Are you a normie?
A cyborg? >5/10
or a true robot? >8/10
Because if you're over 6'2 you have no excuse for not having some sort of gf, even if she is obese and disgusting.
Most girls refuse to even entertain the idea of dating a shorter guy, some even come right out and say it to your face. You're taller than most guys, simply create an OKC profile and let the land whales swim up to you.
I don't want land whales, though. The idea of casual sex disgusts me. I'm tall and yeah girls probably would like it if I spoke to them but I don't. I don't speak to anyone. I'm not playing on easy mode because I'm not even playing the game.
you have a choice
even fat women would rather die than date a manlet
I thought I was a Borg with nine. Thanks for ruining my day, OP.
I'd say 6/10 normie.
I have a job, and I can go or and make friends, but I prefer being alone.
Can also dress like a normie.
I. I have little sex, about 3 times per week, used to have more when I had a girlfriend.
II. Don't drink.
III. Don't do any drugs.
IV. I'm 6'2" exactly.
V. Have cock.
VI. Earn 67.5k a year, both wagecuck and my own buisness.
VII. I play tabletop wargames.
IV. Nah, I don't do any of that stuff...
X. Germany is for Germans, England is for the English, etc. I do not believe there is any benefit from multiculturalism.
I make $24,000 a year doing shitty work and I don't know if I'd say I'm socially awkward or not, I don't really make many friends, but people don't generally think I'm weird.
(<7 normies get out)
You're a robot Harry....
5/10. I can easily pull off a facade of normalcy to handle most everyday situations. I just keep people, especially women, at arm's length to avoid divulging my inexperience, unemployment, and fetishes.
I could fit all 10 I guess, but a good half of them are pretty weak requirements, like being shorter than 6'2'' and having a fetish. A lot of "normal" people meet those requirements as well, and the same can be said about being socially awkward and the hobbies section.
What's funny to me is how you guys are always constantly trying to set rules on what makes a "robot" or a "normie." What you don't realize is that a true robot would be totally emotionless, no longer interested in the world. You guys all still want love and validation though. You're all literally just failed normies. Every single one of you. A true robot would have abandoned this board, even the Internet a long time ago. Give up on your "secret special identity" complexes and just admit you're failures. But you're nothing special.
>he buys the degeneracy meme so hard he's changing his real life
If you do it in privacy and it effects no one but you, it's not degenerate.
>when you get fed up with life you become a super human who no longer needs entertainment
anybody that fucked up killed themselves a while ago.
(pic related was my captcha, how the fuck am I supposed to type out a drawing of a bike?)
>1. I lost my virginity to a single mother 10 years older than me when I was 23. She cucked me shortly after that and I haven't spoken to another woman since.
>II. I become somewhat of a cyborg after a few drinks, but I stopped drinking after I got my ass kicked by chad and stacy's orbiters for creeping a bunch of girls out.
Can I still get into robot heaven?
I. Virgin. Check.
II. I think I could see myself drinking outside if it was legal, but I have never drunk except with family or secretly on my own. Check.
III. Have never done a drug in my life, except for 420 once with sister and cousin. Check.
IV. Just short of 6'0". Check.
V. Male. Check.
VI. Not NEET, cause still in HS. Tentative check.
VII. None really that I can think of. I think most robots only have very few hobbies. I am pretty interested in some technical subjects, I guess, but that's pretty normal. No check, but stupid criterion IMO.
VIII. I'm kind of into traps. Check.
IX. All of those. Check.
X. Extremely far left on every subject. Check.
Are robots super health-conscious, or do they just spazz out when they get high, or did they take dare too seriously, or are they on the edge of psychosis to begin with and a drug could set them right off?
Not him but:
>drugs and alcohol are social drugs
>to begin indulging in them you have to be introduced by a friend
>robots don't have friends.
At least that's why I would never do drugs or alcohol, I couldn't care less about my health or straightedge, I just have no reason to do them.
>drugs and alcohol are social drugs
>drugs are drugs
Fuck. Well shit, I fucked up. You get what I mean though, they're social activities. You start smoking to fit in, a robot can't do that.
All of them. Fucking too easy. Normies get the fuck out.
>never talked to a woman other than your family
>kissless handholdless virgin 25+
>haven't spoken more than couple sentences this week/month/year to anyone
When did being a robot become a contest for who has the shittiest life? Isn't it supposed to be about the type of person you are? By this logic, literally anyone could be a robot if they fuck up hard enough.
This is basically taking the effects, and thinking they prove the cause.
ITT: Normalfags hijack words that don't apply to them in an attempt to fit in, as always.
Had sex 1 time (she wouldn't take no for an answer, it was a really bad situation) but have kissed 5 girls (though all 5 were mistakes)
I go to bars but do not talk to anyone
Unemployed college dropout
Strange interests and hobbies include being in a punk band, writing plays and films, and watching obscure Italian horror movies and other "weird" genres
No strange fetishes I guess
Fit numbers 9 and 10 well
Do I count? It's not my fault I'm tall, I would not say height can disqualify someone as a robot. It has never helped me in life at all
A life of perpetual isolation. Enjoy your misery and being misunderstood.
What makes me a normie, though? My interests, opinions, and appearance isolate me. I like weird, gory, "disturbing" (to normies), sad movies and music. I dress in all black and wear combat boots. I do not believe there is anything in life worth doing and the only reason I don't kill myself is because I somewhat enjoy screaming mean things into a microphone and watching cool 70s gore effects.
I don't think my situation is really that bad, but it isn't ever going to change and I will never be successful, nor do I want to be. I haven't spoken to anyone besides my roommates or my parents in months (except mcdonalds drive thru employees and the gas station workers i buy cigarettes and beer from)
That's what separates you from robots. Most of us are so socially inept that a conversation with an actual person could be exhausting, and it cripples us, almost to a point of no return. Some of us were born like this, some of us were damaged and beaten into it. Talking on this board is the closest most true robots ever get to friendship. You've been romantically involved with at least 5 different women. While you may consider them mistakes, many of us here would do anything to be in your position.
When I start the beta uprising will you serve us as body guard?
That's.. a pretty accurate description of me
Yea I agree with this guy. I'm 6'3 and have a coworker that very obviously likes me, and I'd rather I'd rather die alone than be with her, cause she's fat and disgusting. Fuck that.
But I can't hold a conversation either. I freak out, stutter, accidentally say weird shit, or say something rude. Normally I am too afraid to even talk to people. The girls I have been "involved" with include:
1 very drunk girl who grabbed me at the only party I went to my entire freshman year and started kissing me without asking, justb ecause I was there. She also made me dance with her and her gay male friend in like an eiffel tower type pose and he had his hands on my hips.
2 girls who cucked the shit out of me and used me for attention just because they knew I was beta and weak enough to fall for it
1 absolute skank who I don't really remember much about how it happened because I was blacked out
1 girl that is the ex of my roommate, we kissed under the mistletoe and I also don't remember that one but it didn't go well
They were never romantically interested in me, all of them have been parasitic attacks, opportunities to take something from someone weaker than themselves.
lmao fuck you
a true robot is someone who looks at the world and sees nothing he wants to be a part of
those of you who still desire connection with someone are simply wannabe normies
a real robot puts no value into anything, especially human interaction
Once you've gotten older and given up you'll just close your eyes and plug miss piggy's holes. Then you'll freak out and bail and a true bot will show up and help her raise your kid while she fantasies about you. Circle of life my friend.
10/10, maybe 9 if you count collecting drugs exclusively because you want to use them to fuck druggie sluts.
Is it wrong to believe they'd give me a second look because I have a bunch of molly and psychedelics in my bag?
Who are either of you to invalidate someone's feelings of isolation? I think very few robots are faking it. No matter where you are in life or what you've done you can still be a robot. It's a feeling of inhumanity, of subhumanity. We are less than human, some dogs just get treated a little better than others. But we still get fed scraps, and everyone looks at us and knows what we are.
I always thought I was a robot but now I think maybe I'm actually an edgelord.
I'm not really lonely as I notice many of you are, I just want to fuck hot girls but I don't see any point in relating to them beyond that.
Anyone else knows that feeling of being in a group and waiting for the exact right moment when you *might* say something that could eventually acknowledged by someone?
Like sometimes it feels like I could just scream and people who keep talking as if it never happened, like I'm not even here
I thought I was getting better, but recently I was with a group and said stuff and nobody even paid attention. Sometimes somebody does. I don't know if it's normal to ignore people or this is something people do with me alone, perceiving how beta and socially inhibited I am. Maybe they just don't hear me.
I fucking hated the teacher letting the class do whatever. I come out wanting to shoot the fucking place up.
The worst part is when you realise it
>always thought I was talking too low or something
>once say something extremely low
>somebody replies from a distance you thought people couldn't hear you from
And then you realise people were just ignoring you all this time
>tfw went to trade school, became a welder, and make $40,000 a year
Feels pretty good man.
I guess i'm living the dream right robots
Cyborg it is, I fill the entire bottom 5.
Basically I can get drunk in a bar, then sperg about my unpopular opinions to everyone within earshot while scaring off the girl I was attempting to chase.
C Y B O R G S U P R E M A C Y
>tfw I'm either silent at all times or aggressive in conversations
It pushes all the normies away at least, even my family said there was something wrong with me
>tfw you meet all the criteria
someone kill me plz
I strike out on the unemployment, fetishes, drugs and maybe hobbies if target shooting is considered non-normie.
I'm pretty sure I'm just percieved by my classmates as a guy who just keeps to himself. Like, I've got people who I talk to in college classes, not a virgin, and have friends, so that puts me at least around cyborg level.
1. Only use hookers, and rarely at that
2. Only person I drink with is my best friend of nearly 8 years
3. I have a shit ton of pills I take
4. 6'1" here
6. Unemployed and broke (/deenzlife/)
7. Vidya, table-top games, chess and drawing porn cartoons
8. Traps, rape and impregnation to name a few
9. Never speak to anyone, get angry and anxious when people speak to me
10. /pol/ack here, nuff said
9/10, breddy robot familia
Robots have to be kissless virgins or only have sex with prostitutes so change I
It's fully possible to be a robot at any height so remove IV
Robots don't have to have enough willpower to have a hobby so remove VII
may aswell off myself
>never drunk a full bottle
>never done 420 garbage
runescape 3, almost hit 3k hours
>can never be taller than 190 cm
well fuck you too fahm
My moms 6'4"...
8/10, not all that surprising however.
I - NO, sex is had
II - NO rarely drink (once a month?) but it happens
III - YES try not to use drugs at all
IV - YES Hmph I thought 6'2 was about my height but I'm < 190cm
V - YES
VI - NO I get more and I'm from a poor country
VII - YES
VIII - YES
IX - NO? Hard to judge but I guess I'm closer to normal than roboto
X - YES
6/10. Don't consider myself a robot, I mostly go here for the rare femdom/gentle
femdom threads and check out a thread or two from time to time.
Only 1/10 for me with the height thing, but that doesn't really bother me since I'm 5'11.
It's okay though, height isn't something I can necessarily control.
>I. 26, no sex in 7 years
>II. don't drink
>III. no drugs
>VI. salaried, but thanks to shit country I get about 11500$ a year
>VII. does 40k, retro computing and classical philosophy count?
>VIII. nothing here
>IX. dunno, i find it hard to talk to people, but nothing outright autism tier I guess
>X. yep, I have to constantly watch my mouth
So how did I do?
I have three jobs but I love them but they add up to less than full time
>I earn decent money but I live at home
>tfw I'm 3/10 and been bullied all through secondary so I have low self esteem but I also have had an 8/10 gf
>However we didn't have sex though I did lose my virginity but it was to a 2/10
>I can be attractive to because I am a good and intelligent person and some people like that but I want to be foreveralone because fuck that gay shit.
>I /r9k/ daily but I don't want to be here.
What am I?