*walks to the front of the lecture hall and pulls an AR-15 submachine

I'm a big guy for you, check em

>tfw no gf

I've never had sex. I've never had a girlfriend and I've never even had a female friend. Shoot me if you want but I'll die knowing that I'm not a normie.

>>26261023
Isn't an ar-15 an assault rifle?

>>26261051
>>26261072
*nods*

Get out of here. You're safe. Good luck next penis inspection day.

I pray to lord kek

I'm frigid and can't feel sexual pleasure or arousal please kill me it might be a waste of bullets but you'll be doing the world a favor

Shoot me please

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>>26261023
>implying i'm a normie
But I want you to shoot me anyway.

>>26261023

D-d-don't shoot I'm CIA.

Kill me, please. Release me from this mortal coil.

>AR
>sub machine gun

just using those media buzzwords wew

>>26261023
when I poop my balls dip into the toilet water

im a normie please kill me

>>26261023
I've been a bullied virgin all my life. I now lurk /jp/.

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>>26261023
I haven't left the house in 3 months. Mommy buys me fast food whenever I ask. I am a virgin and Kek be praised my dubs will save me you must check them.

Unlike reddit trash like you, I don't use le epic frog memes and I use normalfag instead of the sjw approved word "normie"

I like chicken tendies non ironically and always think of those greentexts when I eat them

>>26261152
Apparently anything that can be shot more than 10 times without reloading is now a fucking machine-gun.

>>26261095
BROTHER

KEK IS PLEASED BY THE SLAUHTEROF NORMIES

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>>26261023
I have watched over 9000 animes

I'm 5 foot 5 inches in height

dude I haven't gotten laid I've only been to like 2 parties ahaha me and the boys just smoked weed last night ahaha I'm just here for the memes

>AR-15
>Submachine Gun

I think YOU'RE the normie here, anon.

I'm not scared to say nigger in public

>>26261200
kek

I feel like OP would just let all the short guys walk out.

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I sleep with a waifu pirrow

Huh.. sry kid but i always carry my katana digutsu around with me. Im to fast i would be behind you in an instant and cut your head off.

>>26261236
what about the tan macho manlet with huge muscles and spiked hair who tries to compensate and thinks he is cool

I have to wonder what I would be doing in a lecture hall but whatever.

>I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with another person and I never will.
>at this point I am fine with that.
>also I actually have been diagnosed with autism so even my doctors and teachers think I am not normal and never will be normal on a medical and mental level.

So do I pass?

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This is a gun-free zone. You can't do that.

i guess i'm not a normie, but can you just do it anyway? please?

>>26261023
pull the trigger pussy end my miserable life so i dont have to do it myself later on

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>>26261023
I'D OVERPOWER YOU AND I'M A NORMIE MUAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHAWHAHEHAWHAHWHAHAHHAHAHAH (ENTIRE CLASS STARTS LAUGHING as you're arrested)

>>26261023
I'm a normie but if you have another gun I'll help weed the others out before I kill you

>>26261023
Free me from this hell

>>26261262
What is this a map of?

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I have hundreds of pictures of a fictional 2D girl from a japanese videogame series on my hard drive. I have written poems for her that she will never get to read, knowing that I will never hear her voice or see her smile fills me with deep despair.

Nearly two decades into life
> never had gf
> have a few autist friends, play vidya
> never held hands
> never kissed
> barely talk to girls unless they want something from me
> have horrible oneitis
> drink myself to sleep occasionally
> racist as fuck
> However I'm a shitskin
> ugly, acne, Jew nose, manlet, skeleton
>a girl hugged me one time out of pity
> she fucks Chad now
> suicidal at the moment
> worst I've felt in a white
> thought oneitis liked me. Instead she wants to fuck my """friend"""

Just shoot me anyway

>>26261023

>Show me you aren't
>Why aren't you

which one is it?

ya fucking faggot

Here's my sketchbook full of dirty cartoon drawings. If you look on page 34, you can see this bear cub character I drew taking off her shirt, skirt and laced panties and spreading her sweet pussy. And if you turn to page 40 is a panda character wearing nothing but heart print panties. On my phone I have all these erotic stories involving various characters I made, and hope to some day make a comic involving these characters, but I know I never will because I never go through with anything.

Also, look at the pictures on my laptop. I have 34gb of fucked up fetish hentai shit, including my art folder of all the smutty cartoons I drew in Photoshop. I can make you a flash drive of it if you like them.

Also, I have never had sex, kissed a girl, or even hugged a girl passionately. I frequently post on /r9k/ sharing my failures as a human being, and I'm pretty sure I'll be dead within a few years anyway so go ahead and shoot me. Right between the fucking eyes. End my miserable pathetic life you cunt. Do it. Just fucking do it.

>>26261313

Found it on /pol/ in an ideal America thread.

>>26261212
>>26261152
>>26261093
they can be configured in a shitload of ways including smg

I've only have had sex with 4 people

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>>26261023
I have no friends, never had a gf, and spend ours at a time imagining what life would be like if I had been born generations ago when I would have been eligible for arranged marriages, because then I wouldn't be alone. I also daydream about being a Napoleonic or Victorian cavalry officer, an Orthodox Monk, or a Roman provincial governor. I have no hobbies besides history.

I take anti-depressants and I wish I'd die in my sleep every night. Not so much since I started taking the SSRIs though.

Every waking moment is like a daze, I'm just going through the motions of my life.

>>26261331
uh no, Delaware can fuck right off to blue nation.

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>>26261210
YOU WILL DIE NOW NORMIE SCUM

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I'm a virgin, and one of my hobbies is writing C code in Vim. I also have complete several non normie anime series. I've only been browsing r9k for a year but painfully relate to it

>>26261380

Delaware was literally a southern state that held slaves before the niggers came.

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>>26261354
>I've only have had sex with 4 people
>only

oh thank god

please kill me

my girlfriend and i hate normies.

>>26261336
Sub-machine guns are chambered in pistol cartridges. Unless you're talking about one of those goofy 9mm uppers, ARs aren't sub-machine guns.

when I was 12 i memorized all different types and brands of forklifts, then I got my ham radio license.

normies don't have asburgers
I don't want to die (yet) (faggot)

>>26261403
B-but only two were virgins, and one of the girls was black!

>>26261401
fug off delaware fag

I'm a manlet with acne problems, I have no friends and never had sex or a gf

>>26261331
>Implying Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Alaska, and the Dakotas wouldn't be on red team

>>26261478

>implying I'm not from Texas

>>26261517

>implying I drew the map on ideological lines

Are you like Jewish or something?

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>>26261023
I have over 250 hatsune miku songs on my android, around 25 albums. Do I look normie to you?

>AR-15
lel get the fuck out or use a real weapon, cuckmando, your toys are no good here

>>26261540
Then whats the point of the map?

>>26261095
>>26261193
Hail Kek brothers

I watch surgical videos for hours in my spare time. I fantasize about cannibalism. I've never had a friend, nor do I want any. I'm really not that afraid to die though, so if you want to shoot me, put two right through the forehead.

I want you to shoot me
itd remove my lack of motivation and social skills from society

I have a $4,000 anime figure collection.

>>26261632

It's literally the Confederacy as far as I can tell

autism truly is a frightening thing

because I'm lonely even around people
(i like this thread a lot)

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please end this suffering OP

>>26261448
op very well may have been talking about such an upper on a full retard lower
make corrections when something is incorrect, not when something is goofy

>>26261023
Can't you see I'm wearing sandals with socks?
Also, I look like a virgin so please don't kill me.
I can even help you sir. Can I call you Sir?

>>26261170
Why are you in a lecture hall then?

Im 5' 2".

>>26261958
When something sounds that goofy, it needs correcting.

>>26261171
>>26261242
>>26261262
>>26261329
>>26261354
>>26261410
>>26261421
>>26261288
*machine gun sounds*

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I don't know it's not that i'm not fulfilled but it really is bothering me i think what i want is something genuine a meaningful relationship.

I get this relationship fever sometimes i thought i was getting over it but it when i see couples it worsens, i swear i was getting over it but honestly i'm dying for a fucking hug fuck i'm pathetic and i know dwelling on this will do nothing

Pic very fucking related just pull the fucking trigger already

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>>26261023
>respond to question with similar expression of pic
>rush you
>start the form of a german suplex
>stop when i've got you grappled
>rub my hands up and down the inside of your thighs
>whisper in your ear
>this is perssonell
>Hurt me

>>26261023
I'm ready to die. I hope I'm in the front row that day.

>>26261023
I'm just auditing this class.

because im handholdless and kissless.

>>26261023
I actually want to help progress the human race and be a contributing factor to our ascent and place among the stars and not be a fucking waste of carbon like most people in this room.

>>26261023
Im normie im living great life full of bitches and chads and parties. I have had 50 girlfriends. Shoot me please, please. I have passive income over 400000 per year also.

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Because I want you to pull the trigger.

I collect figures
I stay in my room all day and sometimes dont eat
I hate going to work
I-i never had a gf, or even held hands with a girl

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>>26261023
>implying you wouldn't be doing me a favor
Pull the trigger, friend

KILL ME FAGGOT OP, MANLET READY TO DIE

If you had the balls to do it, you'd have gotten laid by now.

I'm 21 and have been rejected/ignored/shrugged off by every single girl I've tried to start something with. No girl has ever shared mutual feelings of affection with me.
Kill me plox

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>>26261023
>*turns off gun safety*
And then the police sniper on the roof across the street fires through the upper window, taking the top of your head off. Your body falls forward trailing a streamer of blood and brain material, making a wet meaty THUD as it hits the deck.

>>26263351

"Just doing my job kid"

I'm a suicidal Khv with multiple mental illnesses
Actually fuck it shoot me anyway

>>26261831
Delaware is a liberal cuck state and is in no way a southern state fag

all you'd have to do is look at me

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>>26263351

OH yeah, remember all those school shooters stopped by police snipers?

>>26261023

My gf tells me I'm so weird, and sometimes I post bold political statements on facebook.

Go on, pull the trigger. Do what I've been too chickenshit to do my whole life.

>implying I'm in school in the first place

>>26261023
Because I browse r9k regular and girl's aren't that intrested in me, I also don't like soccer and my life is the internet

>>26261448
>>26262057
Today you learn about the Colt 635 and Colt 633. 9mm AR.

i have 1400 pepe reaction images saved, but i stopped saving them when he become >le funny sad tumblr frog.

i'm working on smug anime grills, i have about 400 so far. it's shaping up to be a nice collection.

>>26261023

I don't have to tell you...nobody sits near me because I'm socially outcast.

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>>26261023
*clears throat* ahem

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JEESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU, YES I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26261023
Y-you too desu.

>>26261023
*stabs you in the balls*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?

>>26263351
Is that a FAMAS?

original desu

JUST SHOOT ME

but before you shoot me, lets play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDtRtGdcZA over the university intercom system
it's my life wish

>>26261336
youre a dumbass

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>bro, just put the gun down, and I'll teach you how to b urself

just kill me anon
end it please
why am i even here?

>>26261023
olol

This will be easy, I dropped out of college years ago, ill read about this later today on /pol/ probably with some half baked conspiracy about it being a false flag.

I hate Anime
See? I'm no Normie

>>26261023
I'm a 29 year old jobless NEET who masturbates to ever increasingly weirder Japanese manga

>>26261330
Why the fuck would you use Photoshop? Illustrator was **literally** designed for that purpose.

Enjoy the bitter taste of the AR-15 round.

>>26261093
>>26261023

Fucking retartds. A civilian legal (without tax stamp and peperwork) AR-15 can only be a semi auto rifle. Yes it can be an assualt rifle if it has a giggle switch and it can be a smg if chambered in a pistol calibre and is either full auto or has a giggle switch.

Pls go to /k/ and educate yourself

>>26261189
A 1850s Spencer carbine is now a machinegun? Wew lad

>>26261023
>AR-15 submachine gun

no
that's not correct

>>26261023
Hahaha lil' autismo, kill yourself.

>>26261023

I am a 29 year old NEET who looks a little more like Dr. Robotnik every day.

>implying I don't want to die
>implying this many implicative implications in 2016

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I-I'm not a normie because...
*Stands up*
LOOK IT'S THE POLICE
*you turn around*
*teleport behind you*
*unroll katana*
*stab you in the chest*
*look at you in the eye*
Pssh, nothin' personal, kid.
Mfw when

Posting in le epic thread

Do you have an extra gun I can use?

>>26261023
I'm 38yo and I've never kissed, touched or had sex with a woman. I don't have friends and I'm unemployed. I'm an antinatalist and like reading hard-scifi and pessimist philosophers.

btw, do you have a spare gun?

>>26266158
You saved us all anon!
*Stacy kisses you on the mouth*
A true hero! - Chad

Gimme gimme chicken tendies
be they crispy or from Wendy's

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At this point I will attempt to rip off my shirt, but I will not be capable of it, and then I will return to my seat glumly.

I'm 6'2" have a girlfriend and a 8" dick.
I only come to this Mongolian Cave Painting subreddit for the dank memes and the Facebook frog.

>>26261389
Why no emacs?

>>26261023
I've never had a real gf, I've only had women who've wanted me for what little money I have.

One would constantly tease me about sex but we'd never get to it.

>>26261257
fill him with lead. empty 5+ mags into his disgusting body.

>>26261023
I am kissless virgin cuck, I have the high ground.
I've never even had a female friend. Now if you don't mind I'd like to go home so I can cry to pictures of girls I'll never have.

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>>26261023
shoot motherfucker.
i've had enough of this life and i'm probably going to do it myself sooner or later so do it.