>tfw literally had to explain to my roomie that i wouldn't clean the apartment just because his gf is coming over
fucking normies i tell you
its not messy per say. its vacuuming and dusting off surfaces and general shit like that.
i would live with my parents but my mom is psychotic and my dad doesn't live anywhere near any uni i'd go to.
Make sure to make them feel as awkward as possible when they're there.
Tell them how you'd kill to have a gf and seeing couples causes you to rage inside.
But try to say it semi-jokingly
Ok then yeah, your roommate should do that shit himself. The fact that he's doing it to impress his gf and not for the sake of good hygiene and cleanliness alone speaks about his character. The fact that he wants you to do it speaks even more.
Is he at least doing some cleaning by himself?
>I don't have a job and still can't clean up after myself.
Literally no concept of personal responsibility. I'm surprised you can even blame yourself for how shit your life turned out with that air of entitlement hovering somewhere around how bad you smell.