>burning up with fever at work, shitting and puking my guts

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Just cut my finger open now too

>>26240526
>>26240576
>getting everyone else sick because "muh sick leave"

Fuck off.

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>>26240719
>tfw work had a sweet system of 5 days unpaid time off and a separate paid time off bank for vacations and shit
>tfw work decides "lol we are gonna get rid of the unpaid days off and now if you miss its coming out of your paid days off. Better take care of your health Anon if you want to have vacation days at the end of the year."
>tfw employer has that smug Pepe face as I rage like Wojack

One of the few times I wish I could be a NEET.

>>26240719
My coworkers have been violently ill for weeks.
None of us can afford to take a day off.

>>26240928
Also my boss is firing anyone who calls in sick

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>>26240928

E G G F A M

What is up with you, my homie? Suck you're puking up at work. Your boss sounds like a slave driver. Honestly, if you weren't Quasimodo-looking you'd be treated so much better.

>>26240526
Eggie, am I really living in la la land? 24 khv, trying to get /fit/

Is it really too late?

>>26241010
You are correct there. You should see how I'm treated, it's really bad. I hope my podcast takes off and saves me from these hellish jobs.
>>26241080
Power up your meme magic and anything is possible

>>26240988
Stop whining and do your job. They aren't paying you to post on 4chan.

>>26240576
that looks like it hurt

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>>26241219

I'm hyped for your podcast, E-Double G. Us genetically inferior males have to piece together some sort of life.

>>26240526
you don't even have a job do you, you're just going for the title of king of the wagecucks because. Well fucked if I know why, tell us?

Eggman, when are you just going to go on a shooting spree so femanons can make shrines to you on 4chan?

Eggy, you're depressing me. You really are a lost cause. Keep on doing stupid shit until you end up unemployed with thousands of dollars in emergency room bills. You did do me a favor though because you made me realize how disgusting the femanons who adore you are. I used to have a live and let live attitude, but now when I think of the girls from here who actually like you, I genuinely feel sickened by them.

>>26241411

This is true. One medical issue and Eggman may be involuntarily hospitalized. ( Though he doesn't have to STAY in the hospital, an ambulance ride is pretty expensive)

>>26241305
I wish I was making things up.
>>26241411
I have a chance to make it out with my podcast. That's a gamble as well but I don't know what else to do.
There's no way out of my situation right now outside of getting very lucky.

>>26241488
Just stop. Gambling, luck...just No. Your podcast sounds like a great hobby and I hope it is successful but it isn't a source of money and you don't have time to be playing right now.

You have to face facts and move to a cheaper apartment even if you have to break your lease. You have to cut your expenses and quit one job. Are you just going to wait until you get fired or get too sick to work? If your girlfriend leaves you over all this, tough. You'll do better with the next one.

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>>26241219

I feel like a kid getting encouragement from his astronaut role model

>>26241657
I forgot I'm also disgusted by people who look up to you because you're Famous. If r9k is a place for people with mental illness to be open about themselves I'm all for it. Just remember that stupidity isn't the same as autism but it's a mental illness too

>>26241725

>Eggman
>famous

Eggman was in the limelight for all of 5 minutes. He's a nobody ; no one gives a shit about him.

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Lego blox

Eggy what it's your snapchat

>>26241742
If a femanon likes Eggman for his personality or his looks or whatever thats awesome. The ones who gush over him only because he self posts and is a famous tripfag are the ones who sicken me

>>26241595
It literally is a source of money. It's being backed by a major entertainment company and I'm going to have big guests on every week. It could blow up, and I'm hoping it does.
>>26241657
Love you senpai
>>26241725
I love every one of my fans
>>26241832
Thenewformula
>>26241833
Yeah they are silly

>>26241995
How did you convince the entertainment company to back you? Do you have a connection or hook-up with someone who works there? How did you get your foot in the door?

>>26242417
Through a wonderful man from 4chan.
He saw how I was struggling a while back and thought I might have a knack for hosting a cast.
We talked at length so he could judge my abilities and he liked what he saw, so he gave me the position.
This could really be my big break from a life of wageslavery if I do well.

>>26242511
wow Chris Hardwick hired you on Nerdist?

>>26240526
You need to stop. You need to drop one job

>>26242540
I really could, then I would just not be able to eat or put gas in my car.
And if I was ever sick, get evicted

>>26242703
As long as you can put your above average dick in that tender femanon pussy you will be fine. 4chan has brought many great things to your life. A fat slut fembot gf, great new podcast job, legions of fans

>>26242806
It's true that shitposting with a tripcode literally changed and shaped my entire life.
Pretty neat when you think about it

>>26241995
What is the company?

Make a donation page/website eggy, you can't keep doing this. We will gibes you munnys

>>26242928
I just cannot bring myself to do something like that.
It would make me feel like a greedy piece of garbage

>>26243109

Make a Patreon where people pledge money to get exclusive Eggman pix.

>>26243139
You know what, as I sit here in quite a bit of pain, I think I will go ahead and think something up. I doubt it will go anywhere but I guess I might as well do it anyway

Actually I've been pushed past my limits and can't take any of this anymore.
I'm quitting my jobs and committing suicide

Feel better Eggman.

I'm getting sick too but that might be because I've been feeling shit since I had to have my cat put down two days ago.

>>26244264
Egg, are you for real?

>>26244325
Yes
I can't fucking take another moment of this fucking living hell

>>26244404
Egg just add me on skype I want to talk to you

>>26244404
maybe you could sell your hair. a wig made of it might cause a bidding war

Alright well my boss talked to me and calmed me down. Talked me out of quitting and killing myself for now.
I guess I just got too stresses and snapped but I'll be alright now.

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>>26244264
This is pretty ironic considered what you posted last year

>>26245197
You cant "talk out" your body of being sick or running with less than 6 hours of sleep per day. You know that right?

>>26240526
I really like that picture

>>26240928
>wagecucks

You poor, pathetic souls.

You are the ultimate wagecuck. I forfeit any respect I ever had for you eggman.

Just kidding I never had any respect for you, you fucking attention whoring tripfag. Fuck you.

>>26245384
Salty mate, I like it

>>26245269
As long as I can keep working and not killing myself, things will eventually improve.

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>>26240526
>so sick he can't function
>afraid to take sick leave and take care of himself for fear of what would happen to him
>average life of a wagecuck

>>26245581
You are such a whiner. I love how your girlfriend finds herself rich men on the internet to go fuck and get money from and all you do is tell her "I'm here if you need me, honey." She gets in threads looking for a boyfriend or daddy and tells everyone she's a virgin but she is the worst kind of damaged goods. Eggy is she going to be the mother of your children?

>>26246656
Eggy has a gf?

>>26246733
Some girl who ran away from home so she could be a literal internet whore. Thirsty Eggy blew all his savings on her so he could blow his load in her cunt

>>26242511
Eggy is your podcast going to be full of misogyny and tips for being a successful neet and beating mr.shekelburg?

Eggman works everyday to pay for a girl that takes all his money just so he could fuck like once now he is not a virgin and not welcome here.

>>26246822
lol yes because eggy is the master of all those things and can pass his wisdom down to his loyal fans. its gonna be a smash hit podcast and earn eggy all the dosh he needs to live a normie lifestyle

>>26246858
they fuck all the time but only problem is she will fuck almost anyone for attention not even money. she fucks for money too though

>>26241219
Don't you work at gas stations

>>26245197
Is your girlfriend your boss? Sounds like it

>>26246859
He's a failed neet wagecuck, can u imagine how ass blasted normies would be if there was a misogynist podcast that put sluts in their places and promoted not being a wageslave?

>>26246897
A gas station and also cell phone support

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>>26240526
just fuck your shit up amirite

>>26249958
>collapsing from exhaustion from gas station and cell phone support
What, is the air conditioning too cold there?

>>26250038
You just don't understand. Eggy spent all his money on things his girlfriend wanted like an expensive apartment. Now he works all the time to pay those debts while she surfs the internet looking for new sugar daddies. She travels all the time to service wealthy gentlemen she meets online. Poor Eggman thinks he has a chance to be her one and only if he is successful enough but he is deluding himself. The girlfriend probably doesn't even bother trying to delude him. I wish I was making this up.

>>26250171
What a fucking loser, can't even follow his own advice.

black pill 2 when famalia?

>>26248532
Eggman doesn't even put his own girlfriend in her place. I hope the guy offering Eggman this podcast gig is trolling him. It will be epic. Maybe push Eggy over the edge finally.

>>26250171
Can we ban him please?

>>26244264

Bro I literally just added you on snapchat, do some snaps first.

>>26250038
I swear, nobody had any idea what goes on at a gas station.
Here's what I do every night.
>take apart all coffee/cappuccino machines for cleaning
>stock all cups/lids/condiments/plastic silverware/napkins
>take apart 2 ovens and scrub them clean
>scrub and hose down the car wash
>clean every single gas pump
>change every garbage inside and out
>scrub both bathrooms down
>vacuum, sweep, mop whole store
>stock cooler
>handle invoices
>stock fresh donuts
>cook breakfast foods
>wash all dishes/bakery trays
And extra depending on the day, after I do 8 hours of listening to old people yell at me, 5 days a week.
I probably am just weak but it does wear me out.

>>26251428
I wouldn't want to work at one because where I live they get robbed once a week or so.

>>26251450
More to an area with fewer niggers. Even if you don't work, you can safely go for nighttime walks, the police are nicer, cheaper goods at stores, etc....

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>it's an eggman thread

keep going eggman! I believe in you!

>>26251428
here's a tip, do it like it's exercise

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I thought Eggmans is kill.

Timestamp to prove you real Eggmans.

This is an original comment to bump this thread.

Where did the fake Eggmans go?

>>26246815

is there any evidence or pictures of her?

>>26251693
>!!Kzrpy34OYoc

>>26253691

Doesn't mean anything.

>>26253751
>doesn't know about secure tripcode

when does your first podcast drop?

Did you ever make it down to kato dude? Shoulda hit me up. I don't know where your little quest was taking you tho

>>26254242
I didnt, I'm about 2 hours out where I'm at. Could stop through once I'm in a better position financially

>>26240526
Sucks to be you, WageEgg! Now get back to work so I can get my disability money.

Why are people replying to this normie? This "robot" got loads of living pussy pockets waiting for him.

Eggman what ever happened to the black pill? Were you just lying to us? Why have you ignored its teachings?

>>26255405
I still believe in the black pill. Nothing in ever do or say will alter it's fundamental truths.
I do belive meme magic can be used to alter reality and that powerful meme wizards can beat the black pill, but only in very particular circumstances.