Is Islam the true religion for us robots?

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>>26249430
Are you forgetting your saviour, KEK

>>26249430
No ,Islam is shit.

>>26249430
>Chaad Al Thundrdeek gets 50 wives and a big house
>You get no gf and live in the desert and your only work is to build Chaad's next house and watch him marry all the girls in your village
Nah. It's a dictatorial Chad religion.

>>26249430

>men and women separated in most public places (subway, etc)
>arranged marriage (no seduction bullshit "here look at my big paycheck, my big car, etc"
>Five prayers per day, for a well structured life, which most robots lack

So yeah, true religion for us

>>26249430
>Is Islam the true religion for us robots?

I'd rather be bathed in sulfuric acid, dumped into a pile of hypodermic needles, and then dissected live vivisection than convert to Islam.

Islam is the most methodically evil theological ideology that exists in contemporary society. More people die annually because of Islam and it's beliefs than any other religion on planet earth including Satanism and Sadhu sect of Hinduism.

>>26249901
It's capped at 4 wives

>>26250362
Chaad, Braad and Thaad get 4 wives each, 9 robots die as khvs. Big fucking difference.

>>26250228
The vast majority of people killed by extremists are muslims though

>>26250401
You've got to treat all 4 equally and even then it's discouraged. Also you have to get the father's permission, and seeing how expensive it is to maintain one family most fathers wouldn't let their daughters participate in polygamy, and Chad unless he's super rich wouldn't be able to support her.

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>>26250403
>The vast majority of people killed by extremists are muslims though

9/11
San Bernadino Massacre
Fort Hood Massacre
Paris Massacre

were all attacks on 'infidels'. Sure Muslims kill themselves, but they also kill Buddhists, Taoists, Christians, Atheists, and Jews alike.

969, Buddhist movement, started as a counter-coalition against the attacks perpetrated by Islam.

It's literally such a thoroughly disgusting religion that I'm surprised every Muslim isn't ashamed of their theological belief. Maybe they're all willingly ignorant, like the folks of Jonestown who drank the kool-aid.

>>26250491
My point still stands, the vast majority of people killed by extremists are Muslims. Beirut massacre, Taliban shooting the school full of kids in Pakistan, ISIS, Taliban + other groups warring with the Pakistani Army, various Syrian groups.

The attacks against non-Muslims aren't excusable at all, but non-Muslims are the minority of people killed by extremists. If the religion is so bad billions wouldn't be following it, and if it really is as disgusting as you say Israel would have used The Sampson Option by now and mankind wouldn't be here.

>>26249901
Also:
>no foreskin, making masturbation harder
>no ham and alcohol, say goodbye to ham sandwich and beer
Basically, islam is american straight edge.

>>26250228
>2016
>still hasn't got that most victims of jihadism are muslims
>still falls for the 80s meme about satanism

>>26250491
Ever heard about Syria and Iraq?

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>>26250565
>If the religion is so bad billions wouldn't be following it
Tell that to the Nazis.

>if it really is as disgusting as you say Israel would have used The Sampson Option by now
ISIS and Wahabbism is growing so rapidly that is legitimately something that can happen any day; Iran doesn't have nukes yet. They haven't used the sampson option because it hasn't been brought to that point.

The fact is Muslims are so inherently evil that Israel -HAD- to create a Sampson Option to combat the zealotry and fanaticism of that literal cult.

It's a disgusting religion because it has attacked it's own people and those who do not believe what they believe.
It's a disgusting religion because of Sharia law which is commanded for them to follow (a political doctrine, no less).
It's a disgusting religion because they will beat and murder a woman to death over the idea she burned a Quran.

>Defending a religion started by a warlord pedophile
>Defending a religion that is the epicenter of global conflict at this present moment

Did I neglect to mention how Muslims are typically some of the dumbest people on planet earth? You know there's a reason why "Muslim Intellectuals" are far and few between.

By the way, the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, has a PhD in Islamic studies.

Try and defend that piece of utter shit of a religion again, I dare you.

Religions that are superior:
Kabbalism
Judaism
Christianity
Buddhism (including Zen)
Taoism
Hinduism

I'll even go as far as to say
Greco-Roman Mythology
Sumerian Mythology
Tribal mythos

are all superior to Islam in every way, shape, and form.

>>26249430
God no Islam is chad religion through and through. You need a betacuck religion like Christianity for robots.

>>26250616
Straight doesn't tell you to kill infidels hough, and you don't get stoned for deciding to leave it

You also don't get stoned for liking men

Why is islam stuck in the middle ages?

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>>26250616

>Unironically defending Islam

Ouch, fedora's too edgy.

>>26250668
Faggots and others mentally ill like trans should be put down tbqh

>>26250668
you don't get stoned for liking men, you get stoned for fucking them and showing the world your sins
yes fags do get punished, but even that requires witnesses
so unless you fuck guys in public nothing will happen
the punishments are so harsh to discourage degeneracy, they are difficult to prove so that you turn towards God and repent

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>>26250823
>Unironically defending Islam
>2016AD

>>26250823
Yet fucking a 9 year old isn't degeneracy...

>>26250823
>so unless you fuck guys in public nothing will happen
I'm pretty sure most people who get "executed" in islam didn't commit the "crimes" they're accused of.

>>26250823
Don't you have a goat to fuck or a white girl to rape muhammad?

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>tfw no shy virginal waifu

Should I just convert and move to some shithole?

>>26250863
Marriages were made as soon as a child reached puberty. This was the norm in all cultures before the modern era. You can't look at people's actions without considering the surrounding environment.
The main argument for restricting marriage age is harm to the child. Aisha grew up to be "The Mother of the Believers" and an important scholar, hardly a damaged child.

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>>26250951

>Defending Islam
>Defending a pedophile
>Defending the worst religion on planet earth

wew lads.

>>26250951
>9 years old
>puberty

el oh lel

>>26251005
It's not uncommon for girls to reach puberty between the ages 9-11.

>>26250867
You can blame corrupt governments for that. Most of the issues come with ignorant people who happen to be born in a region where they practise Islam, they don't know their religion well and make up claims. If even premarital sex is haram, why exactly would raping Europeans be ok?

No, it's the religion for people who want to be brainwashed into throwing their gullible lives away for "God" or "Allah" or whatever you want to call him.

>>26251050
I'm sure you pedophiles are experts on girl puberty

>>26250868
>le bestiality meme
Ironic since animal brothels are legal and exist in the west foremost, eg denmark and germany. So you can go fuck a pig and then educate yourself.

>>26251072
>I'm sure you pedophiles are experts on girl puberty

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>>26251072
Take a basic biology class and stop embarrassing yourself.
>hurr puberty occurs at 18 because that's what the age of consent is

>>26250951
The main argument is consent of the child. Also a prophet should be above social norms if they are wrong since he's sent from god.

>>26250658
>muh wahabbism
Tell me without looking it up on wikipedia when the movement supposedly began and in what way it differs from how Islam was originally practiced. You can't though.

>>26251083
But bestiality is banned in Denmark?

>>26251121

>Moving goalposts

Friendly Reminder: thousands of people are killed every year in the name of Islam.

Friendly Reminder: This is the only religion that perpetuates and actively supports this madness.

>>26251122
He's right, a 2015 law banned it.

If anything I feel robots would lean much more towards existentialism

>>26251151
Moving goalposts is all they can do
>what do you mean gay is banned in islam? that's completely wrong
>you need to be caught fucking a guy to be executed it's totally different!

>>26251121
>>26251083
>>26250951

(you)

here it is. all for (you)

who /nietzsch/ here?

>>26251151
>Moving goalposts
Now you're just spouting random terms. I'm just calling you out on your ignorance and misuse of words, how is that moving goalposts?

>Friendly Reminder: thousands of people are killed every year in the name of Islam.
People are killed in the name of everything. That's how it's always been.

>But bestiality is banned in Denmark?
Seems like they just banned it. Europeans are so into fucking animals that their governments have to come out and specifically ban animal brothels.

>>26250362
4 wives, but you can also have concubines.

>>26251188
>Moving goalposts is all they can do
Pot calling the kettle black.

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>all these buttblasted /pol/tards getting assbothered over Islam on /r9k/

>>26249901
It's legal to have an infinite amount of mistresses in western countries, yet you complain about muslim men being able to have four wives? Kek.

Robots, what happened to Christianity? It was strong in the 90s and 00s but it's nearly disappeared since 2010. Was it the internet and social media? General lower intelligence of the population?

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>>26251213

ITT Butthurt Arab living off daddy's money detected.

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>>26251247
>Unironically defending Islam

>>26249430
Fuck off isis
Chad can have this world.
Im gonna die alone on mars
Or on my way there

>>26251221
Slavery was outlawed by the scholars so concubinage is not possible anymore

>>26251247
You don't need to be from pol to hate muslims my friend

>>26249430
I was born and raised muslim.
And trust me it isn't. It's pretty hardcore.
It's all hardwork, and obligations. Also the modern day applications are very tamed compared to the original, today's extremists are nothing. If the Muslim empire had survived the infighting, you would all have been forced into it by now, they put everything to the sword.

>>26251326

You're not born Muslim, bro. You're indoctrinated by your parents, like any other faith.

Islam really is cancer tier as far as religion is concerned. It should be internationally banned.

>>26249430
yeah, its bretty cool desu senpai

t.muslim

>>26251350
It's not that bad, it fit the desert in which it was born, the problem came in the expansionist mentality injected into it by it's leaders post Muhammed in hope of riches and glory.

It's all documented in our history books, how abubaker back-stabbed Constantinople and the Persians while their armies were engaged elsewhere. How warlords that claimed prophethood after Muhammeds death were given land and title to fight for the empire. It all became dirty politics.

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>>26249430
>defending Islam
>ever
*tips turban*

>>26250668
What is vegan terrorism?

>>26250692
Not defending anything. It's just the circumcision (something common with burgertards), no ham (something common with vegans) and no alcohol (something common with straight edge) that ruins it for me.

>>26251596
That's probably a sikh, you know.

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>>26251664

It's a fresh meme; not his fault he got it wrong a little bit.

I still remember September 11, 2015 when Meccas was literally struck by lightning and hundreds of Muslims were killed. In case they missed the memo, that was God; he was saying fuck Muslims.

>>26251501
If it wasn't for expansionist Islam wouldn't have spread to it's state currently hell Muhammed himself invaded and spread islam in exact same way. In case you haven't noticed Islam is a pretty shit religion to join willingly even going by middle age standards.