*walks to the front of the lecture hall and pulls an AR-15 submachine gun out of his back pack*
Now that I have your attention, thank you.
Stand up, class. I want you to line up and I'm going to ask you each one very simple question. You see, I'm a reasonable man with a reasonable request.
Show me you're not a fucking piece of RANCID normie filth and I'll let you go. You have ONE minute before I put this nozzle up to your fucking noggin' and start spraying bullets into your skull cavity.
So, I ask you, why aren't you a FILTHY normie fucker?
*turns off gun safety*
>implying i'm a normie
But I want you to shoot me anyway.
I haven't left the house in 3 months. Mommy buys me fast food whenever I ask. I am a virgin and Kek be praised my dubs will save me you must check them.
I have to wonder what I would be doing in a lecture hall but whatever.
>I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with another person and I never will.
>at this point I am fine with that.
>also I actually have been diagnosed with autism so even my doctors and teachers think I am not normal and never will be normal on a medical and mental level.
So do I pass?
I'D OVERPOWER YOU AND I'M A NORMIE MUAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHAWHAHEHAWHAHWHAHAHHAHAHAH (ENTIRE CLASS STARTS LAUGHING as you're arrested)
I have hundreds of pictures of a fictional 2D girl from a japanese videogame series on my hard drive. I have written poems for her that she will never get to read, knowing that I will never hear her voice or see her smile fills me with deep despair.
Nearly two decades into life
> never had gf
> have a few autist friends, play vidya
> never held hands
> never kissed
> barely talk to girls unless they want something from me
> have horrible oneitis
> drink myself to sleep occasionally
> racist as fuck
> However I'm a shitskin
> ugly, acne, Jew nose, manlet, skeleton
>a girl hugged me one time out of pity
> she fucks Chad now
> suicidal at the moment
> worst I've felt in a white
> thought oneitis liked me. Instead she wants to fuck my """friend"""
Just shoot me anyway
Here's my sketchbook full of dirty cartoon drawings. If you look on page 34, you can see this bear cub character I drew taking off her shirt, skirt and laced panties and spreading her sweet pussy. And if you turn to page 40 is a panda character wearing nothing but heart print panties. On my phone I have all these erotic stories involving various characters I made, and hope to some day make a comic involving these characters, but I know I never will because I never go through with anything.
Also, look at the pictures on my laptop. I have 34gb of fucked up fetish hentai shit, including my art folder of all the smutty cartoons I drew in Photoshop. I can make you a flash drive of it if you like them.
Also, I have never had sex, kissed a girl, or even hugged a girl passionately. I frequently post on /r9k/ sharing my failures as a human being, and I'm pretty sure I'll be dead within a few years anyway so go ahead and shoot me. Right between the fucking eyes. End my miserable pathetic life you cunt. Do it. Just fucking do it.
I have no friends, never had a gf, and spend ours at a time imagining what life would be like if I had been born generations ago when I would have been eligible for arranged marriages, because then I wouldn't be alone. I also daydream about being a Napoleonic or Victorian cavalry officer, an Orthodox Monk, or a Roman provincial governor. I have no hobbies besides history.
I take anti-depressants and I wish I'd die in my sleep every night. Not so much since I started taking the SSRIs though.
Every waking moment is like a daze, I'm just going through the motions of my life.
YOU WILL DIE NOW NORMIE SCUM
I'm a virgin, and one of my hobbies is writing C code in Vim. I also have complete several non normie anime series. I've only been browsing r9k for a year but painfully relate to it
>I've only have had sex with 4 people
I have over 250 hatsune miku songs on my android, around 25 albums. Do I look normie to you?
I watch surgical videos for hours in my spare time. I fantasize about cannibalism. I've never had a friend, nor do I want any. I'm really not that afraid to die though, so if you want to shoot me, put two right through the forehead.
I don't know it's not that i'm not fulfilled but it really is bothering me i think what i want is something genuine a meaningful relationship.
I get this relationship fever sometimes i thought i was getting over it but it when i see couples it worsens, i swear i was getting over it but honestly i'm dying for a fucking hug fuck i'm pathetic and i know dwelling on this will do nothing
Pic very fucking related just pull the fucking trigger already
>respond to question with similar expression of pic
>start the form of a german suplex
>stop when i've got you grappled
>rub my hands up and down the inside of your thighs
>whisper in your ear
this is perssonell
I actually want to help progress the human race and be a contributing factor to our ascent and place among the stars and not be a fucking waste of carbon like most people in this room.
>implying you wouldn't be doing me a favor
Pull the trigger, friend
>*turns off gun safety*
And then the police sniper on the roof across the street fires through the upper window, taking the top of your head off. Your body falls forward trailing a streamer of blood and brain material, making a wet meaty THUD as it hits the deck.
OH yeah, remember all those school shooters stopped by police snipers?
i have 1400 pepe reaction images saved, but i stopped saving them when he become >le funny sad tumblr frog.
i'm working on smug anime grills, i have about 400 so far. it's shaping up to be a nice collection.
*clears throat* ahem
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JEESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU, YES I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>bro, just put the gun down, and I'll teach you how to b urself
Fucking retartds. A civilian legal (without tax stamp and peperwork) AR-15 can only be a semi auto rifle. Yes it can be an assualt rifle if it has a giggle switch and it can be a smg if chambered in a pistol calibre and is either full auto or has a giggle switch.
Pls go to /k/ and educate yourself
I-I'm not a normie because...
LOOK IT'S THE POLICE
*you turn around*
*teleport behind you*
*stab you in the chest*
*look at you in the eye*
Pssh, nothin' personal, kid.
I'm 38yo and I've never kissed, touched or had sex with a woman. I don't have friends and I'm unemployed. I'm an antinatalist and like reading hard-scifi and pessimist philosophers.
btw, do you have a spare gun?
Gimme gimme chicken tendies
be they crispy or from Wendy's
At this point I will attempt to rip off my shirt, but I will not be capable of it, and then I will return to my seat glumly.
I am kissless virgin cuck, I have the high ground.
I've never even had a female friend. Now if you don't mind I'd like to go home so I can cry to pictures of girls I'll never have.
i've had enough of this life and i'm probably going to do it myself sooner or later so do it.