>She keeps accidentally texting (You) because Her boyfriend

how is this even possible in 2016, is she a retard?

>>26263743
>she butt dials you
>that butt
>dials you

use it as a conversation started you derp

also mandatory
> she has your number tho

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>>26263767
This was in 2011, just recounting the last few happy memories of my life. Cheers.

>>26263767
>you'll never accidentally txt your older sister sara your dick at 1am again

I miss having flipphones

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>she calls you her bfs name by mistake

>actually having a girls number
>taking to girl(s) socially

Fuck off Chad

>Only had sex with two girls who were intoxicated.
>Both of them kept saying some other guy's name.

>>26263825
>2011
>keeps

are you ok anon?

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>>26263743
>lay in bed at night
>call her
>don't say anything
>just listen to the sound of her asking if you're there
>pretend you accidentally dialed her if she asks about it