>be very depressed >call hero hotline >commit hero

>>26272497
It was clearly a stressed/nervous laugh
I hate roasties as much as anyone here, but at least hate them for the right reasons

>>26272528
This
She wasn't really laughing at him

>>26272497

I hate this pic cause shes like my dream girl

>>26272538

she was laughing in self interest at the situation... at the fact she didn't have the info she was supposed to gather. not out of concern.

Wow, it sounded so official and bureaucratic
Like it was a job application or something
And do they really have to type loudly the whole time?

>>26272497
>commit hero

What?

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>>26272552
too late. she already has a family.

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>>26272795
you must be glue here

>>26272829
I don't see how I'm the new one when you're posting reddit memes

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>>26272795
well well well
what do we have here

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>>26272552
you had a chance bro.

>People really think those hotline people give a shit
What's the big deal? She didn't laugh until he was "dead" and she tried to save him. Do you really think those people are there because of a deep empathetic love? It's a job. Even doctors make fun of their patients when they're knocked out. Even shrinks don't care, they're fucking flat out trained on how to appear like they care.

>>26272929

Fuck off Normie. Literally stick shit up your ass.

>>26272973
How am I a normie because I know people aren't fucking Disney characters who do shit out of pure love for humanity?

>>26272904

Iean shes the epitome of my dream girl

>>26272795
>I know when the hotline bling, it can only mean one thang

>>26272795
An hero means to suicide, to end yourself
It came from a kid who lost his ds and suicided, their friends called he an hero xdd
Welcome to r9k safe posting and have fun ;33

>>26272616
Yeah I agree with that
Definitely seemed pretty dispassionate
Seems like she didn't get someone literally died

Still wasn't laughing AT him though

>>26272497
IT
DON
MADDR

>>26274136
>>26274136

"2 me it snds lik ur wantin 2 git sum hlp"

>>26272497
>call suicide hotline
>just keeps saying to do exercise

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>>26272497
Ann would be proud

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>>26272497
aren't hotline workers supposed to have some basic psychology training? this slut was like the worst thing ever.
she doesn't start with the typical "suicide is a permament solution to a temporary problem" line
>"uhm, can i have your exact location and info so i can call the cops on you?"
>nope
she already lost important time and perhaps dissillusioned the caller
>"uhmm then, do you have children?"
>yeah
doesn't fucking continue mentioning about his children so that he won't do it out of guilt
>"uhmm, can anyone else help you?"
>no
DID THAT CUNT REALLY ASKED SOMEONE ON A SUICIDE HOTLINE IF HE CAN FIND HELP SOMEHWERE ELSE?
>"uhmmm"
>*BANG*
stupid cunt. i understand the possibility that this is a prank, but what will happen the next time? how many cocks did she suck to get such an important position? or do they just hire anybody?

HAHAHAHA OHMAHGAWD GUISE SOMEBODY JUST KILLED HIMSELF OMG OMG THIS SOOO COOOL AND FUCKED UP GIVE ME ATTENTION

>>26274613
>possibility that this is a prank

it's a soundboard. that's why he keeps saying "it don't matter" over and over

>>26272929

I've never felt more alone...

What the fuck kind of people are these places hiring?

>>26273214
He lost his iPod

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>>26272795
and that's a downbloat 4U my man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK IS DEPRESSION REAL HAHAHAHA NIGGA JUST WALK AWAY FROM YOURSELF HAHA

>caring about some random person
>not laughing when he only said the same phrase 10 times then an hero

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>>26272497
>>it don' matter
>>it don' matter
it don' matter