaj. I want to bury my face in her fake tits and fuck her fake ass until it pops.

>>26287278
Does Taylor Swift even have tits?

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>>26287394
They don't lie my friend

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>>26288200
eh, it doesn't matter all that much to me. Although it'd just be a plus if her tits were a bit larger.

ok so let me get this straight

there are real, straight men who when given these three choices, would:

ignore the obvious choice (rihanna). if you don't pick her you are a retard, but lets say you're a retard

next you could pick a bimbo with huge ass fake ass and titties, so at least as your personal fuck toy she would have that going for her. i mean nicki definitely would be a freak in the sheets.

but no, there are men out there who want a tall ass 5'10" board with a mediocre face? no ass and tits, shit personality, bad music, not even that pretty.

who the fuck are you guys?

Taylor...she's the stereotypical country blue eyed blonde so she reminds of the type of girl I was supposed to be able to get if I hadn't turned out a robot loser

>>26288284
I genuinely do not like Rihanna's body. Her music is pretty bad as well.

>>26288202
Holy shit, I always thought her ass was flat, but thats really fucking nice.

>>26288303
so pick nicki at least. why god would anyone inflect taylor swift on themselves if they had these options?

>>26288284
>>26288296
You did read OP's post right? We're only picking which would be good fuck dolls, not someone to value as a human being

>>26288284

This is why I hate society, everybody is a myopic piece of shit.

>>26288321
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxHngEGuXRA

>you will never go down on TS

Feels bad m8s

>>26288324
Ok? A white blonde does more for me than some negroes no matter how big their butts are.

>>26288321
>>26288284

Because they're idiots
I've given up on men a long time ago

>>26288381

Are you spic or white?

I think your reasoning is stupid and perverse but then I think of how a 6/10 middle eastern man is far more attractive to me than a 10/10 white one

You still sound like an annoying fag from your posts though

>>26288386
>>26288413
Drunk on a friday night?

>>26288413
you sound like an annoying nigger or mudshit.

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>>26288386
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. l want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London

>>26288453

I'm not drunk. I just had a really bad day and 4chan is aggravating it. I'm not even in my typical shitposting mood either.

>>26288461
And you sound like some creep who forces his preferences down everyones throat like every faggot who prefers white blondes. Nobody cares.

>>26288501
>I just had a really bad day
why would you come to this place then, and why this thread of all places

>>26288284
>bad music
Say what you like but she's actually pretty decent for a pop singer. Only thing I can stand when my little sister makes me listen to her favorite radio stations when I drive her to school.

>>26288303
I agree her body is pretty average but she's easily got the prettiest face.

>>26288296
>girl I was supposed to be able to get
What does that even mean? How do you figure out what kind of girl your supposed to be able to get? That type of information would be very helpful to me.

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>>26288523
I concur

original post

Rihanna's pussy has to be something else because you literally have famous actors, rappers, producers, and god knows who else fighting over it.

>>26288501
>And you sound like some creep who forces his preferences down everyones throat like every faggot who prefers white blondes. Nobody cares.

>I respond to OP's question
>some shitskin moron replies to my post out of the blue and calls me a faggot for preferring my own race
>"h-how dare you shove your preferences down my throat!"

Get fucked you monkey, now everyone has to go ooga booga over your 5/10 fat whores

>>26288578
I mean the same can be said about Taylor Swift


Also Drake and Meek Mill literally fought over Nicki Minaj

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>>26288471
You are a fucking reddit-tier white knight cuck. GTFO and kill yourself you fucking spineless faggot.

>>26288386
tits or gtfo

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>>26288598
i fucking kek'kd m8

>>26288646

this is relevant:

https://youtu.be/AcCgg33PEaE?t=96

50 cent is literally afraid of Rihanna.

>>26286833
>>26286936
>>26287189
>>26287244
>>26287733
How did this get derailed? Lets get back to fantasizing about having a giant dominant gf.

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So many nigger lover here..

Holy shit, this is easy. Rihanna. Hands down.
Nicki is an annoying cunt with a fake booty and I don't think T-Swift is that good-looking.

Rihanna, though. Sexiest negress I've ever seen. And just look at her. You know she's chill as fuck. You know you'd have great sex, get super blazed, have more great sex erryday.

>>26288888

Quints dont lie?

I wouldn't mind getting pegged by Taylor Swift.

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>>26288940
You're damn right they don't.
(Also, holy shit. I've never even gotten trips before.)

>>26288790
>>26287283
http://www.xvideos.com/video10201238/amazon_vanessa_6.3ft_lifts_tiny_obie_5ft

not lesbian but i got you senpai

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>>26288975
I call cuckhold position

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>>26284033
Taylor of course. And she comes with a dozen bisexual model friends for threesomes

In decreasing order
Nicki
>already bimbofied
>you know she ride that dick hard
>good weed connections
>can personally introduce me to snoop dogg
Taylor
>objectively most beautiful
>tiny body would be REALLY tight
>anal
Rihanna
>fine af but the other two are hotter

>>26288766
lol that video is pretty good

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I would choose nicki to be quite honest. I don't care if she is plastic, I'd still fuck that body so hard.

>>26290090
Okay let me just say, the easy answer for me is Rihanna, and I respect that other people see it differently.

Nicki is gross, but beyond that, shes just... too short... I don't like chicks under 5'...6? Short chicks just look all... proportioned wrong idk.

And tay tay just isn't that pretty.

But even those things aside, definitely Ri.

>>26288284
>>26288303
rhianna is literally DUDE WEED LMAO

BUT LETS GET BACK TO THE GIANT SEXY FEMALES

>>26284033

Swift, I guess, she has a shitty body, but Nikkie and rihanna both have really ugly faces, plus I could throw Swift around a lot more in the bedroom, a lot easier to deepdick.

>>26284106
seconding this sentiment.

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>>26290918
>Rhianna
>ugly face
u gay?

>>26284033
> ITT: everyone makes a gut instinct judgement then tries to rationalize it with logic

Nicki Minaj by far, because shes the one i want to fuck the most