Teleport

Fuck it up and come back to /r9k/.

The ride never ends.

shit bricks because I'm broke

Scream and stand up in shock because I teleported.

Also I am shitting right now, am I still shitting when I teleport there?

>>26235256
that's what i like to call dedication, muh nigga

>>26235217
Are you paying/You are fucking ugly, where are we i want to go home.

>>26235217
I'm on the can right now without pants on. She can see I'm half naked and she's containing laughter about the fact that I'm trapped here at her will, annoyed that I clearly didn't bring my wallet, and playful enough to reach over any tease my dick

i would stand up and walk away

>>26235256
>tfw I probably would
I'm just not meant to breed it seems

Go full autist, come back home to /r9k/, repeat

>>26235426
this
why even live

Got a money counter on me, baby, how you love that?
I'm a big timer, baby, how you love that?
Got a money counter on me, baby, how you love that?
Got bottles on me right now, how you love that?
I'm drippin' on 'em, baby, how you love that?
I'm drippin' on 'em, baby, how you love that?
I'm drippin' on 'em now, how you love that?
I'm drippin' on 'em now, how you love that?

Be charismatic, as a real man should. And if she'd decent, I'f fuck her in 5 days time.