ITT : Things that normies say pic related

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oregenal cocmooocnod

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>Just deiced to stop feeling bad

>Things will get better
pro tip: they won't

>>26248348
similar selves gravitate towards each other

> Why are u carring a gun , anon ?

>>26248408
do you think that they all individually decided to dress that way? Obviously clothing is not the only thing that makes them similar to each other, but they didn't alll just happen to individually decide that they wanted to be that type of guy. They are all part mainstream culture, draining them of anything that makes them unique, they are so delusional that they think that it is who they are.

>You just have to think positive.

>why don't you just give people a chance?

>>26248467
It's just stylish clothing for areas that are warm. Get over yourself

>>26248467
yes. khaki shorts hug your testicles, penis, and butt cheeks in a certain way that makes some men feel simultaneously comfortable and titillated. then you find other men wearing the same shorts and you all congregate around brick columns and giggle about your penis tingles together. that's what friendship is.

>>26248509
The clothing is more symbolic than anything.

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>Women are under pressure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide

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S-someday right?

>We must help those poor refugees

"Aww, I think it's really cute and sweet that you're waiting."

Fucking bitch.

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>>26248650
>This meme again
Do it already. Make the number go up even more to spite women and confirm for the world that they're all attention seekers. Nobody sees your pain, anon. You could make them. Bet you won't even try, you pussy. You're just like those pseudocidal tumblr girls. You really should kill yourself all peacefully to prove robots aren't always violent when they leave the world.

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>>26248799
>This meme again
>statistics
>meme

>it's making people this mad

I could not have asked for a kinder post Anon

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>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

Fuck off

>>26248650

One of the reasons women are less likely to commit suicide is that they are more social and have better awareness of how their actions influence and effect others. They often have to think about children more than men do too.

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>>26248840
Oh no, it's not the statistics that are making me angry. In fact, I agree with you. Girls don't want to die nearly as much as boys do.

What makes me angry is your utter lack of self awareness. You repost it with the subtext "Look at me. *I* really want to die." whilst doing nothing to contribute to your own death. You're just another bullshitter.

>My dog died, I feel so depressed

>>26248650
>>26248799
>>26248840
>>26248877
>>26248885
>Not realizing convincingly faking a suicide attempt is wildly superior to actually killing yourself as a statement
>Not being around to reap the fruits of your autism
Faggots.

>>26248884
>have better awareness of how their actions influence and effect others
good joke
in reality all women are empathyless monsters that enjoy putting you down and seeing a beta suicide

>>26248934
this desu

So long space faggots

"grabs sawed off shotgun and blows brains out"

now I am dead you guys. Happy now :^]

>>26248940
>Implying you wouldn't watch and promote a suicide on cam right this minute.

"Black is beautiful."

>>26248307
Good to know! Too fucking bad things like that can't make me happy.

>>26248885
There's far too much NEETbux to reap and games to play for me to kill myself, silly

I just love how the evidence exists yet is ignored by the mainstream

"Hey fagnon! why dont you put your anime and vidya gayms for a while and come with me and my fraggot braws to the bar! I mean come on man, you are in your prime and you do nothing but sit around on the computer."
>be muslim
>be very anti social
> Omega Bot
honestly I can name hundreds of reason why I wouldn't go. I enjoy being stuck on my computer 24/7 shitposting as I please.

>>26248921
This pissed me off so much.
>WAAAH the living thing I keep as a possession died
>I don't care if you kill a person but don't kill a dumb animal because humans aren't worth as much as animals for some reason

And the worst offender
>I love animals, they're like babies
>don't kill animals
>abortions are okay though

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>>26249055
>be muslim

what the fuck
"dafuq"

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>>26249095
lol @ people who didn't grow up with pets tbqh

my phone is good because it's big

>>26249143
Dogs are fucking disgusting

Also, my point was that feeling sad for something bad that happened is not remotely the same as being depressed.

>>26248352
I used to be a cyborg but I just developed a severe panic disorder last week. No matter what I fucking do I can't change it. The anxiety just consumes me.

How to cope with this?

>>26248884

In other words
>"suicidal" women actually have better lives and they don't really want to die; it's just a ploy for attention

"please don't kill yourself lets talk"

>>26249168
Stop going on 4chan and reiterating what you already know. Ignorance is necessary if you want to keep your sanity.

>anon why do you always look so tired?
>why are you always sighing?
>why are you always so quiet?

Also, very sick of black twitter culture
>smhtbhfam
>truuuu
> X be like
>sliding into yo DM's like
what are DMs?
>>26248981
Top kek

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>>26249143
>tbqh
Are you okay?
Why are you typing like that?
Do you have water on the brain?

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>>26249162
Dogs are disgusting for people who haven't had one

But yeah people have ran the word depression into the fucking mantle

>go to gym
>just talk to people
>be more sociable
>just go out
>video games are for children
>a virgin past the age of 17?! rofl, what a loser

>"You don't have a mac? You're poor!"
What they don't know is that I spend more money on tech in a year than they do

>>26249095

animals: a friend to all, even robots, no need to be lonely if you have a good pet

humans: judgmental, arrogant, selfish, cruel, liars, molesters, abusers, will always betray you

abortion: lowers crime rates by giving retarded whores the option of not having kids they cant cope with who'd grow up to be shitbags, spares said shitbags from the horrible life of having a single mother which they are better off dead than having

fuck off normie

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"I love animals, but bugs are gross"
"Kill it with fire lol"

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>>26249295
>Normalfags would actually squish this

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"What's that on your arm?"
"Are those bite marks?"
"Did you do those yourself?"
"Why do you bite yourself?"

>>26249295
that's even more reason to squash insects

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>"get an iPhone"
>"it's okay to have kids right out of college"
>"I'm going to have a kid while I'm 21!"
>"you're going to change your mind someday"
>"sorry, got to take care of the kids!"

Being childfree is hard

>>26249333
I'm scared of spiders but I don't understand why normies need to kill them

>>26249363
Not really. The chart is more about the diversity of life, not what is most populous.

>>26249381
>it's okay to have kids right out of college
If you don't want to have degraded DNA and produce autistic offspring it is

>>26248668
Fucking hope so

>>26249392
Yeah, the chart is saying there's more species of insects alone than any other type of animal.

>>26249387
They kill them because they're weird and alien to them.
That's how normies are.
They destroy what they can't understand.
Anyone who kills animals because they are scared of them or just don't like them, are by definition, normie.

>>26249407
It's okay to have kids like around 8 years after college, in your mid thirties. I'm just saying you shouldn't have kids STRAIGHT after college (1-4 years) because It'll ruin your life. I think you gotta live atleast HALF of your life (~35 yrs) before you commit to something like that. My cousin fucked herself over cause she's in deep student debt with two kids: 1 accidental and the other planned.

>>26249095
>>26249162
what kind of person hates dogs?

>>26249095
It pisses me off when people who eat meat get sad when other animals die.

If you eat meat you are evil.

>>26249223
Quit throwing shade baka senpai :^)

>>26249591
It pisses me off that people care for things they have never interacted with and then get mad other people are evil
If a plane crashes somewhere without people I care about I couldn't give less of a shit

>>26249055
is your favorite game bomberman?
maybe you main demo in TF2?
have any rapes or bombings planned in the foreseeable future?

>>26249498
I don't hate them, I just don't hold them higher than human life like some kind of speciescuck.

>>26249282
Burned
denruB

>graduated a year and a half late because I'm retarded
>can't find a job because I'm retarded and socially stunted
>only ever been made fun of by girls/women because I'm hideous, retarded, and socially stunted
somebody please kill me

>>26249498
dogs are nothing but shitting machines
go out, fucking dogshit everywhere
dogshit on the pavement
dogshit on the street
dogshit in the grass
fuck dogs

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>>26249407
this doesn't apply to men

>>26249759
Cool if true
But also not because grills are still waiting

>>26249443
What if I kill flies? I relocate most insects, but kill flies and mosquitoes.

>>26249738
>>26249282
>if a women likes black men over white men she's cucking her race
>if a man likes animals over humans that's fine
Continue being an animacuck.

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>>26249443
I remember back in highschool I sat right in front of a Stacy. There was a marker board right next to us. All of a sudden Stacy screams, there's a tiny spider bro making its way past her towards me on the ledge on the marker board. She was begging me to kill it.

>mfw I refused to do so, and spider bro went on his happy little way

>>26249784
it's true, sperm doesn't degrade with age

>>26249740
Go cocoon mode. Start lifting.

>>26249793
>on r9k
>not a misanthrope
Literally what are you doing here?

>>26249833
Perfect normie answer. Flawless.

>>26249833
>google "cocoon mode"

Holy fuck what is this delusional cancer

>>26249793
animals have higher value than any woman alive

>>26249850
>calls himself a misanthrope
>b-but dogs are cool

Dogs will cuck you as soon as you run out of food. They're gold digging women with fur.

>>26249920
you're confusing dogs with cats my nigga

>>26249862
It's worked for me. I look a lot better than I used to. Now I have to figure out how to get out of cocoon mode

>>26249952
>Now I have to figure out how to get out of cocoon mode
You don't simply leave anon

Part of the board
Part of the crew

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>>26248307
>graduate
>WHAT!? you didn't get a 6.0 GPA? get out of my face, LOSER!

>get a job
>WHAT!? you didn't get a job at 14 to get experience like everyone else? get out of my office, you lazy communist bum!

>find someone who loves you
>WHAT!? you're not Chad and didn't fuck 100 women before me? ew creep get away from me!

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>Hey, it's okay, I never knew what I wanted to do with my life at your age either.

>>26248877
Permanent solution to the permanent problem that is life

>>26250030
>>26248877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZA-_kWGGc

Listen to this

>>26248940
>Falling for the 'women are evil' meme

Stay a virgin, angrycuck

>>26249443
But you faggots on r9k don't understand normies properly, and want to destroy them.

In that way you're exactly fucking alike and I'd bet realizing that will throw a wrench of cognitive dissonance into the special snowflaje schema you've built about yourself.

>opposites attract
Fuck normies. This is like saying you should marry someone you have nothing in common with and hates your hobbies.

>>26250457
hate isn't the opposite of love so if you really were opposite they wouldn't hate your hobbies and you're taking the saying too literal, also
>being such a bourgeois easy mode babby you want things in common with your wife

>>26248408
>>26248348
>Same shirts and shorts
>Same two colors on the shirts
>Same two colors on the shorts
>Same fucking shoes
>Same fucking back packs
>Same fucking two or three haircuts

Nah, thats normie hive mind.

>

>>26249333
i want a spider t bh

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>>26250402
>normalfag desperately tries to defend his vile kin
>literally victim blaming

>>26250528
>being such an insufferable cunt that you'd marry a stranger with nothing in common
Have fun with your marriage full of bickering and infighting. At least I won't end up like my parents.
>>26250528
>taking too literal
Obviously you didn't see my "like" there. I was making an analogy. here's a better one:
That's like saying the prom queen will go for the beta kid.

>>26250656
>people fight because they don't both collect stamps
it's becoming obvious how oh-so-very young you are

>obviously you didn't get my analogy of where I take the saying hyper-literal
no, I saw it. it's just stupid, plain and simple

>>26249095
Pets are awesome, so is abortion. There are many people on earth that everyone would be better off without them around. To say otherwise makes you normie as fuck.

>>26250731
>people fight because they don't both collect stamps
Well yes. If you don't spend time doing fun things with he person you love, you don't associate having fun WITH them, and therefore don't bond. My parents didn't share any hobbies therefore they barely did anything together therefore they didn't bond and come to truly love eachother.

>>26249792
killing mosquitoes is completely fine because the little fuckers keep attacking humans

>>26250830
you're taking one tiny part of your stupid parents not getting along and then expanding it to include all of man kind and to cover all other problems they undoubtedly had, namely their having a retarded son

you can take your single anecdote and your pop science ignorance along with your literal interpretations of sayings and go fuck your 17 year old self

>>26249295
sooo the level of occurance is supposed to reflect our feelings for them? well if i ever witnessed autistic logic, thats gotta be it...

>>26249055
Please, like anyone would want to be in your company anyway.

>>26248307
ITT: Things that people with the ability to use basic logic say. OP's pic related.

>>26248481
If I had a dollar for every time I heard this I could pay for a gf

>>26250917
I'm saying you can't say you like animals, when you really just like a tiniest amount of of them. Most people who say they like animals only really care about mammals and maybe some birds.

>>26249095
>>WAAAH the living thing I keep as a possession died

This, it's weird as absolute fuck how people treat pets. Imagine if a giant snatched you up, cut off your testicles, put a collar on you, and trapped you inside a house where any time you try to escape he pushes you back in - your only thing to look forward to being nasty dry cheap food.

That's how some people treat pets. It's incredibly cruel.

>>26250935
FUCKING NORMAL SCUM GET THE FUCK OFF

>>26250935
Everyone finds someone who loves them? Not might but will?

Holy shit thanks Anon!

>>26250830
You adapt and change little ways you spend your time to accommodate and learn from the person you're banging to develop a healthy relationship. You share a life not get twice of what you already had. You don't get together because you two are carbon copies of each other, to imply otherwise is really immature.

You get with someone because you two want to fuck. Then you two grow from there.

Your parents sound like selfish people that got trapped by having you. Stop projecting because your parents are bad people and you are partially responsible for their misery.

>"I'm never getting married."
>"Oh you'll change your mind."

>>26250960
Petless child detected

I mean what you described is basically the deal women get when they redeem their beta male access

>>26248307

Well that sucks.

Were the normies right all along then?

Because things DO take time.

>>26249498

Chinks and sand niggers, so if you hate dogs you have subhuman company

>>26251008
>Petless child detected

My mom has cats, they're fantastic but we make sure to let them go outside anytime they want, give them wet food daily, etc. They're free to come and go as they please. Some people genuinely trap their pets inside their homes, and push the cat back inside anytime they attempt to escape. It's completely fucked.

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>>26250999
>'i don't want kids"
>"hahaha you'll change your tune in a few years"

>>26250997
> You don't get together because you two are carbon copies of each other,
geez man I'm only saying you shouldn't marry someone you have NOTHING in common with. Not saying you have to be EXACTLY like each other.

>>26251038
That's because you want the cat to be a home pet, not to bring you lots of parasites and other disgusting shit.
I am sure you have got fleas at least once from your cat, don't deny it.
Mine has brought us fleas like 5 or 6 times, so she is banned from sleeping in our beds.
The cats that are inside all the time can come and cuddle whenever they want, the cats that are wild, can't.
I just took care of this cat cause she was abused by her former owner, but she can't get used to a standard life.

>>26251057
>mfw the white race is dying because of manchildren and late child-rearing career women creating incels

Beautiful revenge by nature.

>>26251038
>cats

Like I said petless child

No but seriously cats are way less social and content with being around humans than a dog. I agree that trapping a cat in the house is fucked up considering they aren't walked.

>>26251089
We came from the nigger and we will return to the nigger

>>26248307
>just apply yourself and everything will turn out okay
>you're just not trying hard enough, I can do it see?
>don't think about it just do it
>you think about that?! That's messed up.
>I never think about killing myself, you just have to stay positive

>>26251130
>I never think about killing myself
I just assume everyone thinks about suicide at least a little, they just lie so our corpses aren't blamed on them

>>26248307
> Oh! I love getting up early in the weekends!

> Videogames? I'm not a child!

>>26251089
If women weren't such whores that wouldn't happen

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> In College
> Meet a qt French girl, "living the life", fun as hell, with a shitton of admirers she pretend to not see
> Literally every guy who talks to her falls in love with her
> Bitch is literally the luckiest person alive. Her dad is a famous artist, the had seen the whole world already and shit, and she never worked hard for anything
> She dropped out of College when I majored, saying she wanted to experience the "real life" instead
> Laugh internally at her gullibility
> Meanwhile, with my masters degree, I still cant find a job
> Learned she found some dreamy job working for the UN in middle east
> Then she got along with the fucking Prince of Dubai or what the fuck and now she's working for him
> See her post pictures on Facebook everyday in which shes with famous celebrities and shit

> See her everday post pictures on Fabebook about how life is a gift and you just have to "take your chance", "just live", or "everything will be alright" when I contemplate suicide

>>26251089
>not being a misanthrope
fucking normie

whites dying out means society collapses and humanity slowly erodes away

>>26251059
Ok well maybe I took your stuff too literally. Probably due to seeing the word 'literally' 6,000 times a day on this site.

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>>26248799
To the left: Immature stormfag that think that he's "hip" because he has unbuttoned the top three buttons.

To the right: Mature young man who can tie his own tie. Scruffy collar, but it's quite charming in his age.

You feel lonely? Again?

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>we'll try the therapy again?
>you're a nice person
>there's no reason people wouldn't want to be friends with you
>it's alright to be quiet

>>26249952
this is my problem as well. in 2 months or so when i finish off my DNP and get to a low bf % i will start a test cycle and start tanning. once i'm more /fit/ and bronzed i still won't be able to get a gf probably since the only girls i talk to are the cashiers once every 2 weeks when i get groceries or the girl at the front desk of my apartment complex once a month when i pay rent.

>>26248348
when normies dress way more autistic than robots do

I've discovered anime porn
https://hitomi.la/

will 2D recover my virgin status and turn me into a robot (again)?
I repent my sex-having normie ways, from now on autism will be my only god, pls forgive me

>>26248799
left one looks like a fucking baby

>>26251770
>failed normie
get the fuck out of here

>>26251770
>discovered anime porn
>anime porn

Fuck off

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>>26251770
Kill yourself mate, this is disgusting groveling.
I'm dead serious. Kill yourself. Even if you're joking, just kill yourself.

>>26251770
>niggers be getting keyloggers on their system and don't even know it

kek

>>26251770
Is this a new spambot?

>you'll graduate
pretty sure I won't go back to school as an old person

>>26251856
yes, anime porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0

>>26251840
>>26251877
why the hate? I'm a friend of robots

>>26251904
what? how do get rid of it?! even tried to watch it on my android phone but it opened 3 new tabs and attempted to install something so i only go there on my computer

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>>26251770
>>26251976
The term is "hentai".

>>26250958
well people do though so evidently they can. saying "i like animals" while being afraid of spiders or crushing flies may be a logical fatality, but thats just what emotions really are and thats basically what im saying. But yeah i suppose i get it, id care enough to specifically exlude flies from all animals i guess^^

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>>26250019
>i bet everyone at you're age is getting a degree, a gf, a job, etc
>why aren't you?
>its the normal thing to do, anon

>>26251877
just googled what 'groveling' means
thanks for making me realize some of whats wrong with me you rancid swine

>>26252163
It's going to get worse thanks to Obozo's new EEOC act.
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/01/eeoc-pay-discrimination-obama/433926/

>Want to get a raise/promotion yet too many people of the same gender and race are of that paygrade or rank? Tough shit, you will be passed over in favor for quotas, this may also effect employment aspects too..

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>tfw 27
>been 2 years since graduated
>have been working nothing but min wage shit jobs since
>gf of 3 years left me
>said fuck it last month and became full time neet
>I'm just dead inside , haven't been outside for 3 weeks, don't answer any calls, don't even play vidya or watch movies
>thinking of taking the money I have left and wander the world like a bum

>>26252230

Identify as a black female

They can't tell you you're not because that's oppressive

>>26252240
That sounds like a nice idea anon, buy a tent, a backpack and wander the world doing small jobs like picking fruits from time to time

I knew a girl who travelled 3/4 of the year and spent the last 1/4 working in some hotel in switzerland

>>26249498
Sobhumans and mudslimes

>>26248348
Is that a dress code?