>>26266893 Because my hormones are trying to push me into something my brain can't and won't do.
>>26266906 I'm actually trying to get sterilised as we speak, but unfortunately that's still gonna take like a year, because I live in a society that questions female autonomy and firmly believes that I will *one day change my mind~* about shitting out a shrieking ape that tears out my innards as it goes through.
>>26266939 protip: no male will want to give you attention once he realizes he won't get sex. males will stop giving you attention at all once you're past 27, unless they want to have kids with you (lol sterilized because dumb bitch).
>>26266934 I don't know. A few people have suggested I might have gotten raped or sexually abused at some point as a kid and just completely blocked it from my memory, only leaving the aftermath of the trauma, but I really don't feel like that's possible. I had a pretty safe childhood and I was never left alone with adults I didn't know or trust.
And as for "how", my cunt pretty much just dries shut whenever there's a potential of sex. You couldn't put anything bigger than a thumb in there without causing unspeakable pain and potential damage.
The clam clamming up problem isn't that easy to fix. It can be physical, but it can also be emotional. Trying to cure an anxious vagina is like trying to cure social anxiety: it's possible but remember that you're suggesting a rigorous self-improvement routine to a robot.
>>26268158 Like a mammal she rides the waves And dreams many dreams in various shades Then, with compass lost, and many a flow Under the moon's most waning glow The beach she reaches with her mass And first of all she smells the grass Of greener shores and lonely hills She hears the winded tiny mills. And then the hunger grows too hard And soon engraves her skin of lard There on the shore, the mammal long: She's met a world but won't belong.
You can sit and chat and hug and cuddle with a guy for a good half an hour, maybe a whole hour, and after that, it's 3-5 hours of arguing about why you won't touch the dick, you owe him that, he was nice to you all evening.
Paying into debt doesn't mean it's free. It means you owe them. And he's going to get what he wants eventually, so if you hold it off long enough, you gon get raped.
>>26268843 >posted You're making it sound like I don't post this shit every single day because I have severe mental problems that don't get looked at because i am too good at externally pretending to function.
>>26268869 Touche, except for the rape part, he will just go away and never talk to you again because it's pointless as you won't touch his dick. Unless you're "one of the guys" or you have a nice personality and he doesn't mind being friendzoned, which makes him a cuck.
>>26266745 Be interesting >Have friend who's chad >Usually have a beer every weekend, chat about vidya, how his life is, how mine is, chill usually >Weekend comes around and he says he's going with a few workmates >I go and get along with a few, grill there is cute, eastern European accent >She asks me what games I thought had artistic value >Mention "The Unfinished Swan", she seems genuinely amazed >We talk for a couple hours, favorite movies/vidya, how our school life was ect >Turns out her and Chad are fuck buddies but idc >Genuinely nice to talk to someone with an interesting personality >Amazing that a female respects vidya past "I play le CoD, Destiny and love the N64 xDDD"
She's my only female friend, I don't have any intention of anything past a friendship with her.
Tldr: Be interesting, don't play the "I'm a grill" card and just be fun to talk too, if you have a worthwhile opinion then guys will be genuinely amazed a grill has them, after years of school where girls seem to be uninteresting roasties.
>>26269737 I don't have male hobbies, and I can't really bring myself to have an interest in books either.
I grew up in exclusively girl circles, it's a bit hard to be "the girl" of a group that's exclusively girls. My cards have always been a vast, vague collection of common knowledge, and humour. I practically always end up being the "weird funny one". I don't know how to be quiet or graceful so I might as well make people laugh.
Also, this is roughly the 15th time I've asked this, but what IS a roastie? Is this one of those everyone-who-doesn't-know-what-X-is-is-X -jokes, or is it another word for a female who isn't a sexually submissive chaste 9/10?
>>26269788 Imagine a guy who looks like the fusion of Russel Crowe and Peter Dinklage, except that he's ginger and really would have needed braces growing up. He's only up to your shoulder and 10 years older than you, wants to settle down and marry ASAP, is jealous of all your opposite-sex friends because all his previous partners cheated on him, assumes that literally everyone cheats at all times, is 30 years old and still has mommy issues, has a mean sense of humour and no comprehension of when NOT to make stupid jokes, and thinks that family guy is funny.
You should try cakesitting. Dudes just love watching you sit on a cake and will do anything to see you. Start out with a triple layer cake with lots of icing. Don't use candles until you have had lots of practice.
>>26269889 What makes a person interesting to talk to? I read a lot of random shit and think about more random shit and I'm pretty fast to pick up what specific people think is funny, whether that's puns, more clever and subtle stuff, situational humour or straight-up slapstick.
>>26269963 Varies from person to person, I know people who would be content for hours just talking about a sport, some about video games, some about music. I consider these quite boring subjects so don't have many friends I talk too in length.
I know a lot of people who play League of Legends, I was challenger so people like telling me about ELO hell stories and I pretend to care, but i'd rather pretend to care about LoL then football.
The problem with making friends is two people can have nothing in common whatsoever, but i'd say being interested in something heavily, to the point you can give recommendations is great.
On the same night as greentext there was a dude there in a Whitechapel shirt, I listen to death metal, we exchanged a few band names, played a few songs to eachother, got along well after that.
>>26270474 Why do you want male attention, which isn't sexual, if you don't hold any interests?
While it's usually the shoe on the other foot on this board, if you don't have interests which align with men, why would you want to know them if you aren't sleeping with them? Wouldn't you be better off just being friends with females, or having no friends at all, then faking interests to hang out with guys, or being yourself and guys simply wanting your vagina?
>>26270836 Oh I completely misunderstood the post, you want intimate relations with a guy but not sex. That becomes slightly easier desu. You can just play it off as a girl who is a virgin, talk to someone who's kind of shy, tell him he is cute and to go on a date. Tell him that you take sex seriously/are religious, but invite him back to yours/on another date anyway. Providing you aren't picking a douche he will respect the fact you are a virgin, and you will get the things you want, the problem is he will perform them on the premise one day you will have sex. If you pick a guy you never want to have sex with, he will eventually get annoyed and leave. He will also probably spread you are frigid/wierd depending how long you "date" for.
The problem is theres no friends with benefits without sex, atleast it's something i've never seen, theres no "netflix and cuddle", while I wish there was there is not.
>>26271970 If I knew where to look I wouldn't be alone either My advice is to not lie to a guy. If you do find someone just tell them you're simply not into having sex. I'd ask for your email but there's no real point. Good luck. Being lonely sucks
two words: older guys you are gonna be hard pressed to find a dude in his 20's who is mature enough to not be "damn, she's bad, damn dat ass, dayum i'd fuck" and stare at every ass and hit on every girl and try to fuck every single woman.
some younger guys are mature, but you are going to be bored with them, i guar-an-fucking-tee it 100,000%
>>26272982 I don't think you understood my story familia. She was genuinely interesting, she had better topics for conversation then most males i've ever met, I may have entertained her but she also entertained me, women, as a majority are useless without giving up their vagina, as they are usually vapid and boring personalities.
However she was not, she was a genuine pleasure to talk too, and I still talk to her to this day, infact I went out for a meal with the same people recently.
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