Obscure feels thread

>tfw other people make a big deal of something trivial to you and expect you to be so happy and you are but you dont what them to think your standards for happiness are low

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>sleep on arm/hand
>wake up
>can't feel hand
>realise i've been crushing it
>panic that i cut off the circulation too long and it will die
>shake hand to try and get feeling back
>finally comes back

>>26265809
>wake up
>feels like someone is touching my face
>look over at my beautiful gf
>I love you babe
>she is about to say she loves me too, but I wake up for real
It was all a dream

If you wank with a dead arm it almost feels like ur getting a hand job

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>yfw you love the smell of the wet fur on your cats back after he has been licking it
>yfw he just started taking a bath

>>26265923

Welcome to
T O X O P L A S M O S I S
No exits

>poop
>notice white shit that looks like noodles
>makes my ass itch

i should probably switch my diet or something

>>26265941
>T O X O P L A S M O S I S
>Up to half of the world's population are infected by toxoplasmosis but have no symptoms.[8]

Thanks wikipedia

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>tfw feel like you're the protagonist of a massive story
>everything feels deliberately placed to teach you a lesson at just the right time
>need to save all of the people that you know, except for the ones you dislike

>>26266489
>not saving everyone, even your worst enemy, to get the true ending
Shameful, anon

>>26265971

I once read that the parasite gives off signals that attract affected cats and the cat's parasites similarly attract affected humans. Hence the "crazy cat lady" thing.

>>26266865
t. Frisk

>>26266865
My enemies are dicks, though.

>>26266489
A true legend in your own mind

>iktf

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>tfw you think that you are good enough, and have prepared yourself enough for a long time for whatever you wanted, but when you get it you realize that you'll never be good enough and yo can't leave the shitty mediocre person you are

>>26265968
You might have parasites dude.

>>26265809
>immediately place hand on dick
Gotta love the stranger