>tfw live in student house
>tfw shared toilet right outside my room, pretty nice
>have to go for a poop
>suddenly housemates start gathering outside the toilet
>they're just talking in the hallway
>chinese delievery at the door
>they don't know who it's for
>they yell around the house trying to figure out whose it it
>"I guess I'll check with anon"
>starts knocking on my door yelling my name
>I stutter from the toilet "i-it's not mine"
>Chinese lady leaves
>They stay in the hallway for another 30 minutes just talking
>I'm sitting on the toilet still, finished ages ago but too scared to leave
>"Hey anon you're taking ages in there teehee"
>Waited until they all left, took almost 45 minutes
>literally in my room crying right now
>public toilets are a big phobia of mine because of stuff like this
Living with 7 girls is hell desu
>used to room with a bunch of girls
>they all thought I was weird after one walked in one me sitting on the toilet drinking whiskey, smoking, and playing Smash Bros
The tomato soup incident probably didn't help things.
>it was only weird because you were in there for 45 minutes
Nope it weird cause your sharing a bathroom with more then two people.
Any more then two people per bathroom for more then a couple days and im starting to go crazy.
Lived alone for a few years, i used the upstairs bathroom and forced guests to use the downstairs (which i only cleaned 3 times)
hahaha they know you did a poop Anon. They're probably laughing about it right now. Obviously you taking a shit is so important that it's going to become a frequent topic of conversation for your housemates, when you're not around.
I'm playing a video game I needed time to finish the round.
>late at night, years ago
>almost no food in the house we share
>I'm hungry and drunk and a bit high
>all I can find is fucking tomato soup
>I hate tomato soup
>I yell for twenty minutes about how much of a scam tomato soup is
>tell them that calling tomato soup a meal is like calling watered down beer a cocktail
>tell them that whoever invented tomato soup should be killed
>at least once I said the phrase "hurr durr i took a tomato and squished it and put water in it hurr durr it's a meal hurr durr" in a retard voice
>just wanted some food
>called my mom and gave her the same rant