>tfw your gf starts sucking your cock out of nowhere in the middle of the night, waking you up
But that's rape anon
You were raped
I love this thread already
>>26242944
>tfw your gf starts sucking your cock out of nowhere in the middle of the night
>then you wake up
>>26243019
>wake up
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>tfw you start sucking your gf's cock out of nowhere in the middle of the night, waking her up
>>26242944
Memes aside, is this something men generally want?
its not that cool, maybe when you first start having sex, ya its awesome, but when you have fucked a bunch of times its somewhat annoying cause you were asleep
I've told my gf to never do that since I'd probably instinctively punch her in the face if she did
>>26243162
No. This is /r9k/. There are only virgins here and OP is setting up a bait.
>>26243190
Why doesn't she just tie you up/handcuff you beforehand?
>>26243019
This happened to me yesterday
>>26243222
because I'd probably purposefully punch her in the face if she did
>>26243162
If I had a girlfriend, at any point, ever, yes I would want this. I would encourage it in fact.
I would play the positive role and initiate cunnilingus on her, to get the point across.
>>26243162
It's fucking brilliant. Early in the relationships I've had there have been numerous occasions were I wake up my girlfriend blowing me or tugging me, prepping me for sex because they were horny. It never happened again with any of them once the relationship passed the 3 month barrier and when I tried it on one girlfriend once she got pissed at me for waking her up and complained that she would be tired all the next day.
>>26243366
>I would play the positive role and initiate cunnilingus
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>>26243385
I don't understand, to be a good boyfriend you need to take charge, right?
>>26243385
Another day, another virgin thinking he knows what is alpha.
>>26243162
Yes and it never gets old.
My gf gives the greatest head
I had only slept with one girl before, she had been with 5 guys before.
I was worried about it, thinking I need to sleep with more girls before I commit
But I am wrong
her head is too good and she has a nice rack and face.
>>26243162
you should ask first tqbh, never know when someone was molested as a kid
>>26242944
>>26243019
Can relate, feels good man.
As a weightlifter, you're ruining my gains by waking me up from my rest period.
I'd finish and dump her immediately.Not really.
>>26242944
Hahaha liar. everyone on /r9k/ is a virgin.
>>26243380
>a girl will never wake you up with a handjob/bj
Just shoot me down already
Then I un.
>>26245897
>I'm a virgin and I refuse to believe anyone here can be different!