>my belief in my being IQ over 140 was the only source of self-esteem I had in my life
>tfw I scored only fucking 118(!!!!) on Raven's Progressive Matrices test
I seriously don't feel like I want to live anymore
Don't worry phamily, gene therapy is progressing at a rapid pace and we're beginning to find the gene sequences that control intelligence. In the future you'll just be able to buy intellectual capability.
>had to take an IQ test in high school as part of proving to the district that I do not need to be monitored by the psychologist
>felt like I did pretty poorly on it
>never got to hear what my score was, only told by the school that it was 'extremely above average'
I can't even brag about this shit on the internet without the number, bitch could've even been lying. I don't feel above average.
who here have shit memory span?
>mfw verbal iq saved me from being under 100
>mfw good verbal iq is because i come from a well educated familly
>mfw all my friends find me dumb and "slow"
kill me plz
>Implying he will have enough money to buy it
Same, sometimes I can't remeber the words I want to say though and then I have to pause mid sentence. My mother and all my other phamilia are also math wizs and I'm absolutely shit at it. I'm plan on reteaching myself though.
>get tested in my late school years
>still feel fucking retarded and unable to do anything
Atleast I remember most of my post history, someone recently told me it is weird that I know what I posted weeks ago. But it feels incredibly good to have a great memory
147 here, don't see why it's such a big source of pride for you guys.
>tfw literally off the charts in some parts of the test
>tfw suck at left brain stuff so lower iq than I have the potential to get
Ewwwwww, you ought to go out and find yourself a GF if altzheimers is really spurred on by depression.
I haven't taken an IQ test, but I'm the same way. I suck at math, time management, lazy asf and had to rely on my high test scores to make it through HS. Shits brutal man.
I have a decent memory not great yet it is extremely lifelike.
Tfw I get to experience traumatic memories in HD. Then there is this unquenchable lust to study but you have add. Though everything else about having a good imagination or memory is super rad I admit that. I just wish for the love of God I was more normal.
look for mensa test
>But possibly inattention?
yes i really think my attention is bad, but dunno
took the test when i was a kid, i think i still have those problems because like >>26272802 shit like that happen to me
>mfw someone spell a word letter by letter for a game/joke and you can guess it
>mfw i realised i do'nt play game that use short term memory because i can't
>mfw im so shit at board game because i can't follow and remember what im doing and whats going on, that my friends use me as a joke
also my psychiatrist say its because i have depression, but im like this since im a kid so lol.
dumb bitch trying to circlejerk on depression with me
This. Complaining that your IQ is "only 118" is like complaining about getting a B+ instead of an A- in a class.
having a single number be the sole source for your self-esteem doesn't sound very smart ....
>Average score for most people
>70% of the population
Oh it's the NYT. I should have expected this
Actually it's used by veterinarians and sometimes even used on people as an anesthetic, so it's not very illegal. I can confirm it does wonders for depression.
no, but if you want to feel smart take this one https://www.raventest.net/
it says i scored 152, which is obviously not accurate at all, but now i can brag about a """""""152IQ"""""""" like every other r9k user
no, because iq test is a diagnostic tool
not some shit you can take on internet
also OP say he only did matrices test, but the important things with iq test is to see if your inteligence is homogeneous or not, so you have to mesure differents abilities
I scored above average on IQ test. People generally think I'm a bit daft and treat me like I have a hard time understanding them. Meanwhile I understand things and people exceptionally well, but whatever I say comes out retarded or I just speak slowly or fractured. In general difficulty concentrating, brain fog.
It's like a normal me is trapped behind a veil of retardedness. So now I'm unemployed and am 4channing
>In general difficulty concentrating, brain fog.
dumb question but
how would you describe this?
how do you feel when you have to focus on something and have those difficulties, can you feel at the moment that your brain is doing shit or do you realize later?
>A person's desire to reach meaningful life achievements shouldn't be limited by a number they got after taking an online quiz.
But a person's ability to do so is certainly limited by it.
Wow, can't believe I actually did ok at this. I would take it with a grain of salt though, seemed pretty easy compared to others I've done. Or maybe all the portal I've played lately has made me clever.
>There is nobody with an IQ below 100
>121 average IQ of college graduates
I've met some fucking dumb college graduates. The kind of majors people pick today consider merit based on emotions and conjecture.
The average IQ in the US is now about 115 due to the Flynn effect.
I feel like the average user on /r9k/ thinks they're more than 2 standard deviations above the mean or simply lie about it, but in reality, they're not even as smart as the people they look down upon.
Is there a name for this phenomenon? The feeling of being smarter than one's peers who are, in reality, objectively better than them.
I feel "distant from reality" in a way. Difficult to describe. When I concentrate, I feel my mind diving into whatever it is. Let's say reading. I might read a few sentences/ paragraphs, then eventually I stop being able to connect words to their meanings. So I can look at a word, like "jacket" and it's just a word without meaning. It might as well be "jkfshfgid".
I will stare at the sentence trying to make sense of it. After, idk 30 sec -4mins, I do manage it and continue. Sometimes I will start thinking about other things or zone out and become distant.
My way for going around this back in school was to skim read everything and try to pick up on the general thing that is told and fill in the holes myself. I assumed what the gaps consisted of. I also do this when listening to people talk. I hear the beginning of what they say and just fill in the rest myself. Usually what they say is unimportant so I get away with nodding, saying "yeah" or so.
To me concentrating feels "sharp". Generally my mind feels blurry.
>>There is nobody with an IQ below 100
No worries OP, I got 164 and I'm just a stupid pleb. Shit doesn't mean anything.
My IQ is 116, i wish it was something to brag about but it really isn't, i feel dumb as hell around my friends, i've tried playing chess and all the other smart shit but i just cant grasp it, i find literature boring, but i REALLY want to like it. I just can't accept that i'm not smart, i have absolutely nothing. Not even a good IQ. I did shit in high school and barely graduated, i hate reading, and i can only enjoy action movies and games, i fucking hate this shit.
Didnt doctor shit. Free IQ tests are always BS anyways.
I honestly don't even want to know my IQ. I'd rather be dumb as shit and just have people tell me "Wow ur so smart anon :^)" than know for certain that I'm only average or worse.
Hell, if my results came back within 10 points of the average IQ I'd probably an hero.
When I was younger I took a stupid online IQ test and got around 140 and seriously thought I was a genius for most of my life. But honestly, it justified me going through school and when I struggled I remembered that my IQ was that high and I needed to keep going. I'm now done University and on my way to med school, and recently I took a real IQ test and found out my IQ is only around 115 or so. But thinking I was a genius was very inspiring for me.
Bragging about IQ is mainly a teenage thing, I remember all the kids use to boast about trivial shit like that when they were 17. But then they grew up and realized it didn't matter for shit. It's basic /b/ tier nonsense.
What do I do now? I took my time and thought through each question carefully. These were clever and got progressively more layered.
IQ isn't even real. IQ means nothing when people value usefulness more than nihilistic or logical thinking.
thanks a lot
it only recently occured to me that i zone out sometime, even when i really try to focus, and other people don't do that
i never understood the concept of "concentration" before
The fact that all you faggots got a 160 iq means a lot, especially since you're all cornered on /r9k/. A board about depression, existentialism, and extreme critique of reality.
Give this test to anyone else and they would get 90 or 115 IQ.
thank god i am autistic so i can't put this to any good use
>tfw not even 164 IQ
Who else here /hopelessly retarded/?
I recently played through the main puzzles in The Witness which probably gave me a crazy advantage.
Also there was one pattern on the last question which I noticed while the next page was loading, and I know it was wrong. Feels bad.
I've seen IQ threads on /b/ where everyone post screenshots of them scoring 140+.
And I think "oh wow, less that 0.1% of the population of the US scores this high, and it just so happens that 50 people on this board scored above that.
>Generally my mind feels blurry.
i don't know how to describe it but its like there is always some noise in my head
i often say random words and sentences of random words that makes no sense in my head, when im not thinking of something particular. shit is weird
who /smartbutlazy/ here?
who /2smart2getgf/ here?
who /didntevenreallytryonthetest/ here?
fuck this test, it's as valid as a damn horoscope quiz. i'd say i'm closer to 100IQ
I don't think you understand the sensitivity of some of the questions on the test. Some of the patterns are really difficult to crack. They must be worth more points than the easier ones in the beginning. People usually take their time in the beginning and blow right through it in the end and get a really high score or a really shit score.
The fact that this thread is 3 hours old and is getting real screenshots of people with high scores must mean something.
Either way, yeah. There's always something sketchy about IQ tests.
They are designed to make you feel better about yourself.
If you don't like puzzle games, of course it's shit. However, the level of care that went into constructing the puzzles and the world was immense, which is much more than can be said about 99% of games these days.
But you're right, I certainly don't think it's worth $40. Maybe $20-30.
The term is simply feeling foggy.
I feel that way after a long day of work. You can lessen the affects by doing cardio everyday, getting a 8 hours of sleep every night at consistent times, eating a balanced diet with plenty of fruit, and staying hydrated.
In severe cases, you may have ADD, and aphetamines may help.
Member of Mensa checking in. Mensa is full of retarded autistic losers, whose only achievment in life was a high mark on a IQ test. Seriously, the amount of autism makes this board look like it's full of normies.
>Only these fake tests recommended by real neets count
>make real test with my psych
>do this one
what a difference, im not actually as smart because its a fake online test :DDD
Yeah but nobody did. There's no point to jack each other off, especially since everyone here has similar IQ. You're thinking too much into this. We have nothing to gain from lying on /r9k/. Why aren't there screenshots of something ridiculous like 190 or 250 IQ? Because people don't give a shit about faking it.
Didn't call myself an autist. Just stated, that the level of autism in Mensa makes this place, which is fucking autistic in itself, look like you losers are normies, which you aren't by any streach of the imagination.
>look like you losers are normies, which you aren't
That's nice, but check this my score my nigga.
>that genius level IQ
>"Member of Mensa checking in. Mensa is full of retarded autistic losers"
This was your quote. You stated you are a member of Mensa and everyone at mensa is autistic. Therefore, you are autistic.
Now go to bed normie.
>but nobody did
You don't know that.
>why would anyone lie on /r9k/
Some people fiend off of feeling superior on anonymous image boards
>why are there no 190-250 IQ scores posted
No adult has ever been reported to score over 161, and 250 is well beyond anything anyone has ever scored, so it wouldn't be believable.
The stories posted are a creative work of fiction and falsehood only a fool would believe anything posted here as a fact.
>take IQ test to validate my intelligence
>realize I'm average
>not realizing that a random number doesn't make you
>wish to actually be smart
>too dumb to pick up a book
can a genius ITT pls explain what the fuck is going on here. im only an average pleb
>play three different instruments by the time I'm 8
>parents, teachers, and people in general think I'm smart
>IQ was tested at 122 when I was 16
>pretty gud but no genius
>speak three languages
>haven't completed a single year of high school by age 22
>sixth year as a NEET
>haven't touched an instrument since I was 15
>bordering on alcoholism - can't even get state sponsored mental health care due to my drinking anymore
I'm fine with everything else but it still bothers me a little that people think I'm a total moron due to my nigh nonexistent education.
what is with you fucking autists and your IQ tests. I swear in this board theres always a shitload of morons who took some IQ test when they were a kid, scored well, and then it proceeded to be the only source of confidence in their lives from that point on.
E nigga, the position matters, but put it aside for a minute and look at the number of squares by color.
You're wrong, there's already 3 black squares in that position.
Confirmed fucking bullshit. I GARUNTEE I am nowhere near as smart as this dumbass test says I am. This is terrible. You dumb fucking /b/ kiddies are so gullible it's not even funny. Take an actual test while being monitored and I assure you wont score higher than 100.
You might be pretty smart. You don't have to do well in school to score high on a IQ test. Plenty of people in Mensa don't have any education, because they can't figure out how to study, because autism.
No you didn't, show a certificate, until then you're nothing but a fraud.
The questions were fuck easy anyway, I don't see how this is an IQ test when it's just basic pattern puzzles. Could give the same questions to any pleb in the pub.
Count them. There are three of every combination, but some are missing. E and F are valid combinations, and the you can choose the right one by looking at the amount of horizontal vs. vertical bars.
> certified genioius here.
Not him, but I'm smarter than you and I got a 125 on this stupid test
How can you deduce that you're smarter than a random person on the internet? Also you're a slav so your opinion is irrelevant, have fun using that IQ to clean burger grills in the UK.
It's not retarded though, my method for answering almost ALL of the questions was to look at each individual ROW and then discern a pattern. It's not rocket science, which my supposed IQ of 152 should make me capable of.
The hardest it ever got was the very last question with some circles inside a larger circle. But the majority of them was either combining the lines on a certain row, or subtracting them.
DURRRRRRR I AM A WETARD COMPARED TO THE EL;ITE MEMBERES OF THIS FORUM XD
The test probably inflated the scores by a great deal, so yeah. You are a retard.
The people who got 160 on this in real life might have a score of 130; the guys with 150, 120; 140, 110 and so on. So your lowly -by comparison- score of 129 would probably translate to more like like 90 or 100.
You should take the Raven test that OP took so that we can be able to compare the two.
Yeah, he probably is. Anyway if this >>26276170
Anon can take the test and show his score we can compare the two (the MENSA score and the online Raven score) and know by just how much the Raven test inflated our respective scores.
Al these tests are shit, if you belive that your iq determines how you will do in life then kill yourselves
dumb dumb here again. can another braniac explain what in God's name is going on here?
140 IQ here.
ive done nothing with my life. double digit IQ people can/have/will achieve more than me.
i'd gladly remove 10-20 points of IQ if it meant I could motivate myself enough to be successful and remove my shitty upbringing and replace it with a decent one
I was tested in school IQ tests as having ~120 IQ, just putting this out of the way before what's coming
WHo gives a fuck about IQ? Whoa amazing, you have 150 IQ, whoa, you're almost Einstein tier. What good is it for if you do nothing but jack off all day and 100 IQs are out there working hard and with a better life than you.
If you define yourself by your IQ score, you're a complete moron
i generally agree with this
the most i've done with mine is learning to program, which i just genuinely enjoy and would gladly do 8 hours a day for sometimes-obscene amounts of money
the difference is obvious in university, you can tell who's actually learning and interested and who's just there for the shekels
Also I'm not a robot, I'm only here for entertainment.
It's okay I'm failing Mathematics, mom. I got 161 on an online IQ test~ :^) I'm a genius!
the right answer is G
you have to add the little points : +1 if it's outside, minus one it it's inside (or the opposite. You can imagine that inside+outside = nothing.)
so here you have nothing left when you add two insides and two outsides.
What's the point of even living when you can't show off your job title, or how much you make, or what your IQ is. When you die it will all be pointless anyways. Might as well put it in the 4chan archive forever.
anyway you're never really good whatever your IQ, title etc says.
i used to think i was a genius until i went to a special elite school
now i realize not only are there better people than me, but there is a lot of them
you're only intelligent when compared to dumber people
> An unspecified school-administered IQ test estimated his IQ at 123
retard, it does not work that way. It is on a line or on a column. Like, when you look at one picture, it should be the sum of the two others pictures in the line and in the column.
How do you want the system to actually work if there is not the same amount of pictures on one diagonal ?
ok mb i had'nt looked at the picture more precisely. I just did another version of the test where there was this kindof question but working the way i said.
i'm sorry i took u for an idiot when i am actually haha
but of course I understand, anon. geniuses like myself have to deal with those of meager intelligence on a daily basis. it just comes with the territory
>mfw i altered the question and answers from here >>26276804
pic related is the original, non-shopped pic.
who /devilish/ here?
I can't figure that one out. You sort of have to get in the right mindset and do all the easy exercise questions first that teaches you how to think. The test is literally a test to see how well you can adapt new ways of thinking.
Where is my aryan princess blowjob slave to give me tongue baths?
a) you may be depressed, which is terribly for cognitive ability
b) being good at spotting patterns is only a certain part of intelligence
c) it can be practiced
d) you are wasting your time not learning some skill to contribute to society
e) there's a lot to life other than intelligence. the fact you are so worried about it means you can't fathom the sheer number of people in the world and don't see the fact that somebody is guaranteed to be smarter than you know how matter who you are
looks like it tops out at 164, considering nobody in this thread has gotten higher
>they haven't done this already
my my the roachies are coming close aren't they. better design a new "vaccine". I'll call it "LMA-O" vaccine. as in LMAO at these stupid fucking roachies.
Better than I thought 2bh. I was expecting 110 - 120
Friendly reminder that IQ are not accurate.
Stupid-iq fag can live in peace.
MuhIQ-150 fag can now rethink their intelligence since they're so smart. How about they help out by finding a better tool to quantify intelligence ?
is this real guys? i literally got 152..
i should do an actual IQ test once. this felt way to easy
christ, they even give the same questions in the same order every time
i could write a script to determine the correct answers in ~8 * 60 iterations instead of ~8^60
if i designed an iq test it would pull a random or semi-random set of ~60 questions from a pool of at least a few hundred, in random or semi-random order
Pretty sure this IQ test is made up, OP
you lessen the likelihood that they are, in fact, going into it with no knowledge of what the questions will be
they tell you not to publish the answers and then effectively publish them themselves
yes, it defeats the purpose of it, but they could at least try to mitigate the problem
i got a 159 on the raven test and a 118 on this one.
This one was way more difficult. Just the last 10 questions.
if you inflate your score you might as well lie about your iq anyways idiot. having a non-randomized test is perfectly acceptable for an online test since any actual test would have administrators who would know if you've taken it before
muh 137 brah.
Honestly though I think this is quite accurate. I'm not a genius but I've always thought I was relatively smart, so I'm OK with this.
Kek, I'm really fucking bad at math so I just looked at the pictures and the ones that seemed the most visually appealing to the pattern I selected.
I got a 114. "Superior Intelligence" my nigga
The answer is 'G'. Just ignore the pattern and treat the figures like numbers.
>object inside the circle is negative
>object outside the circle is positive
Then add them together
2-2=0 or circle.
Did I go to the right page? Because I feel like this test is trying to make fun of me.
This is a joke, if anybody truly believes this can test how intelligent you are...
>only a 148
yeah, you would think it doesn't mean anything
totally original asdasd
>not even smart enough to have the iq he got
sub-160ers need to leave
My IQ just dropped 44 points. Going to fucking kill myself now.
at around 57 it gets challenging
Yes very challenging indeed.
This test is a joke, I'm sure I would've scored all right if I didn't listen to anime OST and 4channed while doing it.
Yeah. 140+ seems to be around the 100 range. 160+ might be around the 110-120 range. Most of the 160+ seems to get 120+ on the other IQ test. But that again seems to be a bit easy. So I'd say 110-120 is fair for a free online test.
feels good senpai
thought it would be worse.
Each row or column has 2 straight pieces made out of 3 blocks of the same color going horizontally, and one piece going vertically. The 3 straight pieces in each row or col also use one of each of the colors of black, gray and light gray.
Looking at the last row or last col we see that the straight piece we need in the solution is going to be black and horizontal. That leaves us with D, F, and G.
Next we look at the color of the vertical 3 block piece in each row. Notice how in each of the inputs with horizontal 3 block pieces in that same row they only have 1 block with the same color as the vertical piece.
A similar relationship exists in the columns, but the horizontal piece containing inputs must have 2 blocks of the vertical color.
Applying this to the solution we see it must have only one light gray block.
This leaves the only possible solution: F.
>Mfw IQ 162.
Even if you don't believe me, my ego is satisfied by this.
This Raven's test is inaccurate. No need to worry about it.
>IQ was 136 in highschool,
>and it was 110 when I got schizophrenia.
>(The voices kept interrupting me so I could not take the test well.)
I got a little better with my madness but I am sure my IQ is not 154 high.
Took the test a few hours ago. Like others have said it is incredibly inaccurate.