Hey /r9k/. Do you think it is possible for one man to eradicate

>>26270689
please don't extinct me

>>26270689
You're not intelligent enough. Get over it. I did, you should too.

>>26270689
>inb4 edgy underage

I am just wondering

No. I don't think it is possible unless you were to press a button that would nuke the planet or something.

>>26270739
Fuck off, I've got the plans on a whiteboard already.
>AI overlords when

what about secretly building a nuclear bomb in your basement or something, couldnt you use some other yellow substance as a replacement for uranium? water with food coloring? all it is is a yellow liquid after all

then i guess you could launch it off your car like the russians use called multiple rocket launchers except just light a match on the end and point it towards a city

>>26270689
> it is possible for one man to eradicate whole humanity?
i feel like the internet is this thing. its just too much power for everyone to have, and its going to have big consequences if it hasn't already..

>>26270766
thats actually a great idea but the hard part is building the nuke, i think you need either uranium or plutonium.

its not something they sell at stores or online i checked amazon. im going to ask my dad if he has any

>>26270766
Even if you did and suceeded, at best it would probably only destroy a portion of a continent.

>>26270766
I would imagine that /r9k/ has plenty of yellow liquid.
Not megatons of it, but yeah

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>>26270689
About 12 years ago, I figured out how to do exactly that. I decided that if anything ever pushed me over the edge enough to An Hero, I'd just do that instead and take all 7 billion of you pissants with me.

I'm not telling you what it is, but it does involve nukes. A lot of them.

>>26271118
Where'd you get the nukes? My old Russian friend claimed to have some in his summer home in Ukraine.

If you got them from Russia, do you have a link where I can order some?

Wouldn't it be cool to engineer a virus that could be spread airborne like via an air balloon? I think it would be better than releasing it into the water supply because it wouldn't be as easily diluted

>>26271141
Deepweb, fampai.

>>26271141

Your old Russian friend was pulling your leg you thick shit.

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>>26270766
> uranium
> urine

Thats dumb as fuck. Even if you had a nuke its not like you have the means to drop it.

wait.. i had a different, long post typed out, then i realized.. who is going to get on board with eradicating all of humanity?
you mean killing yourself too or?

>>26271406
Well, that would probably happen. Or you could hoard food and oxygen supply somewhere underground (if you made a deadly virus that spreads through air). But you wouldn't survive for too long either way.

>>26270689
>Acquire large amount of Botox(a few cubic feet will do)
>Dump in ocean
>Poison entire planet

Done. Look up the toxicity of Botox and prove me wrong.

you systematicly introduce bacteria to all kinds of anttibiotics in lower doses.

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>>26270766
I can help you there, anon

>>26271118
Do it anon. FUCKING DO IT NOW

If I ever won the lottery, I'd hire all the disenfranchised unemployed physics PhDs I could find to work out how to create a black hole

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Do it OP
I will comply

>>26270767
>one man
>the Internet
Fuck off faggot stay on topic