>burning up with fever at work, shitting and puking my guts out every 5 minutes
>cant afford a single hour of sick leave
>no days off for 6 more days
>tfw work had a sweet system of 5 days unpaid time off and a separate paid time off bank for vacations and shit
>tfw work decides "lol we are gonna get rid of the unpaid days off and now if you miss its coming out of your paid days off. Better take care of your health Anon if you want to have vacation days at the end of the year."
>tfw employer has that smug Pepe face as I rage like Wojack
One of the few times I wish I could be a NEET.
E G G F A M
What is up with you, my homie? Suck you're puking up at work. Your boss sounds like a slave driver. Honestly, if you weren't Quasimodo-looking you'd be treated so much better.
You are correct there. You should see how I'm treated, it's really bad. I hope my podcast takes off and saves me from these hellish jobs.
Power up your meme magic and anything is possible
I'm hyped for your podcast, E-Double G. Us genetically inferior males have to piece together some sort of life.
Eggy, you're depressing me. You really are a lost cause. Keep on doing stupid shit until you end up unemployed with thousands of dollars in emergency room bills. You did do me a favor though because you made me realize how disgusting the femanons who adore you are. I used to have a live and let live attitude, but now when I think of the girls from here who actually like you, I genuinely feel sickened by them.
I wish I was making things up.
I have a chance to make it out with my podcast. That's a gamble as well but I don't know what else to do.
There's no way out of my situation right now outside of getting very lucky.
Just stop. Gambling, luck...just No. Your podcast sounds like a great hobby and I hope it is successful but it isn't a source of money and you don't have time to be playing right now.
You have to face facts and move to a cheaper apartment even if you have to break your lease. You have to cut your expenses and quit one job. Are you just going to wait until you get fired or get too sick to work? If your girlfriend leaves you over all this, tough. You'll do better with the next one.
I feel like a kid getting encouragement from his astronaut role model
I forgot I'm also disgusted by people who look up to you because you're Famous. If r9k is a place for people with mental illness to be open about themselves I'm all for it. Just remember that stupidity isn't the same as autism but it's a mental illness too
If a femanon likes Eggman for his personality or his looks or whatever thats awesome. The ones who gush over him only because he self posts and is a famous tripfag are the ones who sicken me
It literally is a source of money. It's being backed by a major entertainment company and I'm going to have big guests on every week. It could blow up, and I'm hoping it does.
Love you senpai
I love every one of my fans
Yeah they are silly
Through a wonderful man from 4chan.
He saw how I was struggling a while back and thought I might have a knack for hosting a cast.
We talked at length so he could judge my abilities and he liked what he saw, so he gave me the position.
This could really be my big break from a life of wageslavery if I do well.
As long as you can put your above average dick in that tender femanon pussy you will be fine. 4chan has brought many great things to your life. A fat slut fembot gf, great new podcast job, legions of fans
This is pretty ironic considered what you posted last year
>so sick he can't function
>afraid to take sick leave and take care of himself for fear of what would happen to him
>average life of a wagecuck
You are such a whiner. I love how your girlfriend finds herself rich men on the internet to go fuck and get money from and all you do is tell her "I'm here if you need me, honey." She gets in threads looking for a boyfriend or daddy and tells everyone she's a virgin but she is the worst kind of damaged goods. Eggy is she going to be the mother of your children?
lol yes because eggy is the master of all those things and can pass his wisdom down to his loyal fans. its gonna be a smash hit podcast and earn eggy all the dosh he needs to live a normie lifestyle
You just don't understand. Eggy spent all his money on things his girlfriend wanted like an expensive apartment. Now he works all the time to pay those debts while she surfs the internet looking for new sugar daddies. She travels all the time to service wealthy gentlemen she meets online. Poor Eggman thinks he has a chance to be her one and only if he is successful enough but he is deluding himself. The girlfriend probably doesn't even bother trying to delude him. I wish I was making this up.
I swear, nobody had any idea what goes on at a gas station.
Here's what I do every night.
>take apart all coffee/cappuccino machines for cleaning
>stock all cups/lids/condiments/plastic silverware/napkins
>take apart 2 ovens and scrub them clean
>scrub and hose down the car wash
>clean every single gas pump
>change every garbage inside and out
>scrub both bathrooms down
>vacuum, sweep, mop whole store
>stock fresh donuts
>cook breakfast foods
>wash all dishes/bakery trays
And extra depending on the day, after I do 8 hours of listening to old people yell at me, 5 days a week.
I probably am just weak but it does wear me out.
I thought Eggmans is kill.
Timestamp to prove you real Eggmans.
I still believe in the black pill. Nothing in ever do or say will alter it's fundamental truths.
I do belive meme magic can be used to alter reality and that powerful meme wizards can beat the black pill, but only in very particular circumstances.