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Are you a normie?

A cyborg? >5/10

or a true robot? >8/10
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>>26234945
all 10
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6
[robot tobor]
t b o r o
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That's a ten
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I made nine of them but that height one is pretty stupid. Why is someone at 6'2 more of a robot than me at 6'3. I'd understand 6 foot and up. The guy who made the picture is probably 6'2.
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>>26234945
8

The back fetish put me over the top
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>>26234945
>I'm 100% r9k
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>>26234945
i think i'm 7, 8 depending on the definition of "unpopular opinions".
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8
I broke 3 (I use DXM regularily as it helps with depression and is just fucking fun)
and 10.
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>>26235100
Because if you're over 6'2 you have no excuse for not having some sort of gf, even if she is obese and disgusting.

Most girls refuse to even entertain the idea of dating a shorter guy, some even come right out and say it to your face. You're taller than most guys, simply create an OKC profile and let the land whales swim up to you.
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>>26234945
7/10
>implying grills cant be robots too
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only check off fetish and unpopular opinion. no i wont leave or kill myself, but feel free to soerg out all the same :)
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>>26235193
I don't want land whales, though. The idea of casual sex disgusts me. I'm tall and yeah girls probably would like it if I spoke to them but I don't. I don't speak to anyone. I'm not playing on easy mode because I'm not even playing the game.
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>>26234945
all ten
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>>26234945
>tfw all ten
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Holy Fuck, I'm 8/10. I fucking hate you guys
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>>26234945
10.
I'm lost forever.
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>>26234945
8/10 but I'm quite obviously cyborg since I talk to ~8 people/week
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>>26235230
you have a choice
even fat women would rather die than date a manlet
http://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/dating-tips-advice/dating-advice-for-short-men-life-is-unfair/
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I thought I was a Borg with nine. Thanks for ruining my day, OP.
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9/10
Only because of weed though.
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I'd say 6/10 normie.
I have a job, and I can go or and make friends, but I prefer being alone.
Can also dress like a normie.
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>>26235544
>Can also dress like a normie.
>nig hat

I can see that.
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>>26234945

Broke 1,2,3

Though 2 is out of reluctance. I hate bars.

8 may be broken if milfs dont count.

so I guess I'm anywhere from 6-8. Probably just an average 7 and thus a cyborg.
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>>26234945
I missed everything but the drinking (I'm not 21) and height.
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>>26234945
ten here reeporting in
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>>26234945
9/10. I smoke weed occasionally.
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>>26234945
I. I have little sex, about 3 times per week, used to have more when I had a girlfriend.

II. Don't drink.

III. Don't do any drugs.

IV. I'm 6'2" exactly.

V. Have cock.

VI. Earn 67.5k a year, both wagecuck and my own buisness.

VII. I play tabletop wargames.

VIII. traps.

IV. Nah, I don't do any of that stuff...

X. Germany is for Germans, England is for the English, etc. I do not believe there is any benefit from multiculturalism.
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>>26235544
Your name isn't Taylor is it?
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I make $24,000 a year doing shitty work and I don't know if I'd say I'm socially awkward or not, I don't really make many friends, but people don't generally think I'm weird.

So 8-9/10
breddy gud

(<7 normies get out)
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>>26234945
The only one I don't follow is about fetish, is there hope for me? I always thought I was just a cyborg, fuck this life
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>>26234945
>that first rule
How much do you want to bet the OP of that thread happened to be a 25+ year old that had sex within 4 years

Fucking normalfags
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Oh wow 10/10

Really wasn't expecting that one
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>Tfw can barely even pass of as an autistic loser.
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Assuming that rule 2 includes drinking with family on get togethers then 9/10
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>>26234945
>friends are allowed under these rules
>sex allowed at all
>no mental illness necessary

Nope, make it again. This is an easy 10/10 for any robot.
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>>26234945
>having sex is ok
>Being tall is not
This was made by a bitter manlet normie
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Failed 2 and 3, not 100% sure I qualify for 7 and 8. The rest are definites.
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>>26236698
You're a robot Harry....
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10 But I am trying to get rid of my fetishes
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>>26234945
7/10
Feels original okay?
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5/10. I can easily pull off a facade of normalcy to handle most everyday situations. I just keep people, especially women, at arm's length to avoid divulging my inexperience, unemployment, and fetishes.
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>>26236558
>little sex
>3 times per week
>Little

Get the fuck out.
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>>26237810
>implying this is even possible
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I could fit all 10 I guess, but a good half of them are pretty weak requirements, like being shorter than 6'2'' and having a fetish. A lot of "normal" people meet those requirements as well, and the same can be said about being socially awkward and the hobbies section.
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>>26237810
>get rid of fetishes
y tho
fetishes are fun
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8/10. I have normie hobbies and no fetishes.
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>>26237880
I will find a way
>>26237919
Because they are degeneracy
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>>26234945

What's funny to me is how you guys are always constantly trying to set rules on what makes a "robot" or a "normie." What you don't realize is that a true robot would be totally emotionless, no longer interested in the world. You guys all still want love and validation though. You're all literally just failed normies. Every single one of you. A true robot would have abandoned this board, even the Internet a long time ago. Give up on your "secret special identity" complexes and just admit you're failures. But you're nothing special.
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>>26238006
that sounds like a rule
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>>26238006
Visiting here is too much of a habit,even if most of the threads are shit
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>>26237992
>he buys the degeneracy meme so hard he's changing his real life
If you do it in privacy and it effects no one but you, it's not degenerate.

>>26238006
>when you get fed up with life you become a super human who no longer needs entertainment
anybody that fucked up killed themselves a while ago.

(pic related was my captcha, how the fuck am I supposed to type out a drawing of a bike?)
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>can't do drugs
>but weed is ok

It doesn't work like that. Weed is literally THE normie drug.
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>>26234945
8/10

>1. I lost my virginity to a single mother 10 years older than me when I was 23. She cucked me shortly after that and I haven't spoken to another woman since.

>II. I become somewhat of a cyborg after a few drinks, but I stopped drinking after I got my ass kicked by chad and stacy's orbiters for creeping a bunch of girls out.

Can I still get into robot heaven?
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Robots can't do drugs. Not weed, not alcohol, not cigarettes. Only drugs prescribed to them, and even those they feel guilty about.
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>>26238183
Here bro, hit dis shit.
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>>26238158
>robot heaven?
what would that even be? a basement under regular heaven that never runs out of anime and pizza rolls?
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>>26234945
18.
I. Virgin. Check.
II. I think I could see myself drinking outside if it was legal, but I have never drunk except with family or secretly on my own. Check.
III. Have never done a drug in my life, except for 420 once with sister and cousin. Check.
IV. Just short of 6'0". Check.
V. Male. Check.
VI. Not NEET, cause still in HS. Tentative check.
VII. None really that I can think of. I think most robots only have very few hobbies. I am pretty interested in some technical subjects, I guess, but that's pretty normal. No check, but stupid criterion IMO.
VIII. I'm kind of into traps. Check.
IX. All of those. Check.
X. Extremely far left on every subject. Check.
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>>26235544
unless you're a trap, I see no reason for you not to be a stacy
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>>26238183

Why not?

Are robots super health-conscious, or do they just spazz out when they get high, or did they take dare too seriously, or are they on the edge of psychosis to begin with and a drug could set them right off?
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>>26234945
>robots have very little or no sex
Wow it's already wrong, robots have no sex, period.
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I got 10/10
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>>26238542
Not him but:

>drugs and alcohol are social drugs
>to begin indulging in them you have to be introduced by a friend
>robots don't have friends.

At least that's why I would never do drugs or alcohol, I couldn't care less about my health or straightedge, I just have no reason to do them.
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>>26234945
4/10, used to be 7/10
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1/10
Guess I'm a normie. Which isn't surprising actually.
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>>26238594
>drugs and alcohol are social drugs
>drugs are drugs

Fuck. Well shit, I fucked up. You get what I mean though, they're social activities. You start smoking to fit in, a robot can't do that.
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2/10

male and have a fetish
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>most "robots" aren't 10/10
This board has gone to shit.
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All ten babe. Where do I pick up my custom android gf?
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>>26234945
All 10 here. I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud.
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fembots don't exist yet they can score 9/10...
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>>26238566
if you're 25 surely after 5 years of savings you can afford a hooker, even if you have to sell your old games
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>>26238673
I remember those days. How did the normies find their way here?
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All of them. Fucking too easy. Normies get the fuck out.


>never talked to a woman other than your family
>kissless handholdless virgin 25+
>haven't spoken more than couple sentences this week/month/year to anyone
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When did being a robot become a contest for who has the shittiest life? Isn't it supposed to be about the type of person you are? By this logic, literally anyone could be a robot if they fuck up hard enough.

This is basically taking the effects, and thinking they prove the cause.

ITT: Normalfags hijack words that don't apply to them in an attempt to fit in, as always.
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>>26234945
29 10/10 virgin here. truebots deserve a homeland

"if you will it, it is not a dream" unless robot then your dreams will never happen
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>>26234945
10/10

ORINIGAL GOMMENDA
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All 10 what do I win?
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I violate 2 and 8, but I'm exactly 6'2". Am I a cyborg or a robot?
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>>26238918
A life of misery and despair.

A lonely death.
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Had sex 1 time (she wouldn't take no for an answer, it was a really bad situation) but have kissed 5 girls (though all 5 were mistakes)
I go to bars but do not talk to anyone
6'4"
Male
Unemployed college dropout
Strange interests and hobbies include being in a punk band, writing plays and films, and watching obscure Italian horror movies and other "weird" genres
No strange fetishes I guess
Fit numbers 9 and 10 well

Do I count? It's not my fault I'm tall, I would not say height can disqualify someone as a robot. It has never helped me in life at all
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>>26238918
The board of robots awards you a (You). Enjoy!
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>>26238918
A life of perpetual isolation. Enjoy your misery and being misunderstood.
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shut the fuck up!!! fembots do exist
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>>26238954
You sound like a normie that's got a little road bump in their life.
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>>26238993
my thoughs exactly, sounds exactly like a former roomate he's getting married in May and enlisted

>>26238977
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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9.5/10
I don't do anything from point IX except for being silent most of the time.
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OP is truly a faggot today.
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>>26238954
A normie, maybe a failure of a normie than a robot
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>>26238954
fuck off normie, stop trying to fit in
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>>26238993
What makes me a normie, though? My interests, opinions, and appearance isolate me. I like weird, gory, "disturbing" (to normies), sad movies and music. I dress in all black and wear combat boots. I do not believe there is anything in life worth doing and the only reason I don't kill myself is because I somewhat enjoy screaming mean things into a microphone and watching cool 70s gore effects.

I don't think my situation is really that bad, but it isn't ever going to change and I will never be successful, nor do I want to be. I haven't spoken to anyone besides my roommates or my parents in months (except mcdonalds drive thru employees and the gas station workers i buy cigarettes and beer from)
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>>26234945
9/10 because I'm 6'3" ;-;
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>>26239096
2/10
thinks he has it bad
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>>26239096
That's what separates you from robots. Most of us are so socially inept that a conversation with an actual person could be exhausting, and it cripples us, almost to a point of no return. Some of us were born like this, some of us were damaged and beaten into it. Talking on this board is the closest most true robots ever get to friendship. You've been romantically involved with at least 5 different women. While you may consider them mistakes, many of us here would do anything to be in your position.
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>>26239129
When I start the beta uprising will you serve us as body guard?
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>>26239175
That's.. a pretty accurate description of me
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>>26239175
>tfw you've never hard success or mistakes, just absence
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>>26239224
Sorry, man. Someone just had to explain what the robot life is really like.
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>>26235230
Yea I agree with this guy. I'm 6'3 and have a coworker that very obviously likes me, and I'd rather I'd rather die alone than be with her, cause she's fat and disgusting. Fuck that.
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>>26239175
But I can't hold a conversation either. I freak out, stutter, accidentally say weird shit, or say something rude. Normally I am too afraid to even talk to people. The girls I have been "involved" with include:

1 very drunk girl who grabbed me at the only party I went to my entire freshman year and started kissing me without asking, justb ecause I was there. She also made me dance with her and her gay male friend in like an eiffel tower type pose and he had his hands on my hips.
2 girls who cucked the shit out of me and used me for attention just because they knew I was beta and weak enough to fall for it
1 absolute skank who I don't really remember much about how it happened because I was blacked out
1 girl that is the ex of my roommate, we kissed under the mistletoe and I also don't remember that one but it didn't go well

They were never romantically interested in me, all of them have been parasitic attacks, opportunities to take something from someone weaker than themselves.
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>>26239175
Asexual robot here. I'm just waiting on AI roboko waifu.
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>>26239301
>party
>sex
>girls
Not a robot.
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>>26239301
>use me for attention

You poor thing

People don't even seem to know I exist
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>>26239175
>While you may consider them mistakes, many of us here would do anything to be in your position.

This ffs

Dude, I would KILL a family of four to be in the friendzone of anyone.
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>>26239340
lmao fuck you
a true robot is someone who looks at the world and sees nothing he wants to be a part of
those of you who still desire connection with someone are simply wannabe normies
a real robot puts no value into anything, especially human interaction
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>>26239290
Once you've gotten older and given up you'll just close your eyes and plug miss piggy's holes. Then you'll freak out and bail and a true bot will show up and help her raise your kid while she fantasies about you. Circle of life my friend.
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>>26234945
10/10, maybe 9 if you count collecting drugs exclusively because you want to use them to fuck druggie sluts.
Is it wrong to believe they'd give me a second look because I have a bunch of molly and psychedelics in my bag?
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>>26239370
>a true robot is someone who looks at the world and sees nothing he wants to be a part of

No, that's an edgelord
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>>26234945
I was a robot. Now I am a cyborg I guess. I want to be a normie.
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>>26239370
>>26239433
Who are either of you to invalidate someone's feelings of isolation? I think very few robots are faking it. No matter where you are in life or what you've done you can still be a robot. It's a feeling of inhumanity, of subhumanity. We are less than human, some dogs just get treated a little better than others. But we still get fed scraps, and everyone looks at us and knows what we are.
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>>26239433
I always thought I was a robot but now I think maybe I'm actually an edgelord.
pepe/wojack
I'm not really lonely as I notice many of you are, I just want to fuck hot girls but I don't see any point in relating to them beyond that.
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Anyone else knows that feeling of being in a group and waiting for the exact right moment when you *might* say something that could eventually acknowledged by someone?

Like sometimes it feels like I could just scream and people who keep talking as if it never happened, like I'm not even here
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>>26239559
eventually be*
who>would*

And I forgot to add but it's one of the reasons I absolutely hate groups of people
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>>26239559
I thought I was getting better, but recently I was with a group and said stuff and nobody even paid attention. Sometimes somebody does. I don't know if it's normal to ignore people or this is something people do with me alone, perceiving how beta and socially inhibited I am. Maybe they just don't hear me.

I fucking hated the teacher letting the class do whatever. I come out wanting to shoot the fucking place up.
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Would be 10/10 if I wasn't employed full-time. I still get about $5000 annually though.
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>>26239651
The worst part is when you realise it
>always thought I was talking too low or something
>once say something extremely low
>somebody replies from a distance you thought people couldn't hear you from

And then you realise people were just ignoring you all this time
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>>26239660
>employed full-time
>get about $5000 annually
dafuq? do you live in vietnam or something?
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>>26235100
I agree on that. A guy who's 6'7" tall has a legitimate excuse for being socially awkward. Even 6'2" is past the point of negative returns on potential dating pool.
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>>26238884

Damn straight. It's been like this since reddit started coming here to get away from their own shit site.
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>>26234945

8

I don't use prescribed drugs and I'm tall.
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>>26239912
a lurch is not a bot
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>>26234945
10/10 although the 10th one is a bit unclear. It can be on any topic?
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>>26239791
In Russia.
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>>26240049
Something you wouldn't tell anyone for fear of being ostracised
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6/10
I do lots o drugs, drink with my friend occasionally, have had sex, and I'm 6'4''
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>>26234945
>tfw went to trade school, became a welder, and make $40,000 a year
Feels pretty good man.
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10/10
Fuck
I guess i'm living the dream right robots
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Cyborg it is, I fill the entire bottom 5.

Basically I can get drunk in a bar, then sperg about my unpopular opinions to everyone within earshot while scaring off the girl I was attempting to chase.

C Y B O R G S U P R E M A C Y
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>>26235322
I wish hed compare 5'8 to 5'10
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>>26238464
>Extremely far left
>uncommon view
Go back to Tumblr feminazi
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5/10, average as fuck
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Cyborg desu
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>>26234945
>9/10
>will still be called a normie by people on this board

Fuck you all.
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>>26240354
This is Reddit tier desu
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>tfw I'm either silent at all times or aggressive in conversations
It pushes all the normies away at least, even my family said there was something wrong with me
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>>26238464

>high school blue pilled
>thinks being leftist is edgy
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8/10
I'm pretty vanilla unless you consider DFC to be weird
My interests are normal - vidya, piano, working out, reading
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>>26234945
>tfw you meet all the criteria
someone kill me plz
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So this is what it feels like to be a 10/10.
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>>26242484
Not the 10s you want though

Is 0% 100% of a failure?
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>>26242551

I am an overachiever, willing and able to give 110% in failing at everything.
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9/10
/
1
0
High income robot.
High income =/= normie status
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>>26240507
www.reddit.com

>You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

That's true, Reddit is not original.
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>>26242561
i laughed but my autism forces me to try to understand what this could mean

is there a loop?
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>>26242562
What do you do, famalam?
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>>26243079
FPGA engineering
Software engineers are MAD about this little trick I learned and basically you are fucking stupid
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>>26234945
>tfw 9/10
>fembots don't exist
You know in your heart that they do.
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>>26243131
>mystery.jpeg
fuck off roastie
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>>26234945
Solid 8/10 pour moi
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>>26234945
10... I couldn't be normal even if I wanted to.
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I strike out on the unemployment, fetishes, drugs and maybe hobbies if target shooting is considered non-normie.
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>>26234945
9/10
you can probably guess the exclusion
but im not a robot because im not bitter toward men or women.
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>>26234945
>4-6/10

I'm pretty sure I'm just percieved by my classmates as a guy who just keeps to himself. Like, I've got people who I talk to in college classes, not a virgin, and have friends, so that puts me at least around cyborg level.
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Does awkward sex with prostitutes count?
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>>26234945
>>26243302
Oh, if we go by the pic, I'm 3/10 which is only height, male, and maybe some unpopular opinions

>>26243291
chick or height
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>>26234945
all 10 for me honey
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Does the red pill count as a prescribed drug? If so then 10/10.
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>>26234945

1. Only use hookers, and rarely at that
2. Only person I drink with is my best friend of nearly 8 years
3. I have a shit ton of pills I take
4. 6'1" here
5. Male
6. Unemployed and broke (/deenzlife/)
7. Vidya, table-top games, chess and drawing porn cartoons
8. Traps, rape and impregnation to name a few
9. Never speak to anyone, get angry and anxious when people speak to me
10. /pol/ack here, nuff said

9/10, breddy robot familia
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>>26243407
Now that is what I call edgy

BloxBlox
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>>26234945
9/10

Someone fucking kill me, please.
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>>26234945
8.5/10 have had sex and drink but usually alone
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>>26243518
whoops wrong tab i thought this was reddit lol
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>>26238126
pepe smokes weed u fucking normie
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>>26234945
>10/10

The fuck? I know I'm not normal but I'm not one of you sick fucks.
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Robots have to be kissless virgins or only have sex with prostitutes so change I
It's fully possible to be a robot at any height so remove IV
Robots don't have to have enough willpower to have a hobby so remove VII
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>>26234945
7/10, can i stay now? where does that put me?
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>>26234945
I check them all holy shit
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>>26234945
9/10, 2tall4wizardry
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>>26234945
may aswell off myself

>khv
>never drunk a full bottle
>never done 420 garbage
>manlet
>"fembot"
>neet
>mmorpgs runescape 3, almost hit 3k hours
>giantess
>stutter
>niggers
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>>26234945
6/10
>can never be taller than 190 cm
well fuck you too fahm
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>>26245189
>women taller than 6'2
I refuse to believe
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>>26234945
5/10
Am I allowed here?

>not original
fuck off
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>>26234945
>6'2
>1m90

Nah, ii's either 6'3 = 190, or 6'2 = 186
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>>26245256
My moms 6'4"...
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>>26234945
True robot here
10/10
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>>26234945
9/10
i actually had sex only 2 times in my entire life with a hooker. dont know if this count tho otherwise i would be a 10/10
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>>26243131
No, but they can be my gf
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8/10, not all that surprising however.
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7/10 robot

according to that pic where you sum up normie-points I'm a cyborg though
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6. Cyborg, I guess.
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>>26245820
>7/10 normie
Fixed
Now fuck of
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>>26236087
How is a milf fetish not normie as fuck? It's a common genre on popular porn sites
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2/10 oh well time to leave this place
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>>26234945
I think the last time I did this I scored all 10
fucking kill me desu
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>>26234945
>true robot

I drink socially occasionally
I'm over 190cm but come on I can't control it pham
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>>26234945
Shit. All 10. Someone please end this suffering.
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>>26234945
>9

I'm pretty tall. The rest apply.
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5/10 is pretty normie.
6 low cyborg
7 high cyborg
8 low robot
9 robot
10 true robot
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>>26234945
Ten out of ten.
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>>26234945
Surprisingly I check out.
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I - NO, sex is had
II - NO rarely drink (once a month?) but it happens
III - YES try not to use drugs at all
IV - YES Hmph I thought 6'2 was about my height but I'm < 190cm
V - YES
VI - NO I get more and I'm from a poor country
VII - YES
VIII - YES
IX - NO? Hard to judge but I guess I'm closer to normal than roboto
X - YES

6/10. Don't consider myself a robot, I mostly go here for the rare femdom/gentle
femdom threads and check out a thread or two from time to time.
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Only 1/10 for me with the height thing, but that doesn't really bother me since I'm 5'11.

It's okay though, height isn't something I can necessarily control.
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>>26234945
i check all of them

but i have a gf... what does that make me?
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>>26234945
9/10
because I like drinking in a pub alone and looking at other people
it's like watching wild animals on safari for me
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>>26250261
The Gfd threads haven't been on here since the summer. I think /d/ had s regular one, but it's not as open to discussion as the /r9k/ threads were.
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9/10

because i smoke WEED LMAO
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>le robots can't do drugs meme
You can buy them off deepweb with no social interactions required.
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>>26234945
All ten. I'm not proud of it.
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>>26234945
>I. 26, no sex in 7 years
>II. don't drink
>III. no drugs
>IV. 178cm
>V. Male
>VI. salaried, but thanks to shit country I get about 11500$ a year
>VII. does 40k, retro computing and classical philosophy count?
>VIII. nothing here
>IX. dunno, i find it hard to talk to people, but nothing outright autism tier I guess
>X. yep, I have to constantly watch my mouth
So how did I do?
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>>26234945

All 10.

Originally of course.
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>>26240722
>Tumblr
>Extremely far left
Tumbr are liberal idpol idiots, not socialists/communists/anarchists
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>>26250607
Yeah I know. From time to time someone will start a femdom thread or something about wanting a mommie and it fills a hole.
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I have three jobs but I love them but they add up to less than full time
>I earn decent money but I live at home
>tfw I'm 3/10 and been bullied all through secondary so I have low self esteem but I also have had an 8/10 gf
>However we didn't have sex though I did lose my virginity but it was to a 2/10
>I can be attractive to because I am a good and intelligent person and some people like that but I want to be foreveralone because fuck that gay shit.
>I /r9k/ daily but I don't want to be here.
What am I?
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