>tfw literally had to explain to my roomie that i wouldn't

>>26250782
>getting cucked by your roommate to clean the apartment
I would leave your piss bottles and poop jugs all over the place senpai

>>26250837
Don't forget the cum boxes

>>26250837
>>26250865
no guys, im not getting cucked. i did not clean the appartment. he keeps asking me tho

>>26250905
If you were the one who made the mess then you better fucking clean it up.
Also
>living with a roommate and not with your parents or alone w/ neetbux
O U T
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>>26251809
its not messy per say. its vacuuming and dusting off surfaces and general shit like that.

i would live with my parents but my mom is psychotic and my dad doesn't live anywhere near any uni i'd go to.

Good on you, OP.

Sometimes I'm tempted to shit or piss in my roommate's trashcan because of things like this. I can't wait to move out.

>>26250782
Make sure to make them feel as awkward as possible when they're there.
Tell them how you'd kill to have a gf and seeing couples causes you to rage inside.
But try to say it semi-jokingly

>>26250782

You better prepare the lover's nest cucboi, if you are lucky maybe they will let you listen to them having sex

>>26251887
>per se

Ok then yeah, your roommate should do that shit himself. The fact that he's doing it to impress his gf and not for the sake of good hygiene and cleanliness alone speaks about his character. The fact that he wants you to do it speaks even more.
Is he at least doing some cleaning by himself?

>>26250905
Is it stuff you made dirty?

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>>26250782
that showed him
>my smug when

>>26250782
>I don't have a job and still can't clean up after myself.
Literally no concept of personal responsibility. I'm surprised you can even blame yourself for how shit your life turned out with that air of entitlement hovering somewhere around how bad you smell.