Biggest lies you've been told

looks don't matter

>>26247128

>it get's bettter

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> It's important you learn cursive. You'll use it your whole life.

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I will lose weight and start doing productive things as well as ask out my oneitis/sort out the mess i got myself in with her

>>26247128
> Girls like nice guys, so always be gentle and kind with them. Make sure to complement girls and do nice things for them, like give them flowers and open doors for them.

Having sisters and a single mom ruined me.

>Everything happens for a reason, it will all work itself out in the end

this is coming from my parents who are in their late 50s and still dont own their own home or have any money in the bank and have basically nothing going for them

really solid advice senpai :D

>>26247265
You do use it your whole life unless you're a neet ofcourse.

>>26247253
If you could speak English it probably would get better

>>26247265
>that pic

Anyone else actually find it hotter if a woman lets you cum in her mouth and she just lets it slowly dribble out and down her chin? In my opinion that is far sexier than her just swallowing, swallowing is anti-climate.

>>26247265
i and everyone i know use cursive every day. it's considered a great shame to use uppercase in my country.

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>>26247290
Not that anon but who the hell cares? Go back to red dit and stay there :)

>>26247290

>not knowing how r9k works

>don't worry buddy, you'll figure it out
This was what my dad told me every time I fucked up. Fuck the hands off approach.

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>>26247346

Indeed. 10 years after getting a STEM degree working jobs I hate, randomly says "i was surprised you chose computers, ever since you were a kid, I thought you'd make a great lawyer."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWPjk5iwGac

whenever i hear this song on the radio i cant stop laughing and thinking about the bullied beta singing along and becoming empowered! the bullies life is so bad now!!
meanwhile the bully is making mad dosh impregnating hot women daily while running his sucessful company

and you play this in the car on the way home from another shift at burger king xD

>getting a degree will open doors and is worth it in the long run.

>>26247370

>MOM randomly says

goddamnit

>>26247128
>youve got a big dick"

cant believe more than one woman has told me this. how can they lie like that...

>>26247128
>I'm sure you could succeed at anything you do.
>You're very intelligent.

Meanwhile, I'm an abject failure with zero prospects for success.

>drugs will ruin your life

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>>26247128
>mfw my boss at my shit job near minimum wage is one of my bullies

>>26247289

I'm not a NEET and I only ever use it to sign my name.

>>26247309
Patrician tastes, my friend.

>"do your harder work first"
That's stupid. You gotta ramp yourself UP to the harder work, gotta get those gears going before you get to the big project etc

>>26247559
Does he still treat you like shit anon?

>I love you anon
>drugs are bad for you
>you are so handsome