>On computer >Have to take a piss >Minimize all windows

See, this is why people use pissbottles. Because closing all my anime shit is too much work.

iktf

live with parents, one time i left some beast porn up on my monitor and my mum saw it

>>26252864
dat paranoia.
I do the samething with my laptop

>>26252888
o shit that's pretty bad. how'd they react??

>>26252946
never brought it up my man

just like all those other horribly embarrassing things that has happened with family members

I clear my history and cookies then run CCleaner when not using my computer.

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this is my desktop background and my mom saw it yesterday ;_;

>>26252864
What are you afraid of him seeing?

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>he doesnt use piss bottles

>>26252983
At least she knows you're straight. Also all the chemicals people eat that make them reach puberty faster, makes it so that girl could be confused for 17-19

>>26252983

Lexee is so fucking hot, I want to cum on the beauty mark she has on the side of her nose.

>>26252864

I lock the door when I take a shit even though I'm alone, I guess it's the same thing

>>26252983

liking lexi isn't something to be ashamed of, althought she is getting a bit too old now

why not just have a password and put the PC on sleep?
airlock

just lock your screen, problem solved.

>>26253055
This. Anything else is autism.

>gf I staying at my place while I go to work/classes
>turn off computer before I leave

There goes my uptime.

>>26252864
I do the same thing, they don't need to see my pc.

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>>26252983
I know that feel, somewhat. I have a lot of wallpapers with fan-arts/photos of women but I am ashamed of it. no clue why. I never show it to people. also every time I watch movie or tv show and someone enters room I stop and hide it.
what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>26253038

My nigga, she is turning 15.

>>26253038
>tfw the cunny that made me like cunny is no longer cunny
Its a confusing time

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>>26252864
>have to leave computer, even for a few seconds
>open a new tab in firefox
>minimize all windows
>lock screen

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>>26252864
Why don't you just put it on sleep mode and have a password protected account?

>>26252864
Ctrl+t, win+m and I'm ready to go. I do it even there's no one at home.

speaking of paranoia
>bios password
>whole hdd encryption
>os password
>I also encrypt some of my text files
>vpn
>https 4chan

>>26253117
Worried people will judge you for your tastes?

>>26254780
sounds just about right. but what can I do about that?
I am getting to the point where I can do things I like only when I am alone.

>>26253117
I know your pain. I just like my privacy and dont want every nigger that walks in my room to see what im doing

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>>26253674

>that level of tinfoil

We are kin.

>>26252864
Windows+L

Thank me later

Just lock your PC.

>ctrl+alt+delete, enter

Set it to lock automatically in 5 minutes in case you forget.

I just lock it.
>Super+l

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>>26252864
>he doesn't have a lock on his door

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>>26253293
Thanks for the info, anon. My mum always catches me clicking away from shit, so it's good to have shortcut keys, although she might- just did it while typing this, works great. She didn't suspect a thing, thanks anon,

>>26252983
http://yooying.com/lexeesmith

Windows key + "L"

Get in the habit of doing this every time you stand up from your pc.

You're welcome.

>>26257671
You can also just press the Windows Key + L

>>26252864
>leave porn threads open
>leave degenerate threads open
>have P folder on desktop

if you dont want to see this shit dont go looking for it

>>26253674
h-how do i do this
im not good with computers

>>26252864
Why don't you lock the screen with a key command you idiot