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How do i use toilet paper?
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guys help im really scared
im going on a trip soon and ill have to stay with someone ive never met in an appartment style room. thats scary enough but the problem is: ive never used toilet paper, nor do i want to, but i cant bring tge right water-holder with me on the trip
How do i do it /r9k/? give me your cleanup tips
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>>26260613
take off a few sheets and fold them into a square. wipe your ass with it. look at the dirty paper before you throw it in the toilet. if there's a lot of shit on it, take some more sheets and keep wiping. if there's nothing left (or only a very tiny amount) you're done.

you've really never used toilet paper in your whole life?
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>>26260613
you eat it
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>>26260702
>no mention of blood on toilet paper
???
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>>26260702
>a tiny amount is ok

The fuck is wrong with you
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>>26260702
never. my parents didnt so i never learned how. i have used baby wipes but its still a struggle for me
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>>26260734
I guess if you see this, op, stop wiping?

>>26260774
I never take a dump outside of my house and I always hop in the shower right after. I get way too paranoid about smelling like shit/streak marks. if I'm gonna wash myself right after, it doesn't really matter if there's a tiny bit left.

>>26260848
I think this is one of the really interesting things about this board. I always see so many posts about normal, every day things that anons never learned how to do. sad and sorta heartbreaking in a way, but fascinating.
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>>26261321
im honestly ok with never wiping again but i guess i gotta learn now.
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>>26260848
Wipe your ass with toilet paper until the paper is no longer brown after wiping, then take two wet baby wipes. Rub your ass real good with the first baby wipe (rub up and down, fold once or twice if you can) and just finish off with the second.

After that grab some toilet paper again and dry your ass. You don't want to leave your ass wet.
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>>26260613
also, be careful not to use too much. If you use too much you can clog the toilet.
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can someone give me a (You) before I go poo?

it helps me relax
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>>26260613
Have you considered buying/bringing a travel pack of flushable wet wipes? That might be a better choice for you then trying to use toilet paper for the first time while staying with someone.
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what does "reddit" wordfilter to?
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>>>26262281(you) (you)
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here's some (you)s to help you poo. Just remember to (you) in the loo.
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>>26260613
All of it, I poo in the loo
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