I have a date with a girl from Tinder in three hours. She is

No, it'll be shitty for you and shitty for her.
There are worse things than being alone.

>>26273353
why do centipedes exist

why has burning gasoline not been poured into that bucket

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>>26273386
Explain it to me anon. How would it be shitty for her?

>>26273401
She's protecting her babies, you dickhole.

>>26273419
Because she'll suspect and eventually realize you resent her for being below her, then you'll use her as a stepping stone to get a more attractive woman.
That's your whole plan.

>>26273446
>That's your whole plan.

More like my friend's plan. I dont even know what to do during the date anyways. Sit and talk in the student union? Take her somewhere in this boring town when I barely have money as a student?

At least she thinks you're good enough to go out on a date with REEEEE

At least she's not a land whale and if she is I hope you'll at least bring a harpoon with you.

It's not all about looks you also have to account for personality. A lot of stacies have the personality of a fucking doorknob. Would you prefer that over someone you can actually have a meaningful conversation with?

>>26273473
>At least she's not a land whale

she has a nice body but her face is cutting her points. She's what you'd call a butterface

>>26273353
Go though with it but expect nothing. Most of my Tinder dates turn out to be abysmal failures and I never hear anything from the girl again.

>>26273473
>Would you prefer that over someone you can actually have a meaningful conversation with?

Probably. Women aren't that great to talk to anyways

>>26273488
>Most of my Tinder dates turn out to be abysmal failures and I never hear anything from the girl again

Let's hope that's what happens if I do go through with it.

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This is her btw

Let me know what you think

>>26273566
>it's the same b8 as last practice gf thread
Oh for fuck's sake.
I hate you, you nigger.
Why do you make such utterly banal bait?

>>26273592
I posted last night but it wasnt b8. No idea what your'e talking about

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>>26273566
My Tinder date tonight looks better

>>26273605
The thread last night already called her a gf.

she is going to pick up on the fact you think she is ugly straight away

>>26273627
holy shit I'm killing myself

>>26273633
of course I did. Needed to test the waters of what would happen if I dated her.

>>26273638
Not if I control my body language

I'm in a similar situation.

She was aggressive in talking to me because she is lonely and thinks I am attractive.

She sends me naughty pics and wants to fuck me, so I was cool with texting her. But now she is starting to send more bf/gf type texts like "how is your day going".

She is like a 7 personality wise, kinda funny, but like a 4 physically. I'm kind of the reverse of her, 5 personality 8 looks.

I'm debating about whether or not to meet up with her because I have a penis and my biological imperative to procreate is telling me to do it, but my brain says she is using sex to bait me into a relationship I don't really want long term.

>>26273353
You upset me, you pathetic human being.
You don't deserve a better looking girl, but she surely deserves someone better than you.

>>26273659
>robot
>controlling body language

>>26273669
Will you feel like shit being seen with her though? I care a lot about what others think and she lives on campus. I can't just bail out of this because I could see her again anyways.

>>26273682
maybe she does but life isnt fair and people choose partners for arbitrary reasons all the time, like that black girl I saw the other day who said she only dates white men.

>>26273683
I can at least try

>>26273353
>I am a 7-8/10 according to friends, /r9k/, /soc/,
Stopped reading there...

>>26273566
She looks like she has a decent body. If she had long hair she'd actually be presentable.

You should get her to grow her hair out, and practice gf her for a few months.

Yea, it might suck. But the experience you'll get from it will be really helpful.

>>26273700
>but life isnt fair
And you aren't helping.
If it hurts your ego so much, then don't date her. You'd be making her a favour.

>>26273710
I know you're right, but what about my parents? I dont want them to see their son's first gf and think she's ugly. It'd devastate them

>>26273740
I have to at least meet her today though to be courteous, but I'm hoping I'm wrong about that

>>26273710
>practice gf meme
When will it finally be acceptable for me to slit the throats of fornicators?

>>26273769
If OP is actually a 7-8/10, giving him the benefit of the doubt, he should be with a girl better than a 4/10 no matter how shitty of a person he is.

If his social skills cant facilitate a date with a qt then the only way to get enough EXP to romance an actual hottie, is to practice with this girl and get good at it/comfortable with the idea of dating someone.

This is how it works for all men, he's just late to the party

Perfect practice gf there, mate.

I know it'll probably be embarrassing walking around with an uggo but use this as experience for someone more your score.

>>26273819
>I know it'll probably be embarrassing walking around with an uggo

Got any tips on how to deal with/mitigate this?

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OP again, what should I do for the date? I'm meeting her in the campus dining hall.

She's not that ugly mate. I wouldn't feel that embarrassed, she has a nice body, and is kind of cute. Her face is a little round, but that's about it, and even that is not that bad. I honestly doubt you are that much better looking. If I were you I would date her and not feel awkward about it. If you don't feel awkward about it no one else will either.

John Cena loves to fuck fat chicks and doesn't apologize about it, and people don't care. Usher was dating a chick that looked kind of like a man, no one cares. And Usher is like the catch of all catches.

We all love to think that people care about what we do, they don't give a shit about you. They will care much much much more if she is a bitch/cunt.

If she is cool to be around, then fucking go for it. Honestly she will probably dump you in the end after she finds out you're not a match for her personality wise. Then you will be thinking about how awesome the sex was and how she was cool with watching nerdy sci fi shit

>>26273899
Where you go to school OP? Just play it cool and ask her questions about herself and stuff. It'll probably be a little awkward for both of you but if you be interested it'll be ok

>>26274126
I go to UAH. Again I ask, where should we go? Do we stay in the dining hall or go someplace else?

Im relying on you motherfuckers right now

>>26273566
she's qt, i really doubt that you're better looking than her op

>>26274106
>She's not that ugly mate
>she's not tooo~ ugly

If I were OP I'd deck you m8.

OP DONT FUCKING DO IT. IF YOU THINK YOU DESERVE BETTER THEN TRY TO GET BETTER GAME AND DO THAT

>>26274189
>qt

Are you blind? Look at her jowls. They make her look old. Her hair is fucked and her collarbone is too wide

He'd be a cuck to go through with this

>>26274189
cont. you seem like a massive shitcock, try not to let it show on your date

>>26274229
It's his first date. I was the same way. When you're over 18 and haven't fucked or dated before you want your first girl to prove to you that you can do what Chad does. Starting with an uggo isnt helping anyone

>>26274221
I agree but you sounded autistic when you mentioned the collarbone

>>26273353
Stick your dick in with the centipede.

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>>26274179
Grab a bite to eat and suggest going for a walk (if the weather's nice where you are)

It'll be a good change of scenery and it could also lead to you walking her back to your place

>>26273566
>all things sci-fi
Ask her why she is a Vorlon worshipping cuck.

>>26274280
>weather

It's cold as fuck right now

>walking to my place

I live off campus since I live 10 minutes away

>>26274221
Are you retarded or blind or both? Your tiny arms aren't going to get you much better.

>>26274318
>go to dining hall with laptop
>have her meet you at your table
>this will minimize your shaking and nervousness
>talk to her
>if you aren't funny or witty, tell her interesting things you did
>if you aren't interesting, bank on her shit

Then take >>26274280 advice and walk around with her (wear a coat pussy). Since you live on campus, then maybe she does. Walk to her place, and ask to watch one of her stupid movies.

You know she is attracted to you since you matched on Tinder, so you're free to start touching her. When she giggles start kissing her, then your natural instincts will lead to fucking.

After that you can bail or keep dating her for practice.

>>26274397
>tiny arms

uwot?

You're going to fail no matter what you do. You care entirely to much what people who don't matter think. You'll never be happy, thinking that way

>>26274485
Post arms pls

>>26274516
I will likely fuck it up, but it'd feel better to fuck up with a qt

>>26274529
no time for that. Only 2 hours left to firgure out what to do

>>26274553
Why would you want to fuck it up with a qt? Would you rather fail a practice test or the actual test?

Also, take her to a book store if there is one nearby.

>>26273627
Tri-delt

She's probably been fucked by lots of other chad frat boys

>"Try delta, everyone else has!"

>>26274596
the hell are we gonna do at the bookstore? I'm not knocking you I'm literally curious who the hell are we gonna do there?

I took a female friend there once, it was awful

>>26274642
>tfw making typos everywhere because nervous

>>26274553

>what to do
What to do is to go on this date and not think about it. You only hurt yourself by thinking. There is thinking, and then there is living. You need less thinking and more living.

>>26274679
that doesnt make sense for anyone who isnt a normalfag bro

>>26274642
Conversate while browsing, compare favorite authors, discuss literary techniques, sip coffee while she gives you a foot job under the table.

>>26274722
>>26274722
I forgot I was a footfag. I guess I could get some foot action out of this, and since I'm new to campus no one I know will see me anyways.

I'm gonna go clean out my car. be back in 20

>>26274641
So that means I have a legitimate shot of getting laid? Well aren't I lucky.

>>26273566
She is at least 5.5/10 has a cute face and a nice body. Considering you're already using r9k I don't think you're going to do a huge amount better in the short term.

>>26275074
that hurt my feelings

Wow op I can almost guarantee this girl is more attractive than you

She's at least a 6 I bet you a 3 faggot

>>26275269
Im really not a 3/10

And let's say you're right and she's a 6/10

I'm still not socially adept enough to make this date work

>>26275316
Just talk to her. If a lull happens, make a comment on something going on around you that may be interesting.

For the love of god don't make negative remarks about the current events either, I don't want to see a thread in 2 days about how all you did was talk shit about everything and then wonder where it all went wrong.

>>26275397
So I can just stay in the dining hall and talk to her? I dont have to take her anywhere?

>>26275429
If you think that's best, then give it a shot. Something is better than nothing, and maybe she's down to just chill and talk.

>>26275429
How long until the date?

>>26275671
1 hour and 30 mins. I hope she flakes. I'm leaving in half an hour to get a seat so she can just walk over to me

>>26275732
Please post an update afterwards OP.

>>26275833
Seconding. And I suppose I'll add some more text just to make it an original comment ree normie fuck piss bottle waifu poking me with a stick.

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>>26275928
>>26275833

Ok. I'll be posting a new thread with this image and this trip if anything happens to this thread

>>26273487
Where are the pics senpai??

>>26273353
i have a searing urge to fokin stomp that shit on the pic

>>26276315
>>26276299
>>26275928
>>26275833
She flaked. Something about "im homesick. This bipolar weather is killing me"

That's a hell of a load off my mind.

>>26277087
Oh well, there will probably be others. Use the fact that you didn't really want to go out with her but were going to anyway as motivation next time you feel like not going on a date. A nut is a nut nigga.

>>26277221
she literally implied she was "homesick" but then she says "No I'm at home sick"

So now I look like a fucking idiot. So I just told her that's a bummer. I'm not going to message her again.

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>tfw casually chatting with this goddess on Tinder

>>26277256
Women, am I right? At least you were willing to go through with it.

>>26277285
nice transexual girl bro. Traps are all the rage

>>26277256
As I said earlier, expect nothing. She just didn't want to go out with you. Plenty of other girls out there.

>>26277285
>stupid "im so quirky" expression
>unnatural hair color
It's all yours man.

>>26277256
>So now I look like a fucking idiot

"I'm home sick/homesick"
"I'm at home sick."

World of difference. She's retarded, not you.

>>26277285
Orbiter detected.
Hows it feel knowing she is having 'casual chats' with about 30+ other men at the same time?

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>>26277317
I didn't expect anything, I was hoping to christ she flaked on me since this would have been a disaster.

This post is deliciously ironic.
>OP worries about being seen with average chick.
>Chick makes up reason not to be seen with OP.

>>26277335
>Hows it feel knowing she is having 'casual chats' with about 30+ other men at the same time?
I mean I don't have any real expectations of it working out but it can't hurt to try.

>>26277359
It's not ironic. It's fate telling me that I belong with a more attractive woman because I too am attractive and Staceys are always nice to me anyways.

I'll continue improving myself and get the qt I deserve

lmao this guy

You know nothing about women you'll probably end up with someone uglier than her

Fucking arrogant prick

>>26277285
She needs to trim those god damn eyebrows. I bet she refuses to shave her legs and has hairy pits too.

>>26277412
lol I was already on the fence with her so why would I willingly date someone worse looking? You also need to chill, there are way more "arrogant" guys than me. Also women like arrogance anyways.

>>26277364
Did you ever have a woman this pretty? How attractive are you? because if you don't stand a chance then there's no point in talking to her you're only boosting her self-esteem and thus hurting others in the long run

>>26273353
That's a pretty cool centipede

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>>26277436
I'm moderately attractive but I found out she's actually only 17 (18 in a few weeks) while I'm 24. So maybe the fact I'm older than her peers will give me a better chance. But even if there's only a 2% of meeting her it's worth it

>>26277600
Why does she have shit all over her lips?

>>26277836
Looks like chapped lips to me. So I guess because she didn't use chapstick?

>>26273353
I am 7-8/10 too and i want to tell you this - You decided well... You can do better for that first time! Later with some experiance you can fuck those low tier girls and don't care, but your first time try definitely some better and put some standard or you may regret...

>>26273566

>4/10

shes qt tbqh

How do I know if I'm a practice gf robots
I'm scared I am one. ;-;

>>26277905
She can't take care of herself. I would leave her be.

>>26273353
This is why you queerbots will never be Bigguns McSwag. Any hole is a goal, faggots. 4/10s fuck like demons and are grateful for it when you shoot it in their eye. You don't have to marry a bitch, just fuck her on the D/L.

Seriously, life is too fucking short. Get ad much pussy as you can. Fat, slim, ugly, hot, it's all the same.

>>26279147
stop being a tight ass over small details

>>26278546
post pic of yourself and your bf and I can try making an educated guess.

>>26279221
She flaked on OP so he's not getting pussy tonight

>>26277285
>sock boob
>haha i ruined my hair

she is very pretty though, and i aint got nuthin

>>26279238
Nigger where do you think we are? The face of god almighty could pop up in front of my fucking monitor and my autism would find some wrong shit.

Fool I find flaws in diamonds on a daily.

Seriously.