Hey guys, about to pop 400 mgs of ibuprofen here. Any good music/movies/vidya

>>26269772
are you fucking kidding lol? ibruprofen won't get you high and od'ing would literally just ruin your stomach, wouldn't even kill unless you took it with alcohol and even then it would be a slow week of pain in hospital that would be completely irreversible

>>26269772
This is a shit troll go for a walk or something

Go to your room

>>26269825
>400mg of ibuprofen
>an OD
You know that's a normal dose, right?

>>26269772
Is this your first time or something? I usually roll o n 800mg on Fridays if I'm not working.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqiePnTXpNE

you are about to experience the bliss of not having a headache for like three or so hours. its pretty fucking cash bro. I like to cut my ibuprofen with paracetamol for maximum relief.

I've seen people take 20 ibuprofen pills and it dindu nuffin.

>>26269825
Ibuprofen prescriptions go up to 500 mg, 1 pill each 12 hours.
Nigga, you retarded.

Hey buddy I just popped some IB too. Tripping balls rn sempai I'm not even sure if this is the real 4chan or the one in my head.

>>26271618
>up to
Medfag here
They go up to 800mg
200mg is OTC, prescription is 400mg, 600mg, and 800mg
Please don't talk about things you don't understand

>>26271700
Just throwing personal experiences here, doc.
I had a great pain and they prescribed me that, so I just mentioned it.
The internet is never a 100% accurate resources anyways, specially 4chan of all places.
For example, we don't really know if you are an actual doc either since anonymous board.

>>26271700
>>26271741
Dude you two really need to chill out
Maybe you should join me and OP, some ibuprofen might do you some good, help you relax a li'l

What the fuck that's like 2 tylenols
It will literally do nothing to you

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>>26271787
Druggie please
Not every issue can be solved with drugs

>>26271884
Maybe he has a low tolerance
I remember back in the day I could get a decent buzz off of that

>>26271700
Why do medfags have to point out that they are medfags at every opportunity?

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>>26271975
Just in case anyone in the thread needs emergency medical assistance

>>26271700
>prescription from 400mg up
>in here you can get 500mg in a pack of 30 no questions asked
Gonna get high as fuck tonight bros

>>26269772

enjoy your lack of headache and reduced muscle pain bitch

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>>26271998
That sounds like getting high on aspirin

>>26269772
Take them rectally.

>>26271997
>med students
>being useful in any way
Pick 1

>>26272321
Hey I'm just looking out for you all
Don't want one of my robot brothers to accidentally OD on something as potent as ibuprofen

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Hey guys, picked 3 of these up from my dealer for $25, what am I in for?

>>26272504
You sure it's legit? I hear there's a lot of fake stuff going around these days.

I just took a gram of acetaminophen, I'm totally trippin' balls.

>>26272749
I did some aspirin one time, can't really recall it tho

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>>26271601
A hearty kek

bruhfam that's way too much for ur first trip

u gotta start with 200mg

either way u r gonna be experiencing some crazy shit:

-ache and pain relief
-muscle inflammation relief
-fever relief

these are just a few of the crazy effects of this super strong drug

be careful

Why in the fuck would you try to trip with ibuprofen do you enjoy feeling violently ill or something

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>>26272969
>he can't handle an ibu trip

Should I buy some heroin now? I have to decide in the next half hour, later it will get hard to get some

>Have a headache
>Got some aspirin
>325mg per pill
Should I take one or two?
Can I crush them up and snort them for quicker effects? I'm kind of scared. I know you can OD more easily through snorting, I don't want to die. I've never done drugs before.

>>26273243
I should probably mention i've had almost 2 cups of green tea. I know it's not safe to mix drugs and drink, but I brewed it a bit weaker than normal. I should be okay, right? I'm kind of freaking out.

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>poorfag

Seriously OP? If you're going to do it, do it right. Just got these from my plug. 25 a piece. Going to be rolling hard tonight while you faggots barely feel a thing.

>>26269772

tfw i'm actually snorting oxycodone and opana every day

makes me sad when I see kids desperate for any high, eating nutmeg and shit. I would give you some of mine but you know, heh, to each his own, nothing personnel kid.

>>26273322
Dude don't worry
It's only black tea that has fatal interactions with aspirin

You're fine

>>26271975
He pointed out that he was a medfag since someone was using mediation. What l really don't understand is what a buddhist monk is doing on r9k

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>>26274559
>he didn't realize that we're all buddhist monks and this entire board is just cheeky satire that's poking fun at the base desires that keep normal folk trapped in samsara

Dude what monastery are you even from?