i think im the biggest loser on this board, 20 year old and still

I'm 22 and same, so I guess I'll casually take your title away from you. There you go, anon, there are always bigger losers than you. Have a good night, or day

>>26265096
>>26265069
>69
>96
holy fuickin nigger christ

>20 year old virgin
25 year old virgin here. Doubt I'm the oldest virgin on /r9k/.

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>>26265137
32 y/o virgin, the crown is mine

>22 year old, NEET, virgin, parents were never married, raised by an anorexic single mother, lived on borderline poverty during childhood (slept on matresses on the floor, ate 2 minute noodles in my bedroom for dinner every night and didn't get a TV until I was 12), failed high school

beat me I dare you

>>26265204
also diagnosed severe social anxiety disorder and clinical depression

18 not a virgin. Step up.

I'm 26 and only ever gotten a handful of blowjobs about a decade ago, kek.

>>26265069
>18yr fat blob 280 pound fuck
>look like a fat weird al with long greasy hair
>Got two C's and two college cooking qualifications
>spend all my time lying in bed on anti depressants
I'd be more positive but losing weight is so difficult, and i've been fat basically all my life
Plus having a 4-5inch dick doesnt really make me feel any better about life

>>26265069
>i think im the biggest loser on this board, 20 year old and still didint lose my virginity
>i dont think it can get any worse?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're not even close anon.

What's worse?

Never having sex?

Or it being 16 years since you've had sex?

>>26265069
I was a virgin until 24 and am now in a happy relationship with my gf whom I lost my virginity to over a year ago.
Hang in there, bro

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Almost 29 years old here.
Still virgin despite having had 6 gfs.
>Too scared to put put
>Body complex
>Afraid of intimacy
>Many scars from surgeries, loose skin, and other scars. I look monstruous.

25, lost virginity to a hooker, live with parents, dropped out of uni twice, complete anxious sperg with people, very depressed, no job experience

im doomed m8's

>>26265069
Try beating 26, youngster. Extreme anxiety and fear of intimacy.

28, unemployed with no prospects, kissed a girl when I was like 13 or something, no female contact since.

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28 Schizoaffective aspie.
never had noone
its like hitting on a wall nothing at all.

22 here and completely given up on ever communicating with women in a meaningful way.

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might make profile on some dating sites for the lulz. seriously doubt anything will happen in my condition and i wouldn't message anyone. any recommended usernames or tips for making a profile? most people on dating site lie about their likes among most things i think (can everyone like going for walks? yeah right).

>>26265069
19 year old kissless virgin reporting in, gonna be 20 in exactly 3 months.
A question for older robots - does it get better in any way?

>>26265069
20 year kissless DATELESS virgin, lost the few friends I had, never had friends in high school.


Yeaaaah... I think I'll take that title now.

>>26269987
25 here.
It hasn't yet and I doubt it ever will

23
was one until 20 cuz i always overthought stuff
opt1: it's fucking 2016 go to a bar, get wasted and then fucking talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk
opt2: ask your female friends, cousins/sisters or the girlfriends of your homies to do the talking for you. some girl will show mercy

hang in there bud

>23 years old
>spent the entire night on a hard floor watching my onetis sleep comfy
>I told him the previous night he is the only thing that matters to me
>got a fistbump in return
>doesn't even matter since I get to be close to him all night and that's what matters
>he doesn't even know you are gay
>there is a good chance he is reading this right now
>there is a good chance he will hate me for feeling this way
>I don't know how could I possibly deal with him cutting contact
>last time he tryed I just cryed and beged
I sure feel like the biggest looser here

>be me
>20 year old kissless virgin
>clinical depression
>bipolar disorder
>social anxiety disorder
>insomnia
>prone to anxiety/panic attacks
>have like 2 friends who I only talk to in texts cause they live far away

How do I escape? I'm too scared to kill myself...

>>26271833
Underage b&

Pls.
GB ffngebj

>>26271833
I can relate. I remember having that exact thought on my mind around the time the Berlin Wall fell