>be black fembot >we statistically have a harder time on

>>26247477
>A pick up line featuring sex works on most males
In other news, water is found to be wet. More at 11.

>>26247531
I saw this pick up line working on women too

>>26247477
what a qt, are you going to actually meet him?

>>26247477
>women can open their legs and get dick
I'm flabbergasted, simply astounded.

>>26247543
When an attractive guy was saying it

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>>26247582
Probably not. Just wanted to see if the pick up line worked.

Wow this pick up line is like a gold mine

>>26247593
I believe everyone should use this pick up line

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>Tfw no black, virgin fembot gf who's not vulgar like OP

>>26247477
It's quite sad that bait and a woman's genuine musings are literally indistinguishable.

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>>26247477
>pick up line
>that shit

>>26247477
>we statistically have a harder time on dating sites

Black """""""""""""fembots"""""""""""""""""""""" just go for Chad and Tyrone. Im not falling for the "nobody likes black girls" meme. The ones that have trouble are fat/ugly black girls. I have never in my life see a qt black girl date a black that was average/ugly.

>>26247774

Don't do it. Even if you find a nice, whitewashed black girl she will still have nigger relatives and friends you have to be around.

>>26247913
this
And even the fat/ugly ones are always able to get some really ghetto hood nigga from the projects, somehow.

>>26247913
"sweet shy loving nerds" hate black women. they lie about their interests around us because they think we have zero tolerance for anything strange (even if it's normie shit like game of thrones) and believe we have black holes for vags.

>>26247477
>>26247700
i can almost assure you that this will never work witha guy

>>26248018
Are you talking about blacks or whites?

>>26248018
>they lie about their interests around us because they think we have zero tolerance for anything strange

No, they're probably tired of being shit on by black girls for BEING "strange". Most black mostly go for 1 type of black dude, and that's Tyrone

>>26247913
>I never see attractive people with average/ugly people
so if you woke up tomorrow looking like brad pitt tomorrow you'd get yourself a 3/10 gf if she was nice to you?

>>26247477
Wow you're dumb. You dont even need a pick up line just ask him for sex. Hell anything inquiring about sex will work

>>26247633
No shit, you've got a pussy, men LITERALLY kill each other for access to those drooling gashes.

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>>26248138
>N-n-not even attractive guys go for uglies tho...

>>26248111
so why should I want a racist bf?

>>26247477
Tbh tho I'd be really hesitant if a girl put herself out like that. If shes that easy she must be riddled with disease

>>26248239
who mentioned racism? fuck is wrong with you, bebe? you're dumb as shit

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>>26247477
If it took you this long to figure men out then maybe /pol/ was right

There's a reason there's no female /r9k/

>>26247927
Aren't there some nice ones in middle class areas? Surely they can't have full on nigger family/friends.

>>26248239
Im a black dude. This is straight up fact. The only black women statistically having trouble getting a man are fat, ugly , and single moms

>>26247913
>Im not falling for the "nobody likes black girls" meme. The ones that have trouble are fat/ugly black girls.
If you're going that route then the same can be said for guys. That same OKC graphic that people love to post here to prove that men have a harder time dating than women proves that black women have a way harder time than anybody else.

>>26247477

Literally any line, pick up or not would work with desperate faggots or Chad on Tinder. Why are you niggers so fucking retarded?

Just post : Do you want to fuck me?

I can guarantee 99% of males will answer yes.

If I do the same literally no woman will ever say yes, and I don't look like a monkey.

This is what there is no such things as fembots, fuck off.

>>26248313
that's a huge portion of their population anyhow

>>26248313

if they're tired of being judged by black girls they could at least do the slightly less pathetic thing and just not talk to me instead of hiding their hobbies. why would you even want to interact with someone that thinks your favorite things are stupid?

>>26248414
>if they're tired of being judged by black girls they could at least do the slightly less pathetic thing and just not talk to me instead of hiding their hobbies

Yeah, fuck them for trying...

>why would you even want to interact with someone that thinks your favorite things are stupid?

What if they actually wanted to date a black girl? Why not? But it barely happens. I bet this is one of the main reasons they rather get a basic white/Asian women.

>>26248498
>dating someone you have no interest in outside of their appearance who hates the things you like

I fail to see how that's better than tyrones and chads.

>>26248200
Just because he doesn't have downs doesn't mean he's attractive

>>26248577
Do you ever look at white men and just think 'wow, no wonder my ancestors were their fucktoys

>>26248313
I am ugly though

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>>26247477
>be black fembot
pic related amirite?

>>26248577
If you have a WHOLE SPECIES just going top-tier men only (Chad/Tyrone), that should tell you something

>>26248313
I don't think race matters when you put it that way. Attractive women get attention, doesn't matter what race they are.

>>26248651
He aint even fucking close to being ugly either, what's your point?

>>26248770
I don't think he's that cute is my point...sure he's more attractive than the girl but not enough to make it seem as if it's a "Chad with a downie" situation.

>>26248812
Are you fucking kidding? He's a qtpie. Fucking fembots, anyone who isn't Chad is dirt.

>>26248655
no because my ancestors weren't enslaved by whites

>>26248835
You're a nigger, yes they were.

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>Randomly ERPing with people
>Racist /pol/ type, I have my reasons
>Some girl messages me, we talk a bit and do some stuff
>She reveals that she's black, etc etc, turns out she's got a fetish for racists and asks me to start calling her nigger, slave, etc.
>My cock is confused as I wonder how simultaneously perfect and weird this is.

>>26248200
Holy fuck, well good for them if they are happy, but that guy must have no standards.

>>26247477
Literally any pickup line will work on a 3/10 guy

>>26249094
Really.
Chances are they're just happy a girl noticed them
Sempai

>>26248829
How do you know he isn't mentally challenged himself though? Not all mentally challenged people are ugly. And I'm just personally not attracted to boyish faces, but their difference isn't as extreme as you make it out to be.

>>26248018
Im not sweet but im a shy nerd and i love black women. stop generalizing

>>26248018
Hey its not our fault the jewish media makes all blacks look like cool extroverts that arent weird at all

>>26249074
Maybe he has a fetish for retards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0Z041CZWM

>>26248018
>it's because I'm black the world is so racist omg
>it can't possibly be something wrong with me personally

>>26248693
>lol yea thats me :)

>>26247477
>black fembot
>statistically proven
SHOW ME THE NUMBER BITCH, AND ACCOUNT FOR THE LOWER POPULATION OF BLACKS IN AMERICAN. (20% of people are black in America.)

>>26247477


>even autistic nig nog females can get sex any time they want

Just proves this world is fucked for men

>>26249094
that guy is like 6/10 though

>>26249667
getting sex is women's only advantage, dont complain, you priveliged male

>>26247477
>black
>woman
why even live desu don't bother spreading the colorful genes

>>26249384
Didn't think it that way

>>26249758
But they have a self defense army any time they step out

And they can just starve to become sexy instead of lifting weights

And there is no socially acceptable to mock equivalent of manlet or small dick for girls, even fat (which can actually be changed)

And women can be shy and people can find it endearing instead of disgusting

And they can stay at home being paid for and no one cares

>>26249460
and yet sum yung hos are treated like princesses wherever they go

>>26247477

>His name is Jon
>He also likes the chocolate

hmmm, might be a trend here.

>>26249853
Women are actually very insecure about having small boobs. They care more than men when they're flat.

>>26249895
>They care more than men when they're flat.

Exactly, many men are fine with it
Ergo not equivalent to small dick/short

>>26247477
Try, "Tell me you swiped right because you want to take me to my favorite restaurant and fuck me in the back of your car"

>>26249853
>But they have a self defense army any time they step out
because men want to have sex with them
>And they can just starve to become sexy instead of lifting weights
depends on what you find sexy. starving yourself is exhausting too.
>And there is no socially acceptable to mock equivalent of manlet or small dick for girls, even fat (which can actually be changed)
small boobs, roastie etc?
>And women can be shy and people can find it endearing instead of disgusting
because thats a feminine trait, and men want to have sex with them
>And they can stay at home being paid for and no one cares
because men want to have sex with them

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>>26250139
why would you want to be taken out and fucked, instead of taking someone out and fucking them?

>>26249074
He's got special school level autism

>>26250187
>because men want to have sex with them
Any violence at all is protected though, such as catfights or a mugger or just someone being a dick
Imagine a small man being defended from a big man because he's physically weaker
Even if he's asking for help it just doesn't happen
>starving yourself is exhausting too.
No it really isn't. Nothing aches and it takes no planning.
>small boobs, roastie etc?
Many men outright prefer small breasts to cow tits, so that doesn't work
Roastie is a meme attempt at a comeback, but try mocking a girl for that irl. You'll do nowhere near as well as calling a guy a small dicked loser
>because thats a feminine trait, and men want to have sex with them
It also means social retards like /r9k/ is have nothing to worry about if they're female
>because men want to have sex with them
wow, getting laid, what a fucking price to pay to have a free house and never have to work yet be socially acceptable while doing so

I don't even need to bring up suicide statistics

>>26248200
he's with her because she's a wealthy model you know.
not that there aren't lots of examples of good looking guys with ugly females, but that happens the other way around too very often.

>>26250571
yeah im not arguing that females have it easier, but its all because of men wanting to fuck them/them having one advantage, the upper hand at sex.

>>26247477
You're doing it wrong bebe
>>26250139 is more acceptable

>be white guy dating a black fembot

do i know you OP?

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>>26248200
when u get chromozoned

>>26247844
^~^~^~^

spoilalalalalalalalalala

>>26249042
>say 'come to your master'
>chain her somewhere
>beat mercilessly and make her do chores
>it's all ok because she's into it
damn u got luck

>>26247633
Post pics of Ryan OP :3

>>26247591
it takes the shitskins longer to figure out

>>26247477
dear fembot
that's not a Chad
he looks worse than a robot
enjoy your delta male

>>26251162
>implying hypergamy hasn't been rampant in the black community of america

tip kek

that's the future for all of us. watch and weep because HYPERGAMY IS COMING

THANK YOU, TINDER

>>26247633
>>26251139
Come on OP :( Post emm!!! >~>

are you the black fembot that shows up on omegle sometimes?

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>>26248018

lol, this roastie knows too much.

>>26251816

>that picture

That's a girl??

Holy shit.

>>26248324
>That same OKC graphic that people love to post here to prove that men have a harder time dating than women proves that black women have a way harder time than anybody else.
Black women get higher reply rates than ANY race of men, even more than white men.

All the black girls I know have strong personalities and I'm very intimidated by them so,
>tfw no qt black gf

>>26252908
You can't just say something like that and not post sauce.

>>26247927
holy shit why did I never think of that.
I literally forgot people have families,close one. Don't want to be tyrone's brutha in law