You will never be a robust jock Chad slayer

>>26244861
lel you fagtron. only betas like us, giving our money to women and gifting them allows chads to have to deal with women through the fucking only.

Dude whatever Chads aren't even that bad, if you were just a little sociable and could take some banter (because you have pride in yourself) you'd realize it too
Chad friends are great, ride or die motherfuckers

>>26244861
Holy shit, was this picture staged? If not, I don't see how anyone could even begin to argue that life is fair.

>>26244861
And know these lads can't put together a coherent sentence due to all the concussions and head trauma in their high school sports days. Its a shame senpai

>>26245929
They could still string together a sentence, the brain damage will take their motor functions before it permanently impairs cognition.
If they can still perform as an athlete the worst they might deal with is the occasional bout of confusion or emotional instability.

>>26245129
I agree Chads make good friends, robots are a lot more toxic. They may not understand you but they don't spend all day thinking about cucking people like you lot.

>>26244861
I was able to compete with Chad at some point in sport back in my school days. But girls always chose him instead. I come as too aggressive to them so I was avoided.

In my area, it's the wimpy mama boy that win. When you're too outspoken, People avoid you like the plague.

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>>26244861
damn dudes like that look like supermen compared to me why was i even born?

there is no god

>>26246190
and that all could've been avoided if we had a higher amount of testosterone in our mother's wombs and higher amounts of growth hormone during puberty

governments should be actively giving boys growth hormones to make all boys into tall chads with masculine faces

Are there other mammals with as much of a disparity in appearance as humans? I feel like based on how I look and how those guys look, I should be a different species.

>>26245911
No one argues that life is fair anon, the fact that life isnt fair is one of the basic facts that everyone knows all too well.

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>>26246352
i don't know man, afaik i was a sick child, the males in my bloodline were all dead before or shortly after i was born, my father looks like he is 70 when he was 50, i just have dogshit genes people with bad genes should be shot if they reproduce desu senpai Hitler and the spartans had the right idea, there is no point to live if you are like me, there will only be pain

What keeps me going is the recognition that I am probably orders of magnitude smarter than the typical Chad.

Can't win on all fronts.

Most chads I know are actually based as fuck.
>your women
kek nope. I'm a 3/10 on a good day. There's literally no person on earth that would find me remotely attractive.
Sucks to be me, but I'm not gonna hate on chads because they weren't born with shit luck.

>>26246352
You probably would also have to do some sports in order to for the growth hormone to show effect. But let's be realistic, most people who didn't do sports as a child/teen wouldn't have wanted to anyway. I know the parents of many of those chads are very eager that their child attains team sport membership, but once you have already decided that you enjoy video games or something else over sports there is not much chance you will participate to sports even if forced. How did that work out in school? During PE class most people who didn't like sports just put in minimal effort and/or were standing somewhere on the side so they won't get noticed doing nothing.

>>26246396
shit, man, I'd give you a hug if I knew you IRL

>>26246507
>put in minimal effort and/or were standing somewhere on the side so they won't get noticed doing nothing.
Fuck, that was me

shit they're fucking hot desu

>>26246550
i don't enjoy being hugged by men at all but thanks anyway m8

>>26246352

What bothers me most is that I probably had Chad genes, but I had really poor childhood/adolescent nutrition, didn't get any exercise, etc. because my parents were incompetent or didn't care, so I will be an effeminate faggot for the rest of my life.

>>26246364
Dogs have a greater amount of disparity.

>>26246396
Make it your goal to reproduce with someone who has better genes than you, that's what the blacks have done.

>>26246450
Not smart enough to get your dick wet or have friends though... right?

>>26244861
You would be surprised even some chads are shockingly blue pill / cant get laid because of their attitude.

its still easier because 75% of the work is already done through looks but some of them ...its embarrassing really.

source: played football, know football players etc.

beta condition is rife in our society

>>26245929

I played football in high school, graduated in STEM, make good money, get laid on the regular since I was 15. I am sure that your sedentary weeaboo lifestyle is much healthier than exercising and sociability.

Someone is jelly

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>>26244861
UPRISING FUCKING WHEN?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WILL KILL ALL THE CHADS AND EAT THEIR INTESTINES TO GAIN THEIR POWER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EVERYONE WILL PAY
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS
IM THE JUDGEMENT
JUST BECAUSE I LOST FUCKING LOTTERY IM A LESSER PERSON????????????????????????
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU
WILL
ALL
PAY

You guys can still compete with that. It's called steroids, easily available from a doctor if you goto the right one.

>>26247526
What? No it isn't.

How many Stacey do you think they pounded together?

>>26247526
I am 26 and no woman has ever wanted to be my gf i have no chance.

>>26245911
Seriously though, this.

Those guys don't look like football players. They look like models who are wearing football uniforms. The guy on the right is gonna be wearing a fucking helmet and he perfectly styled his hair that day?

>>26247604
Are they going to make me taller, give me bigger bones and make my face handsome from ugly?

I don't think so retard.

>>26245911

probably the benchwarmers

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>>26244861
Too bad I am a high school jock :^) soon to be collegiate athlete :^))) lovin the track life, gotta go fast

>>26247586
Shut the fuck up you retard. You narcissistic piece of garbage. You are everything wrong with western society.
You think that having everything handed to you since birth makes you special or superior when in reality you're just another consumerist drone who'll die after living a meaningless life.
Enjoy your divorce. Enjoy your alimony. Enjoy your daughter becoming a slut. Because that's who you are, you pig fuck, you shit head, you retarded worm.
You are worthless, you're a leech and you think you're a king, you have no talents, you have no genius, you will NEVER stun anyone and you will never feel like you've understood anything. Keep playing your dumb sports and making worthless money.
You will never have a meaningful relationship, you will never be truly loved by a woman because you have nothing that deserves love, your body will fade away and so will your "friends", no is jealous of you.
In fact, I pity you. I pity your sad, pitiful existence. You cheer me up knowing there is someone out there who is truly just a product of the mainstream and nothing else, no sense of self, no deeper thought, it aches me.
But I survive, because I'm strong, because I'm a man, because I'm human.
Can't say the same about you though, scum, so do me a little favor a fuck off out of here and maybe you sad excuse called life would be of use to anyone.

>>26244861
A part of it is definitely reactionary, but I really hate anything and everything 3D
Everyone is just so shallow and drama driven. I can't even understand how it's possible to get off to another person. Feels weird.

>>26247828
Senpai, he didn't style his hair. It always looks like that. What part of Chad genes dont you understand?

>>26247828
According to the USC roster they're actual players but have only seen limited playing time.

>>26247880
>High school
Unless you had to repeat an year, you should git >>>/out/.
But in case you had to repeat an year, you should still GET OUT JOCK/CHAD SCUM, FUCKING. GET. OUT.

>>26248123
>guy on the right is getting his MBA at USC

s-stupid chads...

>>26247966

Danm nigga, is that fresh copypasta?

>>26244861
Eh, they all die the same. We're all just so much meat. I guarantee they'd all break as soon as they were faced with anything that might cause genuine terror or hardship.

As another anon said, it's easy to see these guys are fairly average, maybe below average, cognitively. They certainly will be if they keep playing football. They're all so hilariously sure of themselves it's sort of precious in a way. They'll fuck their fair share, they'll bag an initially decent looking wife, she may cheat on him she may not, they'll have kids who will likely not look as good as their father but be just as dull witted, they'll work middle management, go out for beers and reminisce with a few of their old friends, and that will be it. Remarkable looking people living thoroughly unremarkable lives. Lights out and it all returns to nothing. At least they'll always have this one picture, I guess.

If you want to accomplish something truly remarkable, you need a combination of luck and large amounts of intelligence. If you lack either of these two, you're destined to lead an average existence. Everything else, including looks and athletic ability, is ultimately meaningless because it leads to nothing resounding.

>>26246396
>people with bad genes should be shot if they reproduce
Oh shut the fuck up, you solipsistic piece of tripe. The existence of your father and your father's father proves that men like them, even with disadvantages, were able to successfully breed for millions upon millions of years. Man the fuck up, have a smidgen of self belief no matter the state you're in, and start by improving some aspect, any aspect, of your life no matter how small.

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You realize that daydreaming about Chads life is exactly what makes cuckoldry a fetish of some men?

>>26248424
You are a retarded piece of shit. Plenty of people with terrible genes breed because the society and elites expect them to, they need slaves to work for change and give them their lives. Modern society is fucked beyond belief even a beta male provider can impregnate some old worn out whore and get a kid that will suffer from bad health, how is that good?

You are everything wrong with this world.

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>>26244861
Know which team it is? They look like Jesuit's.

>>26248346

Your head is so far up your ass and you're so detached from reality it's not even funny. You literally have no idea what you're talking about

>>26248520
>Your head is so far up your ass and you're so detached from reality it's not even funny. You literally have no idea what you're talking about
Nice retort...oh wait, you didn't refute a single point I made. Jesus, this board really is hateful and hopeless.

>>26248486
>You are everything wrong with this world.
>WAAAH fuck the world WAAAH I'll forever be a drone virgin - a perpetual victim of a society gone wrong! Even if I do have sex, it'll just be with some worn out whore!

Ever heard of the term 'self fulfilling prophecy'? Face it, most of you plebs could actually make your quality of life noticeably better but you don't because you're all either closet masochists or mentally ill.

>>26248607
Okay, tell me how to make my life noticeably better smartass. Bet you gonna spew some memes like "jus b urself XD"

>>26247857
steroids actually can do all of that

they make your bones bigger, they make your face more masculine
even when your epiphyseal plates are fused your torso can still get longer so you get taller.

they probably won't make an incel into a chad though

>>26248424
>The existence of your father and your father's father proves that men like them, even with disadvantages, were able to successfully breed for millions upon millions of years.

Not that guy, but I'm not even remotely similar to my father from a physical standpoint, so that isn't helpful.

>>26248520
USC.

Source: I go to a lot of USC games with my brother in law. If you're ever in LA, go check out a game. It's fun as hell.

>>26248739
maybe he's not your daddy, maybe your mommy's a cheating roastie whore

>>26248648
Well, there are a few ways. If you feel you're hopelessly ugly, you could always try and make some money. You're too stupid or misfortune to make real money? You could try selling drugs. Plenty of losers just coast through life as low level dealers and get pussy that way. Alternatively? Sell crystals or scrap metal; I don't know, there are a lot of desperate idiots out there who buy into this sort of shit.

If you really have absolutely no redeeming features, you could always join a Protestant ministry. Free room and board, the possibility of advancement with minimal effort, plenty of naive parishioners. You just have to learn to think imaginatively anon.

>>26248755

No, there's a resemblance (face), but I'm much smaller/less masculine. Maybe my growth was stunted. In any case, you can't assume that a man is just as capable as his father in any way. A Chad can have a beta son who has no chance.

>>26248774
you are an actual retard, just as i thought

>>26248774
This is actually good advice. I was expecting the same old "just lift brah" or "just groom yourself faggot" when people talk about self-improvement. And you can easily get bitches if you get into dealing.

>>26248831
How old are you, buddy?

>>26248838
You've resigned yourself to a slow and painful death due to heinous levels of self pity. See >>26248861 pussy

>>26248900

I'm in my late 20s.

>>26248944
Ah, your growth plates will be closed, so it's too late for you to gain height with growth hormones

>>26248346
The guys on the end seem to be fairly intelligent based on what their roster bios suggest: guy on the right has a bachelor's in business and is getting his master's in finance. The guy on the left went to Columbia and has a 3.4 in business. The guy in the middle is a successful model and seems to get paid to travel the world.

Perhaps the head trauma they've experienced will take their toll but they've used fairly advanced helmets all their lives and will probably never see any real game time at USC.

>>26244861
Is this HS or college?

If they're in college, at least they're getting rekt on the field and cucked by giganiggas.

>>26248144
Ey bb I'm 18 and a senior. Don't be mad that you're cucked, just be happy you were friends with Stacy.

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>>26249310
webmaster related

>>26249261
>The guys on the end seem to be fairly intelligent based on what their roster bios suggest: guy on the right has a bachelor's in business and is getting his master's in finance. The guy on the left went to Columbia and has a 3.4 in business. The guy in the middle is a successful model and seems to get paid to travel the world.

That amounts to 'business studies' which is what the sons of the rich and famous study when they're too feckless or stupid to study anything else. It's so their fathers, or the friends of their fathers, have an excuse to give them a high paying job when they're out of college. It doesn't detract from anything I have said. Ultimately, they're unremarkable and their lives are as automatic and listless as anyone's on this site. I know these people. They suffer with a chronic fear of inadequacy because they know life has been handed to them, but they don't have what it takes to accomplish anything remotely original or lasting. They're still trapped on the outer. They get incredibly defensive about this, but it doesn't change the fact that it's true. They might as well be pretty pigs.

Yeah froggies lets just drop out of society and create sports teams.

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>>26247586
Sounds like my post hit a little too close to home kiddo

OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE

O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

All-American Chads are awesome. You should be inspired by them and ask them to mentor you instead of berating them for maximizing their genetic potential

Let Chad get the pussy while he's young and athletic.

Pretty soon he'll be taking cum shots to the face in gay for pay porn to make the ends meet and I'll be making bank as a systems administrator.

Your free ride based on your looks and athleticism only lasts you so long.

>>26251654
this myth has been debunked over and over again

>>26245911
their uniforms are clean... guy in the middle might have played a couple plays, guy on the right looks really gay

the star quarterback in highschool was model tier when I was in school, like 6'2+ too. Its insane. He's balding now and settled down with a plain looking girl though but I'm sure he has stories for days.

>>26244861
>your women, you know all those females you're entitled to sex with or that you have physical ownership of?
fucking kek

>>26251703

You sound like a jealous fatty

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>>26244861
What is this? The male cheer leading squad?

Their abs look nice but is it really going to help them when a fully grown male with lots of fat, muscle, and brute strength tackles them?

>>26252312
American """""football""""" players stand no chance against top rugby players

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>>26244861
slay chads