>my belief in my being IQ over 140 was the only source of

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>>26272548
Don't worry phamily, gene therapy is progressing at a rapid pace and we're beginning to find the gene sequences that control intelligence. In the future you'll just be able to buy intellectual capability.

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>had to take an IQ test in high school as part of proving to the district that I do not need to be monitored by the psychologist
>felt like I did pretty poorly on it
>never got to hear what my score was, only told by the school that it was 'extremely above average'
I can't even brag about this shit on the internet without the number, bitch could've even been lying. I don't feel above average.

who here have shit memory span?
also
>mfw verbal iq saved me from being under 100
>mfw good verbal iq is because i come from a well educated familly
>mfw all my friends find me dumb and "slow"
kill me plz

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>>26272571
>Implying he will have enough money to buy it

>>26272763
maybe it's not an indication of low intelligence? But possibly inattention?

Any anons know a decent online IQ test?

>>26272763
Same, sometimes I can't remeber the words I want to say though and then I have to pause mid sentence. My mother and all my other phamilia are also math wizs and I'm absolutely shit at it. I'm plan on reteaching myself though.

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>get tested in my late school years
>141
>still feel fucking retarded and unable to do anything
Atleast I remember most of my post history, someone recently told me it is weird that I know what I posted weeks ago. But it feels incredibly good to have a great memory

147 here, don't see why it's such a big source of pride for you guys.
>tfw literally off the charts in some parts of the test
>tfw suck at left brain stuff so lower iq than I have the potential to get

>a decreasing ability to memorize is usually caused by depression

i will probably be on altzheimer tier by time i am 30

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>>26272879
Ewwwwww, you ought to go out and find yourself a GF if altzheimers is really spurred on by depression.
>>26272852
I haven't taken an IQ test, but I'm the same way. I suck at math, time management, lazy asf and had to rely on my high test scores to make it through HS. Shits brutal man.

>>26272879
Noticed this too. I dip into the suicidal ideation level and my mind is like a sieve

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>>26272846
I have a decent memory not great yet it is extremely lifelike.
Tfw I get to experience traumatic memories in HD. Then there is this unquenchable lust to study but you have add. Though everything else about having a good imagination or memory is super rad I admit that. I just wish for the love of God I was more normal.

>>26272548
Well IQ is a bell curve. So if you have an IQ of 118, then you are smarter than something like 80% of all humans

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>>26272800
look for mensa test

>But possibly inattention?

yes i really think my attention is bad, but dunno
took the test when i was a kid, i think i still have those problems because like >>26272802 shit like that happen to me
>mfw someone spell a word letter by letter for a game/joke and you can guess it
>mfw i realised i do'nt play game that use short term memory because i can't
>mfw im so shit at board game because i can't follow and remember what im doing and whats going on, that my friends use me as a joke

halp plz

also my psychiatrist say its because i have depression, but im like this since im a kid so lol.
dumb bitch trying to circlejerk on depression with me

>>26273249
>>mfw someone spell a word letter by letter for a game/joke and you can guess it
*can't guess it
lol.

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>>26273052
This. Complaining that your IQ is "only 118" is like complaining about getting a B+ instead of an A- in a class.

are there actually any meds that can supress depressions?

>>26272763
>All my friends find me dumb and slow
Your friends sound like jerks, anon.

>>26273278
It's still a problem if you want any meaningful achievements.

>tfw 104
Be happy you faggot

>>26272548
lol stupid fucking normie

>>26273343
A person's desire to reach meaningful life achievements shouldn't be limited by a number they got after taking an online quiz.

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>>26272548
having a single number be the sole source for your self-esteem doesn't sound very smart ....

>>26273289
you should try somthing like ketamine(illegal drug), i heard its effective

>>26273311
thanks
i recently realized that they never say positive things to me.

>>26272571
lol the elite will just use this to make most of humans dumb as fuck to keep working for them

are there any online iq tests that are somewhat reliable?

lol intjs

>>26272548
>2. Please DO NOT share or publish answers at any time with any other person.

Carry your shame in silence

>>26273657
you're a non-person

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>>26273278
>Normal IQ
>Average score for most people
>70% of the population

Oh it's the NYT. I should have expected this

>>26273539
>ketamine(illegal drug)
Actually it's used by veterinarians and sometimes even used on people as an anesthetic, so it's not very illegal. I can confirm it does wonders for depression.

>>26273600
no, but if you want to feel smart take this one https://www.raventest.net/

it says i scored 152, which is obviously not accurate at all, but now i can brag about a """""""152IQ"""""""" like every other r9k user

>>26273600
no, because iq test is a diagnostic tool
not some shit you can take on internet
also OP say he only did matrices test, but the important things with iq test is to see if your inteligence is homogeneous or not, so you have to mesure differents abilities

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>>26273676
N-n-no Bully

>>26272548
>above average IQ
>gets mad

I hope you die of cancer op.

>>26273702
i know, but its a regulated drug, and no doctor will give it to you for depression

also they are doing research to make an anti-depressant that works like ketamine

>>26273511
he's probably not even 6' tall either. LOL

>>26272763

I scored above average on IQ test. People generally think I'm a bit daft and treat me like I have a hard time understanding them. Meanwhile I understand things and people exceptionally well, but whatever I say comes out retarded or I just speak slowly or fractured. In general difficulty concentrating, brain fog.

It's like a normal me is trapped behind a veil of retardedness. So now I'm unemployed and am 4channing

>>26273797
I'm the opposite, I have a way with words and have been accused of being "charming" but I swear I'm a fucking retard deep down

That's still pretty decent unlike me.(>100 baka)

At least I was never delusional about my intelligence. You're an idiot for basing your self worth on an IQ test lmao.

>>26273797
>I'm actually really smart
>I-it's just a VEIL of retardedness

Sorry to hear that...

>>26273797
>I'm only pretending to be retarded

you are literally a meme

>>26273830
thanks senpai sama

>>26273797
>In general difficulty concentrating, brain fog.
dumb question but
how would you describe this?
how do you feel when you have to focus on something and have those difficulties, can you feel at the moment that your brain is doing shit or do you realize later?

>>26272879
Is that what a good memory is? Can normalfags not remember everything they post?

>>26273707
>click on the link
>this test is composed of 60 questions
>immediately leave
who here /shortattentionspan/?

>>26273812
Do you feel like an imposter too?

>>26273451
>A person's desire to reach meaningful life achievements shouldn't be limited by a number they got after taking an online quiz.
But a person's ability to do so is certainly limited by it.

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>>26272548
Wow, can't believe I actually did ok at this. I would take it with a grain of salt though, seemed pretty easy compared to others I've done. Or maybe all the portal I've played lately has made me clever.

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>>26273278
>There is nobody with an IQ below 100
Also
>121 average IQ of college graduates
I've met some fucking dumb college graduates. The kind of majors people pick today consider merit based on emotions and conjecture.

>>26272548

The average IQ in the US is now about 115 due to the Flynn effect.
I feel like the average user on /r9k/ thinks they're more than 2 standard deviations above the mean or simply lie about it, but in reality, they're not even as smart as the people they look down upon.
Is there a name for this phenomenon? The feeling of being smarter than one's peers who are, in reality, objectively better than them.

I just scored 155 on the raven test. I can't believe I'm literally a genius!

>>26274012
I feel "distant from reality" in a way. Difficult to describe. When I concentrate, I feel my mind diving into whatever it is. Let's say reading. I might read a few sentences/ paragraphs, then eventually I stop being able to connect words to their meanings. So I can look at a word, like "jacket" and it's just a word without meaning. It might as well be "jkfshfgid".

I will stare at the sentence trying to make sense of it. After, idk 30 sec -4mins, I do manage it and continue. Sometimes I will start thinking about other things or zone out and become distant.

My way for going around this back in school was to skim read everything and try to pick up on the general thing that is told and fill in the holes myself. I assumed what the gaps consisted of. I also do this when listening to people talk. I hear the beginning of what they say and just fill in the rest myself. Usually what they say is unimportant so I get away with nodding, saying "yeah" or so.

To me concentrating feels "sharp". Generally my mind feels blurry.

>>26274398
>Is there a name for this phenomenon? The feeling of being smarter than one's peers who are, in reality, objectively better than them.
Dunning-Kruger effect I guess

>>26274398
Its called being jelly or jell

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>>26274364
>>There is nobody with an IQ below 100
learn2math

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No worries OP, I got 164 and I'm just a stupid pleb. Shit doesn't mean anything.

My IQ is 116, i wish it was something to brag about but it really isn't, i feel dumb as hell around my friends, i've tried playing chess and all the other smart shit but i just cant grasp it, i find literature boring, but i REALLY want to like it. I just can't accept that i'm not smart, i have absolutely nothing. Not even a good IQ. I did shit in high school and barely graduated, i hate reading, and i can only enjoy action movies and games, i fucking hate this shit.

>>26274629
did you have to pay for your result?

>>26274501

The IQ has shifted since the 90s.
Now, an IQ of 100 would be more like an IQ of 80-85, which is just a standard deviation above retarded.

>>26274692

He doctored the photo, or saved it from somewhere else.

>Taking IQ tests seriously

>>26274763

>Taking life seriously

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Didnt doctor shit. Free IQ tests are always BS anyways.

I honestly don't even want to know my IQ. I'd rather be dumb as shit and just have people tell me "Wow ur so smart anon :^)" than know for certain that I'm only average or worse.

Hell, if my results came back within 10 points of the average IQ I'd probably an hero.

Hey high iq fuckers, how fast can you do 164 x 242, in your head without anything to help. Takes me 13 seconds, but my IQ is only 108 according to an online test endorsed by /pol/.

>>26274851

Nice wallpaper anon, i'm thinking of getting a second monitor soon

When I was younger I took a stupid online IQ test and got around 140 and seriously thought I was a genius for most of my life. But honestly, it justified me going through school and when I struggled I remembered that my IQ was that high and I needed to keep going. I'm now done University and on my way to med school, and recently I took a real IQ test and found out my IQ is only around 115 or so. But thinking I was a genius was very inspiring for me.

>>26274851
>how to take a screenshot

is that serious?

Every IQ thread on 4chan results in everyone being a genius, you just can't believe the losers on here. They seem to think having an IQ over 140 isn't a big deal.

>>26274891

It's a joke if you didn't get that the first time.

>>26274916
True, however there was an official online test and a lot of people were showing results of 125-150. More than I expected, like half of the anons.

http://www.adultsocialskills.com/iq.html

>>26274944
Online tests don't mean shit. Honestly, most people who take them will most probably score 20 points lower on actual tests you take in real life.

>>26274944
Bragging about IQ is mainly a teenage thing, I remember all the kids use to boast about trivial shit like that when they were 17. But then they grew up and realized it didn't matter for shit. It's basic /b/ tier nonsense.

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>>26272548

159IQ

What do I do now? I took my time and thought through each question carefully. These were clever and got progressively more layered.

IQ isn't even real. IQ means nothing when people value usefulness more than nihilistic or logical thinking.

>>26274465
thanks a lot
it only recently occured to me that i zone out sometime, even when i really try to focus, and other people don't do that
i never understood the concept of "concentration" before

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>UNDOUBTEDLY A GENIUS

>>26274629
>>26274851
>>26275093
>>26274340

The fact that all you faggots got a 160 iq means a lot, especially since you're all cornered on /r9k/. A board about depression, existentialism, and extreme critique of reality.

Give this test to anyone else and they would get 90 or 115 IQ.

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thank god i am autistic so i can't put this to any good use

>>26275187
nah it's just an easy test

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Well... seems like I'm the real master here!

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>>26274851
>tfw not even 164 IQ
Who else here /hopelessly retarded/?

I recently played through the main puzzles in The Witness which probably gave me a crazy advantage.

Also there was one pattern on the last question which I noticed while the next page was loading, and I know it was wrong. Feels bad.

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>>26275230
for u

hehehehee

>>26275187

I've seen IQ threads on /b/ where everyone post screenshots of them scoring 140+.

And I think "oh wow, less that 0.1% of the population of the US scores this high, and it just so happens that 50 people on this board scored above that.

>>26275230
i know for fact that normies find this kind of shit extremely difficult. for you this is very logical, obvious. for them its impossible

>>26274465
>>26275111
also
>Generally my mind feels blurry.
i don't know how to describe it but its like there is always some noise in my head
i often say random words and sentences of random words that makes no sense in my head, when im not thinking of something particular. shit is weird

>>26275290
How the fuck do you know those 50 people aren't part of the 0.1%. Maybe it isn't a coincidence that most of them land here in the end.

>>26272607
I'm in the same boat
What the fuck does it mean? Did we do bad buy they didn't want to hurt our feelings?

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who /smartbutlazy/ here?
who /2smart2getgf/ here?
who /didntevenreallytryonthetest/ here?

fuck this test, it's as valid as a damn horoscope quiz. i'd say i'm closer to 100IQ

>>26275283
>I recently played through the main puzzles in The Witness which probably gave me a crazy advantage.
this game is shit

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>>26275290

I don't think you understand the sensitivity of some of the questions on the test. Some of the patterns are really difficult to crack. They must be worth more points than the easier ones in the beginning. People usually take their time in the beginning and blow right through it in the end and get a really high score or a really shit score.

The fact that this thread is 3 hours old and is getting real screenshots of people with high scores must mean something.

Either way, yeah. There's always something sketchy about IQ tests.

They are designed to make you feel better about yourself.

>>26275350
If you don't like puzzle games, of course it's shit. However, the level of care that went into constructing the puzzles and the world was immense, which is much more than can be said about 99% of games these days.

But you're right, I certainly don't think it's worth $40. Maybe $20-30.

>>26274465

The term is simply feeling foggy.

I feel that way after a long day of work. You can lessen the affects by doing cardio everyday, getting a 8 hours of sleep every night at consistent times, eating a balanced diet with plenty of fruit, and staying hydrated.

In severe cases, you may have ADD, and aphetamines may help.

>Your IQ score is: 155
not bad, for a test made 80 years ago.

I did a test for employment a while ago, didn't do so great. Proper intelligence tests mind rape you. This, not so much.

>>26272548
Member of Mensa checking in. Mensa is full of retarded autistic losers, whose only achievment in life was a high mark on a IQ test. Seriously, the amount of autism makes this board look like it's full of normies.

>>26275295
This.

Normal people see the shapes and get bored or get anxious because they can't solve anything.

>>26275504

Then post a link to a "Proper intelligence test".

>>26275504
this is actually the 1998 version of the test
>Your IQ score is: 55
fixed.

>>26275525

>Member of Mensa checking in.

>calls himself autist

Nice job doing a real test. Only these fake tests recommended by real neets count. gtfo

>>26275358

>real screenshots

The numbers can easily be changed in an image editing software.

>>26275583
>Only these fake tests recommended by real neets count
yeah sure
>make real test with my psych
>get 152
>do this one
>get 156
what a difference, im not actually as smart because its a fake online test :DDD

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>>26275569
im dyingxDDD

>>26275583
>the envy of all the faggots scoring less than 115

>>26275596

Yeah but nobody did. There's no point to jack each other off, especially since everyone here has similar IQ. You're thinking too much into this. We have nothing to gain from lying on /r9k/. Why aren't there screenshots of something ridiculous like 190 or 250 IQ? Because people don't give a shit about faking it.

>>26275554
>Then post a link to a "Proper intelligence test".
dont know about that, but this is the one that usually gets posted on /sci/ http://iqtest.dk/main.swf

>>26275698
thats the same shit on a different website

>>26275583
Didn't call myself an autist. Just stated, that the level of autism in Mensa makes this place, which is fucking autistic in itself, look like you losers are normies, which you aren't by any streach of the imagination.

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>>26275768
>look like you losers are normies, which you aren't

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>>26274340
That's nice, but check this my score my nigga.


>that genius level IQ

>>26275768
>"Member of Mensa checking in. Mensa is full of retarded autistic losers"

This was your quote. You stated you are a member of Mensa and everyone at mensa is autistic. Therefore, you are autistic.

Now go to bed normie.

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>>26275675

>but nobody did
You don't know that.
>why would anyone lie on /r9k/
Some people fiend off of feeling superior on anonymous image boards
>why are there no 190-250 IQ scores posted
No adult has ever been reported to score over 161, and 250 is well beyond anything anyone has ever scored, so it wouldn't be believable.
The stories posted are a creative work of fiction and falsehood only a fool would believe anything posted here as a fact.

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>>26272548
>be OP
>take IQ test to validate my intelligence
>realize I'm average
>not realizing that a random number doesn't make you
>wish to actually be smart
>too dumb to pick up a book

>>26275842
Full of doesn't equate with everyone. Go back to english class and learn your own language.

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can a genius ITT pls explain what the fuck is going on here. im only an average pleb

>>26275863
>No adult has ever been reported to score over 161
really man?

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>play three different instruments by the time I'm 8
>parents, teachers, and people in general think I'm smart
>IQ was tested at 122 when I was 16
>pretty gud but no genius
>speak three languages

>haven't completed a single year of high school by age 22
>sixth year as a NEET
>haven't touched an instrument since I was 15
>bordering on alcoholism - can't even get state sponsored mental health care due to my drinking anymore

I'm fine with everything else but it still bothers me a little that people think I'm a total moron due to my nigh nonexistent education.

>>26275903
took me 6 minutes to find answer f

>>26275903
I'm guessing E

>>26275903

You just spin it counter clockwise and change the color each time, are you retarded?

>>26275903
d

origingrigirgrgnal

>>26275893
Full means near capacity. Since you never stated you DON'T have autism, I still assume you do.

>>26275903
Just answer F.

>>26275929

Yes. Quick search on google says 161 is the most someone over 18 has scored.
Plus I believe everyone on 4chan to be lying.

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>>26272548
what is with you fucking autists and your IQ tests. I swear in this board theres always a shitload of morons who took some IQ test when they were a kid, scored well, and then it proceeded to be the only source of confidence in their lives from that point on.

>>26275893
you are stupid as fuck, im sure you are member of mensa

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>>26275903
E nigga, the position matters, but put it aside for a minute and look at the number of squares by color.
>>26275952
You're wrong, there's already 3 black squares in that position.

>>26275947

Maybe try doing something with your life...

>>26275974
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Confirmed fucking bullshit. I GARUNTEE I am nowhere near as smart as this dumbass test says I am. This is terrible. You dumb fucking /b/ kiddies are so gullible it's not even funny. Take an actual test while being monitored and I assure you wont score higher than 100.

>>26276002
you're not thinking deep enough
answer is f

>>26276012
i actually did and scored 152

>>26276012
You might be pretty smart. You don't have to do well in school to score high on a IQ test. Plenty of people in Mensa don't have any education, because they can't figure out how to study, because autism.

>>26275903
It's easy if you focus on white square

>>26276058
No you didn't, show a certificate, until then you're nothing but a fraud.

The questions were fuck easy anyway, I don't see how this is an IQ test when it's just basic pattern puzzles. Could give the same questions to any pleb in the pub.

>>26275947
you ARE a moron though.
Look at your life.

>>26276109
>I don't see how this is an IQ test when it's just basic pattern puzzles
you havent done any real iq test have you?

>>26275903
Count them. There are three of every combination, but some are missing. E and F are valid combinations, and the you can choose the right one by looking at the amount of horizontal vs. vertical bars.
> certified genioius here.

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>>26276109
Not him, but I'm smarter than you and I got a 125 on this stupid test

>>26276170
Ignore my timestamp, the original cert is with my step father

>>26276170
How can you deduce that you're smarter than a random person on the internet? Also you're a slav so your opinion is irrelevant, have fun using that IQ to clean burger grills in the UK.

>>26276219
Because only a retard would say shit like this >>26276109

You better film your suicide dude, make it exciting faggot

>>26276236
^^ Has a good point.

>>26276236
It's not retarded though, my method for answering almost ALL of the questions was to look at each individual ROW and then discern a pattern. It's not rocket science, which my supposed IQ of 152 should make me capable of.

The hardest it ever got was the very last question with some circles inside a larger circle. But the majority of them was either combining the lines on a certain row, or subtracting them.

>tfw talking about iq on a burmese textile weaving forum instead of going out on a friday night with friends that i dont have
where did it all go so wrong

>>26272548
118 is still good

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>>26272548
DURRRRRRR I AM A WETARD COMPARED TO THE EL;ITE MEMBERES OF THIS FORUM XD

>>26275822
>and the dubs
I c-can't compete

>>26276326
The test probably inflated the scores by a great deal, so yeah. You are a retard.

The people who got 160 on this in real life might have a score of 130; the guys with 150, 120; 140, 110 and so on. So your lowly -by comparison- score of 129 would probably translate to more like like 90 or 100.
>>26276170
You should take the Raven test that OP took so that we can be able to compare the two.

>>26276443
This doesn't make sense, so OP is below 90? I'm sure he isn't retarded

>>26276483
Yeah, he probably is. Anyway if this >>26276170
Anon can take the test and show his score we can compare the two (the MENSA score and the online Raven score) and know by just how much the Raven test inflated our respective scores.

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Al these tests are shit, if you belive that your iq determines how you will do in life then kill yourselves

>>26276585
He got 156 IQ on the Mensa, Raven said his was 125 or something. How is it by any means inflated?

>>26276590
you say this like we dont already know it you fucking dumbass

>>26276604
Was it the same test? Different tests use different scale, so 156 in on test might be the same as 125 on another. It is just like different temperature scales.

>>26276707
as far as i know the mensa test is different

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dumb dumb here again. can another braniac explain what in God's name is going on here?

>>26276804
it's D

bloxx

>>26272548

140 IQ here.

ive done nothing with my life. double digit IQ people can/have/will achieve more than me.

i'd gladly remove 10-20 points of IQ if it meant I could motivate myself enough to be successful and remove my shitty upbringing and replace it with a decent one

I was tested in school IQ tests as having ~120 IQ, just putting this out of the way before what's coming

WHo gives a fuck about IQ? Whoa amazing, you have 150 IQ, whoa, you're almost Einstein tier. What good is it for if you do nothing but jack off all day and 100 IQs are out there working hard and with a better life than you.

If you define yourself by your IQ score, you're a complete moron

>>26276863
Is the pattern just: 4,5,6?

>>26277065
(with the additional restriction that balls either have to all be on the inside or all be on the outside)

>>26276975
i generally agree with this
the most i've done with mine is learning to program, which i just genuinely enjoy and would gladly do 8 hours a day for sometimes-obscene amounts of money
the difference is obvious in university, you can tell who's actually learning and interested and who's just there for the shekels

>>26273707
I got 157 there, and ~135 on iqtest.dk
It's bullshit anyways.

>>26275290
>tfw /b/ used to be full of smart people acting stupid
those were the days

>>26277105
yah, and it's also an electrostatic system that maps to the right answer

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>>26272548
Also I'm not a robot, I'm only here for entertainment.

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It's okay I'm failing Mathematics, mom. I got 161 on an online IQ test~ :^) I'm a genius!

>>26277246
>i-im not like you guys
>i-im normal
yeah sure, keep telling yourself that :^)

>>26276443
No that's not how it works.

We will never know because they don't give out the real answers..

162 master race reporting in

studying physics

>>26276804
>>26276863
>>26277105

no, no
the right answer is G
you have to add the little points : +1 if it's outside, minus one it it's inside (or the opposite. You can imagine that inside+outside = nothing.)

so here you have nothing left when you add two insides and two outsides.

>>26277262

What's the point of even living when you can't show off your job title, or how much you make, or what your IQ is. When you die it will all be pointless anyways. Might as well put it in the 4chan archive forever.

>>26277367
That's why I plan on dying soon. :^)

>>26277361
>0+3=2

dumbass. let the real geniuses work, ok?

>>26277367

anyway you're never really good whatever your IQ, title etc says.

i used to think i was a genius until i went to a special elite school

now i realize not only are there better people than me, but there is a lot of them

you're only intelligent when compared to dumber people

>>26275330
Yeah i dont know if those tests are bullshit or if we are smart
We dont fit in with the rest of society so it would make sense we are different in some way

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> An unspecified school-administered IQ test estimated his IQ at 123

>>26277419
retard, it does not work that way. It is on a line or on a column. Like, when you look at one picture, it should be the sum of the two others pictures in the line and in the column.

How do you want the system to actually work if there is not the same amount of pictures on one diagonal ?

>>26277461
back then there were less people so of course the average was lower. the population's over doubled since then so it makes sense

>>26277455
http://www.livescience.com/35586-autism-brain-activity-regions-perception.html

>>26277467
ok mb i had'nt looked at the picture more precisely. I just did another version of the test where there was this kindof question but working the way i said.

i'm sorry i took u for an idiot when i am actually haha

>>26277505
though i still think your answer and explaination to be bullshit

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>>26277505
but of course I understand, anon. geniuses like myself have to deal with those of meager intelligence on a daily basis. it just comes with the territory

>>26277571
and what are u doing with ur life to be on /r9kuk/ on a friday night ?

>>26277650
As you can see, if you were an intelligent person. You would know that it isn't friday night for everyone on this planet. :)

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>mfw i altered the question and answers from here >>26276804
pic related is the original, non-shopped pic.

who /devilish/ here?

>>26277699
sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit roasted that normie.

>>26277761
i decompiled that test and extracted all the answers from the source code
does that count

>>26277775
2smart4mebb

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>>26277761
You are one evil son of a bitch

>>26277793

http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf
d f b g a h b e h a c f b d h e f c e d g a b h b a h g e a d e g g c f h f b
if you want a pretty "145+" screenshot

>>26272548
Forsen get the fuck off /r9k/, you're not a robot, just a Twitch Chad

>>26277699
so there's a good hour to be posting or r9k ? kek no...n-novirgin

>>26277761
Soooo iwas right and shitlord was just saying bullshit

>>26277901
Considering you were wrong, no.

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>>26277761
I can't figure that one out. You sort of have to get in the right mindset and do all the easy exercise questions first that teaches you how to think. The test is literally a test to see how well you can adapt new ways of thinking.

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Where is my aryan princess blowjob slave to give me tongue baths?

>>26272607
Took a gifted test in 4th grade. Mom still hasn't told me what my actual IQ is/was. All I know is it is/was above 130.

a) you may be depressed, which is terribly for cognitive ability
b) being good at spotting patterns is only a certain part of intelligence
c) it can be practiced
d) you are wasting your time not learning some skill to contribute to society
e) there's a lot to life other than intelligence. the fact you are so worried about it means you can't fathom the sheer number of people in the world and don't see the fact that somebody is guaranteed to be smarter than you know how matter who you are

>>26278119
Doctor administered IQ tests cut off at 132 because legally you become the property of the government if you score above that.

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looks like it tops out at 164, considering nobody in this thread has gotten higher

>>26278189
>being good at spotting patterns is only a certain part of intelligence

look at this low iq kek lmaooooo

>>26273553
>they haven't done this already

my my the roachies are coming close aren't they. better design a new "vaccine". I'll call it "LMA-O" vaccine. as in LMAO at these stupid fucking roachies.

>>26278207
now time to start pentesting their dumb webapp for shits and giggles
i'll laugh my ass off if there's something stupid like a sql injection

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>getting below a 130 on this test

>believing online tests
You're all low IQ

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>>26272548
Better than I thought 2bh. I was expecting 110 - 120

Intelligence is more involved than simple pattern recognition.

>>26278428
No matter how many times you repeat this it will never be true.

Friendly reminder that IQ are not accurate.

Stupid-iq fag can live in peace.
MuhIQ-150 fag can now rethink their intelligence since they're so smart. How about they help out by finding a better tool to quantify intelligence ?

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is this real guys? i literally got 152..
i should do an actual IQ test once. this felt way to easy

>>26278260
christ, they even give the same questions in the same order every time
i could write a script to determine the correct answers in ~8 * 60 iterations instead of ~8^60
if i designed an iq test it would pull a random or semi-random set of ~60 questions from a pool of at least a few hundred, in random or semi-random order

>>26278094
thats like, really bad for this test

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>>26272548
Pretty sure this IQ test is made up, OP

>>26278703
please explain to us how someone going into an iq test with no knowledge of what the questions will be will be affected by whether they are randomized or not

>>26278752
he's saying you could inflate your score by retaking it repeatedly

>>26278752
you lessen the likelihood that they are, in fact, going into it with no knowledge of what the questions will be
they tell you not to publish the answers and then effectively publish them themselves
yes, it defeats the purpose of it, but they could at least try to mitigate the problem

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>>26277815

i got a 159 on the raven test and a 118 on this one.

This one was way more difficult. Just the last 10 questions.

>>26278785
if you inflate your score you might as well lie about your iq anyways idiot. having a non-randomized test is perfectly acceptable for an online test since any actual test would have administrators who would know if you've taken it before

>>26278812
yeah, >>26278207 here, i got 126 on that one

>>26272548
Only 118 is actually fucking sad for the Raven's test.

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>>26278094
muh 137 brah.

Honestly though I think this is quite accurate. I'm not a genius but I've always thought I was relatively smart, so I'm OK with this.

>>26279448
I've got bad news for you, anon.

>>26273797

I swear half of you robots are severely B12 deficient or anemic. Brain fog isn't a thing that 'just happens' to you. Go see a doctor and get that shit fixed.

>>26279459
w-what? is 137 not good? ;_; well i guess /r9k/ has an average iq of 160 so its not good here

>>26277467
>>26277505
>>26277419
>>26277361
>>26276863
>>26276804
Kek, I'm really fucking bad at math so I just looked at the pictures and the ones that seemed the most visually appealing to the pattern I selected.

I got a 114. "Superior Intelligence" my nigga

>>26278063
The answer is 'G'. Just ignore the pattern and treat the figures like numbers.
>object inside the circle is negative
>object outside the circle is positive
Then add them together
2-2=0 or circle.

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>>26272548
Did I go to the right page? Because I feel like this test is trying to make fun of me.

>>26279730
Questions begin to get "challenging" at around 57/60, but you just have to pay attention

>>26279730
It's exactly as it says in the title.
>progressive

>>26279730
the test is only for the general population. if you've actually got a high iq then you should take the advanced test

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>>26279764
This is a joke, if anybody truly believes this can test how intelligent you are...

Are you talking about the online test? You must be a retard to believe it means anything, I scored a 148 on it

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>>26279829
>only a 148

yeah, you would think it doesn't mean anything

>>26279787
question 37

this is still a joke

>>26279843
It's an online test, it means jack shit. I'm not smart enough to have an IQ of 148, im sure of it. That test is a total meme.

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>>26279878
forgot pic

totally original asdasd

>>26279879
148 is literally 98, senpai
About 160 is 100.

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>>26279879
>not even smart enough to have the iq he got

sub-160ers need to leave

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>>26274851

My IQ just dropped 44 points. Going to fucking kill myself now.

>>26279890
See>>26279764
Take it with a grain of salt. I'd say 130+ is about average. 145 is above average. 160+ is sub smart. Probably in the 110 range. I dunno

>>26279890
I imagine that it scales to IQ. So questions 15-45 are average level (25% to 75% are average - 50% of population). >45 are above average and <15 are below average.

>>26279890
Is this the test Op took?

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>>26279943
>>26279764
at around 57 it gets challenging

Yes very challenging indeed.

>>26273692
>what is normal distribution

>>26280104
>begins to get "challenging"

>>26279987
Yes, which makes it even sadder that he got 118, that's like sub 80

>>26280158
>Yes, which makes it even sadder that he got 118,
So, the IQ score he received at the end is not his really IQ? It has to be adjusted?

>>26280104
is the answer 1?

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>>26280104
This test is a joke, I'm sure I would've scored all right if I didn't listen to anime OST and 4channed while doing it.

>>26280224
Yeah. 140+ seems to be around the 100 range. 160+ might be around the 110-120 range. Most of the 160+ seems to get 120+ on the other IQ test. But that again seems to be a bit easy. So I'd say 110-120 is fair for a free online test.

There is no way you only got 118 on this test.
I took it and I got a 152. I'm only slightly above average, according to my high school's official IQ tests.

>>26273278
>121
>average for college grads

OP you must be a retard, I half-assed this and got a 151

below 150 is basically retard tier

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>>26272548
feels good senpai
thought it would be worse.

>>26275903
Each row or column has 2 straight pieces made out of 3 blocks of the same color going horizontally, and one piece going vertically. The 3 straight pieces in each row or col also use one of each of the colors of black, gray and light gray.

Looking at the last row or last col we see that the straight piece we need in the solution is going to be black and horizontal. That leaves us with D, F, and G.

Next we look at the color of the vertical 3 block piece in each row. Notice how in each of the inputs with horizontal 3 block pieces in that same row they only have 1 block with the same color as the vertical piece.

A similar relationship exists in the columns, but the horizontal piece containing inputs must have 2 blocks of the vertical color.

Applying this to the solution we see it must have only one light gray block.

This leaves the only possible solution: F.

>tfw opening girls with my IQ

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Wth why would i get this low

>>26282421
hahahaha how the fuck is this even possible

>>26278195
I don't believe in conspiracies. I just know the gifted program is for above 130.

>>26282421
Did you skip all the questions, anon?

Is this Raven's Progressive Matrices test legit? Just scored 150 or something https://gyazo.com/6813d1a409c3f538d1de040427ed1f85

>>26282713
clearly not, if you scored that high
this is an image board moron
you can post images
they show up next to your post
wow

>tfw you take an IQ test and get 125
>some girl who seems like a fucking idiot scores 130
is there really any worse feel?

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>>26275995
>Mfw IQ 162.
Even if you don't believe me, my ego is satisfied by this.

>>26282741
Think this is the first time ive posted on 4chan in the 4 years of being here, sue me nig

reminder to subtract 35 points from raventest results everyone's getting ITT to actually figure out what IQ range youre closer to

>>26272548
Ravens iq factors in scores from 100+ countries so 118 means youre smarter than the nigs and poors but basically retarded compared to normal whites and asians.

>>26278836
I looked at the answers after I finished the quiz and I can get 160 points how on it after understanding the concepts.

>>26282863
>a linear transformation on a Normal distribution

Doesn't sound too smart to me, anon.

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clicked 1 on every question to see what would happen

>>26277761
162 IQ here
I noticed the test you altered was impossible, then solved the real one within a couple seconds.
The answer is G.

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what do i get senpai?

>>26272548
go gain a real reason to live then.

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>>26272548
This Raven's test is inaccurate. No need to worry about it.

>IQ was 136 in highschool,
>and it was 110 when I got schizophrenia.
>(The voices kept interrupting me so I could not take the test well.)

I got a little better with my madness but I am sure my IQ is not 154 high.

Lmao, scored 153 and I'm a grill.
You're retarded, OP.

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Took the test a few hours ago. Like others have said it is incredibly inaccurate.

>WAH IM NOT SPECIAL