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this guy is a virgin who had to move to fucking asia to get some pussy without paying for it

let that sink in for a minute

maybe you're not as ugly as you think?
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>>26250711

I look less good and got free pussy

he's probably a turbo autist
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>>26250711
>Close set eyes
>not ugly

Nice meme, he's not above 5/10 even in his best days.
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>>26250711
Orb moved to asia? What?
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>>26250711
what, how come..?
he has to be lying or something, bc i and pretty much all of my girl friends would have sex w/ him in a heartbeat. he is extremely good looking.
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>>26250711
If this is true he's almost certainly got all the social skills of a dead cat
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>>26250711
>find picture of handsome guy
>make up story that losers can relate to
>enjoy the confuse and denial of said losers
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>>26250726
this desu I look like ass and got laid a couple times

he looks like a faggot actually.
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>>26251046
This isnt too far fetched if the guy is really introverted. Girls hate introverts the way hitler hates jews
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>>26250711
IIRC, didn't have a plastic surgery or something?
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>>26251046
Not, OP.

Honestly, it's not made up. This guy is a complete fucking autist that bitches about how ugly he is. I'm sure you can find something online to verify this. I'm feeling pretty lazy right now or I would get you the sauce.
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>>26251181
Reality weirder than fantasy.
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>>26251181
Crazy. If this kid had self confidence he'd be getting paid to model
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>>26251223
Not really. Looking good doesnt make girls jump on your cock, esp if your a virgin. You have to be able to talk to them or have previous experience.
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>>26251223
>>26251231
Yeah. He's a shut in with an extremely severe case of burgers. Apparently he would obsess over dicks and draw a shit ton of pictures of them.

Looks necessarily don't matter. If you're an autist, you're fucked.
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>>26251223
>>26251231
His online name is Orb and he's an incel. He used to post on slutehate, and lookism, but I have no idea where he posts now. It's all real.
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>>26251263
sluthate*

can't type todfay. so fucking annoying t b h
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>>26250733
are you itabro?
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>move to fucking asia to get some pussy without paying for it
I feel tempted to do this.
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Yeah that's orb from sluthate. He has image issues and spergs out when approached by women. His brain has literally trolled his life.
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>>26251329
Lol that sucks. If I looked as good as he did I'd be swimming in fine women
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>>26251303
Of course, my nigger.
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I wouldn't say I look as good as him, but I'm sorta near that range. I don't have any image issues though. I'm pretty sure that guy must have had some missed opportunities, I know I did. Anyway yeah we exist and are very much robots.
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>>26251258
If he wasn't fat he was hot af in high school and all the bitches would want to date him.

>>26251499
You're just a failure, you've been dealt a full hand and yet you fucked up.
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>>26250711
>shit that isn't true that's supposed to make you feel better
HEY THANKS MAN
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He probably got delusions and high standards. Probably got hit by lot of girls below his level, and bitching how he doesn't get approached by 10/10. True robots won't get hit by anyone, not even ugly ones.
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>>26251533
People like us just have a massive case of the spaghettis. Us trying to hit on women is like watching a plain crash. We aren't any more failures than other robots. Charisma is far more important than looks.
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>>26251329
I wonder who hurt him
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That's retarded. I am a woman and I would have sex with him if we were married. Maybe he hair wanted sex and not marriage?
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that guys a super autist lord and he had plastic surgery to look like that.
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>>26251589
I got hit by a few ugly ones and I'm an ultra robot.
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If anyone here who looks like this guy wants to be my boyfriend please post your skype. Thank you.
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>>26251589

He can have high standards, look at his face. He is plenty good looking enough for 8s and 9s.
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>>26251590
My friend is hot af women hit on him all the time, of course, it's not all women. Both times he had a girlfriend was when he went to a school event and got hit on. The first one cried because he didn't fuck her because he just didn't give a shit. The other one left him because he just kinda stopped hanging out with her and was just smoking weed with us(group of friends). 2 months later we were high on 3mmc and he sends her an SMS: "[name] I miss you :(". Next day the bitch immediately clicked him on facebook and asked him if he would like to go get a drink with her, naturally he didn't even click on the window so it remained unseen forever because he sobered up and didn't give a fuck. Now he doesn't even go out to parties anymore, but just works all day and watches anime and that is the story of how he is still a virgin. He got his first kiss when he was like 12 btw. My other friend that is hot af gets hit on women all the time. One time he couldn't get it up the other time he told this 30-year-old woman that he is a virgin and she told him that he should lose it to someone that's special to him, which was probably just an excuse because she didn't want to have a virgin hump her.
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>>26251712
evilmastervyro
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>>26250711
It's just proving that Asia has no standards and everyone there is ugly as fuck.
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>>26250711
OP why you lyin', do you get pleasure out of making such boldfaced lies on the internet? I know it's ridiculous of anyone here to say "get a life," but damn am I tempted
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>>26250711
The guy wouldn't date an average 3/10 fembot. He waited until he was able to get grade A tuna.
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>>26251733
>she didn't want to have a virgin hump her

This is my worst nightmare. I know i'm gonna suck at sex and it will be very obvious I'm a 25 year old virgin. I get hit on by milfs and know I'd let them down and humiliate myself. I need like a practice bitch to help me get decent...but I probably won't get that. So for now its just weed and trap porn for me I guess...heh.
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>>26251046
no OP's pic is the real deal. Though, he did have plastic surgery
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>>26251822
I'm in the same boat, also 25 v here. My plan is to just claim that it's been a while and that I'm rusty. I'm absolutely confident this would work. Also I have feeling I'd do pretty good my first time.
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>>26250711
Kind of makes me feel worse you faggot. Even this sexy hunk can't get laid? Fuck sake man
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There's no way this guy is a robot. It's probably a new game he's running, gets girls to feel bad for him for being socially awkward then he fucks them.
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>>26251941
I take back what I said about being near that range of looks. Fuck man, all he has to do is take of his shirt and done he has a gf. You're probably right.
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>>26251822
>>26251903

I did well the first time. Was so worried I'd fuck it up right until the moment when it was sure to happen, and then I started thinking with my dick and there was no fear, it was just instinctual
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>>26251941

Lol girls don't feel bad for guys who are socially awkward
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>>26252063
They do when the guy looks like that.
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>>26251941
By the first few pics I can kind of tell he's a bit awkward or spergy. Can't explain it, it's in his face. He's good looking tho, no doubt could pull a qt.
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>>26250711
Thank you for once again proving that women are attracted to personality, not looks.
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>>26252076

He is for sure good looking but you can tell he has some issues, he does look very awkward. Not to mention those football jocks in the other thread blow him away looks wise. But he is still easily in the top 20% in looks.
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>>26251941

Is it just me or is there something weird about his bodyshape? I mean he still looks good, but there's something in his chest/shoulder area that weirds me out
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>>26252112
He's flaring his lats. Start lifting and you'll be able to do it too
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>>26252112

hips are a little wide, has a weak V taper.
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Another story in the book that never happened.
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>>26251404
News flash, if you arent swimming in them now and youre at least a 5/10, you'd never have them.
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hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11lxG8WM9M

>> do you believe in kissing honey
>> mmm you bet I do
>> well I believe in kissing honey when the moon is new
>> so we hug and we kiss in the moon light
>> and the moon shined bright as day
>> and we hug and we kiss in the moon light
dooo
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>>26252090
too bad we are still hopeless
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>>26252090
>>26252183
le purr son ality may may
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>tfw as autistic as this guy without the 8/10 looks
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Man I used to be like a solid 8 when I was a teenager, had a visible six pack and shit, still had all my hair. That's when I peaked. That was the best time to chase chicks and I fucking blew it. Every year I'm getting fatter, balder and lose teeth, every year my chances shrink. I want to get off this ride
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>>26252296
>fatter,
Stop stuffing your face, count your calories, and work out
>balder
Save up for hair transplants
> and lose teeth
Go see your dentist
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>>26251743
I added you but got no response?
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