>still living with prostitute ex-gf
>semester coming to a close soon
>no more need to be dependent on her for housing etc soon
>no more need to interact with her for a while soon
>surprise, she bought me a brand new car with her whore money just because
She's going to try to drag this on isn't she?
She performed under the name Sofia. Google "Sofia culioneros" or "Sofia tetonas locas".
You vastly underestimate what makeup and camera angles can do to make someone hard to recognize.
>"sofia cuioneros" or "sofia tetonas locas"
what kind of car?
If it's worth anything reject it outright and break away from her as soon as you can.
If you wanna fuck her over accept the car, then proceed to cut off contact or better yet, sell the car then cut contact.
Otherwise you're just a little cuckboii