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Whats your darkest most embarrassing secret /r9k/?
>be in juniors school
>i was artsy and shit and enjoyed making blu-tac men with swords and stuff
>really miss playing with these little figures when im at school
>get bright idea to make my own figures at school
>school toilets are old with exposed pipework behind the toilet bowl
>decide to use the toilet paper to make my own psuedo paper mache men
>decide to create a village of peaceful toilet dwellers behind the toilet bowl from toilet paper and toilet water
>used to spend 15 minutes every time i went to the toilet playing with these toilet water paper mache men
>i had at least 25 stored behind the toilet bowl
>when one went mouldy i used to hold a funeral for it and flush it down the toilet
>this carried on for 3 years
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>>26251551
bumping to see other peoples stories
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Don't let this thread die robro
I gotcha
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>>26251551
I was the one who started the angry meme phenomenon. I was just shitposting, why did people follow...the pain..
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>Be me
>17
>See a porn video with a girl putting a bath tap up her ass and squirting the water back out
>interesting.mp3
>go into shower
>shove shower head up ass (it's a slick tube-like one, not one of those fat things)
>fill my anus up with shower water
>do this for a while
>realise I can shoot poop out like a cannon by doing this
>sit on a towel
>aim at the metal clothes bin lid (I'm using it to protect the wall)
>geodude used rock throw
>*gong gong gong gong gongggggg*
>shit everywhere
>masturbate, clean up, and leave
I just realised mine's not as cute.
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why is this thread dead, it's not even bad
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I was heartbroken when the site without mothers removed beast videos. I fapped to them daily.
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>>26251551
You have posted this story several times, don't you? Or is it pasta?
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I force my little sister to spend time with me naked. Her skin is so soft and smooth.
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>hardcore sissy hypnosis addict
> also explore many psychologists works, theology
> get fucked up rock bottom file
> now i have to pee all the time and have trouble getting it up
WALP.
Proprio: get thw fuck out before it's too late, it's not worth it
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>>26252765
I used to fill a squirt bottle with water in the shower and inject it up my ass and have fun squirting water. It turned me on a whole lot too.
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Probably when I pulled my dad's foreskin back
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>>26252879
How does it work? I'm curious
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