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Who /chaddad/ here?

>Always going off on how he fucked tons of girls when he was my age
>Always shit talks me for spending so much time on the computer
>Constantly threatens to kick me out if I don't become social and get a job

This is the fucking worst.
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>>26279712
Yep, pretty much.

>dad has a bunch of wild stories about having threesomes and beating up faggots
>not outwardly judgmental, but I can sense his disappointment at his knowledge that I'm a friendless virgin
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>>26279712
>>26279770
>tfw no dad

OP BTFO

I win!
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>>26280323
>tfw your dad will never know of the millions of embarrassments in your life

Being a nigger is great
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>dad was a beefcake chad, star player on his high-school football team, turned army ranger
>mom was a hot Stacy cheerleader with mental problems
>my brother and I are both worthless robots
yay
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>>26279712
>dad was star football player in HS
>cut as hell by college. Banging tons of chicks before meeting my mom
>extrovert who has quickly climbed the corporate ladder


He's not too bad. He tells me every time I see him how proud he is of me. A year ago, he cried and talked about how he failed as a dad by not being there for me (cheated on my mom). He genuinely tried to rebuild our relationship, and I have no problems with him


BUT HE'S STILL A FUCKING MANLET AT 5'9"! HAHAHA FUCK YOU DAD! I'M 5'11'' BITCH!
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>>26279712
Nah my dad is an autistic sperg like me.
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Nah my Dad has a lot of robot qualities but he's actually very successful. He's got a high paying job, a wife with a fat ass (I know I have mommy issues) and is actually able to fake charisma when talking to strangers

When alone he's incredibly quiet and impossible to hold a conversation with. He spends most of his time brooding in the basement. I'm going to turn out like him minus the job, wife and social abilities
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>be 15
>sit at dinnet table
>Dad tells this story how he fucked that Turkish girl in a tent
>anal because she had to be virgin for her fiance who was sitting outside at the fireplace
>all while my Mom's at the table
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>>26281070
5'11"

King of manlets
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>>26279712
>>26279770
aren't kids supposed to copy patterns from their parents? what went wrong?
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>>26281173
>He spends most of his time brooding in the basement.
Is he working on a bomb?
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I sleep in only my underwear and my step dad did the same. The thing was he had a big dick and made fun of me quite a bit for having a small dick.

He also hit me a lot. He is also a drummer in a shitty local band and never got a job because he has rich parents and has always been attractive.
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>>26281447
that sounds like seriously shit
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>5'7 manlet
>works as a consultant
>has been lifting for 25 years and has a ton of bodybuilding trophies
>does submission wrestling and judo
>mum is his bitch and cooks/cleans everything for him
>flirts with young 20 yr old women everywhere
>fucks mum at least twice a week even when my brother and I are at home

he truly is something
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>>26281830
>fucks mum at least twice a week even when my brother and I are at home
are they loud?
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