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>be based as fuck
>order pizza hut, request beer under special instructions
>knock knock, pizza girl
>exchange money for pizza
>"haha we aren't allowed to bring beer, sorry"
>...oh yea, that was just a joke
>go to eat pizza but think of something...
>delivery girl called to find apartment
>text her "so you coming by for some pizza later"
(idk what exactly it was but ill get on my phone post the screen shots in a sec)
>haha want me to bring the beer?
>turns out she can't chill but that night but fast forward a few weeks to last night
>she finally comes over
>hook up a bit, she is weird because I am younger than her
brace for the fuck up..
After she left my place, I accidentally sent her a dic pick because i was memeing around.
It wasn't even my dick and it was on top of some chicks face..
I ordered Pizza tonight and the GM delivered it and called me out...
He said if I don't get future deliveries its because i sent a picture of a cock to his employee
I am looking for new jobs and starting to pack now... any suggestions on where to move?