>"Oh anon. You've grown! I bet you have lots

Actually I'm a huge faggot now and I take dicks up my ass, but I don't have any friends, male of female, just empty gay sex.

>>26267740
Top kek grandma

>>26267740
No, grandma, girls go Ewww when they see me or just laugh at me.

Yeah, I have 6 right now grandma haha!
No you can't see them

Grandma I need to confess I never had GF or any kind of female contact.
I dont want to sound creepy but can I try to have sex with you and kiss you, I think that might be my only chance in life.
I hope you understand.

>>26267778
>Anon why can't you be more like your brother?

Oh gran-gran you're so old I bet you don't have much time on this Earth

stfu grandma, you make me want to drop kek a baby.

>>26267810
GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME GRANDMA I AM GENETIC FAILURE PLEASE LET ME FEEL YOUR PUSSY FOR GOD SAKE IT MY ONLY CHANCE

>>26267823
>what in tarnation?
>i'm telling your father!

>>26267854
PLEASE GRANDMA NO DONT, IT WAS ONLY JOKE HE WILL DISOWN ME PLEASEE I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT HOT POCKETS NO MORE
BWAAAA WHY WHY MEE

shut up and cook me something, bitch

I'm glad my nanna isn't alive to see what a failure I've become

Im glad I will die young so I dont get to be old. Old people are fucking awful

Im so glad that dumb,naive grandmas without any idea of the outside world are starting to be less common

I never liked them

>>26267810
My brother is a virgin too and older than me.

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>>26267740
Oh grandma, you wouldn'd believe how much success i have withe ladies
*followed by a fake laughter and a smile to hide my pain* (i don't want my grandma to be depressed or worry about me)

>>26267810
>your brother wouldn't have asked
>he would just fuck me

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>last thing great grandmother told me the last time i saw her before she died was "do you have a girlfriend"
>had to regretfully answer no

Goddamn it, I'm cryin now.