>he doesn't have a license >he's an amature philosopher

>>26271416
I provide you with this (you) and a tip of my fedora

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>>26271416
>she doesn't look like this
i'm sorry senpai, what was your worth again?

>>26271416
Sounds like you are describing a janitor.

>>26271416
>>he doesn't have a license
drivers license I assume, no I don't I get other people to drive me to shit
>>he's an amature philosopher in his room
I don't consider myself a philosopher, but I do read philosophy sometimes
>>he has a lot of "opinions" on politcs but doesn't contribute to society or go outside
so
>the only thing he will ever cook is a hotpocket
I'm /ck/
>dominos is a feast to him
no
>he rates sodas
I don't drink carbonated beverages, never liked them
>he drinks that shit past the age of 9
very rarely
>he doesn't even have sex
No one wants to do it with me, and it's not something I can do alone

>describing me
I don't "rate" sodas though
I'm not sure I understand what that means

Trying to tone down the political shit, though. Not gonna let go of armchair philosophy.

>>26271416
so the mod/jani pasta turns into NEET one?

>>26271502

Lol, that waistband has to be welded into place

Fattie>>26271502

>>26271502
You can literally see the outline of her panties bc of how her fat bursts around every seam

>>26271416
but i hate driving and love dominos!
why must life be so cruel?

>>26271416
>he's an amature philosopher in his room

What exactly is bad about this? I mean, calling yourself a "philosopher" is silly, but thinking about it seems like a pretty good way to spend your time.

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>>26272561
>>26272579
Ah, I'm so glad you showed interest in my post! Here's another beautiful woman you will never look like :D

>>26271416
>he doesn't even have sex
Except this I guess I'm ok.

>>26271502

Unacceptably overweight.

I know it's bait, but you are still a moron for displaying such a cringeworthy superiority complex. Must be cozy being a normie in your lil' bubble of conformity, right? There is no thing in this world i despise more than pretentious know-it-all fuckheads waste of sperm like you who go around telling people how to life.