>be me 19 >virgin >girl wants to have sex with me tomorrow

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2016-02-04 00:44:06 Post No. 26234299
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 00:44:06 Post No. 26234299 [Report]

>be me 19
>virgin
>girl wants to have sex with me tomorrow
>scared that condom will break and I'll catch STD or get her pregnant

What the fuck do I do

Anonymous 2016-02-04 00:45:37 Post No.26234330
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 00:45:37 Post No.26234330 [Report]

Don't have sex with her?
Duh

Anonymous 2016-02-04 00:59:26 Post No.26234588
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 00:59:26 Post No.26234588 [Report]

Freeze the condom over your dick, forming an impenetrable cock wall.

But seriously, just don't botch putting it on and you'll be gold. Shit's 98% when you know what you're doing.

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:02:29 Post No.26234645
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:02:29 Post No.26234645 [Report]

Don't be scared, do it and then leave this board forever pls

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:02:46 Post No.26234649
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:02:46 Post No.26234649 [Report]

well, you have surely fapped before, so you should try tonight getting it stiff and trying some condoms on so you get the grip of it for tomorrow.

Oh, and don't cum tonight

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:07:11 Post No.26234730
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:07:11 Post No.26234730 [Report]

>>26234645
>nonvirgins don't browse arcanine

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:11:54 Post No.26234817
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:11:54 Post No.26234817 [Report]

As long as you don't go seriously too rough, the condom will be fine. And loosen up: sex shouldn't be serious!

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:12:07 Post No.26234825
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:12:07 Post No.26234825 [Report]

>>26234299
the condom wont break because you'll get stage fright

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:14:18 Post No.26234875
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:14:18 Post No.26234875 [Report]

Be a faggot

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:53:38 Post No.26235618
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:53:38 Post No.26235618 [Report]

>>26234299
Have any more Rare Rands?

Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:54:09 Post No.26235629
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 01:54:09 Post No.26235629 [Report]

No condom, cum inside.

DO IT FAGGOT

Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:01:07 Post No.26236744
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:01:07 Post No.26236744 [Report]

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Drop out of this board like Rand dropped out of the race
Also GET A WARRENT YOU FAT FUCk

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